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it's 1665 and historical gran fighters Lewis day I've been caught up property and Oxford is a bit of a smell coming from this property sir damn and I thought we try and track the problem down what don't tell me students no Stewart's Charles the second hi yeah normally I live down in London but there's this dreadful plague business going on there ruining my parties so I moved the Royal caught up here to Oxford come on in loving the outfits by the invites [Music] how would you look at this time that's really disgusting but dropping food all over the place talk about the stinking rich it's not of another bathroom wait well bars are actually very bad for you so Suzu says my doctor hello I'm the senior physician to the king and I can confirm it's a well-known scientific fact bathing relaxes the muscles and it makes you dizzy and that is how you catch the plane bird isn't that's nonsense but I'm not taking any risks that's why I've stopped having bars I've taken up smoking and I'm wearing a dead totally disgusting that's human right seriously who's been dumping in the chimney place that certainly wasn't me oh that's right at least I lose the curl house the car laughs well it beats queuing up for the study that's where everyone else goes right that's it everybody out oh come on don't be such a party pooper how's use a party pooper might leaving a little presents all over the price mean honestly don't you know anything the initial hygienic will only help spread the plague doesn't matter anyway we're moving back to London sue come on everyone party back at the palace yeah all right so you just gonna walk out and leave all in little piles of poo for everyone else to clean up aiya yeah do an animal might a party animal [Laughter] come on and dive you best stop your nattering get your pooper scooper out and get going dirty rotten Stewart's you join us here on this most Samba of days in the year ten eighty seven as we witnessed the funeral of our great ruler William the Conqueror who famously defeated Harold at the Battle of Hastings to become the first Norman King of England and now he lies instinct as his servants respectfully run off with all his weapons gold silver furniture and of course his clothes and here come the Undertaker's to pick up the rotting dead King and try to stuff his body into the small coffee moving scenes indeed and now changed the planned ceremony the church has caught fire and the mourners have gone to put the fire out leaving monks to finish stuffing his Majesty's body into the coffin oh dear one of his arms has dropped off there now the king's stomach has exploded due to the buildup of gases imagine the smell in that church is really quite unforgettable and here comes the priest to conduct the King's funeral service slowly and respectfully we are gathered here Oh stinks also this may his soul into the kingdom of heaven and be received by His Holy Father amen now bury this think he came to earth and there isn't a dry eye in the house yes hello sir I'm a Roman pues Ella would you like to buy some food today oh no thanks a meat meal I said no yes sir I clean the communal toilets in the city so the poo are collected is of a very high quality your poo I think it's fair to say is just peasant poo made up of cabbages and turnips some of this is straight from the bottoms of Roman senators sir and they have a very rich diet but a fruit and meat thing are the nutrients I suppose I do have a bit of trouble making enough for the whole fields oh it's worth its weight in gold sir your crops will flourish alright then I'll take something try lovely you will not regret it this is the best decision you've ever made look at that ain't see ya should have asked for a bag hi open the gross designs I'm here in Middle Ages Romania to meet a man that the truly awe-inspiring new design projects to defend his country his name is Vlad the third Prince of Wallachia no more please my friends call me Brooke you lot you're not gonna bite my neck and suck out all the blood I you're not some crazed killer mmm anyway no Dracula means son of Dracula be dragon Dracula was my father's name so I am drunk ooh ah glad we've cleared that up why don't you tell us about your design so the basic plan is to defend my country from invasion with 20,000 sharpened wooden poles Vlad has been having a dispute with his neighbor the massive Ottoman Empire which wants to invade his country and conquer it as they've done with many other countries Vlad's solution is to build a large fence all the way around the border so it's an interesting nickname you've got Vlad the Impala forgive me for saying that you don't seem like the kind of man who'd be named after a small gazelle no it's Vlad the Impaler given the armies of there right now rounding up 20,000 volunteers to impale on the sharp folds like shish kebab you know what the Ottomans will say when they see the bodies of 20,000 of my own people spiked on their bother you're insane exactly we'll have a little sign which says welcome to Alethia stick around and end up around a stick to invade these genius and it will work well in the Middle Ages lots of people went to the toilet through holes in the floor straight onto the street below we need to improve the toilets in our fair city as a matter of urgency I quite agree councilor it's fast becoming a real problem I mean these newfangled upstairs toilets are all very well but sticking your bottom through a hole and pooing directly onto the street does have its disadvantages for the passers-by yes but you have to say it's better than the old days when people used to throw whole buckets of poo out of the window hmm it is an improvement granted it's the best solution yes this is the Middle Ages I mean surely something can come up with a better system than just having it land in streams hmm we could have it land in the river public toilets on the bridge people stick their bottoms through holes and then poo directly into the water well that's brilliant counter hang on what about the boat man you passing underneath hmm well are you a boat no all right so it's settled public toilets on the bridge it is [Music] and the sooner the better it's 1928 and historical crime fighters Lou and Dave have gone to the laboratory of scientist Alexander Fleming in some Mary's Hospital London their problems with mr. Fleming before there is a brilliant scientist supposedly but he's not a brilliant Rd opera telling that for nothing Oh crikey this is worse than your bedroom mrs. dive dirty put some dishes everywhere full of all infectious bacteria example lave this guy I mean experiments with bacteria and he's gone on all day without car do you know pester himself first he's bound in a petri dish how here he comes dr. Doolittle what's going on tell you what's going all night you're gonna clean up this laboratory starting with that mouth they're extraordinary not really might that's what happens when you go another don't leave your dirty dishes no look the staphylococci bacteria and this is completely normal right or as in this dish it's been destroyed by the mold do all this means blue mean strong mouths exactly I must grow some more don't think so I might die a mild killer no stop look you don't understand right this mold stops other bacteria from growing I mean this could be a really important medical discovery one day we could use this to treat infections AAHA ROG doctor doctor I'm feeling really ill Arthur art is some mouths I can open a place for this one day yeah you will night the filthiest laboratory award 1928 here's your award right come on time let's get out of here I'd like to thank me bumper for never making me clean my room disgusting to have the old jibber-jabber dive oh you're home early now is you don't work well it certainly smells like you collected enough dog poo for the leather tanner yeah then the boss told me to stir all the poo in the tub oh you're moving up in the world darling before you know it you'll be paid you as well just watch this outfit today I'm sorry about tonight we have something to celebrate feast your mince pies on this it's a handful of poo well yeah but look closer well the penny clever your old man has been out Tashi Tara was traipsing my way through mile after mile of poo field sewer looking for coins that are being dropped by the posh people of London when suddenly Derrick was glinting away at me in the darkness whoa well after that hard day's work what you both need is a nice hot bath or a bath oh and that's not the only good news I've only gone and got myself an evening job as a night soil man from now on your old man's gonna spend these evenings collecting buckets of poo from other people's outside levies don't we not to marry you cuz he said you'd never amount to anything happy needs changing I think it must be your turn no no no way that is disgusting all the Gypsy Kings know oh so many most archaeologists of Dhokla - now we need to show how to treat a debt barrowed make a mummy that can decorate your room first your Ted Kings Lane on a table where his brain is pulled out with a wire through his nose many stats and lung stomach liver must be back before jaw so they do not decompose or outsole to drive off the body let it lie there for 40 days until another bar in the bandage wrap up the body either cap or the mouth and artificial eyes [Music] which you'll need for his health if he makes it to the country of the Dead they should get king deep inside and that's the end happy Christmas everyone thank you to Christopher from Mildred and the guys thanks guys Hey Oh horse poo excellent no I can mix this up with some clay and mold some new dinner plates will be excellent I need some new ones thank you so much thank you a little gift for you Mildred Oh excellent thank you so much John I've been meaning to replaster the walls of the houses that's the best thing for it dead chicken poo this is perfect for making leather clothes on let go really stinky then put my cow skins in there and clean them before tanning John leave you out oh it's it's it's perfume it makes you smell nice right Oh stinks it's true 100 percent accurate Sutton's use poo for everything they even got paid in cow I suppose it's better than a pat on the back I'll go to pill in my head not again [Music]

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Length: 15min 11sec (911 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 27 2020

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