Horrible Histories - Shouty Man | Compilation

what an earth are you doing bleating does sooner in that yeah you told me to no I didn't you said if I go to the lunar bucket and leave it to ferment for a while it makes a great bleach for washing dad's tunics I meant when you go number one sweetheart oh I was gonna say it doesn't look very white hi I'm a shouty man and I'm here to tell you about new piece he'll non-bio tired of your clothes smelling of number twos then why not wash them in number ones he still is the only detergent to use a hundred percent recycled water let's just look at these results compared to water from the river the fermented pedal in P sill is up to a bit percent better at removing stubborn dirt and grime and it has the fresh smell of old pants so try new P seal non-bio today hi I'm a shouty man and I'm here to tell you about all-purpose ancient Egyptian mummy here in the 1800s mummies are being dug up all over the place but don't throw them away make use of them today are your walls looking old and tired then let ancient Egyptian mummy lend a hand just crush some mummy into a powder added to your paint and watch those nasty cracks disappear and just look at the results this magnificent mummy filler is available in three colours dirty white off-white and slightly grey and that's not all ancient Egyptian mummy also gets the thumbs up as a great fuel for fire and it won't cost you an arm or a leg towstee plus if you're feeling a little rundown ancient Egyptian mummy is the perfect pick-me-up simply crush some money into a powder and dab it all over it's got magical healing powers see it's working already you could do it all with all purpose ancient Egyptian mummy it makes an excellent present because it comes pre wrapped ancient Egyptian mummy dig one up today available in all good ancient Egyptian burial grounds Spade not included all good Victorian homes had fireplaces and you won't believe what we use to keep our chimneys cleaned hi I'm a shouty man and I'm here to tell you about new Victorian child the chimney cleaning revolution new Victorian child dreams even the most difficult offends don't you and you can really see it working the chimney flue on the left is clogged with dirt and soot whereas the one on the right is completely soot free it's been cleaned with new Victorian charm there it is now help and stop and just look at the results well Victorian child now has eye infections skin irritation and breathing problems but when your chimneys this clean who cares we'll even throw in this pack of pins to make sure your child remains motivated up you go little fella and what's more new Victorian child comes with a full guarantee if it's injured Falls to its death suffocates is badly burned or gets too darn big we'll just replace it with another poor child free of charge so go on try new Victorian child today shove a kid up your chimney and the dirt is gone use before 1864 because then it's abolished hi I'm a shouty man and I'm here to tell you about new Incan holes the incredible child cares revolution new Incan hole is the simple way to keep your troublesome Tots in check just chuck in your child and let those steep sides do all the hard work yes compared with level ground the unique raised edges of new Incan hole are up to a bit percent better at keeping little ones out of truffle what's more it's quick and easy to install and it's cheaper than a babysitter and with the bargain price of nothing at all why stop at just one Incan hole with the unique dig anywhere design you can take your hole wherever you go and if you're not completely satisfied with new Incan hole why not dig another one try new Incan hole today dig a hole and the child is safe warning Incan hole may become incompatible during rainy season hi I'm a shouty man and I'm here to tell you about new Victorian may the labor-saving revolution new Victorian maid is perfect for all your cleaning sweeping washing brushing dusting tidying and serving needs and what's more it works for 16 solid hours without needing a break or at least without getting a break is there no end to what Victorian maid can do not if you give it a long enough list and what's more if your Victorian maid should become ill old pregnant lazy or otherwise problematic then we all replace it with a younger model for the same low low price by now and will include this unique honesty test free of charge simply place the coin under a rock and if it's not found that's bad cleaning time to replace Victorian mate or if it is found and it's not given back to you that's dishonest time to replace Victorian a new Victorian maid can be yours for the incredible low low price of just 6 pounds a year now that's a bargain try new Victorian made today make someone else do it and that job is done warning Victorian maid only works a half day on some days always read the label [Music] [Music] yes we we are your hard army boots giving you wrestle Oh lay off then just soften up that tongue never with new one oui oui well that feels much better they feel like slippers now well to preserve clean weirdo overheating run out of water aye then just call it down with new hole hole ah oui oui mislead your gas masks hi then we on a hankie and wrap it round your nose and mouth good this will protect you against some poisonous gases not all of them are you sure these gases are worse than ostensibly pretty sure yes that's new world wall hum we-we-we for victory boys and how much does it cost y1p of course hi I'm a shouty man and I'm here to tell you about new criminals head it's the Roman medical sensation you won't believe all the things new criminals head can cure the you suffer from gum disease I'm no scientist but I'll take that as a yes simply plug it to from new criminals head and scrape it against your disease go it'll get rid of those nasty painful sores and make them up Corbitt percent better I don't think it worked it did and there's more have you've been bitten by a dog I feel scientists but I'll take that as a yes then simply swallow one of these pills made from the skull of new criminals head and your dog bite will be cured in no time is there nothing you can't do and that's not all new criminals head will kill all known diseases or no money back are you sick I'm no scientist but that looks contagious is it contagious then just simply take a hair from new criminals head and you won't believe appear too late never mind new criminals head kills just about anything except their and for this month only by new criminals head and get hanky dipped in blood absolutely free that's right new hanky dipped in blood is dipped in the lucky blood of new criminals head guaranteed to bring you good luck Oh [Music] Papa straight it's the exciting technological breakthroughs that set to revolutionize the Stone Age are you tired of hunting with rocks yes oh let's simply use new multi-purpose treat to tire shop flip to a long stick and bingo you've got yourself a sphere it should be the pointy end fast you can also use new multi-purpose string to make this bow and arrow they're supposed to fire the pointy end and that's not all new multi-purpose string can also be used to make this tasteful shell necklace now is not for you blowers to make streams that's right new multi-purpose string is made from the flowering plant flax so it's a 100% organic he is the not-so sciency bit flax is a tough plant full of straw and woody fibers simply extract these fibers from the stem of the plant and twist them with other fibers for added stringy strength honey I'm home we bring me a string to make yourself a straight man it's off to a bit Fassett better at carrying stuff then using your bare hands Ernie I'm home we bring more meat warning do not use string bag to carry berries what else tree - how long is a piece of string easy 150 30 - no multi-purpose strange available from all leading fields 59 Deepu lord is difficult and treatable and so I die thank you my wonderful slaves for taking care of my every need by T Pharaoh it has been our privilege to serve but we shall all miss you as you take you out early to the afterlife what no you went there coming with me God's sacrifice my slaves and bury them in here with me you're killing us all after everything we've done for you who else is gonna take care of all my things in the afterlife guards it's so unfair there must be some other way bell rings I must shouty man are you an Egyptian pharaoh on your deathbed are you starting to think that sacrificing real people might just be a little bit unfair then try the new Egyptian you shall eat all the slaves you can have buried with you without having to kill anyone first that sounds excellent little dog that's right these beautiful handcrafted figurines will magically turn into actual servants to look after your every need in the afterlife and as hundreds of different wants to collect you shove debug you shafted builder you shove detailer please look my size and you shove D Shepard of the Royal backside to wipe your majestic bow and as this work my that's first-class you shove D cop indoors you wouldn't want to die without them you shove D does men know that should be worried it's hard to get your money back when you did Lucien always goes to the grindstone then final take a trip to the Great West Country on one of the Great Western Railway is conveniently timetabled services oh yes but do you mean one o'clock London Times swims in time or with still times complicated towns on the road do slightly different time zones so not everyone agrees what time it is yes thanks to the completion of the groundbreaking Fox railway tunnels just outside bath you can now travel from London to a beautiful Bristol in just four hours what a journey it is you can take in the fresh country air take a comfort break in stunning swindle excuse me there are no facilities on the train we're at the Twin Cities ladies sound that and gents down there on the platform so the places anywhere that we should warn you can get bit splasher this is strictly I know which means lots of leftovers to go back in the plot for tomorrow it's not stinking travel weeks now revived interpret good journey sir what do you think it's not great it is great ignore him I'm here to tell you about new emperor statue the hail anywhere likeness of your favorite Roman Emperor new emperor statue can be placed anywhere in the market place in the temple or even in the market place but that's not all is it due to the high murder rate of Roman emperors for in one year in 193 AD new emperor statue comes with everything you need to keep your Roman figurine completely up-to-date because you can make your statue look like the new emperor thanks to these incredible soir bobbleheads laterz warrior emperor replaced by a bookworm no problem just remove his spear holding hand and replaced with a book holding one whoa he looks more cleverer are already Commodus Pertinax Didius Juliano's septimus severus etc yes swappable heads hands and legs means your statue can go on looking like the current Emperor for years or longer and for a statue that looks just like a statue of the Emperor it could only be new emperor statue please chill out dude we're still recording secret messaging revolution secret then you need new ancient greek tattoos messenger the perfect way to arrange a rebellion without alerting your enemy simply shave the head of your most trusted slaves and tattoo your secret message then simply wait for the slaves hair to grow back and follow up bingo-bango your message is completely hidden from prying eyes and ancient greek tattoo messenger comes with its own easy to hear instructions shake off my herring a fine a secret message tattooed on my head I shall act on this secret message at once he has spelled persians incorrectly so try new agent weak tattoo messenger today the ancient messaging system that's prepared today but not God tomorrow or something all right warning slaves with pre-existing baldness I'm not suitable and I'm here to tell you about new roman door become a companion who puts the far into multi-purpose have a wart Oh take that as a yes but don't worry help is that poor simply mix a we be from New Roman dog with Samad apply to the affected abomination and your watch will disappear meaning urine great shape I made a joke with words still it's only a little dog mate and if your affliction is more serious than a wart the rope and dog is here to help an all-over body rub down with a puppy is the perfect canine cure for feeling better love philippic message that's because gap in here has cured you doesn't stop a curing illness Oh No he'll also howl if cellphone has died either you've killed or you didn't kappa you can't have it both ways even when your doggy dies there's still as useful as ever in fact this whole battle of a black dog is a bad move ingredient it all souls our budget mr. Chris various bring my dog back to life [Music] probably shouldn't hang these cool Play Doh round-robin dog placed under the threshold of the house will keep away evil spirits sorry mate we've got dogs bark try next all see so get your new roman' dog today you'd be barking mad not to and don't worry the dogs fine leave McAfee alphabet the easy to carve writing system that's taking the Viking world by storm do you have a bad memory or perhaps you have a bad memory or maybe you wouldn't have a bad memory then the old Viking system of learning things off by heart is not for you but don't worry help is at hand with a sensational new runic alphabet the simple angular letters can be quickly carved into any wall rock or twig breaking writing things down the new not writing things down yes using new Viking runes means that this simple stick could be turned into a prayer to the gods a personal message a business letter or an expression of affection thank you Joe I feel a bit the same way and when you're finished it makes an excellent dog toy fetch boy and that's not all the new runic alphabet was discovered by the Viking god Odin so it has mystical powers simply carve healing charms into a whale bone to help heal the sick now read that four times a day that's Sheltie man jr. and why not let people know where you've been with some good old Viking runic graffiti Ola was here to be honest I think they already knew you were here mate so what a new runic alphabet today because the writing's on the wall for not writing on the wall [Music] for a hard day watching your slave to all the world why not distress in a range of temperature controlled paths this crews breezy it's supposed to be it's called the frigidarium now this room is boiled positive this is the steerer of Bulgaria where's the noise temperature area the odd security system to make sure your clothes aren't stolen it's a slave I didn't have enough change in slave someone's nicked my toka well at least the library's useful for something whether you're meeting your friends waiting for business or just doing your business tell me or not oh look Robin baths is the place to come and just look at the results before all slightly dirty covered in blood excrement passing way of covering wall so come to the Roman baths today and when I say today I mean this morning the water isn't changed all day so by the afternoon it's disgustingly dirty and don't miss your chance to get 25% off just take a ruble bath with an open wound on your leg catch gangrene from the dirty water yes get your leg chopped afterbirth the gangrene from spreading you can find it all in new Roman baths yeah I've just been for a Roman bath now I need good wash get away from me Marco the past is now straight welcome to Horrible Histories

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Length: 21min 22sec (1282 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 26 2019