Cursed Comments #15

what if we kissed and almighty fell out into your mouth tic tacs what's up cuties my name is fainted and today we're going to be taking a look at the most cursed comments from all across the internet and speaking of curse comments one of you guys said I should start an only fans to the Hannah mega voice what is wrong with you but seriously don't tempt me yo dude listen to this track is pretty crazy bro yo the beat drop part of the mic grandma down the stairs soldier boy not even a soldier dr. Dre ain't even a doctor keep it going French Montana isn't even French Paul Walker isn't even walking oh no something is rising and it ain't my XP level oh god what is it no Steve now no one can destroy iron but its own rust can likewise no one can destroy a person that his own mindset can in correct I destroyed someone last night with my 2009 Toyota Corolla hey what's this little puppet doing that's pretty cute no matter how many balls he gets he still won't be getting his balls back how to break someone's neck educational YouTube video my brother's not moving help is this actually like a YouTube tutorial they I feel like you'd have to have a massive disclaim at the post this video babe for the 28th times what's for dinner ha ha ha baby you're so funny I'm so hungry babe I'm going to die I'm dying help my eggs told me the same thing her legs were delicious and now she's inside me forever my wife and I went out to dinner and left our oldest daughter to look after our youngest we got home late and found them like this oh my gosh your brother it's too wholesome so cute let's just hope she doesn't have a nightmare and keep the baby into another reality be nice a bit of a health and safety risk to be fair this is just an accident waiting to happen it's quite simple really made my favorite minecraft youtuber in Lego check it out guys wow so cool I thought it was Hitler for a second ah my favourites mine draft YouTube mine a man who had a stroke in 2004 permantly lost the ability to feel sad he finds everything funny I'm always a little happier for a few seconds after I've had a good stroke to a stroke wait strip a stroke of what no minecraft news tweets are saying if you could add a new food to Minecraft what would it be bat me yeah yeah maybe not the best idea to be honest we don't want to be seeing a global pandemic in Minecraft I mean in real life yeah it's not really a problem but when it happens in Minecraft yeah let me got some serious issues the last words of Alex the pirate to his caretaker was you be good see you tomorrow I love you fun fact Alex hit a bomb in his caretakers house so he will in fact see them tomorrow our wrist queens and real-life queens in chess kind of they can be resurrected if you get a point to the other side so what you're saying is the secret to the British royal bloodline this human sacrifice my lips forgot what a kiss feels like my arms forgot what a hug felt like my heart forgot how love feels like my dick forgot what a can of baked beans feels like yo what the Frick what two games when combined would make the best game ever hmm monopoly and strip poker seems like you can't afford my rent start stripping family game night just got twisted long I'm sorry stepsister but you landed on my boardwalk with a hotel female ferrets can die from not having sex hmm looks like a job for me all I'm saying guys is if I was a female ferret I'd been the grave little girly voice on the Internet isn't it like so attractive yeah would you say $200 cash for it today two hundred and fifty dollars it's yours 225 to Ferdie and a 10 piece McNuggets that's the best counteroffer I've ever heard what kind of sauce do you want ah yes the negotiator yeah until he chooses on the Nuggets then you realize that's the best bit about it though I if anything that's a premium feature you should have to be paying more for that children born feet first briefly where their mothers are hats then no one is ready to talk about that children born head first briefly used their mothers as a sleeping bag truck ish pickup ish van breath so that's why kidnappers use my fans I'm selling a deer for nine dollars I'm selling a deer sometimes he barks because he has autism Wow nine bucks is a cheap meal even gums with free toothpicks goofy is the only classic Disney character who's had sex Mickey his nephews Donald has nephews goofy has a son and he wasn't adopted he just looks like him goofy has had sex goofy has known a woman typically imagine what it must have looked like imagine what it sounded like these are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night drenched in sweats just think about that for a second guys this dudes out here waking up in the middle of the night in a fluster of sweat and moisture and the fingers on their mind is goofy having intercourse let's just hope that it wasn't a wet dream man dies after freezing self in iceberg in attempt to be avatar aang record ha get fricked poser I mean I gather this guy was going for an epic world record here but you'll be a certain type of dude to think it's a good idea to freeze yourself an iceberg when is that ever gonna end a while why do guys always announce when they're going to come I've never had this happen to me hmm that's why you have a child in your profile photo before you judge please note that 90% of its underwater but it's seriously guys it's not that small okay I promise barely legal ship on her maiden voyage gets destroyed by big white iceberg I freaking check the my drink thanks misty used hydro pump [Music] Oh misty darling what have I told you about engaging in these activities of innocent young Pokemon God he can't even consent to that with my Jesus hey no need to apologize misty you know I like it like that when I was a kid I fought vegetarian and lesbian was the same thing well both lifestyles do lack meat when your secretaries BJ was so good you almost told your wife Oh Hilary I had a wonderful day 14,000 people are having sex right now 25,000 a kissing 50,000 a hugging and you well you're reading this mug trust me I'm not happy about it either I'm having sex and reading this mug I'm having sex with the muck all I'm saying dude if these facts are correct that means that whilst you're watching a feinted video right now 14,000 people on planet earth actually getting laid take a long hard look yourself mate to be 5 really hope that someone's actually got laid whilst watching one of my videos that be a plot twist New Jersey gay couple discovers they are in fact long-lost twins super smash bros hey lonely people here's a cute couple pic for you to enjoy that kid's gonna have some sweet-ass hair and also some sweet head hair me once facial hair puberty best I can do is but nasal hair is supposed to filter out dust from the air you breathe eyebrows are for protecting your eyes from sweats what's the whole purpose of hair on butt filter out poop from poop bloomin ball crap it's extra protection from my uncle let's be real chief if your uncle's willing to do something like this I think being a little bit of booty has gonna turn him off you know what I mean your mom is angry huh she calls you by a full name she could you buy your gamer tag oh she calls you by your reddit user name ah then she calls you by your peepee a premium user name that'll confuse things a bit because everyone in my family uses the same VP of account boys is it sport yes or no jacking off is definitely a sport it's jacking up a sport the return of the key Apple watch says it is my mom says it is too anyways massive its video I really hope you did enjoy and congratulations for making it all the way to the end because that's a pretty incredible effort considering how cus this video was click on the screen if you want to check out another one and subscribe if you new and I'll see you on the next one I've not see amazing day much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 297,534

Rating: 4.9529524 out of 5

Keywords: cursed comments, r/cursedcomments, cursedcomments, cursed comments #15, reddit, r/, top reddit posts, best of reddit, memes, r/cursedcomment, funny posts, fainted

Id: h8mz6X6WMYU

Length: 10min 55sec (655 seconds)

Published: Thu May 28 2020