DANK DOODLE MEMES V850

hey kids you wanna live in the sewer fight crime and eat pizza for the rest of your life arctic walrus takes a nap on an iceberg wakes up in ireland engineer square root of 3 equals 2 statistician square root of 3 equals 1.7 physicist square root of 3 equals 1.73205 mathematician square root of three is square root of three duolingo aliens learning english so they can invade america mother caucus after throwing their own baby at a predator to survive post game chat after a long match gg gg gg gg gg easy imagine having this small 32 557 piece this post is made by piece 53 586 gang having a 1 000 phone having a 1 000 pc caveman throws spear at a wolf and misses wolf brings back the stick other cavemen noted everybody when they were young used to do this for no reason me my back hurts so bad what the frick also me during my whole life russia and usa usually russia and usa in space me when i heal myself 27 times in a game me when the boss heals himself once [Music] japanese culture peaceful japanese artists imagine having to charge your headphones this post was made by cable gang when you hear your alarm as someone else's ringtone can we all take a moment of silence to say for a cue to the bump on our jacket that makes it look like we have a boner equals chips fries yeah that makes sense equals crisps chips yeah i can see that equals chips chips what the frick she's nobody wants to hear annual meeting edit omg thanks for the likes i rolled the cats a catnip joint and i'm freaking losing it gamers when they start losing why why why hyping oh that's why high school girl omg jason is so cute jason when a girl gives flowers to a girl wow thanks very much flowers are very beautiful when a man gives flowers to a man [Music] the distribution of power the working class wealthy elites us government the illuminity student council and anime the main character and their rival are the same age and both human the fandom and then they freaked the world if people treated each other like they do in a comment section the world if people treated each other like they do in a professional email the four horsemen of invisibility my computer me trying to twerk in minecraft would you like to enable sticky keys the council of dads deciding to purposely mispronounce things that their kids enjoy australia vs us language differences bloke man cyclone hurricane lift elevator shopping center shopping mall universal health care teacher what's your favorite fictional character me about to say my dad pimples zero blackheads zero air resistance in physics questions zero spiderman far from home arachnid fellow significant distance from own residents my friends on their 15th birthday omg i wanted ps5 not ps4 me on my 15th birthday getting two new pairs of socks and twenty dollars a blessing from the lord when i realize i'm starting to lose interest in the one thing keeping me distracted don't let the flame die out this elephant pretends to eat hat then gives it back [Music] the trickster sometimes i feel bad for not checking in with people to see how they are doing until i realize phones work both ways and no one is checking in on me me how do i pay for taxes a house school breathe in x equals negative b plus minus square root of b squared minus 4ac over 2a a tunnel dug by a giant sloth in brazil why do i hear boss music i think i downloaded the wrong king kong vs godzilla movie [Music] doctors after their 15 minute long appointments that solve nothing and leave their patients feeling hopeless that will be four thousand three hundred and seventy two dollars and ninety eight cents shop for a new tire make macaroni do cardio think about all the cringy shoes you did when you were younger oh my god there's so much vacuum the rug passenger door controls driver door controls godzilla a giant radioactive atomic fire breathing dinosaur [Music] khan teeth before braces teeth after braces teeth during braces he protect he attack but most importantly he can't move back [Music] pentagon hexagon octagon mother father gone [Music] look how they massacred my boy sees kids naruto running do you watch neruto no it's from sonic the hedgehog it is acceptable when my mom catches me watching the office on an illegal streaming site in 2021 my mom this is illegal me i don't care 19 year old me after finding out that i can legally adopt 18 year olds how do you do fellow kids shoot it's 6 p.m which is close to 8 p.m which is basically night which is too late to do anything a caveman tries to wear the skin of the deer that he just killed to eat cave women oh look at that handsome other cavemen noted 1990 homer enters a depressive crisis after being fired and failing to secure a job which eventually culminates in a suicide attempt highlighting the pressure placed on the middle class in corporate america afterwards he gains a new lease on life by becoming a public safety advocate and tackling the irresponsibility of the system which led to his misery to begin with 2020 homer learns how to floss canadian black asian spanish australian cuban french italian mexican british american people who force their pets to be vegan me who owns a pet rabbit when you set the mouse sensitivity too high india naked man in oronovirus quarantine escapes bites woman to death a dawn of the dead twist 2 global orono virus pandemic who had zombies for march caveman brings food cave woman shows her boobs caveman gives her his food other cave woman noted mouse sensitivity or something i don't play on pc [Music] other couples we should get fridge magnets so we can leave cute notes for each other my girlfriend buy more milk no frick you me fully prepared for exams question number one you tell your crush you like her and she doesn't reply theorizing starts she finally says you like a brother to me theorizing stops you live in alabama theorizing intensifies roses are red i don't own a gun gotham city news cop that doesn't see race just shoots everyone horny police is adopting some new tactics how people describe doing engineering is what it really is [Music] me washes spoon spoon washes me back we are even now beach old white man calls you son southern woman calls you honey british woman calls you love australian calls you mate kebab man calls you boss hr of my work just called me and i thought i was in trouble for something but they just let me know my 11 year old sister has been commenting on their instagram every day telling them to give me a raise hot dogs you know what freak you unhots your dog other players following the rules me hitting pedestrians because it's fun caveman drinks the white juice from cannibals likes it and gets strong bones other caveman noted taking a bite out of an onion every day until a new shrek movie is released day 9 shrek celebrates 20 years with new 4k release on may 11th this guy r victory when you die but then you remember that you were a buddhist ushers here we go again 99 yeah that makes sense 9.90 yeah i can see that for 2010 nine what the frick crown meat there is one imposter among us the most useless things in the world gas stations in fast and furious movies me my meme minor spelling error snakes when they hear flute music i freaking love this song level one crook level 100 mafia boss karen chungus antivax mother of two beautiful children who are unvaccinated and new to facebook ford and chevy start making more electric eco-friendly cars dodge how it started how it's going you look up alzheimer's symptoms as a joke calm the links are all purple panic what was i doing at the computer calm me lets my cousin win the game cousin wow you are actually trash me okay my turn she's not cheating bro she's dating both of us we are playing multiplayer not every black person is african-american americans update get ready for a pounding some of us could see eight inches or more that's too much even for me [Music] very poor choice of words darwin reject monkey evolved to human jesus if those monkey could read they'd be very upset our long free trial casual players game developers speedrunners me dehydrating myself at someone's house because i don't want to ask for a cup of water because i may come off as rude seven-year-old me after the teacher made me sit with the girls as a punishment if i die have chris carl and chandler all put their hands on my tombstone and give whoever takes their hand off last the channel mr beast chris cowell chandler girls when they are happy horny depressed boys when they are happy horny depressed waiter your stakes are very rare me wow that's rare you have a valid point i shall reassess my opinion how to screenshot my laptop google bing harry is adjusting great to america i can't believe we lost the war to these peasants british children after reading literally any other country's history textbook are we the baddest factories after painting a walgreen for earth day me i wonder why i'm always so tired all the time also me at 3am boza says the n-word me wow this app is fantastic app take a moment to rate us me no up nod hey man what's up man's left nod yo man check this girl out man's right nod hey i need to talk to you down nod greetings sir you have my respect me telling someone we'll hang out when offered is over english 99 arabic 990 french 4 20 10 9 american cop item inventory indian cop item inventory aren't you too young to play this game yes yes i am alright have fun then iphone battery after one hour ds battery after five years one soviet is over starting to sound like when i get my hands on that secret formula [Music] male cavemen has hard stick hanging female cavemen puts it inside nine months later new cavemen other cavemen noted when you finally turn 13 years old butt hair bonjour bull hair bonjour acne bonjour ability to talk to girl a dies when the work is due in two weeks yeah i've got time when it's due in five minutes yeah i've got time hacker trying to scare me by reading out my address and name me who already knows it sick caveman my head hurts other caveman cuts open their head sick caveman dies other caveman noted google saying the oldest person is 117 years old google accepting that i'm 232 years old to enter the website video game has a waterfall with space behind it gamers when they go behind that waterfall where treasure babe let's netflix and chill don't go right now just taking my schizophrenia pills chill babe honey did i ever tell you that you cooked well or no babe so why do you keep cooking china integrating the wires into their culture in freaking concentration camps this is confusing as frick we are all going to the zoo no one white dudes from ohio when you wake up in the middle of your surgery and see the surgeon looking at a wikihow article my time has come mom can we get microsoft flight simulator no we have microsoft flight simulator at home microsoft flight simulator at home when you're sitting in class and you're not paying attention your grandpa your dad your brother your other brother you who has killed more than all them combined when you rip a fart so loud zoom reminds you that your mic is muted signature look of superiority my mom who's a software engineer me telling her why i need rtx 3080 and i7 processor to run zoom and notepad at same time this dude rejected humanity and returned to monkey before it was cool [Music] susan doesn't wear glasses neil had an accident two years ago and now he has a moustache kneel before accident kneel two years after accident frickit shrug me eating cheap to save money expensive medical bills due to poor diet pov it's morning in any superhero city [Music] when she asks for a d pick but you have slow internet shall i describe it to you guy explaining some obscure crypto she's coin girl who's only in the bathroom with him cause he has arcane me and my brother hiding from armor my dad getting rick rolled expectation pain reality damn almost forgot to listen it today pennywise nickel smart quarter intelligent dollar genius currency intellectual white black asian gay straight skeleta adult sight so you are born on january 1 1920 13 year old me yes your child's mental health is more important than their grades parents that sign won't stop me because i can't read in an alternate universe where the bush vanishes into homer simpsons [Music] aquarium installs sushi roll cylinders for reels to slide into [Music] upgrades people upgrades pov it's 2012 and you just found your first ever diamonds me opening my front door to grab a package the amazon driver dropped off [Music] got creates ocean humans cool now we'll never run out of drinking water god [Music] most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral when your nightmare turns to a lucid dream my turn the cashier at mcdonald's me and my friend hayes frick at 2am explaining the whole halo lore snuck out my phone during lecture and immediately received this cue the x-files theme airdrop professor donaldson's iphone would like to share a photo quietly i'll kill you class thought asking the no doubt as a prank the nerd rejecting her the entire class laughter you dumb beach people going to harvard people who peaked in high school people who were the fastest in first grade me people the rest of class finds it cringe that my teacher includes bad memes in lecture me who is proud of her for trying dads with the dog they never wanted dads with a kid they never wanted got i can make one person real who do you want me my ability to speak in public what i want to say teenagers in netflix teenagers in real life toasters give me anxiety organization says sharing opera interview memes is digital blackface every memer i identify as a black person when that one part of your favorite song hits we did it we time traveled but to what year let me ask that guy over there is queen elizabeth the second it's still alive no we are in a parallel universe the ghost me furiously staring at a random spot in the room trying to trick a ghost into thinking i can see them drill sergeant the minitrix carpenter i'm gonna need more from these privates i can't work with your pathetic wood show me your best plank i'm gonna drill you so hard so you want hair extensions yes i want to surprise my husband super what do you think fantastic honey i'm back nap time perfect babe babe babe wake up ah ha oh god you're finally awake babe you've been asleep for two years people why are millennials so depressed those same people talking to millennials you're pathetic and sad and empty when you die and unlock third person view me zoned out in class teacher pay attention the guy named attention what could possibly be better than having kids and a family me money going into the bathroom after your dad be like inhales dies when you say hello in the live chat and the streamer mentions your name and says hello welcome to the stream [Music] shackled by lust jesus sets free shackled by jesus lust sets free [Music] don't you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free i didn't even really what the first one my mom made me buy it mine's a family heirloom passed down through generations how to not run out of popcorn before the movie starts it's five dollars but for you four dollars and ninety five cents my friend are you the oldest person alive yes yes i am all right seems legit when everyone in class is raising their hand so you do it as well and the teacher chooses you to answer [Music] high school me when my classmate accidentally bumped her boobs on me a new core memory [Music] the smart kid normal people pi equals 3.14 engineers it's three actually a flock of lawn flamingos can pick a t-rex clean in under 60 seconds what the hell happened here how it feels to move through a crowd without touching anyone when she's loyal has a great sense of humor smart and is beautiful time to give you a lesson in breeding me dad why good people dies quickly my dad because god wants to meet his beloved servants quickly my grandpa who is 109 years old holl up i bet he is thinking about jessica if poison expires does it become more poisonous or less poisonous [Music] the best liar you know isn't the best liar you know jesus me on my phone in the church bathroom for 15 minutes when 15 years old white girls see the doctor for depression but the doctor tells them aren't depressed happy is that you use overtime for bra 1800 1850 1900 1950 2010 1850 quite the bra moment indeed ham yes quite you're laughing a man has fallen into the river in lego city and you're laughing the rest of the world aloo usa aloo mini mini am aluminium aluminum karen's after going to a restaurant and wanting to speak to the manager but the manager is gordon ramsay and it's too late to turn back when you have depression but your crush likes your picture happy is that you we've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty canceling fictional characters just makes you look like a dumb ass change my mind me all opinions should be respected some 14 year old girl all men are trash me i was actually using an advanced technique there called lying i just updated but where is the changes i updated to where changes i need to update too [Music] me signing up for a free trial please enter your credit card info teacher guys in the back please stop freaking around the girl named around [Music] march 1st 2020 march 1st 2021 did you know 70 boys shaved their head in support of a female classmate with cancer girls in that class i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that man fails his drivers theory test 192 times spongebob that guy santa claus is joining the terrorist force [Music] like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks [Music]

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Id: IPNkCOPwfEk

Length: 25min 17sec (1517 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 17 2021