How is Twitter free? #106

men on dating apps be like i'm six foot two if that matters and i'm like bro you're wearing a rick and morty shirt you're making me six to my stomach i don't get it most women i know love rick and morty hey what's up cuties hiding welcome back to house twitter free the series where you guys tag me in funny tweets and i read them out i'm feeling a bit tired today so um it's gonna be a chill episode hope you guys enjoy [Music] my parents are divorced and i post the first pick and my dad took it and cropped my mom out i the shape the skill so here we have the original family photo it's the kids and then i believe this is the mom right here and the dad sees this saves it and goes let me just post on my facebook real quick and photoshop out their mother that's a really good photoshop though she just she dips he's got the shadows right and everything and this guy just goes who's the shoddy on the left and the middle one and then the one on the left tallest woman uh all of them except the dude yeah show the love for the bros don't approve the move but the crop was skillful and abhorrent and not what an older adult should be spending his time doing because it's a depiction contrary be fact bro i don't really know what to say it's kind of petty i guess but like you can't really blame the guy if he's gone through like a massive divorce and doesn't want his ex-wife on his facebook page maybe just best to have not posted it and kept that photo to himself but i don't know you do you bro either way we know this guy's a photoshop champion breaking monolith inexplicably returns with stories ah yes this is what everybody was waiting for stories mate as if we haven't got enough of them already just chuck them on the monolith yo i went there a few hours ago be looking tasty toblerone fainted gotta represent in my class activities look at all these names then we got the chad out here with subscribe to fainted hopefully the class listened and we may have got ourselves an extra i believe 23 subs epic absolutely no one me at 3 am i wonder what the reason for this is it's probably some kind of scientific meaning behind it all but something about when you just wake up in the middle of the night a nice glass of cold water and the water will now be so delicious yeah why is that that 3am water be tasting good man like water normally tastes fresh but i don't know something about that late night water that just i say kind of is a little bit different me scrolling through the comments looking for a scientific reason for this happening um first boom there we go guys the scientists have uh explained it to us right here and now first is the reason if you think your boyfriend is a freaking idiot mine googled average uk woman's shoe size to buy me some shoes rather than physically pick up a pair of my shoes and find out what size i was who does that that is boyfriend material baby average uk woman shoe size don't know man it just might have been a lot easier for you to just go and grab a pair of her shoes and check the size and then you'd actually get it correct as opposed to relying on the average like just because something's average doesn't necessarily mean it'll be the correct choice and then you end up getting your girlfriend a pair of the wrong size shoes rip reading cooking instructions off the bag i just threw out oh it's too relatable it's just like ugh why did i chuck that out and it's kind of like you don't want to put your hand in the bin and then get out all over again so you have to try and depict what it says from the dark deep crevice at the bottom of the bin 33 is going still don't know how to boil rice 2 1 ratio water to rice salt sit in cold water for a bit turn on stove cover occasionally stir take off heat once water evaporates sick covered off heat for a few minutes serve bro said two one ratio of water to rice well i don't really know why i just read that but there you go guys that's a tutorial on how to make rice if you didn't know already was it 425 or 325 degrees ah then realizing that the recipe is on the other side and you'll have to turn it over to read it bruh mariah carey every december 1st she be getting that bread dude that's wild man because i mean christmas is essentially like a guaranteed holiday every single year so like until the day she dies and then to continue on for her children or whatever they're just going to be securing the bag every single december it's pretty interesting thought though just being like okay don't have to work for the rest of your life and every single december you just get this massive check from a song you wrote like 30 years ago might have to write my own christmas song diss track on pewdiepie by the time i remember to text back it's too disrespectful to even do it do strict parents realize the kind of liars they're racing constantly forcing me to study doubts me every time my phone is charging because i might have used that instead of studying whenever i come out of my study room to take a break i don't care enough about my studies and i'm wasting all my time i keep all my stuff ready now once my dad said i was gonna fail a math test because i didn't study enough according to him i got 105 on a test i missed one question got the extra credit right when my dad looked at my test all he said was you would have got 108 if you studied oh man going back to the whole like strict parent subject though it's kind of true though like dude i feel like the stricter your parents are the most stupid things you do because these kids just get their entire life being told what to do or being monitored like 24 7 and next thing you know they're like trying to rebel it obviously doesn't always work out like that but in my experience i've seen it quite a few times i feel like being strict is just such a like outdated thing like you just got to try and be communicative with younger people and stuff my 36 year old boyfriend just asked if i ever go up the stairs on all fours and then demonstrated and admitted i do it all the time what a beast what a chad if you don't want him i'll take him yeah it's faster i only do this nude what are we saying guys is this a new strategy we found here for uh going upstairs instead of just walking on your two legs why not go on all fours take it back to the classics and the way this girl's boyfriend not only admits to it but also does a demonstration fantastic it's like a performance really you've secured yourself a top boyfriend there next up we have an epic moment from out of context hannah montana and all we have is a crying emoji for the caption if miley cyrus comments we will get married and miley cyrus says hope it goes better for you two than it did for me congrats rip me why does my back hurt my posture every day from nine to six uh are you good i feel like in the future humans are probably gonna evolve to have like slanted necks in this kind of direction i don't know if you guys have ever noticed this but it's pretty much the case for most people but like when you're on your phone and looking down at your screen your neck tends to bend obviously because you're looking downwards like not many people tend to bring their phone upwards to like in front of their natural sort of height of gaze like basically a bunch of us be looking down for like prolonged periods of time and eventually i feel like it does have an impact on like your neck and yeah i just feel like most people have smartphones these days and use them for a pretty prolonged period of time especially younger people and yeah i could be wrong but if you go and check yourself out in the mirror when you're on your phone chances are your neck's probably slanted downwards when you're looking down at it and i feel like over time the human spine is just gonna keep bending down and down i definitely noticed my posture was a little bit interesting so recently i've been trying to like lift up my phone to in front of my face as opposed to looking down at it i don't know dude it probably doesn't even matter imagine if your bank did a yearly recap like spotify [Music] so a bank statement it's called a bank statement since when your bank statement told you that you're a fat poo poo because you spent 50 pound on mcdonald's on 4th of may good point like yeah i guess you do have the bank statement but it's nothing like the spotify recap really because it's not that personalized who knows though maybe banks will actually add this feature soon here's a recap of 2020 on the 12th of november you spent half of your net worth on an anime body pillow and you're just like oops kim kardashian post this video captioned another one and uh it's basically like i think their whole family sat down just randomly calling people facetime what is going on hello first day i had to make sure [Music] ridiculous [Music] can you see me and james charles says i thought i was about to get sued yeah how would you react when you just open up facetime and you see this they're looking so formal and you've got like half of the kardashian family just staring at you me facetiming my besties squad it really does look like you're about to get sued they really said unleash your inner lawsuit [Music] it's quite interesting though how um the kardashians are like friends with youtube influencers these days for example james charles um alison ray david dobrik all that stuff very fascinating so back in 2013 james charles tweeted out for real i love me some let's just say girls and then in 2020 i was hacked james really switched up on us huh anyways yeah i'm gonna leave it there hope you guys enjoyed and um if you want to watch more click on the screen and subscribe hope you guys have an absolutely amazing day much love peace

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Length: 11min 2sec (662 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 06 2020