How is Twitter free? #132

i've been waiting for this chair to finish loading for 20 freaking minutes who designed this man ah hello cuties mine's fainted and welcome to house twitter free the series where you guys tag me in funny tweets and i read them out wow subscribe right now or i will literally give your xbox the red ring of death adulting is when you put the 497 meat back because you found some for 4.72 you have some broke boy hours welcome to adulthood you get mad when they've rearranged the grocery store now he macked the cheese too hard what are you doing little guy come on look at his crepes ugh the things the cat will do for some mac and cheese this dude for real learned how to tuck himself in and now sleeps like a human ah this guy's so cute man look at this dude uber facts the xbox 360's red ring of death was such a widespread issue nearly 30 of its console failed in 2007. repairs cost microsoft more than 1.15 billion don't let opportunities pass you by oh i see [Music] okay free car wash nice one guys that's genius they're like yo let me get a taste my dumb ass would have had the sunroof open by accident how it started versus how it's going so it started with hey my name is cameron my mother is blank i don't really know how to do this i'm just wondering hoping you and i could have a conversation uh sure about what the possibility of you being my biological father wow how old are you i turned 26 on april 27th and then boom wait is this his dad what legendary so this video captioned okay exactly what do you like about tennis uh that i like that they hit the ball very hard back and forth constantly what do you like i gotta thank this kid for that genius analysis wow imagine if twitter had a nope somebody already tweeted that try again feature meme twitter if that happened i just add some random right at the end yo level 100 iq telling me shrimp fried this rice window and this is the best bit someone searched up and like like somebody literally tweeted this like 10 times already bro so ironic need that tired of seeing the same tweets every day nah that bull has wanted to do that to the last guy for a while oh my days and the best bit is then some guy captions this tweet and he's edited it so it's like some minecraft beast oh my days bro this guy who is this guy mad draws like bro plea this kid is the next michael bay editor also what do you even call this thing on minecraft like what is this creature there's gonna be so many 12 yards like oh my gosh this guy doesn't even know and the freaking name of that thing is on minecraft oh my gosh yeah mate you've never had a girlfriend shut up blows my mind how many people spend their lives being mad on twitter all day every day what makes me mad about this site nowadays is that there are lots of users mostly with a pfp of a football player replying with the exact same like ratio and you fell off to nearly every famous person's tweets especially to a serious tweet agreed just relax and have a mint burrito i meant what this is disgusting this looks delicious do you have any more recipes yes mint gyro check out our account for more you guys are what who is this the mint economy the creators of the mint movement hypergrowth tech startup we are creating value for our shareholders give me some stock in this right now agreed you get cancelled for something as simple as calling us a stick so true bro charlie speaking facts p.o.v you just opened twitter i think i'm going to bra myself is that actually an elton john song told her to text me when she got home i think she homeless yo how do we tell him i think her phone died opened uh what is that 156 thousand four hundred twenty six weeks ago my gosh nothing even existed at that point mate i think she died it's been three weeks since she said she'll text me when she's out the shower what does that mean oh she must be really clean she wants you bro it's just her phone dead nah she on xbox live with some other e boy bro sorry to break it to you mate now you're homeless but the m is silent homeless just like me for real and a sad boy tick-tock yeah mate get off twitter go outside she said she was gonna call me when she got home i think her phone battery died no but guys just shoot your shot i mean probably like one out of 100 times you might actually get someone reply to you and then yeah it's a dub motherfreak is buying the new iphone 14. oh my gosh this dude kind of looks like that bloke off of harry potter like his uncle except with 10 times more swag because he's got that drip on that bro what is that literally just christmas summarize right there when you get the same pair of socks apple doesn't even have to be innovative anymore people will buy the same iphone 10 times be perfectly fine with it well kind of true but also like if you don't upgrade your iphone it's just going to die like i swear there's a um what's it called conspiracy like if you have an old iphone it just eventually they pump out an update and it gets destroyed android users boasting the same meme every time a new iphone comes out yeah bro i don't want to be hearing this disrespect you android boys your camera be looking like you're taking a picture of potato g when they realize there's no new features and they wasted 1300 what's going on here people posting the same iphone meme every year joking about unoriginality people sharing this out like it isn't freaking awesome to get a second pair of my favorite shirts yeah that's true why not get more drip next we got tick-tock captioned you're gonna love yourselves more when you accidentally go on a first date in a hurricane because you feel bad canceling last minute stanley go on a first date in a hurricane because you feel bad canceling last minute and he wants to go this is me on my way to a first date my umbrella is flipped over now this guy's gotta be like six foot five extremely handsome there's no way someone's turning up for a date like this if it's just some random average dude i just had to document this you've gotta be good i'm just saying if i don't find love with this kind of effort put in who will after the date dude looks like freaking gotham city which was one single hour long in which he made me pay for myself when i checked here in a little hurricane we walked outside and he said yeah you're right we should have rescheduled that's so sad she puts in all that effort only to have a really dead date look at this bro like what are those oh my god of course the train was feeling just a little silly so the sea train was running express past myself so now i'm walking back down i feel sorry for this woman man came out in like the most mad thunderstorm and hasn't even ended up having a good day no earth has ever made a woman this way you know it's moments like this when you really know whether you're a sex in the city kind of new york girl or when you're a broad city kind of new york girl i guess that's what i am you 0 out of ten do not grow back then going on a date in a tornado slash hurricane and we're back on the couch where i wanted to be the whole night anyway with a margarita cheers to dating in new york city yeah i do miss out on a good girl bro like if she's willing to go through all that effort just to meet up with you on like the first date bro you got to be locking that down what a joke men are not worth this type of effort 80 blocks in a hurricane he didn't even bother to meet her halfway or call her an uber women are not worth the effort these days a rich man will love a broke woman but a rich one won't love a broke guy women are loved unconditionally men are loved if they provide something or are useful boy it was a first date go to therapy how about the dates where the woman expects the man to pay the bill sometimes has to pick her up open the whole doors etc where's the equality this is literally his profile picture he made you go 80 blocks to get him i need only 10. ignore the hurricane he made you come to him on the first date and you paid now i'd back the hurricane what the actual frick guys have never been worth this never will be never could be it somewhat makes sense although i'm i'm not sure about this bit here and you paid i think going halves on a date is like pretty fair like come on like why should the guy have to pay for it bro obviously i'm biased but it's like dude let's be fair someone ended up going for a hurricane to go on a date with me like yeah i probably would pay for it like you put the effort in lactose intolerant people after eating ice cream oh no oh no chief that's messy i swear some dude at the end who goes damn wow dude what makes someone want to walk through the street doing this honestly like are you trying to audition for the next avengers movie bro just seeing that walk down the street you'd be like what the f please and the ice cream be tasting so mother freaking good but baby the aftermath be on 10k oh baby and this dude says can i get a sniff how have you oh man what you're just ruining it you're looking at my lips you're ruining it people on linkedin be like never take a vacation always neglect your family and you could be as successful as me a mid-level manager at state farm yeah there's so many dudes on linkedin just trying to flex honestly yeah look at my degree look at my cv ish my goal was to have ten thousand dollars saved by the end of 2021. i'm ready at 8.32 wow well done anyways guys is it for the video click on the screen to check out more subscribe and brofist shout outs to pewdiepie

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Length: 10min 57sec (657 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 10 2021