FUNNY TINDER POSTS #15

oh let's hear your best dad joke damn well done that jokes just like my dad absent hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and today we're gonna be taking a look at some funny tinder posts if you're new around here please subscribe I'm getting really close to one male okay no encase let's go beef pot roast 19 years old can someone tell me how to change my name who wouldn't want to hook up with a guy called beef pot roast do you like shopping depends when I'm shopping for big sale in my bedroom going on cloves are 100 percent off as you can see it did hurt when I fell from heaven yo but do you want me to kiss it better though ahaha only fans calm first fifty yet forty percent off come support a girl in her big dreams look ain't about sunny up firmly fans but I'm a photographer so if you need someone to shoot that stuff yeah let's talk a I keep that in mind for sure dude thanks do you snap I'm only here to promote pretty much if you want to add me that way man I swear more people use this app just to promote their only fans and Instagram accounts than they do for actually trying to find dates grain of rice chance of me following a tinder girl on IG I go got the scale 19 goes to university bisexual woman check out the bio sometimes I do this but most of the time I do this looking for what the heck yeah honestly looking back on this I I don't even know if she's blinking forward to be honest she's going crazy with the oh man she's out here but guys if you got a black heart and a skull and a skateboard and a guitar you're doing good things you look like a famous rapper are you famous no but I produce beats in my free time actually can you help me out I need a producer tag I'm sure record yourself moaning my name for 20 minutes just to be sure I get a good sample Oh smooth you don't have to be a producer to make me moan your name this is what dj khaled does before he helps in the studio I hey what's up watching my neighbors kids how about you ha ha same I got new binoculars so it's much easier from the window oh yeah that's normal that's a good hobby to have using binoculars to spy on your next-door neighbor's kitties my matches me saying hi nope not coming in there buddy I've said it before bar say again why match with people if you're not gonna talk to them and what's the point yes we matched I just needed to tell you that you remind me of squishy from monsters University with a compliment hi I how you doin the name puns never get old you swipe right we start chatting there's chemistry we go out we dance yes we're in love life is good a year goes by I propose you say yes we get married we go on our honeymoon we're in Hawaii we go for a hike it's beautiful we've reached the top of a mountain it's actually a volcano I hug you I apologize you're confused the Ancient Ones demand a sacrifice I shalt I throw you in thunder and lightning fill the sky the Ancient Ones are happy life is good I looks like it's your lucky day I'm not often on this app why did you download this app looking for someone to talk can you say potato same here low I think you can send me your digits as I'm not usually on tinder po-tay-to fingers I'm discreet with social medias things I'd prefer you to send me your digits if you want to keep talking of me because I'll but my tinder into private mode your digits don't be baited by this on thin that guy's like that that's just her you're asking to have your fortnight account hacked if your applied to someone like this test 27 years old who lives in Nashville and goes to the School of Law na Hays if your last name is tickle I'll probably try to marry you oh I see yeah testicle a classic nice one quick question have you ever been caught jerking off nope wanna be the first one but seriously ladies and gentlemen can we please just take a minute of silence right now to appreciate the gentlemen who have been in fact caught beating their meat rest in peace voice that happened to you I'm so sorry I'm thinking of you pay respects guys if the hottest guy in the world swapped bodies with your dad and both were gonna die unless you had sex with one of them which would you choose your dad in the hot body or the hot guys personality in your dad's body a hot body with my dad's personality because I've never met my dad I think that might be cheating but I'm not sure my mom's a lesbian dude that ain't my fault ah also glad I found someone with such weird questions as well in that case how about I be the hot body and you call me daddy lexy 24 1/2 w tattooed on both ass cheeks so when I bend over naked people say Wow can I see to be honest I was really hoping that the W is actually a symbol of all the dubs she'd been taking in war zone but not everyone can be a gamer I guess Taylor 23 years old lesbian less than a mile away I can crush your beer camera my tits single file line police ladies ma'am nobody wants to be your third you don't even want to sleep of your husband quit trying to trick some poor 18 year old on here into doing it we don't want to buy your premium snapshots I think we all have a 50/50 shot see you naked for free after a couple white claws and if you're just lucky for friends this is tinder we want our naughty bits licked and for you to never call again what please just never refer to your genitals as naughty bets guys please don't do that you like jazz yes you like getting jazzed on jazz on me Barry daddy I'm Jesse I'm Jesse this is absolute filth so we got a little tinder bio example here I'll have I like to travel how are original and I'll probably like your dog more than you daring today aren't we I mean yeah II do have a pretty good point to be honest like 80% of the girls you see on tinder that BIOS always filled with stuff like oh my god guys I love to travel and if you got a dog like that makes you ten times hotter so yes and me pictures of your daughter's bra why bra what what is this a name luck nut twenty nine years old if you think coronavirus spreading fast watch how fast I spread my legs if I like you I'm clean no coronavirus so far and no I'm not a model I just born to be pretty and funny um chief I hate to break it to you but your name is luck nuts it doesn't matter how pretty and funny you are I'm sorry if anyone's watching this with the name like that but seriously a bunch of being in bed with this girl you like like yeah luck nut give it to me like the wet luck nut literally just sounds like a powerup from Mario cards so this guy matches with Dasia and that's just them saying I feel like we've met before somewhere long really yes I'm positive I've had a conversation with you in the past but I guess who is probably just a deja vu lamelle where this it's because you're your names - ah bro seriously has person managed to get a match with a picture of a dog as their profile page Tyler 31 years old writer is the Duke University straight man lives in West Hollywood promising I'm not here today don't make friends I'm just here to find girls to play pick-up basketball with if we match please message me first of your height weight wingspan high vertical stats because I'm making basketball cards 6-4 290 pounds 6-foot wingspan 36 inch vertical 84% free-throw shooter born in cutbank Montana by super lie to you it's not a guarantee you're invited to the pickup game no ball hogs what are you up to next Wednesday should we find an open bar and share a bottle of red you had to pick Wednesday the only day next week I can't do his Wednesday because that's when we do family dinner at my casa Monday or Tuesday um I worked those evenings Thursday damn that's so long to wait first they could work though message not delivered you're cute when you play hard-to-get it's unintentional but still cute I guess so us sucks 99.9% of the time based on that percentage if that 1440 minutes in one day 1438 with 56 minutes would be 99.9% of a day which means unless you take less than one minute and 44 seconds to shower you have revealed to me that you in fact shower with your socks on is this true you're absolutely adorable I love that you die your hell have been do you have a particular color you favor above others khaki color ah are you being serious or making a joke or is that just a silly way of saying brown that's red that's the shade of red huh cool I didn't know that I love learning new things Thanks your bio is a bit sparse on details gun knee hobbies no well this has been fun your conversation skills are simply impeccable have a marvelous day this is why you can't be a simple in the road and starting off the conversation with your absolutely adorable and then getting like two word responses now the Saint in chief you need to start hitting up girls saying what's up we won eat my ass Momo twenty-two years old I've been told I'm an excellent kisser but I'm starting to think my uncle is a little biased well that's a little bit concerning but just because it's your uncle doesn't mean you can't respect his opinion I'm joking anyway see I'm nearly with emphasis video really hope you did enjoy and click on the screen for and check out another one don't forget to subscribe because currently we're going up like 2k subscribers a day which means it'll only be like 40 days before 1 mil let's go baby thank you for that by the way I appreciate your support anyways see you on the next one have announced the amazing day much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 511,867

Rating: 4.9587221 out of 5

Keywords: tinder, r/tinder, funny tinder posts, top posts, funniest tinder posts, conversations, messages, tinder messages, tinder conversations, tinder chats, meme, memes, tinder memes

Id: yoNx4qcjgDk

Length: 11min 31sec (691 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 10 2020