How is Twitter free? #47

okay so in the last episode I said if we get 20,000 likes I'll use Wii Sports gameplay and you guys absolutely smashed it 48,000 likes my god let's go prepare yourself some incredible professional HD Wii Sports gameplay Beethoven and Mozart have been real quiet since YouTube diss tracks became a thing you can tell a man's frontal lobe is fully developed if he asks for your number instead of your snapchats only in college can you go to class and not pay attention at all but still be proud of yourself because at least you went ugly girls putting on an anime AVI so boys will talk to them girls put on an anime avi because they love to demon not because they love IRL men I'm really sorry guys but some of you need to see this next tweets it may break a few hearts but it had to be said she's at her apartment watching Netflix with her dudes who's got bicep veins and a crisp jawline she rachel text from the lockscreen and didn't reply he just put his hands on her thigh just go to bed bro yep that really does hurt seriously though guys if you keep double texting girls this is probably what's happening so just move on okay I trust me there's plenty more Eagles in the discord servers I've just always wanted to know did ksi business expenses Lamborghini because it had a whole song made around it like was it just tax deductible because if yes I'll make a subpar rap song about every car I buy me trying not to do anything stupid zon the first states morning texts from my boyfriend's versus random men in my DMS okay so her boyfriend texts are saying are you awake just destroyed the toilet I have explosive diarrhea can you make breakfast worked up an appetite and then this random dude just DMS are saying um hey there how are you doing darling how's your life and work going it's still right with you I hope you always save healthy and safe I'd ever seen more proof to support the theory that girls like bad boys and they just aren't interested in nice guys we got this guy that DMS be like oh hey baby I hope you stay happy and healthy and safe I love you so much and then the boyfriend who's you know secure in the bag is over there like but just poot myself again ah Pete Davidson and Margaret's frickin I don't know have reportedly called it quits let's just rename this article Pete Davidson and Pete Davidson in a wig half cool it quits yikes that's kind of scary the resemblance is making me kind of uncomfortable my ten-year-old brother called me to tell me he has a girl friends and then sent me this oh god oh god what what's going on here her scrunchie is on my wrist sounds pretty serious I think this kid's taking it way too fast okay this is a recipe for a disaster putting a girl's scrunchie on your wrist is essentially fifth base I mean that is just taking it a bit too far I think like this is a really serious relationship before you know it she'll be coming around his house every single day of the week and we can't have that happening okay this man has a bright fortnight career ahead of him and he's got to be practicing every day so I yeah never put a girl's scrunchie on your wrist fellas how are y'all like in my fridge oh yeah that looks good buddy really nice and healthy mmm this man about a slicer urinal in half it wouldn't even surprise me Barry like his piss is literally going to be a special move like it's that acidic okay so in the last episode we were talking about Kylie Jenner and how they'd been this really crazy viral clip of her all over Twitter that week which was her saying and shine and get out of here and show you guys her room rise and shine yeah that one anyways turns out kylie jenner's actually decided to trademark those words like seriously just look at this Kylie Jenner has trademarked rise and shine I'm done bird this is how all memes go to die it's not funny anymore man I swear if I get a copyright strike I am going to end myself like how can you even trademark those words I have no idea that's crazy cockroach milk the super food of the future has arrived you telling me cockroaches have titties maybe I won't call the exterminator this man is detrimental II horny right now me walking into my home with packages after telling my mum I was broke mom put that Nintendo DS down now you're at the dinner table seven-year-old me playing Cooking Mama me choosing my outfits every day my pops is never allowed to put me a flight again y'all pray for the kid um what kind of interior is this yikes this guy flying in a 2004 Ford Expedition my wife better be ready to put up with stuff like this what the hell are you doing oh my god are we these people now right around a skeleton baby and my bike cart oh my god seriously get home or I'm gonna have you committed to pick you up from a football game and your dad does this crap imagine being fun and festive and your wife being freaking boring yikes I'd be filing the divorce papers right there and then like seriously if you can't get into spooky season what's the point actually feel kind of bad for this guy he looks really excited all dressed up and then his wife just comes along like what the what are you doing bro you're cringe you just posted cringe this is not cringe this is epic bear breaks into Colorado House place the piano but not very well he's trying his freakin best you I mean yeah you've got to love the fact that this verified Twitter page I presume that's a news outlet is over here roasting a bear for his piano skills oh yeah he broke into the house and played the piano but it wasn't that great probably like a great - I don't know average player you ever just think about the fact that's your pets eat the same meal every day no but now I'm thinking about it and that's scary cats and dogs really be out here consuming like the driest biscuits every single day and still being like ah damn that's so tasty breath give me more and whilst on the topic of animals check this out this is the most cat thing I've ever seen [Music] I love you next up PewDiePie tweets are saying just found out I'm banned in China she freakin sucks so hard dude shocking scenes of veg abuse in London hashtag justice for broccoli when you accidentally walk into set ate KFC doing free delivery on uber eats let me get some wings quickly for this match law because unlike Arsenal we actually deliver please don't ask me why I delete tweets if you need to know I'm just not the same person I was 56 seconds ago 2020 is in less than three months which means a whole new decade is starting this is the decade most of us are going to get married in or have kids or graduates or start our careers we're so close to entering the very beginning of a whole new chunk of our lives oh my god amber I've never seen somebody get this deep on Twitter calm when you and your ex said you were gonna get married and now you've both blocked each other on everything Hey look at that look at us who are that me hey tinder I think your app is bugged I've been swiping right but don't seem to be getting any matches just wanted to point this out so you guys can look into it thanks I know I often joke about things like this but I'm being 100% serious with you guys I've been using the tinder app for literally like over a year now and I can count on one hand how many girls I've matched with and I even ended up spending money on the tinder gold app or whatever it's called where you could actually see who is like to you and I'm not joking not one new person has liked me in the last week this is so depressing obviously guys it's damaging my self-esteem at this point like not even one female on the tinder app has seen my profile in seven days and fought you know this guy he's relatively handsome you not one I'm so sad maybe it's because 90% of my pictures on there and me wearing a Jigglypuff hat before I had swag French people are crazy what what this has to be fake bro and by the way I've got to commentate over this because it's copyrighted music and somehow we have a dog driving a car this has to be Bates it has to be I think they stock has superpowers quite frankly then then can you stop in Ghana stop you know how beautiful can somebody please explain this to me in the comments because I want to be that guy who gets roasted being like oh my god feigning how could you believe that's real but seriously looking at this video it just looks believable to me like the dog genuinely looks like it's driving how this has happened snapchats crazy but please do explain this to me guys next up I tweet out the shirt stays on during se X it's sleep floss repeat spongebob what are you doing mate and then out of nowhere the spongebob facts Twitter page decides to come in and say hey spongebob fact you probably won't be having much sex if you actually ever wear that shirt spongebob doesn't floss and that's a fact ah great you just ruined my childhood dream thanks how dared a spongebob face Twitter account come over to my page and start talking about how spongebob doesn't floss what out of your mind course spongebob floss is bro he's got swag no gamer has all free fortnight's life sucks we have better hosts to stare at spoon for tonight you guys probably think this is photoshopped but trust me it isn't anyways that's it for this episode of House Twitter free I really hope you guys still enjoy and if you do want to get involved in the series feel free to tag me in funny tweets at fainted sad I love you guys so much and I'll see you all next Sunday much love peace but you could [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 940,190

Rating: 4.962831 out of 5

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Id: m0PUYYD4m4s

Length: 12min 5sec (725 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 27 2019