How is Twitter free? #35

hello hello hello how are you guys doing welcome back to another episode of house twitter free one week late but hey better late than never am i right guys by the way thank you so much for 500k subscribers that is crazy you guys are the best man honestly i love you so much and with that being said sit back relax and enjoy and let's get straight into this video my husband mentioned he wanted cornbread yesterday and guess what he will have today cornbread because he gets what he wants period oh that's hot unpopular opinion body addition my knees shouldn't hurt this much at such a young age when i click submit payments that hurts bro that hurts then check my account like damn they really took it what uk guys at house parties be like bro this song is on fifa 13. boys will really break your hearts and then like your insta pic like nothing happened me texting someone that doesn't want anything to do with me 1989 it's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with pcs in 30 years 2019 oh yeah that's impressive what instagram thinks elon musk tweets first is what elon musk actually tweets oh yeah alpha leaders baby business advice daily you are paid in direct proportion to the difficulty of the problems you solve so inspiring man wow and this is what elon musk actually tweets out sexy haha yes okay so if you are a gamer most likely you know that the incredible fortnight world cup is taking place this very weekend i mean it might be over by the time this video comes out but either way things are going pretty crazy and i came across this tweet which is rather interesting laughing my ass off i hop into the fortnight stream and this is the first thing i see competing in the creative fortnite world cup how have you been preparing for today um i just practiced with my team yesterday and things went pretty good first of all i have to give credit to the guy that was a pretty smooth recovery he made it look as if nothing happened but either way my guy really was about to take the microphone out of the interviewer's hand mission failed next time or maybe he just thought she was really cute and wanted to touch her hand and be like hey what's up babe yeah i'm probably gonna make 50 million dollars this weekend playing fortnite you want to go on a date this is how fortnite gamers interact with women it's crazy because your crush is somebody's where you at ho i don't know why but i get awkward when someone compliments me like i don't know what to say someone you look cute today me uh merry christmas having a boyfriend is great because i always have someone to gossip to and he wouldn't tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the first place so one of the things i've seen trending the most this week on the timeline is alinity and uh she was doing a twitch live stream and decided to just throw her cat into the abyss milo just went to get my oil changed and alinity's cat's here she's charging his ass rent now too it honestly wouldn't surprise me me anytime my pet falls asleep in a cute position cat's been nine years old no school no job just in the house meowing dude it actually makes me sick man these cats don't even pay taxes they're just there having the most easy life bro just sitting down on the couch all day drinking milk like please get a job dude contribute to society this could be us okay this is kind of my dream in like 15 years time when i have a family channel guys just make sure you come back to this video when i decide to dress up my whole family in these epic minecraft t-shirts how am i supposed to explain to my children that i can't help them with their math homework how am i supposed to look them dead in the eye and tell them i'm not capable of doing long division shopping cart 679.99 me oh my god what a deal shipping 5.67 me you know what bye this husband spent two years planting thousands of scented flowers for his blind wife to smell and get her out of depression your mcm says damn that's crazy when you're sad i actually feel kind of bad because i think i've done this before i've been speaking to a girl and before any of you guys say well fainted you get no girls anyway so that's definitely a lie take a look at this okay so i tweeted out 500k subs zero girlfriends and you're not gonna believe what happened kira bridget replied saying oh so i mean nothing to you ladies and gentlemen i think this is what is commonly referred to in the fortnite community as a w my future wife is definitely getting it on with her man right now you go babe remember to spell coconut oh god how smart kids in school looked at you when you asked to copy their homework good morning to everyone except grandpa joe who sat in bed for 20 years and allowed his family to wallow in poverty but hopped up like a [ __ ] to go to a candy factory look at this dude had them dudes eating potatoes water women shoot their shots by thinking about you shaking my head well there you have it guys if you're really sad because girls never approach you will tell you you're handsome don't worry they're thinking about you and that's their way of shooting their shot okay no girls ever come up and talk to me don't be silly i know they think i'm so handsome they're just kind of nervous you know definitely next up we have a video captions i watched this 10 times in a row what could it possibly be [Music] oh my goodness this is so evil look at the pain in this man's face i guess it's kind of worth it though for the 84 000 tick tock likes my guy's kind of famous now like if you can relate when you see a cute girl and you hear she likes you and you're gonna ask her out but she likes minion like this video right now if you can relate with this image guys quite frankly if you can't relate this tweet uh there's a problem i need to know the story behind this okay uh how has this happened then he protects he attack but most importantly he gets to location on back of quack when you finally meet that special someone you're trash just like me when you're just laying with your girl while she sleep and you're thinking damn she kind of ugly bruh i laughed at this and my girl asked what was funny i made her pinky promise she wouldn't get mad before i showed it to her and she still got mad yeah i'd have never guessed bro just like looking at your own girlfriend and being like yeah she's kind of ugly actually your girlfriend's probably going to be crying for the next three to five working days sorry instagram was hacked late last night i got it back already thank god it was a guy doing swipe up challenges and not some gang gang guy following all his friends and posting pics this tweet is loki legendary okay so this guy tweets out 171 centimeters near i i'm not even going to try it bro anyways check him out he's a handsome dude pretty buff just you know take a take a good look at that image um i think you forgot to photoshop your reflection yeah um maybe next time think it over a little bit more before you decide to fake flex on twitter i'm telling you it's not the same as instagram people are very vigilant next up elon musk tweets out this rather cursed image with the caption to infinity and beyond i'm trying to reach the beyond you must reach infinity first oh dear you see this squad running at you what are you doing getting a bunch of louis vuitton clothes for free me typing the sounds i remember from a song into google hoping it can find it when you're both typing so you erase the message to let them speak first but they do the same thing boys never cheat they just practice with other girls to be a better boyfriend yo this is facts man this is fact the next time you walk in on your boyfriend making out with some other girl at a party just remember he's practicing for you okay he wants to get better at kissing and um he doesn't want to embarrass himself don't take it personally my ex is still using my netflix account and is currently watching season 3 of stranger things i can't wait to change the password when they get to episode 7. a male bee's testicles explode during snags killing him instantly that means if you see a bee flying around chances are he's a virgin lol nerd i don't use touch id on my phone cause i might forget my fingerprints yes we deliver to area 51. so uh yeah turns out if you are going to be storming area 51 you don't need to survive off of dual pods and g-fuel powder you can actually order yourself some chipotle you know treat yourself bryson tiller left hand is steering the other is gripping your thigh people in the uk what is this what what is this for what why yeah if you're from the uk guys like me don't try this when you're driving your tesla okay actually wait hold on a second um i think a tesla is probably the only car you could actually do this whilst the steering wheel is on the right hand side my bad don't try this in your voxel corsa okay guys seriously uk people stay safe do you bite or lick your ice cream anyone that bites ice cream don't fear nothing stage one psychopath name one thing you want to try in the bedroom um getting a full eight hours of sleep that'd be nice yeah boy anyways guys that's it for this episode of house twitter free hopefully you guys did enjoy having a mix of light modes and dark mode tweets i think twitter's actually got an even darker mode that i could use maybe in the next video um so if you guys want to see that let me know down below and pretty much other than that guys just tag me in your funny tweets at fainted sad i want to get you guys involved of course in the series so hit me up on there maybe drop me a follow and finally please do subscribe to the channel if you are new around here i tend to post an episode of the series every single sunday um most of the time i try my best okay and yeah that's pretty much it guys i hope you all have an amazing day and i'll see in the next one much love peace and thank you for 500k i love you take away

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Id: Roa-Z3Xh3qI

Length: 11min 15sec (675 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 28 2019