-500 IQ MOVE - DANK DOODLE MEMES V698

how i think i look on my halloween costume how i actually look when the hero is about to fall off a cliff his friend who disappeared at the beginning of the movie the teacher explaining the class subject explaining the homework talking about his divorce 10 years ago me goodbye gramps i'll visit you soon again my grandpa you will stranger hey pal you what look up why kim jong moon ah sorry pal for me it's kim jong noon six more hours you'll see it kim jong soon can't leave my house haven't left it since kim jong joon that sucks bro he is speaking the language of gods when you hear that you can vote to make this a real lego set [Music] remember this location okay i'll remember that what did i ask you to remember i remember you told me this location me google in 2016 a suicide bomber with explosives in his laptop boarded a darlow airlines flight intending to destroy the aircraft 20 minutes after takeoff the explosives detonated blasting a hole in the plane and instantly sucking the bomber out he was the only fatality congratulations you played yourself when you correct the teacher's statement on a historical event because you were literally there what is heavier a 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers the answer is the feathers 200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds when you finally confessed to your crush and she admits she likes you back your alarm clock person a drunken mind speaks a sober heart me drunk as frick me east charger kylie jenner bravely ditches lashes fake nails and hair extensions during quarantine 11 billion miles from earth the voyager 2 probe continues its surge to find out who the frick cares my face when i start working out thinking it would help with depression but now i'm just baff and depressed 68 traffic deaths this year my friend don't you dare me you have math test you didn't study for it's open notes you can't read your own handwriting well frick when you find a weird armor but it has the best stats teacher what comes after 8 team microsoft 9 teacher why did you write 10 then movies when the spaceship gets a small hole in it reality astronaut plunged leak in space station with his finger before crew used tape to patch up hole caused by a meteorite two faces detected low light conditions hey that's not freaking okay me after five minutes in math class brain are you bored me yes brain do it then me picture taken on earth of an object 1.36 billion kilometers away meanwhile back on earth samwell l jackson 2 teach swearing master class if enough people vote promotes democracy mother frick early only people who got betrayed will understand [Music] what would you do if you were invisible for one day the bank robber my alabama uncle extrovert people me who's been invisible my whole life alcohol is gay because when you're drunk you can't think straight we did it boys alcoholism is no more you must be truly desperate to come to me for help imposter of the vent what is your wisdom i'm sorry and my bad mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral the all-knowing hexagon he can answer all of your questions what's the square root of 906 31.0644 does my dad love me yes where do nerf darts go when you and your friend say the exact same thing at the exact same time imposter tourists be like hold up 1947 indians leave our country british fine indians you will girls with the time machine i'm your granddaughter really boys with the time machine some guys will show up on your lands in a couple of years frick them up yes oh what the frick is going on now that's it i'm going back to when things were decent lenny in 2008 traveling back in time like a boss babe i have good news and bad news bad news first the penguin pooped in the tub we don't own a penguin and now the good news why i go to the movies why everybody else goes apparently swim in the sea i need to go pee i'll open my door with my guard house key girls with hoodies boys with hoodoos assassins creed rogue the girls bathroom i love you i promise i'm on your team the boys bathroom nice [ __ ] thanks bro grew it myself this rat had no brain and it somehow lived a normal life my mom didn't raise a quitter she raises someone afraid of failure so much they don't even start something my friend stole a stack of my diamonds and this is what he used it on well i just wanna say that i'm a huge fan white came from the same way the body was i mean brown it's not me who asked duster brownstead you didn't think that through did you pro-life boomer what if your mom boarded you millennials i wish she did i saw this photo on instagram of a house in the country this must be what it looks like inside crayola's new markers designed to be impossible to connect end to end to prevent kids from making lightsabers in class 2020 and now you have officially carried it too far buddy when you ask a girl out there's a 50 chance that she'll say yes you can increase these odds to 100 by carrying a handgun women love guys who can protect themselves bonus points if you shoot near her as you'll see that you can handle the weapon well and love you even more hold up please listen to me listen to me the doctor was not the imposter there's a guy in portland who plays a set of bagpipes that shoot flames while dressed as darth vader and riding a unicycle is it possible to learn this power when you're explaining the history of beyblades but the cop interrupts you and asks why you haven't paid your taxes since 2004 we get there when we get there why aren't you answering sorry i dropped my phone and i can't find it i'll text you when i find it okay you find it yet no okay let me know when you do [Music] when you're playing seven days to die and it's day seven and you know your base won't hold up to the horde and akin start panicking i don't have a plan akin that smell could it be mama yes it's soup soup soup soup soup soup he really loves soup soup time youtubers 70 of you viewers aren't subscribed shut how the world will end 10 year old raised over 315 dollars for bulletproof vests for police dogs when ten-year-old brady snakovsky found out police dogs don't automatically get issued bulletproof vests he knew he had to do something about it everyone liked that well this is awkward mercury venus mars jupiter saturn uranus neptune pluto earth dear mario tell luigi he still owes me like 20 bucks peach dear peach beach i don't owe you shiz luigi over 59k people points fans at hurricane irma in an attempt to blow it away disappointed but not surprised the blonde girl was so basic that if you dropped her in industrial grade acid she'd balance the ph me who doesn't know what that is when lactose intolerant people find out they live in milky way frick how sucking do you one time make me gay if i cook one time am i a freaking chef it's hard to argue with his assessment how i feel trying to understand all the among us memes oh so you like math name every number negative infinity infinity imaginary numbers i need to speak to the manager i'm the manager you are being followed you take a different route but are still being followed it may be a crewmate you are not playing among us proof i'm not the imposter whoa everyone in the meeting this is worthless when you realize that you probably won't be able to go trick-or-treating this year because of orona virus the saddest spook in the west when she sucks your d and then kisses you ham so that's what i taste like six-year-old me looking down at my mom while she's screaming she's going to beat my ass if i don't come down just letting you know that jeremy clarkson is only two years older than tom cruise 60 years old 58 years old my parents he'll mature as he grows up me then now careful my husband is suspecting us suspecting what do i even know you i'm her husband you are out of my suspects list what the hell i'm sorry my husband was using my cell phone to test you luckily you haven't said anything what could i say i don't even know you this is still her husband i wanted to confirm detective you can't disappoint your family if you've never made them proud in the first place have you seen a little white beach with blonde hair she broke my son's chair [Music] bar graph of how much door i've painted when everyone is talking about your 94 year old wife but you are 99 years old and just as immortal as her angry prince philip noises taps everywhere else taps in the uk to whoever keeps destroying this toilet you have great health insurance go see a doctor and if not a doctor maybe an exorcist go poop in a field with the other buffalo what the hell happened here teacher your assignment was on a war of your choice me yes teacher then what is the fourth great ninja war this kid made the famous iron man suit using just papers we will watch your career with great interest dear santa why do all my toys say made in china i guess even you can't abstain from the allure of cheap labor knowing going to capitalist pig josh this whole show was on drugs courage you know i can't hear you without my glasses please wear a mask i don't care about the virus you're just really ugly and i don't want to look at your face when you fart in an elevator and successfully blame it on someone else victory i'd like to return this it's unused this is your diploma cash is fine vegans when they haven't been able to tell someone they are vegan for more than 15 minutes [Music] delta turns flight around after multiple passengers refused to wear masks i'll turn this dampers around the four of it personality types spotted at the local grocery store believes in science denies science doesn't understand science believes in magic i love honey but do you know what i love more you piglet you seem kinda tasty 15 minutes later you saw nothing the rock refuses to confirm whether he's sedimentary igneous or metamorphic all right then keep your secrets karen superhero comics inspire violence superhero comics cow moo read the part again where she burns her [ __ ] mouth on my porridge rub my face on the floor [Music] i was looking at ocean videos and pictures and i came across this ice giants anyone hey uh watcher got there a smoothie me added a new ram module on my pc chrome you can't defeat me i know but he can i can balance my body on my boner and spin like a beyblade no one can defeat me wait it was always a real image always has been how many other lives have i been told by the council casting director for cuties will you let us film your 11 year old daughter doing shrek shall dances for this casting parents yeah sure casting director you will dora can you help me find boots five-year-old me stares at the screen silently dora incredible job superheroes after destroying the whole country to kill the villain protect send me a pic i'm a model and that's my fave photo you're so cute thanks when the game has a black loading screen and i see my reflection in the monitor golden retriever comes home with a baby koala whose life she just saved this does put a smile on my face today is wednesday what's so special about wednesday you ask nothing i just like wednesdays the four horsemen of invisibility me and group chats when you know who joined discord just by the sound of opening their mouth two faces detected low light conditions me says something clever my parents meet the belt groomer what the frick did you just bring upon this cursed land when cancer is so easy that you are already in stage four write your name in reverse it's your demon name people named bob maybe i'm a monster rapper raps about shrek's drugs money and murder wins award rapper i wanna thank god for the inspiration god street cats i will fight a pack of raccoons to defend my honor house cats i drank some milk and threw up on your bed sir i'm telling you speed is relative milk tastes better in a glass than a plastic cup an epileptic kid talks shiz about me next to the light switch hey the pupil of your eye can expand as much as 55 while looking at something you love me looking at rtx 3090 me looking at my wallet come on boy do your business hahaha look at that weirdo with his pet rock what a loser down boy bad rock when you have a big heart but a small johnson [Music] europeans lmao dumb americans who can only speak one language uk chaps what's in my bag keep searching boys we gotta find who the frick asked when you take a bomb selfie so you put it on all your social medias and make it your profile picture for everything coming soon in your mom's mouth you're from syria the only thing coming your way is the next airstrike what the frick did you just say for guys among us i don't know what but something ain't right mom so this new medicine is administered differently 10 year old me different how mob what has helped you during sad times chicken not all wisdom can be taught checkmate flat earthers all of you get out accept you you stay 720p in 2010 720p in 2020 gay people when they see someone hot homo erectus well well well how the turntables a tom and jerry best friends tom and jerry are best friends but tom has to pretend to hate jerry in order to protect jerry so tom's owner doesn't replace tom with a cat that actually wants to kill jerry me and my friend who live their whole lives with a lie popular actors and their childhood photos everyone expects a rick roll but wake me up wake me up inside i can't wake up wake me up inside save me i used to think actual jokes were funny now this has me laughing for 30 minutes juice [Music] i understand these [ __ ] so much now left your shirt here which one this one take it off crush replying in seven days me replying in 0.007 seconds my self-respect the mandalorian half a man half delorean your program is still running do you want to kill it oh boy here i go killing again these chokers are so cute omg hello i'm here for a job interview great and do you have experience yes this is my 20th interview coca-cola people won't buy a rocane in a bottle people yes yes i will coca-cola you will when you change your sexuality too by shrek shall so mario won't call you gay bowser but he now says bye bye their meth lab is burning down and the cop sirens are getting closer elmo shanks his assistant in the spleen and escapes to the sewers below when someone tells you that your iq is equal to room temperature people who use celsius people who use fahrenheit people who use kelvin the teacher watching me do ten plus three in my head without showing work jesus christ science said it couldn't be done our black triplets and his wife says it's because he eats too much chocolate you're not just wrong you're stupid nobody schalke is in minecraft [Music] nobody is born cool except of course the person who invented stonks intellect when you try to make a joke and your parents turn it into a lecture a simple math problem me finding the most confusing way of solving it what do you want to be for halloween yours yeah that would be pretty scary haha dead british people be like i'm brief we just say the tea in a very high pitch that americans cannot hear after the incident in boston we always hide our teas going to hospitals and putting half eaten sandwiches in coma patients hands to give their family home this guy satan slaps ruth this bad boy can go up to 2 000 revolutions i mean it france you gotta bomb those numbers up those are rookie numbers there is one impostor among us why do you ride a horse like that it's not a horse it's a unicorn hold the frick up when you begin to realize you might have adopted a polar bear and not a dog loyal dog dies 15 minutes after owner last battle with cancer i know you're scared of being alone so i followed i love honey but do you know what i love more the person reading this he's a kind and handsome boy the girl's reading that he a little confused but he got the spirit me i'm ma get these grades and get my education me watching the lights flickering class nine-year-old me seeing a bad guy acting a good guy in another movie for the first time how rude of you not to invite me to something i didn't want to go to all right as soon as i get home i'm gonna get all my shoes done me as soon as i get home other people dreams i kissed my crush my dreams obama stopped the obama stop the car i don't want to go to brazil bacteria when i use an antibacterial hand wash americans dutch meme is this german nade it is patrick what do you plan to do during lockdown we already had it we've had one yes but what about second lockdown three rules no wishing for death no falling in love no bring back dead people what was scar's name before he got the scar that's not a wish jesus rio de janeiro schools have you ever been stressed 24 7 me no would you like to kids in 2055 when they see that there's a different history unit for every week of 2020. when you make a crank meme because you know everyone loves crank memes cracks the beginning of the song the part of the song they used for the commercial the end of the song stainless so that was a freaking lie what is the strangest thing you've done for cash work 40 plus hours a week every legend has a weakness samson achilles me latinas teacher i want to be able to hear a pin drop the quiet kid wanting her to be happy realizing you aren't part of that happiness soldier 1 what year is it soldier 2 50 bc soldier 1 what does bc stand for soldier 2 before christ soldier 1 who is christ soldier too i don't have a freaking clue me and my dad arguing me making great points that i'm your financial support pikachu you slam shower bed not wanting to get in but once in not wanting to get out crewmate there is one imposter among us uh can i get a light roast cashier you've got no tits but i'd still smash the internet me toy story 3 came out over a decade ago me yes so glad i grew up with this and not this madden players fifa players 2k players mlb the show players cod players mario players playing the same shoes every year i need both hands professor palmer ray palmer okay it's happening it's happening stay calm when there are only five minutes left for the exam and you have two letters and an essay left random [ __ ] go me doing the dishes while listening to songs about drugs guns money and shreks like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks [Music]

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Length: 26min 0sec (1560 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 18 2020