FUNNY TINDER POSTS #4

Hey sorry it's a good day to respond but like this thing has been really bothering me do you think crabs look at humans and think we walk sideways ah hi no I just think it's wild how if crabs ruled the world they teach their kids that all the other animals walk sideways and who's to say they're wrong somebody likes you open tinder to see whom don't do that don't give me hope you look tall are you - I'm five foot a if that's considered tall that's pretty tall for a go and yes I'm tall I know this is really middle school but how would you rate your head game from one to ten bra who was sucking in middle school everyone you must have gone to a lame-ass middle school I was home-schooled if I was sucking I probably called 9-1-1 Jenna 21 magician's assistant I know one magic trick that is very mediocre and NSD messages her saying what kind of magic can you perform on me a disappearing act I like it he should be six foot plus six pack six-figure salary able to manipulate elements time travel and read minds ha this has been we're boyfriend and girlfriend now only if I can be the boyfriend what does that mean how do you interpret it you're going to ignore me most of the time and only call me when you want ass I'm in not letting my grandma out until you swipe right wait on the second Craig I'm going to be honest you have the same name as my dad and it's throwing me off a little that's okay I prefer to go by my nickname anyway oh yeah what's that Daddy if you're here for hookups then I'm gonna have to disappoint you I mean we can hook up it's just going to be disappointing l'm al hey Sophie your smile is contagious ha ha so did you match it me for the exclusive Pokemon facts or for the Portuguese drink tasting definitely for the pokemons did you know that ditto is a failed clone of MU I know I was speechless for days to when I found out ah that's a very smart way to acknowledge being ignored by a girl on tinder I like it ok so this dude matches with a girl called faith and he messages her saying I have faith in this match no I have lost faith in this match hello beauty where you from I have no idea how you showed up as being in my area I'm formed turkey how did we match I bought a membership hello oh why do you want to talk to girls in the u.s. because to improve the foreign language Oh gotcha good I want to you makes that we're gonna take a look at this guy's tinder profile he's kind of jacked and as you can see from this guy's main profile picture we're dealing with a pretty cool guy here like this is a big deal this guy's our alpha male already asserting its dominance do not mess with this guy let's see what's bias s61 but it's tinder so I'm gonna go with six four since everything is bigger online I'm also about 280 pounds not here for the hookups blah blah blah Bree oh man blah blah blah I've gone bulls deep and a handful of females with such profiles you next my fur kids come first every mom on tinder I have an exit slips tattooed on my inner arm which shows you how wild and impulsive I am nice guys finish last bad boys finish on her face no way he's such a douchebag I am Tyson 22 years old and what is this if you want a home buy one if you want a queen so how much do you charge okay sweep this girl whose profile says degrade me better than my cheating ex and I think this guy took it quite literally hey you want to roast a poem or both oh my god both roses are red what's up with that shoe without double D's you'd be like a - mmm that one hurts hey what's up did you go to elementary school because if you did you were dead how come can you give like a reason as to why you snitched on me once plus you never shared your jelly beans how does an attractive successful athletic confident guy like me not already have your number because your ego is probably bigger than your deep Destruction 100 listen here kid I'm thirsty as hell and I only drink two things battery acid and so unless you have some double a's lying around I suggest you get those jeans off right fricking now sorry typo I meant high well daddy sure is packin some of that nutrition oh damn meant to type hey how are you doing damn girl are you a toaster because I want to kill myself wait [ __ ] honestly same imma set up I'm it's a damn girl you a toaster because I want to take a bath with you that's okay honestly a toaster seems like a crummy way to go what's your thoughts on cyanide i graphic gets shot by a police officer for no reason since that's all they do anyways I'm sorry the police only shoot visible minorities damn it fing whites sucks yeah what the Frick happens a white privilege when the cops won't even shoot you god damn it why don't you shoot me a number so we can emotionally kill each other hey wanna hear a really T joke yes why do hospitals have air-conditioning to make sure that people don't get overheated and dehydrated also to keep the vegetables cool and fresh ah what vegetables what kind of pickup lines do you like cutes dirty or dark all of the above cutes can you help me out I've got all the folks our knives all I need now is a little spoon dirty are you a shark because I've got some swimmers for you to swallow I'm dead dark hey go are you school property because I want to shoots kids all over you no boy I'm dead okay so this Megan girl messages this guy saying do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay no but it seems like you find it hard to hide the fact that you're ugly those filters and bright camera flashes covering your face don't help awesome what are you up to this weekend I'm working what do you do trainer my back hurts super bad yikes probably from carrying this conversation what I want to see guys this one gets to me I really don't understand why somebody will match with you on tinder and then you'll start messaging them and they can't conjure up anything more than a one-word reply it's like why even bother liking my page in the first place I thought the whole point is you only get to talk to people who you voluntarily pick and believe are attractive therefore white like someone's page an inch don't message to my I don't get it man tell me tell me now hey I think he dropped something I did I'm hoping it was your standards what's up I'm Aiden and he doesn't get a reply for ages and says ah I guess you picked them up then laughing my ass off I'm not gonna lie I wasn't trying to go to you I literally just don't know how to respond to that can I reach the Hutts yes hey I think you dropped something it's so good sweetheart you don't have to worry about me sweetheart is it okay if I call you that you can call me anything you like okay Optimus Prime transformers one-hundredths well I didn't know it was a secret your secret's safe with me and Benji you're lucky I'm not a grammar nut because otherwise I would roast you so hard with your okay you rights huh you are secret's safe with me and Benji let's have a terrible relationship that lasts free days oh my god we should start by meeting up but one of us is late and one of us accidentally goes to the wrong place really how is that possible by the way sorry for the late reply I'm rarely here how are you though looks like we're off to a great start hey do you like poems yeah great I wrote one for you roses are red you're cute as a duck let's go on a date and then we can cuddle if you can cash at me five dollars first how about 250 okay and as she actually sends him her cash Appling good god you're serious yeah what's the most someone's giving you about meeting Ferdie so I don't know why you won't do five well you just agreed to 250 a good businesswoman honors her words sure send me 250 I never claimed to be a good businessman hey guys send money to my cash yep I know we're not even friends I know we've never met IRL I'm just kind of cute so you sort of owe me money and now it's time for us to appreciate some of the comments on the last episode of funny tinder posts when he said hey sexy at the beginning I thought he was talking to me I was single taken fainted subscriber me full volume hey sexy I'm horny my house at 11:30 p.m. excuse me one drop a funny comment down below and I'll choose a couple of you guys to feature in the next episodes and yeah that's pretty much it guys I really hope you did enjoy this video and if you new around here don't forget to drop sub to the channel check out the other episodes in the playlist and yeah I'll see you guys later have a great day much love peace [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 3,422,873

Rating: 4.9342513 out of 5

Keywords: tinder, r/tinder, funny tinder posts, funny tinder posts #4, top posts, funniest tinder posts, conversations, messages, tinder messages, tinder conversations, tinder chats, tinder conversation, tinder cringe, funny, posts, meme, memes, tinder memes

Id: DjLWyZmg0vA

Length: 10min 5sec (605 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 05 2019