FUNNIEST TEXTS EVER

message from dad meow what hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and today we're going to be taking a look at some funny text messages hope you guys enjoy let's go i'm breaking up with you girl um what angry bionicle what a great response to finding out your girlfriend of 24 years is leaving you persons currently experiencing or having experienced diarrhea within the previous 14 days shall not be allowed to enter the pool water so i guess i'm not allowed to swim at this hotel ever bro send me some good jokes sorry now i'm busy with my girlfriend good one send me more destruction 100. hi this is micropost we've had difficulties getting you on the xbox database we require your email and password to get you back on our database learntospell at school.com my password is stupidk1d omg you actually fell for it have fun getting hack slow claps dude why is there a crack on my phone um you got drunk last night and threw it wait why you turned on airplane mode and kept yelling fly damn you and no one stopped me we were too busy laughing our asses off rest in peace to the iphone and have some more slow claps well done mate good job when snoop dogg isn't sipping on gin and juice he's busy investing his money into companies like ease and robinhood check it out at https colon getfreakinghack.com did snoop dogg tell you that yeah yeah of course mate definitely not just one of those spam text messages you get and you're starting to think yourself hold on how have these guys managed to acquire my phone number probably are the only fan subscriptions you're signing up for mate i couldn't find the statue of liberty though yeah that's in new york my friends won't tell me where it is um what the statue of liberty is in new york uh you didn't know that i won't judge hi hi where do i know you from you don't know me i took your number from my friend who long just a friend doesn't matter well i want to know who lol something a little bit creepy about this like oh hey what's up i just got your number from someone hope you don't mind me texting you even though we don't know each other and you've probably never spoken to me in your life what's up 3 a.m text behold my greatness anime polish cow anime polish cow why do you do this to me what is this creation it's not just a cow it's not just a polish cow but an anime polish cow bruh hi there this is johnny johnny rs president in the shadow valley ward i have a question for you i have a sister that ordered her clothes for one of the men there but they won't be there until the 15th is that going to be a problem uh i think you have the wrong number thank you hi there this is johnny johnny rs president in the shadow valley ward i have a question for you i have a sister that ordered her clothes for one of the men there but they won't be there until the 15th is that going to be a problem sorry you still have the wrong number when you're coming up to bed will you bring me up a hole of water please how big do you want your hole a glass what how long what are you on about you said you wanted a haul of water you're not funny okay shut up laughing no you hey don't wait for me i'm at the hospital is everything okay i'm okay it's just my cousin he can't speak a walk oh my gosh what freaking happened nothing serious he was just born two hours ago got him how old are you 24 what about you daddy 47 you're the same age as my daughter and you're my dad's age allison dad well that just sounds like alabama with extra steps message to x hi i have an exam tomorrow so any cheating tips it's a lot of damage the neighbor's kids challenged us to a water fight i'm in just waiting for the water to boil what mom i'm going to a sleepover to gay okay son but please don't forget to wear protection mom i'm 14. and i'm 28. wait a minute bruh do the maths do the maths bruh remember when we used to kick pregnant woman what when we were inside our mother's womb ah they had us in the first half i'm not gonna lie what did you say to my son i think you have the wrong number you sad bad thing my son what did i say bully my son in school you said mean thing to my son when bullying i'm 23. message to boyfriend i need to tell you something what is it babe i broke your xbox what joke i'm cheating on you so my xbox is okay right forget about the whole cheating thing all this guy cares about as if he can play a few games with halo 3 don't blame him got his priorities in check you know what i mean who needs a girlfriend when you can have an mlg 1v1 on the pit bro i saw your girl washing dishes at this restaurant on v-day i didn't know she worked there yeah she don't huh i saw her though she cheated on me so i asked her to be my valentine and took her there told her not to bring her purse i got this so we ordered and the total came to 322.57 i told her i was going to the bathroom but instead i left that's the evilest thing i can imagine this is why you don't cheat on your boyfriend you never know when he's going to do you like this kind of karma but also if this situation actually happened and you're at a restaurant and this guy who's like oh pay for dinner babe i got this decides to run to the bathroom or just dip from the restaurant and leaves you with the bill i i don't think there's actually really much the restaurant can do if you can't pay it like i swear to try to insinuate here the fact that she's washing dishes as if she was like employed by them they were like you have to work 55 hours to wash dishes to make this money back nah she'd probably just walk out mate message from my crush want to go on a date sometime no i kind of like you but your emojis are too lame i'll never date you well how about now whoa where did you get those awesome emojis i'm star-stricken marry me success thank you dine emojis out front looking at new emojis for me i want those new dyn emojis okay this is just a promo isn't it i did a free ad read whoops you see these emojis these will get your crush to like you especially the chunky troll face got a question what are your thoughts of anime fanboys very sexy if drawn right oof i love you i have a boyfriend accept it or i'll tell your father about your boyfriend i love you too now i will show it to your boyfriend snake also what's with these daddy issues bro i mean i get it's just a meme text but the fact that some girls will be like oh i can't let my dad know i got a boyfriend or he's going to get mad you're such a jerk you're oh my gosh you're so annoying you are stop doing that you're making me mad you're fine i'm going to slap your face you're the person getting corrected right so we have a group text chat here called sungwoo's baba boy and there's a lot of people in here gemma i ship it why does that sound like an std you sound like an std oml no you no you no you you're a big stupid head well if i'm hiv you're herpes i'm the better std baba boy i'm the best std no i'm the best std i'm like the coronavirus of stds i'm the black plague of stds i'm the coronavirus but better of stds you ain't better than the black plague of stds get out of here well that group chat definitely lived up to what i was expecting although i was kind of hoping there'd be a message coming in from this guy big peepee bowler where you at office still stands if you guys want to come for thanksgiving we'd love to see you all we should wait until next year but mom what about your famous cranberry sauce good idea nathan you can serve it at my funeral hey why was six afraid of seven because seven eight nine come on no because seven was a registered sex offender get it that's not even freaking funny what's a six offender can i eat your ass baba boy what's a peculiar conversation to have how did we transition from hey why was six afraid of seven two gonna eat your bubba boy hello there baby uh wait a minute lick points gun towards licks weapon intensely fires intensely into odin guys what kind of role play is this seriously and the fact you're texting somebody called pee pee poo poo i don't know why i expected anything less what are you doing for turkey day no plans just chilling i'm on friday too you nothing want to make an apple pie i don't like apple pie what pie do you like cream pie so funny just look at that bitmoji bruh it's actually a little bit cursed ooh what is that we thought it was a good idea to try and make an emoji look like a human nose i typed that with my nose toe i typed that with my toe big baba boy don't even can we have a normal freaking conversation for once anyways yeah i'm gonna leave it there guys subscribe if you want to see more and click on the screen to check out another episode much love peace

Channel: Fainted

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Id: x3xx1icNc4w

Length: 10min 8sec (608 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 02 2020