DANK DOODLE MEMES V965

tick-tock kids on their weights have caused hundreds of dollars in property damage for 12 views [Music] me it's okay to be a person struggling with productivity during a prolonged crisis my brain not you though me not me though never ask a woman her age a man his salary minions which villain they served to in 1933 to 1945. so apparently some of you guys think i can't be mario to prove you wrong i'm gonna go kill some turtles y'all android users just broke lmao also her sniper uses pulling out pistols because the enemy is too close shotgun users pulling out pistols because the enemy is too far who i felt bad for as a kid who i feel bad for now when you're trying to have dinner but your sister is watching tick tocks and you hear the same audio 50 times in a row i don't know who chris pratt is and at this point i'm afraid to ask galaxy fold introduces new feature where you can use three apps at the same time pc users walking out of your exam and you know you failed my breadwinning wife me explaining why i need four thousand dollars to build myself a new pc to give my old one to our son our three-year-old son with no clue what the frick is going on but hyped for dad you text your professor at an ungodly hour he calls you a minute later people making an argument about why emojis are bad if students thoroughly read my online syllabus they'll find an easter egg to send a picture of an otter for extra credit i forget that i've done this until i start receiving emails titled all [Music] if the world ends in 2050 there won't be for 2069 me wondering what the 20th month is [Music] card gets rejected baba range of honey bees what the heck are they doing in the sea [Music] gta 5 ps3 gta 5 ps4 gta 5 ps5 guys get it normal day home alone i feel like i downloaded the wrong live action pokemon movie hello peter hey peter first song of the day stairway to heaven highway to hell that moment when you're the only one in the party without a partner your new password cannot be the same as your old password me who's been trying the old password for the past hour do not spell squidward backwards worst mistake of my life teacher the test isn't that confusing the test i don't know how to describe it but the peas are upside down me my fricked up sense of humor that one easily offended girl me thinks boyfriend is mad because he's being very quiet me what you're thinking about him about how bike tires are made ladies we gotta stop worrying what boys are thinking because nine times out of ten if some dumb shits like this this is my school uniform reject bonk return to horny doctor you're pregnant girl no my mom's gonna kill me baby lmao same when you get your second ovid vaccine but you still don't have free wi-fi those bastards lied to me when the customer tells you to have a nice day after harassing you for 15 minutes [Music] the dump i took 40 minutes ago waiting patiently for me to quit scrolling and press the handle when you can't go back to sleep but can't get out of bed either you won't let me live you won't let me die when you hear another variation of ovid might delay college again don't do that don't give me hope man stole 122 million dollars from facebook and google by simply sending them random bills which they paid this man is a hero when they say you look just like your mother one thousand dollar bonus included in paycheck taxes when you say bye to someone and both of you leave in the same direction i fear no man but that thing it scares me i love honey but you know what i don't love how hard it is to fall asleep how the frick do y'all do it my dog when someone knocks on the door [Music] the letter x has more use in math than in the english language he's out of line but he's right if a girl gets in my car the next destination is the shreks me i never lose medusa staring contest go me turns to stone medusa haha i thought you wait what the freak me i never lose are you two friends minecraft yes terraria yes apple also apple this is the best iphone we made 19 year old me looking at my dad realizing i'm also gonna turn up bald lie down try not to cry cry a lot the six girls you'll date in college me in my final year of college where are they don't worry son it'll be very fun chicken snadwich 399 a small price to pay for snadwich my kidnappers returning me back after listening to me talk about among us for two hours mom aren't you going to eat dinner me now i'm not hungry also me at 12 a.m your manager coming three words for this [Music] sitting on crinkly paper waiting for the doctor like cdc stay six feet away from each other introverts do you ever see one of these and think what the hell happened here my husband and i decided we don't want to have children we will be telling them tonight parents later that night casually approach child i'm telling you ron these things are better than magic wands depression horny thank you friend can a ninja throw a star sure he can [Music] the shrek's drive of pandas is notoriously low they often prefer eating to procreating you know i'm something of a panda myself spock i need you to swear to me frick you jim i meant like a promise oh my little cousin the video game i'm playing bank this works with mutual trust also banks not a body seems legit when you don't believe in your own product i robot problem alzheimer's is that my wife or should i pay her so you aren't color blind name every color marty alex marty alex marty alex marty oh sugar honey iced tea sugar honey iced tea i see what you did their dream works making account use a name as a kid versus making a count username as an adult king explosion murder shoto woman i matched with online who is the ceo of midsize company me showing her all my funny memes six year old me thinking this cleaned my shoes you're adopted so i'm the chosen one me does anything at all my future self looking back at it dies from cringe scientists when an asteroid narrowly misses earth by 37 million kilometers [Music] jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate halloween i guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors you ever realized that buildings don't make us any heavier cause all the materials were already on it villain increase security you never know when the hero will arrive the hero's car me in 2020 me in 2021 uh i really like men that think ahead me i already drank a litre of pineapple juice what me what me grandma can you make me a sandwich grandma when you realize the statue of mona lisa looks like keith urban just set up all the nice guys with the not like other girls mother puts a post of kids saying such a gorgeous handsome boy gonna break so many hearts the kid driving instructor okay now you have to turn on the car me kisses the steering wheel driving instructor me trying to slide in her dms 33 other guys have you ever been so stressed that relaxing makes you more stressed because you're not working on what's making you stressed me literally anytime i'm holding a tv remote after all why not why shouldn't i slide off the battery cover peter activist claims impregnation with gorilla sea men the peter activist claimed that she got herself fertilized with the sea men of an endangered species for the sake of conservation i will burn this planet down before i spend another minute living among these animals the main character spongebob lives inside a giant pineapple how do you think he acquired that house through jihad i wonder if gordon ramsay ever says frickit and microwaves himself 12 pizza rolls at 2 a.m just because i'm canadian does not mean i'm sorry okay i'm sorry but not because i'm canadian when your girl says she doesn't want anything from mcdonald's but you turn your head over and find her like this human in danger robbers actual apocalypse the fridge opening installing hidden cameras is my passion the camera [Music] can you keep a capibara as a pet a capibra can be trained and when trained properly can live in a home with other companion animals like dogs and cats people have reported that they make very nice pets ferb i know what we are gonna do today nobody absolutely nobody girls on instagram [Music] what's the first thing you would do with a time machine me this is not what he wanted my hair after i don't take a shower for one day [Music] uh my boyfriend is 6'4 and can bench 350 he'll beat your ass me okay and game developers who fix bugs game developers who don't fix bugs game developers who convert bugs into new features when you work super hard to become a mainstream director and finally get to film your favorite actress naked when i'm scratching my balls with my phone and suddenly see live 1473 viewers the nights we think we would be the nights we'd actually be on september 11 we honor a hero bill morrow who on september 11 2001 bowled a perfect game i'm a cashier i work as a currency exchange engineer for a multi-billion dollar company [Music] the last avid zulu variant surrenders to the u.n space force effectively marking an end to the war on ovid clinder though 25 54 people remembering the 9 11 terrorist attack me because it's my birthday a bunch of mutated plants protecting the neighbor's house from brain loving and heads a complicated time travelling story about a man so insane he forgot taco bell exists and instead go back in time with a high-tech rv to reconsume his taco meanwhile the zombies now sentient are repeatedly trying to stop him from creating a paradox a bunch of mutated plants protecting the neighbor's house from brain loving and deads bible kill count not including the flood satan 10 got 2 million four hundred and seventy six thousand six hundred and thirty three got how bad can i be when you originally had to watch one at then two and now for some freaking reason it's three it's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with pcs in 30 years 2021 the people at crayola have some explaining to do black nebrow noir sorry if you've taken offense the word me bro pronounced may bro is the literal spanish translation for the word black me lands on go monopoly man i'm gonna pay you 200 to frick off when you cost knees and fart at the same time and your freaking heart explodes my parents that was the best acting i've ever seen in my whole life 10 year old me who acted as a tree in the school play humans when they have the same dinner two days in a row dogs when they get the same food 1053 days in a row [Music] teacher tons of homework me i don't have a home hey why do you always wear that mask let's keep this on when you open a video but it has that stupid text to speech audio from tiktok americans when you joke about japan getting bombed to oblivion americans when you joke about some towers falling when your father says no you can't trick your sister she's family but you hear him frick your mother every night good parenting for boomers hahaha man the frick up you cry baby life issues and you don't improve it good parenting for lions bites dad's tale to play you're the strongest lion i have ever met neighbor gets arrested for growing era joanna me whose property lines weren't where i thought they were [Music] brushing your teeth so they are clean before going to the dentist doing enough drugs to see god before going into church the inventors of the internet with the internet comes freedom the internet with freedom comes nudity when you just spent two hours watching a movie with a stupid plot but the hot actress had several topless scenes it is acceptable what people think cold war was what it actually was hello this is the captain speaking we are currently flying over 30 000 feet people with feet fetish [Music] high school are the best days of your life you should enjoy it if these are the best day then i'm frick frigg you're supposed to be sad and depressed like us adulthood ain't that bad horror movie characters when they see a ghost approaching them horror movie characters when they see a chair moving cause of wind we'd been dating for a few weeks but then when i asked him how he was he started crying what the frick i literally almost laughed right in his face i broke up with him afterward good call like is he gay or something meanwhile what did i do wrong you didn't do anything wrong bro i i just wanted to be honest and she she she didn't deserve you man japan fixes massive sinkhole in two days meanwhile in america [Music] girls after using 17 types of shampoos and conditioners guys after using an all-in-one body scrub hair gel toothpaste and cement mix dogs after putting a paw in water cast to kill count 18 these four movers kill count 18 something's wrong i can feel it first date she me location most popular dating site usa tinder france la vu brazil padu alabama ancestry.com i'm a grown man i'm a big adult i can do this we used to run around and hang out with blue i never forgot you ever [Music] desperate 48 year old men 20 year old waitress is just trying to make a living me puts tape on my laptop's camera my fbi agent looking at me from the camera my chinese spy looking at me through the smart fridge [Music] i can't believe this idiot still eats my ass he has no idea i'm cheating on him with his best friend tim why does her hole taste like steve's d girlfriend by the way babe my period ends tomorrow morning we ride at dawn beaches yes i'm a huge fan of this band yes i dislike some of their songs gaming in 2010 this game wants me to install an anti-cheating software that's horrible gaming in 2021 this game only installs three chinese spywares nice what gives people feelings of power money status having a stick that looks like a gun when you lie on a job application and get the job i heard you played games for three hours and one second you will never see your console again men being depressed idiots in society man up [Music] my parents in their 30s let's buy a new house and have a second child me in my 30s i don't know i'm 14. it's diff it's graphics interchange format not graphics interchange format me comes out of my room my parents extinct animal last seen in 1941 makes surprise appearance me why only i don't have a girlfriend also me the male finishes his nap and checks whether any females have appeared me has internet issues my parents it's fine speed test it's fine isp it's fine my game pretty sure it isn't how am i supposed to memorize every element on the periodic table no one could possibly be expected to remember 118 names not unless they are pokemon frick that's true guys after scratching their balls jewish girl hey can i have your number me we use names here the good ending the tower survived i blame pokemon for my taste in women and don't forget to like and subscribe what the hell abdul i tell you i'm making video people who like anime people who don't like anime but still don't criticize the anime lovers people who say that anime is bad without actually ever trying it the combo of the gods we are all addicted to something that takes the pain away you already took the mushrooms don't take mushrooms girlfriend please don't tell anyone that we had shreks me don't worry nobody is gonna believe me a guy gets massacred in his apartment millennials realizing the property value of the apartment will drop society if if twitter had dislikes your mom called me a good boy today puff what sort of idiot would buy the same game every year [Music] people after seeing me for third time in a day hey guys hey dude it's you again my dog meeting me for 23 million and twenty seven thousand three hundred and seventieth time in a day hey there good boy oh master i missed you elon musk's new chip will allow you to transmit music directly to the brain without the use of headphones hackers crack the chip [Music] random girl gets stuck step brother by curious friend stepfather washer repairman neighbor boy family dog petition for a remaster of purple place anyone enjoys being released from jail florida man florida man sent back to jail after not paying for taxi ride home from jail huh he's probably thinking about other women him what if we live in video game but no one has ever reached enough points for the next level got please animal land hello sir where am i nagasaki japan august 9 1945 osho satan girl girl if she leaves you for another there's always her mother barack obama cold milk room temperature milk warm milk your free trial of virginity has ended those who enjoyed the meme those who read the source material me eats ten tacos and a six pack of beer in an hour my a-hole when it finds out what i did eight hours later you what americans when it's 78 degrees outside non-americans [Music] me in the mirror me and photos switzerland tourism all social media platforms justin bieber my world justin bieber our world the class clown trying to pass a course please the teacher can a man like you know peace bully calling me gay me asking him if he's interested bully says yes [Music] are you all the ones who hate free speech it's not hating free speech we just want to silence toxic and problematic ideas in the name of this is it frick zodiac signs is this a white shirt with black stripes or a black shirt with white stripes [Music] eating the drugs to keep them from the cops eating the cops to keep them from the drugs why would white people want to say the rent word when we have my guy my dude watch it buddy cool it pal listen here buster don't forget hi dad time traveler does something americans [Music] when a teacher say oops when a surgeon say oops when a nuclear physicist say oops me at 3am trying to convince myself to finally go to sleep [Music] 18 year old i'd kill for a college tuition army recruiter i you got a second my english leaving my body the instant someone wants me to translate something when you are new to the game and see a fight outside of your skill level a teenager on the internet man school is hard it's quite straight omg you think school is tough toxic adults wait until you become an adult and get a job lol life is gonna be so hard for you in the future there's nothing to look forward to haha any filmmaker time travel and all the problems with it quantum technology me when i show my grandma how to plug in the hdmi cable mechanic group of misfits going on a fun adventure people who don't know people who know nobody they're dude with his honda civic at 3am [Music] youtube is the worst platform youtube users villain i'm not evil i'm just broken me sir you just killed 10 people torpedoes exist tore children [Music] if you know these girls congratulations you had a nice childhood what my paycheck sees on payday my bank account direct deposit automated bill payments all body shapes are beautiful mine too no prolifers and pro-choices duking it out pro-death is joining the scene 99 of men chase women the other 1 become millionaires me looking over my finally completed test something's wrong i can feel it man who lost arm by plunging it into lava smugglier refuses to describe what lava feels like fine i'll do it myself me wins the lottery some woman claiming i groped her 15 years ago even though i'm not even 20 i never forgot you ever hey guys remember me she's been weird since last we talked you got 20 dollars i can hold on to [Music] i dipped my balls in a jar of glitter are you crazy i'm pretty nuts a new toothpaste is released dentists when you're orsting the kid in the wheelchair and he stands up scenario you're a recent college graduate applying for jobs thomas thomas the tank engine thomas the train elmo is shown that his race is in fact inferior to all others when the kids in your neighborhood hit you with the okay boomer so you hit them with your car modern problems require modern solutions what women think their child will look like after having shreks mid pregnancy when you are walking through your neighborhood and find grew from despicable me's house day 13 they haven't noticed a thing [Music] when you find out australia also calls its currency dollars old white man calls you son southern woman calls you honey karen calls you a number my husband my husband when someone is disrespectful towards him my husband when someone is disrespectful towards me my husband when someone is disrespectful towards his cat just because i'm a gamer doesn't mean i'm bad at studies i mean i'm bad at studies but not because i'm a gamer my mom's good christian toilet me after eating nothing but taco bell for two days when you get home and notice they only gave you 19 nuggets instead of 20. like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks [Music] you

Channel: Clumsy

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Id: X67fAhx1DO4

Length: 28min 46sec (1726 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 27 2021