CHATS #2

send nudes whoops that's garlic bread even better uh what's this a flash drive for my English project on powerpoints awesome keep up the good grades son babe did you want to go out for dinner tonight oh my god yes I'd love to baby all right sweet because the boys are coming over tonight and it's awkward as when you're here what come hey wanna see me do a cartwheel oops lost my hat you're so white so what do you do for a living I hunt and kill aliens what aliens don't exist dummy have you ever seen one no you're welcome where do I go sorry mom called you by accident no worries had you by accident hey uh I think I really like you bro I've been watching her phone for months she's not into you Hey I'm your boyfriend now nah I have one now you got two what's up try again I a I'm your boyfriend now he actually tried again when everybody likes your memes but nobody likes you ah that's not true we don't like your memes Ivor its meows beds but it's hardly been used since meow just sleeps in your mom's bed instead imagine getting cooked by a cat's damn wait hold up I wish I could find a guy just like you you know who is a guy just like me oh my god who me you're so funny that's why we are best friends hey do you want a sext I'll start no thanks takes off Crocs Oh on second thoughts message from mom love you kiddo ah thanks love you too sorry wrong person do you want to join my religion what's your religion I'm interested me trying to flirt how's life baby gorilla I meant baby gal ha what Duff message from dad where is your report card my friend stole it from me at school so now I don't have it do you think I'm stupid enough to believe that lie what lie but you have friends hey hey what's up nothing just crying same so you ever had a cereal bar yes when I was 12 how the do they work words can't describe how ugly you are ah words can't describe how beautiful you are ah thanks but numbers can free out of 10 destruction 100 Johnny created the group barbecue barbecue tomorrow my place nice call me for a fat steak in a pair of ribs great any vegans here yeah me glad you asked Sarah has been removed from the group class we have a new student come on up and introduce yourself I'm vegan hey Dad how does it feel to have the best son in the world I don't know ask your grandfather oh yeah my uncle is pretty cool hey bro you busy now what's up be real would you be cool with your girl having guy friends if I had a girlfriend she's allowed a maximum of female friends the Father Son and the Holy Spirit proof that aliens exist that is a plate with holes in it you know what I've always wondered how do you tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes dude it's 4 o'clock in the morning so you can't sleep huh is it because of the blanket hey guess what I am a virgin knock knock who's there do ya do you who do you want to be my GF do you want to off I'll slide my hands down your thighs and start to kiss your stomach making eye contact after every kiss then I'll stop at your hipbones and ask what's for dinner and you'll say lasagna hey boy what is going on here please stop praying for my grandma she has become too strong so uh do you want to do this I can't even verbally explain how much I don't want to do that you're cute hmm I think the program response for you're cute is you're cuter seems like some programmers slacked off in setting up this robot want to come to the gym with me you spelt pup wrong I thought happiness started with an H why does mine start with you I think you have dyslexia so are we gonna talk about this talk about what you just tagged another friend in a meme and commented this is so us so how long has this been going on for oh my god please don't do this you know what you are a friend hope yo dude give me the sock okay bro no Homer though message from mom I've just puts 100 pounds in your account what for no idea really just because I love you okay why does my mum never send me 100 pounds for no reason whatsoever so uh do you like anyone yeah you um I have a boyfriend sorry I meant yeah you owe restoration 100 where you can get me oh my god dad please it's raining oh my god dad oh my god I'm going to tell mom oh my god no why aren't you answering sorry I dropped my phone and I can't find it I'll text you when I find it okay you find it yet no okay let me know when you do you would genius hey what are you doing trying to rearrange the alphabet and put you and I together there's no need for that when N and O are already together I heard you like bad boys yeah well I'm not trying to impress you or anything but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission I didn't ask my parents bike still for sale yes it is what's the lowest you'll go on it two miles per hour anything less than that and you'll tip over message to dad what's that an engagement ring she said yes she's not as smart as I thought thanks pops I meant to say congratulations torrent order correct can you do a hundred and fifty dollars for the iPhone I've cash in hand now I've about twenty offers for asking price then why isn't it sold because I listed it today and I've been out of town with family why should I have to explain that to you flagged and reported as Nigerian spam message from dad how's practice going terrible I want to stop everybody here okay just don't get any blood on your clothes you're a police officer you shouldn't be condoning this don't tell me how to live my life finish the heart I gotta take a shower I'll talk afterwards ooh take pictures I hate you message from dad what are you doing tonight studying you are a nerd get out there get drunk you're ruining my name at least pretend you're drunk in front of your friends I'm so horny right now what why did you send me Shrek I was gonna send Austin Powers saying does that make you horny baby but I had this pic already and figured since Mike Myers played both roles it would work what's up dude you're going to kill me I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out I think I hit your daughter's bike - I'll come fix it later but please say sorry for me to your wife not delivered oh no he's been blocked it's amazing how important one word can to a text conversation message to dad hey could you lend me $50 for gas while I look for a job don't you have a job I got fired yesterday my boss told me I needed to leave my problems at the door when I came to work and I told him to go stand outside your mother is going to die when she hears this what do you call a chicken looking at a piece of lettuce I don't know a chicken Caesar salads please lose my number he broke my heart I don't know what I'm going to do I am ruined I need advice mom honey I'm going to tell you what my mom always told me if a man breaks your heart his best friend oh my god Nana said that message from mom any plans for tonight no loser message from Grandma dear when you get home please sit out the lasagna from the fridge gran you texted the wrong person this isn't grandpa oh I'm sorry sweet pea have a nice day dear when you get home please set out the lasagna from the fridge grandma it's still me dear when you get home please send out the lasagna from the fridge oops silly potato a message to the family chats that is disturbing it's also going on my body and no one can stop me I've grown too powerful I am inevitable what I'm fine everything's fine dude what ha ha you fool you thought I was in emotional distress when I was just final along I made you experience panic in celebration of national panic day you imbecile get pranked oh my god I lost 5 pounds I'm so proud of myself how did you remove the makeup from your face I've good news and bad news bad news first our son made a mess in the sink we don't have a son meet Baxter anyways guys that's it for this episode of chats I really hope you did enjoy and I want to say a massive thank you for the support you've shown on this series so far I never expected the first episode to do so well it got like a million views in eight days or something crazy you guys are the best I love you all so much oh my god as always guys if you want to follow me on Twitter ASAP fainted sad and also subscribe to this channel if you're new around here so you don't miss out on the next episode yeah that's pretty much it so I hope you guys have an amazing day and I've seen a next one much love peace [Music] [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 4,494,311

Keywords: chats, texts, funny texts, funny chats, facebook, twitter, instagram, social media, funniest texts ever, funniest texts, meme, memes, fainted

Id: 0YMiKIT1-P8

Length: 10min 59sec (659 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 26 2019