DANK DOODLE MEMES V754

this is the ideal male body you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like me pissing at a dark grassy area a random frog jack the ripper bob the builder dora the explorer having the same middle name speak english this is america don't tell me what to do this is a free country karen's i'm not like other girls i do sport i do a lot of fencing y'all i have a nice dark hair i'm male my name is a nego montoya you killed my father prepare to die well that escalated quickly how the 12 year old me felt like when wearing a hoodie the lyrics degrades women the women in the music video [Music] australians on my world it means hope muhammad the most common first name james the most common middle name one the most common last name muhammad james wang a very rare name when you set the volume to four and it's too soft but five is too loud when the gps says you arrive at nine but you get there at 8 59 the laws of time are mine i'd rather to do this than go out to the party can i go now guys sigh oh shooting star i wish i was rich ha man becomes instant millionaire when one million four hundred thousand pound meteorite crashes through his roof it's enough to make a grown man cry fox found with impressive shoe collection in berlin behold my stuff video conferencing that doesn't suck zoom dot us pretty sure it does dad why my name is rtx 3090 google sends gifts to indonesian baby named google cardi b named woman of the year by billboard she is in fact the woman of the year because this year was jesus freak i fricked your sister same salmonella in bean hi guys i was cooking last night making some chicken breasts i had spilled some soda on my pants so i was cooking without pants on i was moving some trays around and i accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor but it hit my peen before it hit the floor this morning my peen seems like it is inflamed and the pee hole hurts if i touch it is it possible i got salmonella poisoning you freaked those chicken breasts didn't you you freaked the raw chicken didn't you you did my life sucks bro you think your life is tough these are siamese twins so only one is gay they share the same ass are a whole town stalked by giant two meter tall 95 kilo kangaroo with a tornier who emerges from the bushes to terrorize dog walkers and golfers [Music] when you google human clothes and buy the first outfit that comes up you'll over hype the graphics florida man charged with involving eight-year-old boying crime spree i don't want him to be soft the dad the boy youtube will run ads on smaller creators videos without paying them thomas had never seen such [ __ ] before [Music] this man was cleaning snake infested water and doran guten gave him a hand because he thought the man had some troubles you are a good ape thank you your generation are addicted to technology and get offended by everything it was your generation that invented the technology we use and you raised us this way feminism is the advocacy of equal rights for men and women toxic women who think that women are superior to men are misandrists ivanka trump blamed a fart on her classmates when she was a teenager if you call this journalism i swear by allah that i will shoot myself right here 14 year old white girls when they cyber bully someone into suicide after he made a slightly controversial joke about his own race mrs obama i've done it i stopped racism this frozen live action looks so realistic something's wrong i can feel it scratch my back please where russia and brazil i think we can skip this one tomorrow international wednesday november 19th the lion the witch and the audacity of this beach the perfect blanket doesn't exist pizza hut is launching a weighted blanket what do you call a blessed blanket holy sheet the return of the king when i was six my sister was half my age now i'm 70 how old's my sister 35 let's have a hard one next time please happy to use your intelligence a heart-shaped lightning strike during a thunderstorm over france hi i'm thor and you're watching disney channel i just want someone to love me the way this hamster loves olives my girlfriend mad i frecked her twin like how the frick was i supposed to know you'll look exactly the same and now she trying to say i should have known cause he got a d [Music] people i can't believe the pope liked a model's instagram photo me i'm just happy this pope is into legal aged women and not little boys holy music stops when the company wants you to have 20 years of experience before the age of 22. moana is better than frozen change my mind the teacher very angrily did you take the dictionary from my table me telling the truth no also me cracks a little smile for no reason my brain you're an idiot my whole outfit the socks when you want to kill person with diabetes game press l three and r three seven year old me house range there is no l3 and r3 here i understand several human words you don't understand any of my barks i may be smarter than you does anybody else rinse their pizza before they eat it did you know there is a kind of mushroom that a fetum only wants is enough to feed a person until the end of his life the guy who wrote this after trying it [Music] when i grow up i'm gonna be a dragon you can't be a dragon jeff 40 years later four wonders of the modern engineering how biblical angels are portrayed how biblically appropriate angels look like me to any chess opponent after they make a move you outsmarted me you hi stranger 41 female you 22 male you are you horny stranger i'm too old stranger a little you then go to horny jailbonk virginity is cool remain pure thanos reality can be whatever i want also fairness reality is often disappointing whatever i want is often disappointing search is how to get rid of bullies google tell an adult bing hire a samurai nobody life hack videos when you wake up early for the online class at 7 00 am but the teacher cancels it me studying law from a random video game me studying history the boss who just killed me for the 100th time me about to summon my level 9999 friend what are the mario brothers views on anti-maskers luigi says wear your mask or i come with gas mario says i agree with luigi this time when the ads load but the memes don't me gaming girlfriend learning the game so she can spend more time with me a few moments later my girlfriend gaming me watching her too be sure she didn't miss anything this onion won't make me cry the voice of cole from ninjago died today hey what's that 69 emoji in your bio mean ha this emoji right here what that mean it just kinda had me curious cancer oh she's i'm so sorry i don't know how long have you had it i hope you beat it for real for real he a little confused but he got the spirit you reply way too fast lmao sorry i can't even put the phone down yeah well no one talks to me like ever yes now shut up all these template are just the same blue power red power green power one madagascar gladoguska sadaguska out tagastra not a fast car quite a fast car hindu people that don't get upset if you eat beef vegans that call you a murder second grade me to the class i can count to 100 c 1 2 skip a few 99 100 the class she's just went from zero to 100 real freaking quick heaven flights the future is now old man pope francis wears custom anime coat while in japan me my older brother coming to beat the bully when you're an adult but you feel like a kid faking their way through life h2o molecules at zero degrees celsius h2o molecules at 0.01 degrees celsius i got kiwill goth girlfriend remember kiwi and his goth girlfriend well now she's his goth wife and they have four beautiful half goth babies friend you free to play right now me who got five homework do and three tests to study for tomorrow yeah i've got time original paco lupa lupito fake xavier how dare you stand where he stood today is the 19th of november which means today is international wednesday i want every king reading this to know that you matter and a loved have a nice day international men's day men who didn't know it existed how anti-social are you i can stay in my room for three days without getting bored as long as i have food and a good internet are you kidding me that's insultingly low nobody chickens in every joke i'm about to cross a road colleges kid who can cure cancer kid who can throw a ball very far the technological advancement we all need super schooner glass unveiled in australia to help you carry four beers back to your table person who invented the super schooner einstein 2013 off to a good start 2014 i think i'm getting it 2015 developing my dark humor 2016 i don't understand anymore 2017 meme culture is confusing 2018 i'm too old to keep up with the zoomers 2019 what even is this 2020 okay now you guys are just messing with me emma watson has announced that she is not single she is self-partnered single self-partnered google's logo on international women's day google's logo on international wednesday look at that simp when you drink 12 cans of red bull every day so you could get wings but you got type 2 diabetes instead so that was a freaking lie gal gadot was five months pregnant four parts of filming wonder woman she wore a green screen on her belly so the bump could be removed in post-production the baby inhales happy men's day my kings imposters crewmates picking up my shirt from the ground with my hand using my leg to flick it up a young boy who had just stolen his father's car and crashed it takes one final puff on his cigarette before facing the consequences 1974. mad lad 100 when the shampoo says damage repair but you are still broken the fact that head and shoulders doesn't have a body wash called knees and toes disappoints me almost as much as i disappoint my parents how could we have been so blind the cow from dora says don't do coke in the bathroom breaking news coke rate drops to zero percent elementary high school college job market yeah i'm shy but i'm not this shy i'm this shy same minecraft players in the middle of a battle everyone google why is my p red at 6 pm gmt on december 1st confuse the hell out of search algorithms you son of a beach i'm in feeling sick any other year feeling sick in 2020 finding out you have the flu any other year finding out you have the flu in 2020 when you call shotgun but the kidnappers still put you in the trunk [Music] does unlockable mean able to be unlocked or unable to be locked my birthday on the 1st of december me after realizing that more than 500k people will be nothing on my birthday if masks were necessary for our survival as a species we would have evolved one by now we haven't we have noses and mouths we have airways it is not natural for people to go around with face masks on in their general life and no amount of government propaganda can change that karen waiting for her face to grow a mask me waiting for my feet to grow nike bill gates let's make more vaccines you will put microchips in our bodies and track us elon musk i will literally put a microchip in your brain lmao nice small cat chases away elephant that wandered into garden looking for food you know i'm something of tiger myself google translate added a turkey option i'm wanted for 17 war crimes gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble poultry verified my girlfriend her friend saying what if zelda was a girl me introverts preparing over the summer to say their name and one interesting fact about them on the first day of school you are a hard level mimo if you see this pretty sure it was easy alcohol doesn't hurt my baby 18 years later my pc has built delphine bath water cooling fear has two meanings forget everything and run or face everything and rise the choice is yours forget everything and run face everything and rise fart everywhere and run frick everything and reproduce feed ecstasy and rave fire engine always red fridge evolves and runs if i catch whoever is putting loaves of bread in the toilet we are going to break your freaking arms vince i have done nothing but teleport bread for three days why does my teacher keep asking me out on a date please just take the hint date i don't like you like that sorry date please i'm 17 don't ever use the word smart with me a fortune teller told me that in 12 years time i'd suffer terrible heartbreak so to cheer myself up i bought a puppy woman men always think about shranks man if my son becomes a priest should i call him father if i clean a vacuum cleaner am i a vacuum cleaner if i mix two toothpastes together will every dentist agree or will two of them disagree shreks does it hurt yes well quit saying metal music is just noise or i'll punch you again don't be sorry be better you only fail if you give up people are the real monsters demon girls love pancakes cannabis is on page 420 of this botany textbook there are no accidents master rugby i got an a in chem wtf well done mom what do you think wtf means well that's fantastic when it's nintendo wii's 14th birthday and no one is celebrating sadly noises security level ultramax pro legendary harvard yo you want a scholarship me mute zoom and sneezes zoom you are muted me interesting hot moms in my area according to abs on pirate sites does your lip gloss taste like it smells you wanna find out sure virginity is my passion i hate you wish i'd never been born my stretch marks are gone and your hair is back and look my wallet is full of money two pilots are under investigation for allegedly altering their flight path to draw a peen in the sky meanwhile the passengers using the flight radar tool interesting hey i did it did what i took your advice and watched some anime i love them oh good thanks again you're welcome social life destroyed doggy school dropout police dog fired for being too friendly my parents at age 25 let's have a baby yes me at age 25 i love bulbasaur shrek 5 release date 680 days 16 hours 52 minutes and 16 seconds the return of the king 2020 is not the worst year it is the worst year so far my girlfriend her friend saying that batman is her favorite marvel superhero me when your mom says no but your dad says yes odin is with us woke up no ps5 no girlfriend no haircut no good morning text no 401 k hungry as hell just another day in the life finally two punch man there's no such thing as men's day 85 percent of homeless are men 70 of homicide victims are men 40 of domestic abuse victims are men on average serve 64 longer in prison are less likely to report mental and physical illness 76 of suicides are men 287 comments a slap activated butt lamp that turns on when you slap it invest fifty dollars whatever you want baby can you give me 100 stonks when you're an adult and you hear kids saying that they can't wait to grow up the preso shreks winning a lottery the phone charger being long enough to reach your bed me leaving my pc turned on when i go to work random rank up in cs go me what the frick how my cat i need new people in my life also me new people diary 31 humiliation diary 30 superman is coming to school okay so jerry is using airpads as speakers in the new tom and jerry trailer girls be like stop comparing me to objects then post me or the ps5 noodle shop owner arrested after putting opium in noodles so customers get addicted i was a businessman doing business me when i feel a chest pain today's the day when you check your profile and have followers who are you people slow internet is more frustrating than no internet change my mind both both sucks mods are asleep make pole look like a d left nut d right nut i love democracy 5g towers 5g towers according to karen 400 calories of oil 400 calories of chicken 400 calories of vegetables 400 calories of communism what you learned in high school what you should have learned according to your college teacher what are you a worker and we outnumber you i'm just going to watch shrek in my head as a little kid i was so damn obsessed with shrek i mean the kind of obsessed where i'd watch it over and over again days in a row it was all i ever wanted to watch it got to the point where i had memorized it word for word and beat four beat this meant that somehow i could watch it in my head timed perfectly no fast forwarding no skipping now this was fine for car trips and such because my dad would be like hey do you want some coloring into do and i'd be like now i'm going to what shrek in my head occasionally my dad would ask where i was up to in the movie just to check on me you're probably thinking how that's weird but cool i guess wrong sort of it got so bad that i'd watch it in my head at night before i went to sleep my dad would literally check on me at night notice i was blankly staring up at the ceiling and have to yell stop watching shrek and go to sleep is it possible to learn this power name a character that went through more pain than her i'll wait i was born with glass bones and paper skin every morning i break my legs and every afternoon i break my arms at night i'll lay in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep when you get up after spending 46 minutes on the toilet looking at memes free the nipple movement women can now legally go top less in six states oh my god that's awesome where boyce introverted girls wondering why the hell girls go to the bathroom in big groups me actually playing the video game my little brother with the unconnected remote corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture they are the same picture two four four four six six six six six eight eight eight eight eight eight eight your week one two three four five six seven eight i'm you party at my house on friday don't come if you're ugly how can you host a party that you won't attend magdalenaleco build a statue honouring the man who killed hitler 923 618 have signed let's get to 1 million wait a second moon landing is fake it was just cgi cgi in 2001. when you're on a crusade and remember that mama packed you a treat google translate english to australian hello oh and famous people life is full of endless opportunity my life teacher discuss your answers with the person next to you me and the person next to me [Music] girls i can't believe he didn't cry at the titanic do men even have feelings boys [Music] me sneezes my mask nintendo employees driving home after making mario kart why do boys live less than us ham i don't even know boys punching myself in the balls until i'm famous day four i'll stop making jokes about mental illness when mental illness stops making a joke out of me when it's too hot outside and you hit that air-conditioned entrance at the grocery store would you rather wake up to your wafer every single day or find the cure to offered 19 some of you may die but that is a sacrifice i'm willing to make you talking mad horny for someone in bond distance me draws this meme instead of studying my marks not stocks when i saw this i just realized that the americas sideways looked like a duck i understood this peace was never an option math some maniac letters the streamer misses a world record speed run by two seconds and starts crying the chat nasa fixes hubble gyroscope by turning it off and on again you know i'm something of a scientist myself like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos [Music] thanks

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Id: bUKc3rYBIOc

Length: 26min 15sec (1575 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 21 2020