Horrible Histories - The Terrifying Tudors | Compilation

[Music] anyone who's lived around these parts or ever nood us it's well aware that you should never mess with the Tudors [Music] my granddad Henry seven she beat King Richard that's him pictured he liked his name so much that his he was a bad he was my dad [Music] [Music] my reign was quite notorious I like to hunt and slaughter but then you had a daughter Mary was her name it was a son I wanted so I divorced her mother [Music] [Music] must've been my lot yes sickly little auntie was Elin soon got caddy your daughters then took over first came lucky Mary nice just this rule was scary so all hell me I never had an heir so I'll reign ended there we may not have been fair [Music] Horrible Histories declare war on France on Tuesday Spain on Wednesday on Thursday we'll hang on a minute what's going on here Henry the 8th King of England this is your ring [Applause] wonderful surprise although technically you still deceived me so go and have yourself executed chop chop I know that yes yes this is this show we will bring out all your old friends to tell us funny stories about you and here is our first guest he's a close friend he was your Chancellor from 1529 to 1532 No so Thomas More I don't believe it did he know about this as well I'll kill him too late you already did you had his head cut off but we dug him up sewed it back on and he is here today [Music] [Applause] gurgi very good Jonas you old dog our second guest I never close friend he was your chief minister from 1532 to 1540 Thomas Cromwell neither have your other advisers Lord Essex the Bishop of Rochester you had them all executed oh it's so nice to get the old gang back together all the large a few of those and our next guest perhaps your closest advisor Cardinal Wolsey now tell us why didn't you have him executed well he um died on the way to prison but a lovely story now let's talk about romance Oh you married six wives and here tonight are the two you had executed and Berlin and Katherine Howard oh why didn't I have the other four executed well you can't have everyone executed Kenya oh is that a fact God's season what him what happened to you the Queen threw a slipper at me again what did you do this time I told us you had a short temper you idiot no that makes her angry no no we finished our pole trade yet it's getting there but I'm petrified what if she doesn't like it you better hope she's in a good mood is she ever God look it's grotesque the hideous nose rotten teeth and pockmarked skin Walsingham had that Madrid leave dr. button over his head mom you're looking into a mirror oh this is the portrait ah petite nose perfect teeth porcelain skin why however did you manage to capture my good looks oh well m'lady I just did an exact copy of the only portrait you've ever liked as per your orders splendid do me another and see if you can capture my regal beauty again I think it looks nothing like it we Tudors were all terrified of Henry the eighth's no one wanted to give him bad news in fact there was only one person who could get away with it so Nicolas what news removers are true I'm afraid but indeed seem that the Queen is seeing other men behind the Kings back and it's as as we feared we should inform his majesty yes of course did you know how his moods are yes he does tend to behead the messenger indeed then there is only one man for the job only one man who could break such terrible news to His Majesty King Henry the eighth don't mean yes will samus [Music] so what seems to be the problem gentlemen Catherine Howard another man several oh dear that is a pickle yes and we need to tell the King so he can arrange a divorce or a beheading or something and you I is favorite jester who better to break the bad news yes this is true but how this is obviously hugely important so what do we think so I do it's a joke or a song or just blurt it out while I'm doing the juggling well you're the expert yes I am very good at this I saw use tact diplomacy and one of these stand aside gentlemen no not today well I'm not in the right mode I don't know you seem to be in a right mood to me stop it seriously I need a wee would that be the Royal way no seriously seriously I will work my breeches oh don't get any on the seat or you'll have to be thrown out there's a couple of drips right there I wouldn't worry about it there's been a few drips on that thrown through the years yes almost as many as your wife has boyfriends to say should sink in in about 300 no clean pair of pants please divorce beheaded and died divorced beheaded survived I'm Henry Lee 8 they had 6 re wives some might say I ruined their lives [Music] Catherine of Aragon was one she failed to give me a son I had to ask her for a divorce that broke up her heart of course young man Berlin she was too had a daughter the best she could do I said she flirted with some other man and offered the job went Diane lovely Jane Seymour was three the love of our lifetime for me she gave me a son little prince said then for all Jane went and dropped dead divorced beheaded and died divorced beheaded survived I'm Henry the eighth I had six sorry wives some might say I ruined their lives and of cleves came at four I fell for the portrait I saw then laid eyes on her face and cried she's a horse I must have another divorce Catherine Howard was five a child of nineteen so alive she flirted with others no way to behave the ax sent young calf to her grave catherine parr she was lost by then all my best days were passed I lay on my deathbed aged just 55 lucky Catherine the last state alive I mean how unfair divorce beheaded and died divorced beheaded survived I'm Henry the Eighth I had six sorry wives you could say I ruined their lives exciting news Henry the eighth's is looking for a new wife [Applause] [Music]

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Id: n1r3qvzaOGU

Length: 11min 54sec (714 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 19 2019