FUNNY DISCORD MESSAGES

[Music] salads no what are your thoughts hmm needs more seasoning that's brutal hey what's up cuties so um discord it's a pretty weird place with some very very peculiar people and on this platform there's no shortage of hilarious messages and we're gonna be taking a look at them today let's go subscribe alexa describe my emotions right now i would have stayed in the nutsack if i knew it was gonna be days like this like if you can relate guys i like my women like i like my me 6 level congratulations ronan you just advanced to level 40 oh no here king you dropped this yo um did mark zuckerberg actually post that i'm gonna take a guess yes he did post that looks legit can i be a mod for like one hour since you know i am graduating and this is a big day for me since i'm going to high school please guys this will mean a lot to me if not can i at least be a trainee not really but you can get muted for one hour pain so painful nobody is gifting me nitro even after sending pictures of my feet i can't do it i can't sad video underneath i wish i could play it by khan it's just a picture i'm going to stop you right there creative if you see this life form on the loose arrested it is a bold baby and a great threat to our state good thing i am not this individual wait a minute we found him boys reminded that this campaign is a team effort if there's something you want to see more or less of feel free to bring it up here or dm me and i'll try to incorporate it as best i can how about more hot snake girls this campaign is no longer a team effort found this in the depth of my folder wow that's one interesting chair it is where can i purchase such a chair asking for a friend oh look at his name bro how when me the what is you is this a new transformer dlc i don't know what gave me a harder stroke the car or the text pass the banana down pass the banana down pass the banana down oh yay got it no put it down my banana now ah set the banana down you're surrounded drop it pal if i'm going down the banana goes down with me ah no stop him cats aren't funny my cat died the other day i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry you're still not funny though roasted garlic bread mmm they call me the sex haver max9022 reached level four wait kansas is real i thought it was just a place in the wizard of oz q they feed us poison so we buy their cures while they ban our medicine the hot egg pinned the message to this channel hey don't pin that it's not even funny i love how the medicine is mountain dew and doritos who said american healthcare wasn't free bbc news spider bites australian man on pp again red back spider bites are relatively common in australia with around 2 000 people bitten each year sorry i couldn't control myself it's just one of those articles you have to share with the boys on discord you know address the audience to my presentation as chat i'm gonna freaking end myself it was a presentation about the holy ghost hey yo check we get 10 bits i'm playing with my [ __ ] [Music] hey you winning son [Music] yes uh everyone i made a burrito jimmy no oh frick betrayed by myself pov you're joe biden and you're looking at this anime girl i've never wanted to be joe biden more in my entire life [Music] what y'all want some pilk several people are typing a message like this is bound to cause carnage in the chat the person above me has to dm me hentai i'm going to dm you rdr2 gabe don't you freaking dare it's beginning of a love story tanner twags left the group echoes killing moon left the group jeff left the group allison left the group hey the report of the week it's just us now mate the report of the week left the group okay poor chicken man really thought you had a friend for life there but he's just like nah i'm dipping see it buddy off to a new server maybe [Music] the hands around me have been in my ass and underneath says i caught a gay whoops yeah yeah it's okay i'm ugly very ugly i don't believe that bruh [ __ ] you're lesbian i don't think you can convince odamar that you think he's good looking that's like me saying to a kid hey member that they're nice people no it's like saying damn that's a nice pair of shoes i don't get it well i really like my vans i think they're really nice looking but i wouldn't sex them destroyed with logic hold on i'm trying to catch you gay catch me if you're gay yay i got one cool wanna go on a date damn it yo yo check the clock look at the time at everyone uh 9 11 p.m not funny first of all the terror attack you're referring to was a tragic loss of life second of all we're all in different time zones therefore when you made that pathetic joke it was 10 11 pm where we are unfunny and owned bacon mage level zero bean lord bacon i'm gonna go become a bacon mage beautiful absolutely breathtaking wondrous magnificent stupefyingly brilliant truly a gem among rough cobblestone bro it's a tf2 pick chill [Music] dude what kind of server is this what have you got kanye east and kanye south bruh i watched a review of this keyboard before i got it and the guy was like it even comes with a game mode key for disabling windows and i didn't realize he was talking about the windows key not windows oh low i was thinking the operating system as well the saber windows so you can play your video game entirely uninterrupted yeah la mal i mean witness 10 is already kind of disabled uh i broke my dick mirror mirror on the wall give me torture [ __ ] and ball i'm so proud of my family how so i just learned it was my great granddad that killed hitler nice [Music] when no head oh oh man what the [ __ ] i mean if spongebob thinks something's weird you know you're pushing the boundaries there bro seriously though what is the context behind that barney image what is he doing oh i guess he was just like trying to give a nice little hug but didn't realize how creepy it looked from the outside or maybe it only looks creepy because of the context this dude has with when no in the criminal justice system sexually based defenses are considered especially famous in new york city the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious fellows are members of an elite squad known as special victims unit these are their stories i hate getting all political and [ __ ] but what the frick is jeez i don't think there's ever been a more irrelevant time to post that image you got the law and order intro coming in and then all of a sudden it's this dude like what the freak is cheese um play pumped up kicks now playing foster the people pumped up kicks official music video i'm gonna go sadly fap now see you guys well done you just killed your 12th furry what even is this dude what have they done to them the six spot to be saying things like this by the way all the messages from this video were sourced from our slash discord irl go and check him out honestly it's pretty cool subreddit bro anyways yeah guys i really hope you did enjoy that one and if you're new around here definitely subscribe and click on the screen right now if you want to check out more funny discord messages because i got a bunch of videos like this dude and you want to check it out anyways i'll see you on the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

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Id: 16arWdlDgQA

Length: 10min 3sec (603 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 21 2020