POV: Your Height is 6ft or More

neil armstrong buzz aldrin the third one die die americans after learning that engines are asians too [Music] to show you the power of flex tape i sawed this planet in half genghis khan killed an estimated 40 million people resulting in a man-made climate change the mongol invasions effectively called the planet scrubbing around 700 million tons of carbon from the atmosphere genghis khan ecologist inside you there are two wolves one has generalized anxiety disorder and the other has adult adhd the one who wins is oh wait i'm receiving word that they're teaming up they're a team now so that's happening crush i wish i could find a guy like you me i'm a guy like me amazon's profits dropped point zero one percent jeff bezos closing bathrooms and forcing all employees to wear adult diapers for the good of the company i'm the oracle i can answer any question you ask how do you torture a masochist any question but that when you wake up from a dream that was 1 000 times better than your own life me dark humor is like mother's love orphan kid how me you wouldn't get it orphan kid every squad has one the short homie the fat homie the rich homie the broke homie the attractive homie the ugly homie the dumb homie the smart homie the nice homie the awesome homie don't peek they the sniper my teammates pov you have the height of six feet or more than that zombies in the most pop culture brains zombies and call of duty aggressive screeching getting robbed just say would you like to join forces you can rob twice as many people together give us your money punks yes sirs do you take card there are two types of girls turns on the subtitles to understand the foreign language the subtitles both speaking japanese nasa hey pluto look at me nasa beach how i sleep knowing i'm a background character in everyone else's lives and people don't think about me at all the guy who just discovered music starts making noise in a rhythm everyone hearing go away foul monster oh no gold it hurts so very bad spare me tv show writers reading the fan theories that are much better than the shiz they wrote clever thoughts why doesn't ea just make one flip a game and update it yearly a foolish man complains about his torn pocket while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls these media in the 90s ai will destroy the earth ai now dog what if i told you wait did you just take both pills me if it's heads i'm your boyfriend if it's tails you are my girlfriend my crush okay my unlucky ass the four horsemen of the apocalypse danny deleto danny de beto danny de chito danny dorito japan attacks america germany you did what bts and any other k-pop band you think you're better than me sai gangnam style i'm better than you if there isn't a viking meat ship at your wedding are you really even married your crush tells you that she just wants to be friends now you have a friend serial killers people who unpack their clothes and put them in hotel drawers therapist and how does that make you feel i'm not very good at describing my emotions maybe you could just hold up a bunch of meme pictures until i see one that i would normally comment the word mudon girls waking up with 206 bones boys waking up with 207 bones dad why are you watching someone play a game you're not even playing it me why are you watching sports you're not even doing any dad listen here you little shoes you can only pick one choose wisely anime cat girlfriend she loves you iron golem guardian he will protect you are the 70s 30 years ago wait 50 years ago tanker pulp because frick you sit lie down fetch shake roll over stay comment your favorite food and i won't respond because i don't care don't don't you freaking say it holds up ring will you marry me oh my god yes slips ring on finger she gains plus two intelligence and changes her mind the man pov you're in china the book cal breaks free from pen to live among wild bison in poland the movie the anime man use his own body two different toyota supra from hailstorm it's enough to make a grown man cry and that's okay a human head remains conscious for around 20 seconds after being decapitated skeletor will be back with another disturbing fact what it feels like when you try to punch in your dream parents my children are so creative their children my three-year-old sister is so good at drawing add two mobs instead of one or draw 25 mojang he does exactly what i do but better when your crush starts laughing when you ask her out well at least i still have my personality sure you may be old but are you this old bean boozled you find a new youtuber that you love last video two years ago hey bro nice hair you too china denies report of hypersonic missile launch saying it tested peaceful space vehicle arm watcher got there a space vehicle grandma snacks are ready me being american randomly remembering that if one war went a little differently you'd be eating beans on toast for breakfast students learning how to react in an active shooter drill the active shooter this is called having a job you're offered fifty thousand dollars but if you accept it the person you hate most in the entire world gets one hundred thousand dollars are you taking it upside down shark sawfish upside down shark [Music] girls after killing someone okay he's dead i now have to hide the body boys after killing someone okay he's dead i now have to hide the body freddie mercury after killing someone okay he's dead now i will tell mama about it taiwan is not a country they have their own currency they have their own military the government operates independently of beijing despite ccp voter fraud the anti-reunification candidate won a large majority of votes i don't see she running as candidate in their election they are recognized by paraguay when the priest calls you in for a confession but you molest him first the future is now old man bedbugs go into beds and fruit flies go into fruit cockroaches it's showtime allowing me to prepare for the job interview i have tomorrow my parents forcing me to stay at my little sister's birthday party course rick that boy's future my parents nobody wants to work anymore seven dollars and 25 cents salary no benefits unpredictable shed you'll know opportunities for growth nobody wants to work for you anymore i'll learn from the mistakes of people who take my advice people literally stabbing others with pence teachers people wearing hoodoos teachers police brutality superheroes beating the hell out of criminals ask her out bro i can't why bro i don't have the guts in order to be a warrior one must endure pain in both body and mind plays league of legends people overpopulation is a big problem the 100 companies responsible for 71 percent of greenhouse emissions we are doing our part when mom peeks in to check if you're asleep at night and leaves again [Music] grown-ups are weird because every one of them says how are you and you always have to say good even if you're not good true story me shooting the school shooter everyone wondering why i had a gun at school washing machines teenagers keeping a sock for themselves do you ever drive like a solid five minutes while thinking about something incredibly random and stupid and then you're like were any of those lights i passed green how did i get here what the frick billy what have you done shoot him again billy again again this is fine when you've slept for two hours and think coffee will help when you have to throw away your favorite shirt because it's old and ruined i'm sorry little one no one moms in disney pixar movies camo in normal wars camo in wars against robots when you've been gaming all night with someone and you know you'll probably never see him again thank you for playing with me you look tired bro i want to stop existing maths also maths but when you actually understand the shows i've invented a stress-powered light bulb is it practical just watch excuse me young adult would you hold this please sure if we don't do something about climate change we might not make it till shrek 6. come our kazee pilots so when do we learn landing flight instructor that's a neat part you don't when she told you it was her first time but then she hit you with a vacuum sealed double hand twist gork combo 3000 not sure if they're a virgin for life or vegan for life either way they are probably staying off the meat someone kisses you in your sleep you live alone yeah they recreated that energy in real life the guy who posted a meme about depression that one guy who comments you good op yes thank you for saying this i'm only three inches soft but fully hard i'm 3.5 inches there's a difference it's not a micropeen mom i mean if your mom is satisfied with 3.5 inches who are you to complain unfortunately she isn't i have to go to yours instead she loves it guy from chad meme turns out to be a virgin you know i'm something of a chat myself map of country is officially not using the metric system usa liberia myanmar we are the three best friends that anybody could have what the frick did you just bring upon this cursed land where is it where is the unreal engine when the teacher says your project can be about whatever you want how much sawdust can you put in a rice crispy treat before people notice it's not about the size of the boobs it's about who the boobs are attached to dopamine more serotonin glucogen testosterone person telling his favorite color twitter hi adolf women we don't want to be housewives we want careers 20 21 dudes frick finally have a good day at work honey grand mars be like trade offer i receive one hour of your time you receive 20 bucks and an unlimited amount of great food when you accidentally close the music player while closing all other apps man i just killed my five that swiggety wacky it only takes around three inches to please the wife the great debate h2o there is another explainer film plot badly single father tries to end world hunger with his rock collection therapist you can't just lock people out of your life me when you're kissing and she say girl lock the door how to protect your computer from getting shot by an mbt 4.6 million people interesting hey patrick what am i now uh stupid no i'm texas what's the difference uh round two me me focusing on the zoom meeting me checking my angles to make sure i'm still hot video games based off movies movies based off video games mob why are you taking a picture of a chess set me people will get it [Music] superman comes out as bisexual in new dc comic book bros with superman tattoos 11 p.m man i'm tired i should get to bed 5 a.m so that's how stonefish are able to kill people you can only pick one choose wisely a cat girlfriend she loves you glad a minion likes vodka and bears remember making microwave nachos on these and the plate bubbling up with the cheese me dies my family he's in a better place in heaven me looking for whoever put the alphabet in math you but you said it will cut steel like a butter yet it shattered with single hit precisely butter don't cut steel december 31st 2019 october 17 2021 feminists when they realize its history and not her story when your meme doesn't get enough recognition but you made the day of a few people that saw it i'm doing my part an npc telling me how i'm the biggest loser in the town me charging up my mega move you can only pick one choose wisely a cat girlfriend she loves you a 10 warthogs they kill anything and everything two-day delivery one-day delivery same-day delivery shopping at the store when you google xxx 10 touch on but you're too lazy to add ten to shop i came looking for copper and i found gold netflix squid game the japanese anime adaptation the barber adding gel and putting his soul into styling my hair me who's gonna take a shower the moment i come back home i like that the venus fly trap could just get energy from the sun but chooses violence physicists alike to simplify calculations we will assume the cat is cubicle me music genres k-pop [Music] me takes a nap my problems don't get solved me what am i doing wrong your baby is so cute how old is it 32 months oh you like math determine the velocity girls when 50 guys like them but one doesn't i'm so lonely guys when a guy likes them it is acceptable good news buy two get one free get good news one by three two society today would never watch deadly gladiator fights [Music] what do you call an old snowman what water when you don't qualify for a job but you apply anyway mama can i borrow 600 no humans discovering australia 65 000 years ago giant freaking spiders he's real [Music] when you go to the wrong haunted house what puberty did to my friends love boys what puberty did to me stupid big stupid i found this bottle of hand sanitizer in my dad's room but unfortunately i don't know how to open it please someone should help me when you go and downvote the infamous ea comment after four years i'm doing my part anime opening songs anime ending songs me pointing out obvious flaws in proposed office strategy meeting boss we will cross that bridge when we come to it the clearly visible dam bridge what is that mate looks like he is on his phone leaving his studies and watching memes about his lost freaking future dog i didn't kill my wife officer i don't care me in the future when 99 of cars are electric [Music] sorry i told you about my trauma when i was drunk do you still fancy me biden and the pentagon can declare war on climate change old man yells at clown it's 2038 and elon musk has roasted jeff bezos on twitter for the final time we call it the jeff star gift gift me who made a controversial boast oh neptune honeybees best pollinators ants hardest workers termites massive colony architects wasps gator garbage can capture florida man uses trash can to capture alligator be a normal human or draw 25 florida man when you smell a specific scent you remember as a kid and all the nostalgic memories come flooding in someone puts ketchup and pasta next minute hippity-hoppity gordon on your property me looking at a small lego set and seeing my yearly salary on its price tag masha alipita when you sleep to avoid your problems but end up dreaming about them wait a minute my fellow mima add your down vote to ea's most disliked comment before you continue don't give them any awards the evolution of the multiplication symbol [Music] tic tac claiming to be sugar-free tic-tacs weighing less than the amount needed to report sugar in it while mostly being sugar ancient greeks 2500 years ago a horse of course being happy is like pissing your pants everyone can see it but you're the only one that can feel the warmth being happy is like pissing your pants i haven't experienced it since i was eight ben's metal spoons melts because it's warm me trying to find a single spooktober meme since it's halfway through october i'm non-binary what does that mean it means he's afraid of binary code no it doesn't stop it patrick you're scaring him when you've seen so many memes the original seems weird the earth is not sphere it's a bit lumpy but it's not flat this is why i can't hear in class bro is taking all the sound waves school bullets at school school bull is at home the new baby was born with no blood what do you mean he was born full [ __ ] [Music] teacher extends the due date of the project everyone who didn't do the project the dude who stayed up all night doing the project me who didn't even know there was a project not quite sure yet but i guess i might be doing something wrong draw hello cuties expressions [Music] the food in my fridge watching me eat take out for the fourth time this week i tried baking a skull cake but instead i ended up with a pharaoh from 1500 bc [Music] when you vaccinate your child for the free wifi few steps behind doesn't necessarily means failure sometimes god is preparing you for a great launch angry bird we did it we time traveled but to watch here let me ask that guy over there what cartoon did you watch when you were young tom and jerry this could be any years people overpopulation is a big problem smokers i'm doing my part street cat hissing ignores street dog come here boy i will serve him till i die me who forgot to lock the door while taking ashes my cat the whole time for no freaking reason we are alone in the universe [Music] we are not alone in the universe the fastest things on earth cheetah airplane speed of light rule 34 artists when you finally find the song on spotify it's just a playlist with the song's name a new thing i'm trying when my brain is being a relay hole is reminding it that i have it caged inside my skeleton and therefore it is a prisoner nobody people who have overdosed one too many times demi lovato says calling extraterrestrials aliens is offensive evil jeff bizos be like sure i'll pay you guys a livable wage i care about all of my employees when your depressed friend changes his status to thanks for the good time at 3am guys i forgot my sheet but i'm here toxic parents treats could like shiz their whole life kid cuts them out of their life toxic parents [Music] what do you think he's listening to probably heavy metal or hard rock advertisement spotify when i'm happy i say beaches love my mustache when i'm sad i say this time i'm really gonna do it biology biology is just applied chemistry chemistry is just applied physics physics is just applied mathematics maths is just applied philosophy philosophy is just byproduct of misunderstanding language when the ninja turtles are breaking down your door and you don't know karate no one literally no one that one dude in online class [Music] europeans when they find out not all americans are stupid gentlemen it is with great pleasure to inform you that i will be added in minecraft top 10 pranks that went way too far why does venice italy look like patrick needing water what's illegal what could play with europe usa [Music] johnny kim aged 37 changed his career three times and has achieved becoming a navy seal trained harvard doctor and nasser astronaut soon i will have a new apprentice one far younger and more powerful playtime is over [Music] i started my own company from my father's garage the garage [Music] bro what was that type of cheese you had at lunch i'm at the store i need to pick that she's up oh sorry wrong number but i mean if you have any cheese recommendations let me know i freaking love cheese students learning how to react in an active shooter drill active shooter who paid attention during the same drill roblox sign up and start having fun username taiwan is a country username not appropriate for roblox username taiwan is not a country this user name is already in use map of pubs in the uk map of churches in poland map of wildfires in australia map of mcdonald's in the united states map of people against the chinese government in 1989 [Music] what would you do if we broke into your house discovering aliens on another planet discovering humans on another planet y'all have seen obama prison joe bidhome donald trumpet robert brownie jr johnny deep kane a vest now presenting to you tom holland when you realize that you applied for the wrong job you can spell tony as tony excuse me what the frick i got into harvard they left a first floor window unlocked and i'm just walking around in here all animals want to live where do you draw the line right here any living animal on this planet china there is no line hold up wait a minute something ain't right first page of google second page of google where is the tv remote the remote society it's time for you to look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions i mean why is there not an english word for the day after tomorrow billy eyelash fans omg i'm so alone the dodgeball that's been stuck in the roof since 2001 dc comics be like how do we make our movies better better actors follow the comics add the to the title [Music] employee of the month me hoping the germans don't realize that third time's the charm me he died of natural causes cop you pushed him off the roof me gravity is natural cop listen here you little shoes people saying halloween is cancelled because you can't go to parties if you were really in it for the love of the game you'd be sitting alone in your apartment wearing fake fangs fistful of pumpkin guts snorting a line of candy corn like a real fan of halloween me trying to find healthy foods i can eat and realizing that every food is bad for you visible frustration what i'm passionate about what i'm good at what will make me money this freaking duck costed 200 000 of taxpayer money all it does is float around canada he's doing his freaking best okay my dad you're grounded and can't leave the house for three months me who hasn't left the house in two years such tricks won't work on me pov it's christmas 2006 and you just unwrapped this my dog can we drink this gross brown puddle water me we have water at home the water at home my frog after eating my philosophy book a teenager is being bullied the school yes very sad anyway when you check your messages and your favorite person hasn't replied in three hours when you make a joke in front of your psychologist and instead of laughing she starts writing it down [Music] when you're hungry but all the food in the house needs to be cooked things that people pretend to like sushi dark chocolate museums me fitting in is easy they said [Music] priest after listening to my confession i'll learn from the mistakes of people who take my advice mom why is your eyes so red me who spent the last two hours crying due to my depression allergies my crush hi me all day at my office is crazy sock day lol so i'm wearing the socks i received at the psych ward [Music] i think you took the crazy part too literally planes claims when they get infected in play gink okay okay okay kkk serial killers the devil himself people who make fake pngs weight loss ads be like before after take your age add 10 subtract 10 that's your age cereal when i take it out of the box serial when i try to put it back in when coding software you made a mistake me what is it software lately i feel like the guy on my maths book and i don't know how to fix it man divided manchester united [Music] when the invisible tyres are out of stock [Music] checking the fridge a second time just in case some new food spawned slave donkey thrown into wolf's cage as dinner but wolfe refuses to harm donkey wolf donkey guy who threw in the donkey if you ever feel useless just remember that there is a domino's pizza in italy my wife told me she would leave me for chris evans after watching this scene i responded by telling her i would leave you two for chris evans therapist gay doll fiddler isn't real and he won't kill all the straight people gay dolph hitler when you've seen so many memes that the original seems off [Music] no parents no problem home sweet home alone look how they massacred my boy the council will decide your fate i got pulled over and my vape was in my cup holder and the cop was like you know the news saying those things are killing people i laughed a little bit and said they say the same thing about your lol he ain't laugh guys i think my magnet arrived in the mail steakhouse is making the best bread you've ever had for no freaking reason the girls in the other classes the girls in my class me re-reading my own post every time i get notification are yes quality content what my brain wants what my hands produce american calls you a hole english man calls you [ __ ] aussie calls you want french man calls you american noobs hey whole og players this game is dying when there is a war between france and england red versus blue opens computer sees three assignments due tomorrow playing games suicidal dude calling suicide helpline be like i wanna die change my mind mentally unstable girlfriend fan make us off your peen if you get too close is always cool can make you sound like darth vader you gotta have confidence in yourself you gotta believe in yourself who you talking to myself is he listening no crippled fat frick don't freaking bully him tip his stupid wheelchair over twitter after finding out their eyes are mostly white new password spooky october week new password spooktober strong when you only wanted to get a few things off your chest but instead let 23 years worth of anger out and now everybody's crying people who get milkshakes instead of a drink when they get a fast food meal are wild as hell to me how the hell you gonna eat a burger and fries and then quench your thirst with ice cream adolf godzilla versus jesus action playset me why does my back always hurt also me [Music] me native language english kid i want a cute cat mom we already have a cat the cat gordon ramsay one day i'll find that lamb sauce the lamb sauce you will never find me gordon gordon ramsay finds the lamb sauce finally lamb sauce me when i see a guy put free drugs in a girl's drinks [Music] quiet kids in real life quiet kids according to memes 2019 1878 pathetic i invited my nephew for ice cream but he didn't bring his i'm just saying that we remove warning labels off stuff and let natural selection take its course kit doesn't have a partner the pe teacher i will be your champion the scientists at chernobyl just before doing the test there's no way this can get fricked up guys assorted fudge ass fudge me at 2am feeling feelings i don't even have pc players arguing what platform is best console players samsung smart fridge players me scrolls through memes for hours and toilet my poop waiting for me to flush alert we are being watched from below the teacher when he takes the class to the move is for a documentary about fishes why is no one having a good time i specifically requested it me when i'm so tired that everything is funny but you are handsome never let anyone tell you otherwise don't do that don't give me hope when your girlfriend says her password is her birthday but you get it wrong at this very second you are on a narrow ledge between life and death what are some guy secrets girls don't know about we can't move our peen without closing our butthole you just made men all over the internet clench their ass that's power you can't buy when you yelled back at mom from your room and now you hear footsteps approaching current objective survive someone gets arrested for money laundering me who once forgot to take my money out of my pocket before putting it in the laundry what does a 14 year old girl find offensive everything the light touches everyone sleeping me in my room antique rusty cleaver restoration enough sleep the students hate the teacher the teacher who used most of her she's salary to buy school supplies for her students [Music] in order to combat the spread of viruses we need to make people wash their hands soap companies hold my beer shrek see anime soap bars only reveal their secrets if you use them day one at the gym just finished taking ashes let's start the workout so what's new with you nothing much i just started watching this show october is over everyone for some reason halloween is over christmas season has started i'm the oracle i can answer any question you ask how do i not get a blocked nose while sleeping any question but that omg i loved you in jurassic park that moment when you realize that all of star trek was filmed on earth [Music] i researched it facebook isn't research so how's october so far well there is basically no spooky memes and people are making memes about how there are no spooky memes instead of making spooky memes but otherwise everything good when you think you weren't that drunk the night before then you check your snapchat girls waking up with 206 bones boys waking up with 207 bones 10 year old me after drinking apple juice from a wine glass and pretending to be a depressed adult hey your card was declined we do have other payment options when you enter dark web to sell your brother for ps5 but you find out he is already selling you when the homie gets cuffed and you looking back at all the times you'll use to hang out when you learn how to say sorry i don't speak your language in 150 languages mr worldwide me hearing embarrassing stories about other family members me hearing embarrassing stories about myself americans are health care sucks also americans carrying a conversation extrovert introvert conversation [Music] i'm helping the moon looks beautiful tonight i have a boyfriend 1938 mr clean discusses what he refers to as the great cleansing [Music] for the next game you have to write a fact from a biology textbook on twitter without offending anyone me scans a ps5 as lettuce walmart employee what do you think you're doing me i was a businessman doing business what did 50 do when they were hungry 58. what you doing therapists lose clients by doing their job when you come home in a good mood but then everyone starts yelling at you for no reason man builds an in real life minecraft pig called hamborgini that hits top speed of 20 miles per hour drake is selling a candle that smells like himself it smelled like beach in here i've never driven a lick shift before just port thematics how your diy project is supposed to look how your diy project actually looks how broke are you me aristotle to say of what is that it is not or of what is not that it is is false while to say of what is that it is and of what is not that it is not is true philosophy students my dumb ass is this the greatest power in the universe guy who knows each letter's position in alphabet without first saying it out loud do you like cars yeah why check your kitchen what stop telling me technology is changing us like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks you

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Length: 41min 8sec (2468 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 19 2021