Ultimate HARDSTOP LUCAS Vine Compilation | Funny Hardstop Lucas Vines & Instagram Videos 2013 - 2019

of course I know the trip is tomorrow I'm looking for my ticket as we speak Lucas yes Lucas yes okay Oh call you back my mom keep calling me yes okay yes so good yeah yes hello let's try from over here okay mother I'm cooperating I'm responding hello did you hear me look these games not calling me I'm not playing these games stop calling me excuse me do you have the time huh the time what's the time well speak louder you're whispering what time is he do you know what he's saying oh I wasn't paying attention maybe he knows hey what's up what was he saying I mean I've seen his mouth moving but like I'm all the way over here so I couldn't hear him why was it interesting I don't know that's what we trying to find out look it's not that difficult I'm just asking for the time yeah you lost me that's under my time is it I'm reading the subtitles and I still don't understand it because I think that's in Spanish I would know Spanish what time is it I'm confused [Music] tell us another joke make us laughing again funny man what no I never said it joke then what was that last I don't know why y'all laughing I was just asking for the damn time boom alright so before I forget I'm gonna start passing out y'all packets that's not gonna be doing over the break here you go oh you want me to pass these out no not at all I mean I was doing my work and they're cutting in my way I mean I can pass these out no ha no that's yours yeah mine too pass up I got you no Kevin now what it's just for you that whole thing is yours to take home there is the one on top the old thing is one is fine I'm just gonna take mine on top and pass out the word there's nothing to pass out I have to rest my head wait that was all it is it's yours it's one packet that's what I've been telling you [Music] I'm playing these games you're taking its back huh hold up Otis what you wanna do what's gonna do [Music] by a uh so like I just woke up right and I felt like something wasn't right sometimes a little bit all so I look at myself in a mirror look at this look at this look my look why is it that big y'all help beat me up in my sleep like look at this look look yeah I see that I can even zoom in look I'm trying to zoom in I can't zoom in okay y'all see how big this is but I can see I don't even need a mirror I can see it like I can literally see it sticking out of my face right look it's blocking all of my feet look you can't even see my teeth like that ass is this puberty like my body's changing on me I don't like I thought I was done with this like look how big this is oh yo look how big this is like oh I'm skinny I'm singing and before the weight goes anywhere else tell my body because I'll be trying to gain weight it goes to my lip first and goes to my lip like micro look at this reload Nestle is like bro I don't know where you came from but you can't stay here you can go anywhere else but you just can't stay here I'm not playing these games cuz it was yesterday bring me back my left all right your test is on your desk no cheating you may begin [Music] you're doing good he was a great word [Music] remember to read each question carefully there's no room for mistakes see now that's what I like to see that's perfect I'm proud of you keep it up please take your time guys stop rushing that's spectacular I love everything I see on that paper that's stupid ah right on time sir this is the 10 items or less line yeah and I got 11 items but come on it's only one over the amount that is not my problem please step out of my line okay look technically I don't need whatever this is so I'll just put this back hey that doesn't go there I know but the soaps are so far how how you lazy ass better move that over but this makes so much work like what's the big deal this is not my job yeah but it's my job and you're giving me more work and you don't look like my boss so um I need you to do is hey excuse me I'm sorry to interrupt but like do you know where the one-size-fit-all adult diapers are yeah that'll be in our number nine sir I was just over there you know what thank you you're welcome so like I was saying look you lied to me I didn't see them did you look by the cat food a sneeze bless you thank you you're not gonna say bless why would I he already said and get the hell out my house don't leave that table to that food is gone I'm off the word I'm back you still like that table I'm not eating it so you miss school who said don't move hey where did you put the plunger who the hell are you let live you know you don't guess I know the hell you don't hey are you wearing my underwear what kind of question is that hell no I'm not wearing your underwear I mean we're the only ones here who else will be wearing have you ever thought that your lands I mean why would I be where why would I be never mind never mind hey I'm going to drop this letter off in the mailbox and when I come back I expect those dishes in there to be clean [Music] [Music] [Music] so when Sarah eats are both cereal what does that represent breakfast that devvra mean apron and Cheerios I'm not glad I want to talk about the tents oh yeah your test was perfect I did I get a zero next up so your work my answers were right where's the evidence where's the evidence wasn't so high cuz he keeps talking that was it's so cold what hell you stopped talking I was later goddamn okay class look at this true see Tommy shut the hell up [ __ ] on there playing these games [Applause] [Music] do you want some Daniel um I'm sorry I was just passing by and I noticed you peeking out at us earlier I don't see what that has to do with me I'm kind of hungry so I mean we have cocoa puffs I was kind of looking for something a little bit different you good you got something stuck in your throat I mean I'm trying to have my tea stuck in yours excuse me your neck look appetizing that's what we're complement you can't even see my name I'm not playing these games you're talking about I start and my body isn't food so it seems like we both got problems you know what let go bye Sarah go still hungry go go go my ocean got down welcome back everyone please get seated excuse me can you please take a seat I can't I laughed my ass off I'm not playing this [ __ ] dad I'm not joking this is serious right I'm not going you got no right see what I'm talking about should you be wearing a mask you can't tell me what to do don't you spit in my mouth Rosie this time I owe you right my bad can you read me a bedtime story I'm not playing you'll get ahead a nightmare I can't go back to slay all those maintains get the hell out of my room what what are you talking about we're not doing this again open again which again the one that you're holding it's so so pretty see what was the problem it's adorable how do you still not know my side now stay still I felt like this is more for you than it is for me I'm so putting these on Instagram [Music] great person even though his loudest videos will keep you up at night he was still a brother to me and I'm still proud what the hell is this you're lying I know you do this every day stop you know what I'm going back to sleep hey my name is Lukas and this is my dummy hair stop following me I've done he gets a hand on my back before they know you're Ringo stop making me uncomfortable look I'm not playing your game ok I haven't seen you since you this man ever seen me that smell oh you can't smoke what I'm just stating facts Theresa get your son heads up oh god yes yes what you got your hands up now what do you want you told me to put them up what is this clothes my fridge what I'm hungry how's my dad great but how do I get to the [Music] mom what I'm hungry well open the fries and eat okay excuse me what my electricity blows the free pushing Jess ten thousand okay you know what I'm done cuz I don't have time for this what are you doing yeah I'm gonna just go out and pick something up to eat all that food in the fridge and you might go out to eat you won't let me go in the frame now why would I not let you go in to free my how dumb do you say just grab what you need how do I grab what I need out the fridge well know what's in it you won't let me look oh I'm sorry I deeply apologize my voice I didn't mean no harm now go yes ma'am it's Bob o'clock why are you not Celeste 5 p.m. I'm gonna bid now he never does anything he's always in bed you told me to delay it went back then like I can never get him up he's so hard-headed take a seat okay do you mind taking your glasses off oh not at all I know all right done here you go is this some kind of joke who the hell is this this is not me oh I see so you drew a black girl from Jimmy Neutron I don't look like dinner's ready yeah I'll be there in a minute now I thought you don't play these games that was my xbox ask your xbox ready now go to the bench yeah you're doing great do you believe that he'll know he horrible have you seen them I really do why you lie to me why you ain't grown folks conversation now look your dumbass crime and it's your fault cuz you want to be nosy hey you got 20 bucks I can borrow nine guns no broke-ass babe no but you know what ask people who you doubt in that yelling at me like damn my damn house you musta lost your mind you started it what I say none that's what I thought because you'll keep yelling I'm only yawning because you won't stop no how about you stop how so won't see you John mmm that loud that Shawn both so where where I can't hear you like who does that that loud ass John oh they says I can still see you are you even lucky what stay instead of number one I'm your teacher why you next them you catch you chief I know I'm gonna cheat you do this all the time now call your mom again you make me do this every week mom I'm not your mama this piece of HUD don't waste my time what you want yeah give me a law supreme piece of the hill you spared the spider spider oh god damn ain't no time for you to go to bed what ain't got no curfew I wasn't asking playing your game you said you wanted money so here's your birthday card cool so where's the money it should be in the car this is monopoly money you never say what time don't be pink I never knew I had to be specific I wanted money I could spare that's $10,000 you can buy stuff and monopoly hey what you gonna be for Halloween I don't know hey mom we shouldn't be for hire you should be quiet always selling in my damn house set to last up the maid was probably thinking we crazy weird Lane get involved calling the cops thinking we have problems but no you just know they're gonna be trick-or-treating this year habit oh this is going to hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you how is that possible when I'm gay you know what I mean I really don't explain it's hurting inside you inside well at least I want insurance that's another lie don't hit me fell else will you know not to do bad thing bad thing I just left the toilet seat up sorry for the tardiness handsome business and you go back outside what was going on what's wrong you got a late pass they pass I'm the teacher and I'm a student now we done stain - Auggie's give me your pack now it's my classroom oh my bad did I asked all that no so like are you almost finished hold up just adding finishing touches to the hair I'm good we go [Music] what the hell is this is you That's not me look I just draw what I see so you do the black dog from Jimmy Neutron I am NOT the black girl from Jimmy Neutron that's a lie you two could be related and why do or I just like to form pokeballs Hey look the portrait was free but we do accept chips what the hell are you check the monsters come on you're 19 oh yeah it was nice till you've been wasting money people in Africa bar will give it to them then cuz you can't cook hey hey cook what miss hyster had a heart attack that's not at school but who's gonna collect this homework show some sympathy ah it's the first time I ever did someone's greatness show me some respect wait chill out what is chill I was up not now was doing this I'm not playing these games wait why do you only play games games are fun excuse me sir I need to check your receipt why it's just something we do here see this is why that shirts no no no receipt I came in here with this shirt but where's your receipt get this shirt he wears the wrong guesses a grocery store I don't even sell clothes here yeah about that why does grocery store look like a house why are you interrupting my class what the hell are you talking about do you wanna come teach no I never said that I think you do please don't make me to do it I'm back from trick-or-treating all right let me see the bag so I can make sure the candy say I mean I didn't really get much for you to check wait why not well even though you bumped up my bedtime from 5:30 to 6:00 p.m. it's still bright as hell outside and I had to go out now or never and a lot of people are either not home or they're just not passing out anything yet oh yeah what did you get I mean I didn't get anything good cuz the sick old lady from across the street just gave me cough drops and our neighbor Leon he just gave me a handful of noodles and said he enjoyed them last night so he hopes I do too so basically everything in his bag just throw away I don't need hold up let me see those noodles all right what's you about to do with them I'm about to heat these up for who you not me yes you couldn't be then who look you better stop playing me I don't like those noodles we don't waste food in this house I think I'm getting hungry how are you still hungry wait what are you talking about I haven't ate anything yet seven last week where's that suppose you should be fooled by the texture how bodies works you're supposed to eat every day no you ask this reason because I'm good I'm good yeah yes I know what I said but your grades are so low this extra credit one iota excuse me yeah you twice thin enough to sharpen my pencil sit there ain't nobody tell you gal come see so you gonna do your work on no pencil or shopping it the hell you just sitting there for you're getting on my nerves what did I do nothing that's the thing I always come home and you always hear you never leave the house above this house but some money six years old yeah 96 in jobless I served my time I did fifty years in the Navy the Navy you worked at Old Navy you don't get them too confused what's your goal I'm trying to tell you to see what else your glass give me back my glass you have to tell me if you see fur obviously I'm looking right at you but but you're not I'm not playing these games now you're yelling at a chair you want to talk about this hey um I'm here to inform you that your son hasn't been to my geometry class in two years oh really cuz I graduated in bachelors do skip class how do i skip a class I don't even have anymore I know you ain't talking behind my [ __ ] back hoping is dim yeah we don't want doors in his house I'm giving you to the count of three one just turned a knob right oh now what you want the hell was the purpose of that like are you serious why are you opening my door why you keep posing Lucas [Music] yes I brought the groceries in you put them up Lucas I'm hungry it's dinner okay read me a bedtime story I'm a nipple cartoon with a punchline of every strip is zoo-wee mama yokas what what does he want wait okay okay she knows I'm on camera where is it I know you want to I would like everyone to write a paragraph explaining what you did over your break ah yes question no comment oh my joke damn fish excuse me why do you need to know what we do all right either you can do it or you can take a zero I think everyone in this class is gonna take the zero speak for yourself because I'm not trying to fail aren't worried up in the bathroom I'm not even in the bathroom so wait wait we got the bathroom don't surround it we I'm going back to sleep yo can you calm down out here what damn oh wait mom no next align my mom just went I can't pay for this yo my mom will be back soon I don't care you won't if the line what line there's nobody here so I can't leave you alone without you making a mess what's wrong with you my jaw hurts about the gun I can't I can't oh gosh oh sweet you can't help but you you have 45 minutes begin all right pencils down what's your test please I didn't even start yet that's not my problem what shall we buy so bad I've been no one finished a test all right let's see of course I did and I order some Chinese food so now I'm just waiting for that this dude sucks and he's sweating like he doing something Oh Whoopi Goldberg looking at I know you ain't fault I didn't know you can hear me Howie you're yelling right at me hold up now what were you saying only say it to my face say to my face I'm right here is that Dave Dave Dave is that not Dave aah Dave oh wait were you going is that you Dave over here huh this way what bottle my boy stop stop moving hey ha yo hey what's up don't move okay all right where did you go and why haven't I seen yo face yet hello is someone there how do you keep getting farther from my voice the bad thing is you're probably not even Dave I think we have a sub well hello class my name is mr. Burt and I would like to start off by saying I'm not playing your games everyone sit down and Deena your teacher told me about you you like to cause trouble tried me everyone can say pencils and get your work done and if y'all have any questions feel free to ask oh you must be the babysitter correct so where's the little munchkin little munchkin oh you're watching my son it's like 20 years old what hey I'm only 19 get it right like I said he's like 20 years old what the hell did I just say it wasn't me it was well who did it cuz I'm listening I dare you to laugh oh I dare you to life goddamn hey I'm gonna need you to take out the trash already done well I didn't see you do that so this out the dumpster don't worry about that just put your shoes back on and take that outside I mean what was your purpose like so I'm getting a lot of this when I should be seeing this this is what I like to see make me some cereal exactly who are you he said no I didn't say nothing what did you say who are you people what do you think you want upstairs why why not you got a dish already they don't I don't see you dude what does that mean it means you didn't do it what did you do no what did you do these business Nick don't on the plane already cause my dad knows doesn't look like you might do them again you're gonna have to watch me oh I'm looking this eye contact [Music] done huh well no I'm not doing this again I'll do anything else say you're wrong let's go to the honest man who's not even that bad all right so I'm about to clean up so watch me just do it finally done get off your phone and get your work no dog I'm on my lunch break great so how was your day you just broke my phone you need to upgrade anyway I'll pay you enough of one you're buying me a new phone I can buy you some lunch I got this come on yeah hell yeah what Oh goddamn it where is he dropping off hair this thing that's pretty dumb but I bet you better play it again I just lost $35 on this of course I'm playing it again Hey hooda I've been going through the movies in an hour so if you want to go get ready okay all right I'm ready to go wake your ass up close my door why the hell are you sleeping can you not hear close my damn door I asked for no pickles and y'all still gave me pickles just take them off you know why did you put them on it's not that big of a dance I'm not playing your games you gonna go back there remake my sandwich both free sir calm down let me see the sandwich in the receipt but I already ate the sandwich I was hungry I'm so happy that I found you and now you're gonna tell me where your little buddy is I'm not telling you nothing look you know where he is and you're gonna tell me now I don't know nothing and that's that look I don't know where he hid and I searched everywhere and I'm serious I don't know either that's why I play hide-and-seek with Tyrone [Music] [Music] um I'm just a Pixum wait this is free I mean aren't you a trick-or-treater Oh what oh yeah sure um so wait everything in here is free I mean yeah if you mean the candy inside let's take the whole bullet no not the whole bow just take - I need the remaining I just want the bow so I'm just take the whole wait the hobo no I'm the [ __ ] oh yeah came back with more free stuff there's no free stuff it's okay I got it hey handling I'm back what you said I can take two oh I don't know what you're told me the tape says I was talking about the candy I'm getting a second one if you really think I'm gonna give my ass about of this chair you got another thing coming there's no gum in my class spit it out like in your hand what do you think okay I know the hell you didn't dismiss your gum into my hand you just told me to do this but never told you discuss the master dude I mean your head was all up in my face what was I supposed to do like get your butt up and go to a trash can you've been drinking again I don't even drink so don't come in here with all that then whose waters this I need water that's about you know we don't drink in this house you're still drinking I don't drink anymore so don't start with that again so why was this under your bed Winnie waters a layer in my damn house I'm telling you this is my place so who's that oh crap I'm giving you three seconds to get this crap off of my boob this is not your place you don't make the rules at my house I'm sorry can you repeat them I said this is not your place you know all right class up for today we're my class let me speak to you real quick oh not even that serious so calm down what the hell he think he's talking to diner done you better stop playing with me what are you talking about my plate is clean well I'll wait right here to finish there is literally nothing on my plate finish that plate what is there a finish that plate there what eat that plea did you dress up those mannequins exactly like you told me to what is this hey get back your position we got time for this today you're lucky if these paychecks were so nice I'll be gone believe that [Music] you pay the mannequins I mean they work here don't they but like how much I don't know like $19 an hour why is that your concern how the hell they make more than me I'll be busting my ass here look you need to calm down plus they work harder than you what you mean what exactly do you mean I stock shelves I'm cashier I even dress the mannequins and all you do is stand here and wear clothes like this and they make Bank how does that work explain you watching a baby show this ain't no baby show you justjust jealous of it shut your asses up what did you hear that yeah was he talking to us I don't know like I don't think so am I talking to fellas you're the only two interrupting me I'm trying to do a show here uh-huh I'm scared look calm down how would you just turn off the TV okay I can't even change the channel okay you know what this is your problem I'm not even supposed to be here so you can deal with this by yourself hey keys good over I think I take a seat make some room well some nuts get your nuts on my face whoa damn this boy gets on my very last nerve hey mom don't hey mommy come here now what did I specifically tell you to do before you love this house didn't I tell you to wash all these dishes earlier exactly what are you talking about what there's literally no business in this thing boy are you blogging what no I'm not the one who's blind here so you calling me you know what give me your glasses cuz seems like you need a stronger prescription I know you didn't just throw my glasses I did and what you do about give me back my glasses mom I'm not playing your games gave me back my damn glasses alright y'all know what day it is does anyone else need to turn in a projects thank you and this should be the last one thank you oh wait Lucas we returning your project oh you must be talking to the other Lucas huh no I'm talking to you you're good oh how do you not have mine when I just turned it in I was the last one to turn it in well I don't have it look you better stop playing me look check the last project that you receive and that's what you want me to do I got you I'll play your little game you know who this is not you so where is it you know what that is a great question where is it I'm asking you where is it cuz we bout to squirrel up can't you play with my emotions there's somebody in my house it doesn't boot on the way here I mean my favorite number seven so give me whatever that is Plummer you'll call me over here to fix Oh damn toilet oh I'll break into the house and then fix the toilets I would so what the hell you talkin about I don't know how but I think you can see me they just sent me the voicemail yeah cuz we're in the same room I don't care if I call you pick up answer the damn phone what do you want an attitude I'm just reading okay oh so books more important to me just tell me what you want pick up the phone and you know fine we'll just make you happy yes hello so how's your day been answer my damn question welcome to our restaurant hello we would like a table for two please and just to let you know that would be like a 10 minute wait um can I ask for your name please can you that is what I'm asking I need to know who to call out for so can I have one of your names please can you what the hell is wrong stop stop don't worry about my friend here okay look my name is Leo you can put down Leo my apologies yummy sit down and I'll be right with y'all when the table is available finally excuse me leo your table has just opened up alright let's go out wait wait for what no I said your table is ready I'll wait but get your brother before give your table away your friend said oh no we're waiting you know what you wait outside cause I'm not servicing y'all I'm done I'm done we're still waiting every time see this is why we can't go to nice places wow you smell good what is that oh it's just some soap what is that you all know what soap is look I knew I smelled something but I didn't want to say anything about it but like can you get the hell out of my tell you answer my question you know what that's fine with me cuz if you beep alley ain't nothing wrong with you ain't going nowhere if I wanted to leave I can still eat whoa is it really that serious okay look soap is a type of product that you can use not you'll get that chance no more what I want you to do now is write a three-page paper telling me in a history so oh you must be crazy if you think I'm going alright get out my car oh I forgot the exodus before we got home that's me what I wanted to see if we could get something to eat all that food we got no there is nothing in the house how when I bought food Wednesday what food what boys you look I'll show you I'll show you come follow me how he gonna tell me we got no food we got a hoop art so you telling me you'll see all the damn food there's actually food in there all right I gotta see this I gotta see this I'm not playing these games first they're sour what do you think you're doing my homework no what did I say by using my life I don't know I said don't touch them if you don't pay bills don't touch your homework then they're sweet nope Oh sour patch kids sour sweet gone can I use the bathroom can you where did you go the bathroom oh Sanju Gilly I wasn't playing your games excuse me is this seat taken oh no you can have it thank you wait for the hell are you all right so let's start off with like a simple problem to start off our day okay so here's one um Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap any good wait what is johnny has so many soaps in the first place I do business David why you worried about my life damn are you done alright so let me finish off my problem please alright so Johnny has 19 bottles of this soap and gives Jeana 6 how many bottles of dish soap will Johnny have left Thanks I'm gonna even give her one she pitches but none of it hey Xena step your ass back hey Johnny give her the dish soaps it's in the problem I can give her some can I see her picking her nose earlier yeah see now Gina you ain't sleep disgusting so get your hand over here and get some soap look I shouldn't have to say this not because y'all should already know it because y'all shouldn't know it why would you all know this but mostly because it shouldn't matter how much this sofa have in my household this ain't your house look I didn't know about all of those soaps for one two videos however many videos I did on them secondly we didn't buy all of those that want to ask the money for that I mean I probably do but I ain't gonna spend my money on that second thirdly what hello it's me you give me that hey see this is why you can't get nothing done cuz you're always going his damn phone oh I know but you can lie and say that was a lid though I gotta be poppin now let's I mean what was that not lit that was cool right it's just baby toe don't talk to my baby like he's stupid he go gross thinking that's real English don't do that I got your nose what did you lose something no I'm good thanks whoa whoa whoa wait what are you doing what do you mean what the hell are you doing in the living room all my furniture what is that supposed to mean so Condon white you know what come here cuz I'm getting you off my furniture ah what I can explain I'm a person what brings you in yeah there's this weird thing on my belly button and oh the hell is that why would you bring that here guys supposed to help me hell no see a scientist is something who is your child um I'm here to talk about dan dan dan dan is one of my favorite students when the best I have in class he's outstanding at his classwork he never acts up he is like what you expect the perfect student to be all right I would like for y'all to turn your books to page 38 um hey I'm not playing these games oh you think this is funny step outside my class cuz I had enough people to throw hands get up get up embarrass me from my band play some was breaking my damn nose Oh ain't playing like that he he's such an angel when we can't be talking about my son dan are you seeing that boss I mean to say this I swear he's not he's not here with you is he what's up with you who are you that wasn't my question how did you get in my house sis shut up the squirrel yo I'll swear up I knew who are you let's get it crackin alright what's up know what's up for sure you about to get news poll and you about the caste hands is that other men see look that's irrelevant let's just get PO you know what is what else I'm winning I let's do y'all ready but we gotta hurry yellow it was that [Music] because I got baseball practice what when it starts in about 46 minutes oh they didn't go wait really yeah I don't want you to be late hey I appreciate that no problem we could just do this another time I mean I'm free Tuesday so if you want to continue it then Dennis whatever I mean Wednesday works a little better for me yeah I could do Wednesday hey maybe we can hang out afterwards I mean I don't know cuz I don't know if I had the turf of that all right well take some time to think on it yeah I'll do that you know but I'll see you Wednesday I gotta go alright what just happened thanks for shopping at the grocery store will this be all for you today yeah I was just craving some cereal okay and by the way this is just a box for the cereal the cereal itself comes separately so do you wanna just bought a box so do you want to get the cereal with it okay I'll just get the cereal later then I don't think I got the money for both I mean are you sure cuz if you bought a cereal now you get it half off I mean like literally the cereal was half gone I had a bow fool this morning so no I said I'm good I'm good with that okay well your overall total will come up to I want everyone in here to drop and give me Fitz okay so what everyone is doing the ground in two three four five six seven hey was I supposed to do put nine no I wanted everybody to get on the ground alive you dollars each well I wanted some new shoes don't seen my feet Jeanne Oh fifteen sixteen seventeen well I don't think he got that memo nineteen alright so y'all got y'all assignment I'm allowing y'all to talk quietly to one another I'll be at my desk if you need me hey did you do the history homework Lucas did not death say no talking to my class you clearly just saving it's a wait didn't he just say be good talk quietly and now you talking back call your mom away call your mom now I know damn well you ain't got no phone in my truck what'd you just say hold on didn't you hear him say that hand it over no I've never been so confused in my life see that attitude right there and getting you nowhere step outside my class you know what I'm doing I'm not gonna do nothing I'm just going to stand here I'm not gonna move a muscle you're eating in my class you're worried about me chewing gum look at your class step on up and get your plate five dollars I'm not playing these games you know I don't like you I never liked you and I never will like you you always be worried about me my don't get business cuz I'm none of your concern you know what get out of my face cuz I can't even stand to look at you right now or the hell you think you talking to y'all can talk I said that it was me oh I'm just talking to my toys who are you [Music] [Applause] [Music] ah what are you doing your lunch downstairs okay so come say hello well I'm kind of occupied right now oh that's no problem I'll just bring her up here you know don't do that hey Greta crap okay here she is this is my son Lucas who's this don't be rude rude I don't crazy why mom where's your glasses put them on why what's up put them on now there better be a good reason for this and I mean it oh crap I want to go home [Music] alright I'm back from school so how was your day whatever where's my candy what candy my Halloween candy you know from trick-or-treating I don't know what you're talking about I was almost gone for two hours straight walking around this entire neighborhood collecting candy from strangers houses where is my hard work look I don't know who you think you're talking to like that baccala you're accusing me of something I touch okay maybe you weighted how you had it last you took it and put it up last night I'm not playing these games what is that smell Lucas yes ma'am look I don't ask you to do much around here but the stuff I do actually do I expect you to do it when you see that it needs to be done do you get me can we not speak in riddles please what is that a trash can what is in the trash can a trash bag you know what move out the way what's in the trash King nothing it's empty oh yes and pray what are you looking at how are you [Music] and how are you today [Music] hmm just play it off um he's not the only dude in the store you know I've been in line for like 20 minutes I would like to buy some stuff if you don't mind uh excuse me and how are you doing why is wrong with this man where's his manners um excuse me can you help me out with something sure and how are you doing today oh I thought no one was going to eggs I'm doing swell never could be better and how about yourself oh that's so nice of you you care about my day too well let me tell you all about it Oh seven o'clock already only one a class head five more minutes oh I see you're home from work early okay so let me need you to do is take care of the baby cuz I build with him last night and I don't got the energy to be dealing with that right now who are you look I just came from a hard day at work I'm stressed out I don't got the time for this right now what is this Oh perfecto ass up and go deal with that commotion and then I know you tell me what's going on look I'm not in the mood right now for you to be pushing my buttons like this and I'm not playing these get she ugly anyway how she got more facial hair than me wear this baby yet uh honey whoever you are okay car baby's ass should we not be concerned I'm pretty sure faces don't bend that way I'm not touching you I'm not touching you look at my hand I'm not touching you I'm not even touching you you can't be man I'm not touching you I'm not touching you see this game's not just for kids this is fun I've got touching you I'm not touching you mom Rudy stop messing with your brother why are you stressed out I'm not touching you I'm not touching did you not hear me the first time I said stop now before I have to be some ass and you don't want to do that I'm not even touching him okay he's not even touching you so what's the problem stop interrupting me and put a catch for my reach see proof I'm not touching you why are you mad I don't know am i talk to you no I'm not touching you I'm not touching it I'm not [Music] Cameron Cameron Cameron you know you hear me don't make me come up those stairs and you know you don't want that to happen Cameron boy are you deaf you didn't hear me calling you then not tell you to vacuum the living room last night so now you won't look at me like I'm stupid you know what get your ass up ask you to do one thing and you can't even do it you know what I don't care I'm a forced you to do it see you ain't gonna hear me asking for you to do something twice and when I come back down these stairs I better see all of this done look I was thinking of buying Christmas gifts for everyone this year and it sounds cool yeah and I hate buying people guess not knowing what they want first so I came here to ask you what did you want for christmas oh I'm good I mean are you sure yeah I'm straight no Nina all right you said it well that's all I came over here to ask you about so if you don't need anything then you should be the thing you should I mean are you a hundred percent sure you don't need anything for Christmas I'm telling you I don't need enough I mean come on this is a one-time offer here are you listening I mean maybe you need clothes like a new shirt pants maybe Footwear yeah you're annoying me right now I don't need anything why you keep asked Rotella I'm just trying to help cuz you drew your first picture in those shoes and I remember that day cuz you was all outside the lines and after you was done the picture you eat the crayon why come here can't you see I'm busy there's nothing even though that TV hasn't worked since the eighties you Lucky's doing commercials shut up dumbass up now what's your wine look what's that that's the thing I don't know here just poke you with this all right stand back they move Oh God look just toughen up just pull the covers up and see what that is okay I got this what yo are those my keys I've been coming in through the bathroom window because of you look I'm sorry no people think of breaking into my own house now I got a court date coming up Thanks [Music] hey you know what I noticed what that this classroom looks very similar to my grandmother's house I've been coming to this class but three years and I'm now wait got done oh and by the way I'm sorry to hear about your grandmother being in the hospital oh it's cool she just choked on a tongue piercing that we got her for 80th birthday that's why she can't have nice things I'll wait well wade in our conversation is not over we're not there talking so stop interrupting us you keep saying you're gonna wait but you're not waiting Bree no cuz that's missing me off so say so impatient hands down and finish no calls well actually it's not coffee instead it's called Oh God come on this is my favorite shirt I said sit down hey can you help me with my homework sure let me clear out this table first so what kind of homework I'll be doing it's math math so you need my help on this I mean I can use it I mean but why do you need help and I have you not been paying attention in class I mean what you trying to say I take notes every day well use your notes and do your own work I wanted your assistant so you need need a healthy well don't get it twisted technically I don't need we'll get this out of my face yo what the hell take my work back up I'm not playing these games I'm gonna just get this you don't know ma'am do you it's okay I'll help you so first off what's five plus seven okay do you know how many five is good that deserves a sticker hey mom have you seen my phone I know you ain't telling me that you misplaced that phone already look if you were cleaning out that damn room like I keep telling you to do then we wouldn't have this problem will we first off chill out with all that yelling that could really damage your voice secondly look at your room compared to mine it's basically the same don't start coming in here talking that dumb crap look get the arms sure but why would you need my arm now get up and I want to see you try to lay in that bed you got [Music] what's the problem the problem the problem is everywhere just look around you you can't miss it Merry Christmas you shouldn't have well you can give it back hell no what is it I guess you gotta open it up and find out but trust me is something that you really wanted wait is it that new game says I'm not playing these games no it's not a new game system just open it up oh no I can't take this no you can keep it it's all yours no you don't understand you don't know what you've done bringing this here Hey go WOW like you could drink it alright now if you want Merry Christmas listen if anyone finds out that I have this dinner I know I'm not seeing a drink I need water to stay alive but not in my damn house well it seems like it's time for y'all bathroom break like seriously it's just the bathroom so you know I might have to pick a line leader so who thinks they can take on that responsibility and I want to choose somebody who hasn't led the line at least once this year yet uh don't this you have never led the line before you know what I want you to stand over there and I want everyone else to create a single-file line behind Rufus and as you're all doing that I'm gonna look for my coffee mug cuz I know it's over here so what are you doing Gina don't you leave this move don't you take another step don't you do oh damn I wonder how my explain is to the principal hello how are you oh thank you you're welcome you're what thank you [Music] uh who's that sit in my chair I don't know I thought you was a friend of yours so you just let some random person come in my house ain't calm down I thought you knew look we're gone you see you gotta get out my house I mean he seems nice you say hello to me so that was good uh excuse me sir sorry you gotta get on my house do you hear me hello thank you thank you is it like very cold in here not just you I'm good but if you want I could turn the heat up a little bit I mean if you don't mind turning it on that would be swell all right but look we don't have a heater but we have a Calvin I don't know what that is hold up hey Calvin what's up hey uh so you still cold right uh yeah all right hold up uh so he wants to know what you do today seriously I look I woke up this morning I made me some waffles but I burnt them a little bit but you know me I still ate them because I was so hungry oh shut up for a second uh I thought you said you was cold yeah what did a little bit of heat not to bake like too lumpy what is he talking about Daniels a mess somewhere else I'm not the cold one here somehow it just got very cold again so what you owe me turn the heat back yeah but I'm asking you can you please put it on Lotus time all right look you want you to finish a story but like whispered it's time but how is he gonna hear me just whisper alright um so like I said I went out and in a boy's down hey hey hey come here the baby's about to say his first words [Music] it said mama yeah I have ears I heard what was wrong with you so that's what we doing this was all planned wasn't it Ted what are you talking about mama I'm here to Lorraine where's Papa are you being serious right now does it look like I'm joking he just said mama rondell I can't be like this he said your name whoa don't come at me like that don't try to ruin a special moment special who cuz it seems like I'm not included in this no one's arraigned Ted is not special you know what I don't need this I got food in the oven so we got beef every do speak up now I want to hear it what's up with you you want to catch these hands hello hey I need you to come help me get the bags off the trunk let me just get my jacket first alright nevermind I got it myself seriously yes seriously cuz I'm not gonna be waiting all damn day for you to get to the car all day I just got off the phone with you 12 seconds so get away instead of you talking back how about you come in here wash these [ __ ] she's fine but let me take my jacket off now seems like I gotta do everything around here can't even do the most big thing how about stead of just staring at me you do something productive like vacuum since you're out there I guess I can do that I don't even know why I bother asking you to do anything around this damn house I clash the homework is on the board hey can I borrow a piece of paper you want to borrow a piece of paper why uh to copy down the homework oh right I got you um here's one Thanks [Music] hey so so do you have that piece of paper from yesterday yeah why do you need paper uh yeah I got you hood up uh here's one what is this that's not the piece of paper I gave you yesterday I know that it's a new sheet of paper I don't want that I want the one I gave you what are you talking about you talking about the sheet I did my homework going dull my piece of paper I can't do that yes you can and you wait are you coming around to collect the assignment oh listen to me I did my homework on this I can't give you this back now if you want a new owner a per I doubt you just export it now what were you saying hey what's up I'm here to talk about your grades what about them to cut things short you're probably gonna be taking my class again next year what I don't understand you have done nothing in my class wait I've showed up here every day and I should get points for that look not even extra credit to save you at this point well I wouldn't need it if you actually teach no you wouldn't need it if your dumb ass was just paid attention you know what you call me huh I don't know what you told moe I'm telling my mom I don't think you need to do that yes I do no come on don't be a snitch fine I won't mom mom what's up how was school um oh yeah my English teacher called me a dumbass wait wait that's not nice why would he say that [Music] bust it mom know what mr. Batra see I thought so dumbass what would you lie I trusted you I heard so much good stuff about this place do I know you oh yeah man how did I ask ya what would you like to drink oh yeah I would just take a water why you broke no I just want water she Pez sit down look I'm not

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Id: aveJ8lZc004

Length: 61min 51sec (3711 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 04 2019