DANK DOODLE MEMES V788

how it feels to chew five gum humans after inventing bread you want to slice it up and cook it again lmao yeah the first two harry potter the rest of the saga me about to shower i think i forgot something brain if you forgot then it wasn't important me yeah you're right the towel when's your birthday march 1st so when's your birthday guy on the survival show about to die from starvation the cameraman people that bite into the whole kit kat people that pour the milk first people that turn on the shower while they're standing in it life of a philosopher in a nutshell one birth two why three death my small business is struggling due to the pandemic [Music] twelve-year-old dj has equipment seized after raven school toilets girls bathroom boys bathroom my mom games are a waste of time me what level are you on in candy crush my mom learning history to pass school learning history to understand history memes feels sir i'm sorry i cannot turn on my mic i'm getting yelled at by my mother he is sleeping so peacefully would be a shame if something painful were to suddenly happen to him me shake's smallest gift sounds like legos me shakes the biggest gift sounds like legos also me it is acceptable flat earthers fear 2 meter social distancing could push some people over the edge panic 178 when your friend asks you to skip to the next song but you've ran out of socially acceptable music [Music] what do they call karen's in europe americans i'm karen doctor i have some bad news you have a very rare disease me what how rare doctor you get to name it me [Music] nine year old me when my mom refused to stop by mcdonald's even if dad said okay mr beast some small random streamer a million dollars back in the day i would sometimes dress up like a teenage boy named tyler and sell my son weed i would always have to rush home and change back into my mom clothes before my son arrived i'd scream at him all night for buying lead then i would confiscate it and sell it right back to him the next day i honestly believe that sometimes my genius it generates gravity mob you never wear the clothes i buy you the clothes i call upon you cathal who you dare awaken me from my slumber you slept in dude you're late for work oh she's my boss is gonna kill me me with my fresh new socks i got for christmas my brother who got a ps5 fire bender we can shoot lightning earth bender we can manipulate metal water bender we can control the blood in your body air bender if they weren't pacifists in terms of oxygen you have no oxygen me thinking i'm washing the last dish after dinner the dish is on the stove frick the four horsemen of this [Music] 12 year old kid that i killed 10 times in an fps game i would like to award you the highest honor i can bestow hacker choose your fighter samurai knight butcher warrior serotonin in this economy this is it we've found the ultimate specimen of millennial humor hey you have a good freaking christmas every time an american sees news about america are we the shiz whole country me and the boys going to ask our moms if we can have a sleepover this a robbery put all the freaking cuddles in the bag if uncomfortable was a picture me i want to be happy life best i can do is not sad sorry babe the potato nightlight stays on during shreks english traditional english simplified traditional they actually spoke like americans until we won the revolution and then they started faking an accent no it doesn't affect my baby first 12 years later totally forgot the singer for ac dc wasn't a christmas story when you're 18 years old but your dad is giving you that look when the mcdonald's cashier asks how old you are i'm for introverts when they have two fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood this is a freaking nightmare girls during winter boys during winter copy paste using mouse control plus c control plus v control plus cccc control plus v waking up in bed after falling asleep in the car how did we get here everyone is talking about cyberpunk's genitals customization meanwhile legos playstation apple making a car kfc making a console xbox making a fridge when your wife gives the kids socks and t-shirts and you get lego millennium falcon for christmas when your custom character appears in a cut scene girls if your height starts with five you can forget it dutch men who are five meters friend what are you laughing at me nothing my brain ariana grenade when someone needs text to understand a meme what would happen if the earth stopped spinning if i hired two private investigators to follow each other investigator investigator when you see a disclaimer saying don't try this at your home so you try it at neighbor's home sometimes my geniuses it's almost frightening otters show their babies when they are in danger to make the enemy feel mercy 99 of predators when your brother steals your diamonds kids violence is never the answer racism is not bad it's natural selection when you are playing and you're about to rage quit but you remember that the controller you are using costs more than your home anime netflix adaptation when i realize i'm attached to someone well this is going to hurt like a motherfreaker when you hear the discord alert but realize it's from the youtube video you're watching and nobody is texting you lost jobs eviction starvation six hundred dollars when you don't remember if june has 30 or 31 days [Music] when your mom asks why you waste so much mobile data on messenger it's not about the money it's about sending a message when you don't fit in the squad but you're trying to act cool anyway when you can't find something in your room but then your mom finds it in one second more magic frick it me you off them this everybody everything the world everybody santa gives millions of free gifts to kids all over the world kids love your three burnt cookies and a glass of room temperature milk we are even now beach ice brown lol y now he's cool bbb lbl reason beat c me and the boys looking at all the ps5 and xbox peasants after getting the new kfc console when your friend tells you they have a ps5 but you just bought the kfc gaming console signature look of superiority you're as beautiful as the day i lost you pov you wake up on the 1st of january 2021 a pessimist sees a dark tunnel an optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel a realist sees a freight train the train operator sees three idiots standing on the tracks shut up don't forget to turn your camera off kids hi david i wanted to reach out to you following this morning's class i really appreciated your contributions to our discussion but felt that i should follow up with you i noticed that during class you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake normally i would never be one to police my students eating habits but i reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds i'm pretty sure i watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of snake is everything going okay at home is your jaw okay please let me know if i can be of any support best the four horsemen of things that go missing [Music] no matter how wet it is german weather is wetter no you can't just put letters and expect people to know what's going on normie gober x y x y x y x y x y x x me minding my own business while flying meanwhile the baby on the plane screaming until i pass out challenge the school bully introducing me to his friends seven-year-old me who thinks i could actually fight them if queen elizabeth ii is immortal then who was queen elizabeth the first sir this is a wonders i'm going to start a business that's reverse only fans i'm going to find random people and send them pictures of my butthole every 10 minutes until they pay me 15.99 a month to stop stonks when someone has explained something to you seven times and you still don't get it and you hope they forgive how stupid you are me getting socks for christmas at 12. me getting socks for christmas at 20. let's freaking go you see only one present under the tree it's a big present it looks about 15 inch it's oval so it's not a ps5 it's a kf console researching something on the internet random dude on a forum who had the same question 10 years ago amazon wish me 95 percent of the time me one to two days before any big event or gathering our npc cusses at you for almost running him over behold the sanitizer that kills 100 of germs when you google the lyrics of a song and realize you've been singing nonsense for six months seven-year-old me receiving my christmas presents seven-year-old me when the texture of the present is soft [Music] when you post a meme in another language and everyone still understands it noes macho pero es trabajo honesto everyone wakes up with presents under the christmas tree saying from santa kids with dyslexia thanks satan bruce wayne i won't do it alfred sir you have to sing along or it looks suspicious choir jingle bells bruce choking back tears batman smells past tense past participle grew grown flu english teacher math teacher ovid 19 has officially reached every continent on earth plaguing players does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of next year is literally 2021 santa is a communist because he gives away free presents and expects nothing but goodwill in return santa is a capitalist because he exploits selves for cheap labor and lives in a tax-free area santa is an anarchist because he routinely ignores property laws and violates government airspace mob leave the sign in the kitchen where it belongs me you only live once lick the bowl shrek store security me after putting try me stickers on the shrek's toys when you open your christmas gift and it is lego set instead of ps5 i came looking for copper and i found gold best blind characters [Music] people games violence games ghost of tsushima fans head to tsushima island to help restore damaged tory gate rest in peace barack obama he isn't dead but right now it's night time in the u.s so he's probably sleeping who is christmas and why do you want me to marry him my bed when i'm trying to fall asleep my bed when i'm trying to get up maybe i should stop sleeping on bricks i hope it's a ps5 that girl is so cute i wonder what she's listening to when it's christmas and your birthday but your dad only gave you one present but it's a ps5 i'll allow it some fat dude tried to break in last night i chased him away how tough are you how tough am i i work at taco bell so what inside the pentagon ah right this way scientists have discovered that on occasions an octopus will punch a fish for no reason other than spite the octopus maybe i'm an a-hole when you stay up late to catch santa but forget that it's 20 20. 30 years old me receiving lego for christmas business is booming beginning of 2020 it's you end of 2020 despite everything it's still you about to open my present i wonder what's inside fingers crossed for a new ps5 [Music] me comfortably settled inside a warm blanket about to sleep peacefully pee my parents telling me i'm adopted me calling them virgins how your dad enters an argument you're having with your mom and is on your side okay time to sleep memories happen the time i cried on a stage in front of 8 000 people ah a classic haha what an idiot i think that being here with you snuggled up causally warm and safe is the greatest gift i could possibly ask for i think the greatest gift is these virtual reality goggles me drops a pin everyone at the grenade shop here's 10 million taxpayer dollars only use it for gender studies nuclear program pakistan no me we have to put the volume on an even number or multiple of five my friend put sid 269 me it is really loud delivery guy here's your order of five pizzas you must be having a party on christmas me ninety percent risk of transmission thirty percent risk of transmission five percent risk of transmission one point five percent risk of transmission playing easy mode on games is for nose zero percent risk of transmission when i'm giving advice and i start to feel advised by my own advice 1950s people people in the future will be so intelligent people in the future so oh my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yoghurt everyone i'm so glad 2020 is almost over 2021 out of the 26 letters only he got presents for christmas the other letters were naughty felt cute might inject some toxic venom later i don't know when you grab a present on christmas morning and it's an accessory to something you don't have yet me slightly bumps into npc npc hey watch out me so you have chosen death stop doing fraud clean your stuff you're not my mom check this my new bird cool people being picky as hell while eating also people while having shreks i don't know what the hell that is but i'll lick it anyway when you're socially awkward but you still give it a shot gum's gotten minty lately have you noticed christians complaining that non-christians are celebrating christmas you're trying to kidnap what i've rightfully stolen my girlfriend in a fight when it's her fault my girlfriend in a fight when it's my fault teacher never mind guys it's not due today you can bring it tomorrow me oh playstation xbox kfc woman refuses to wear mask at bakery because pants don't block fart smells i'm too flabbergasted to reply to [ __ ] like that grandpa i found this mask in your old stuff did you work in a hospital sit down boy i'm gonna tell you a weird story girls like guys are so insensitive they can never understand pain every guy in 100 meters when another guy gets hit in the nuts six-year-old me randomly wondering what if everybody is a robot except me [Music] breaking news ovid vaccine enlarges pain breaking news vaccination rate jumps to 100 percent i'm tired omg hello tired omg i'm dad i would laugh but i'm too tired to laugh hello to tired to laugh i'm dad i'll freaking do it again task failed successfully girls what kind of boy do you like six feet six figures blue eyes etc etc boys what kind of girl do you like breathing press f2 pay respects do you ever cook something in the microwave but it's still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction please note the post-apocalyptical fiction section has been moved to current affairs red what tasks were you doing i did card wiring read my goals are beyond your understanding second monitor what is my purpose you're only used for discord oh my god when i open terminal in front of non-iit people will you please listen i'm not a hacker not 90 people he is the hacker my co-workers my manager who said if anyone wants to go home early me clocking the frick out what day of october is it it's christmas what it's the 25th of december what girls with earphones backbenchers having a dinner party me drawing in my notebook guy with a freaking laptop teacher i didn't bring christmas to bikini bottom spongebob you did sandy who told spongebob about christmas what people enjoy based on age adults having family times and raising their kids teenagers hanging out talking with friends and gaming kids talking trash in the xbox lobby babies breathing is fun go i need 2p her friends we need to pee opening the box of my new toy my dad eight years old me texting my usa girlfriend merry christmas at 2am i'm uk merry christmas babe it's the 24th dumbass remember gangnam style this was eight years ago feel old yet and what would you like for christmas little boy i want to be a grown-up no problem in fact we can start right now i'm not real seeing my girl naked seeing my girl naked wearing christmas stockings when you spend a long time wrapping gifts but the scissors don't glide even once pain changes people teacher no eating in class kids at the back of class grandma what you want for christmas my dear me nice rooms for my car grandma say no more when your friend returns your electric razor but his beard isn't shaved oh boy i sure hope it's a kfc console pokemane breeze the internet sony ps5 xbox series x kfc console you can stop the trolley at any time but there is an infinite amount of people on the tracks meaning that no matter how long you wait to stop the trolley effectively zero percent of the total amount of people die so anything you do is mathematically inconsequential or go full speed this is brilliant but i like this atheists on december 25th when no gifts evolved under their science mastery [Music] me when i get angry me explaining why i got angry [Music] come in here and say that again i'll freak your shoes up dry boy leg have an iceland beach santa when the house doesn't have a chimney when you get killed in an online match by a kf console user love to see how old companies make a successful rebranding like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Length: 23min 29sec (1409 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 27 2020