Cursed Comments #19

well uh if his mario's got himself a nice little view today guys zoom in on that mamma mia it's bigger than marios all this time peach has been a sending me trap pictures stop sending me traps oh my god hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and welcome back to cursed comments put some earphones in and yeah let's get into it but um first we need to pay our respects because another one of you guys made a subscribe to fainted song and it's beautiful he even calls his cuties and never do it right now it's free by the way so why not no totes were harmed in the making of this video hashtag paper mario they should be asef chill chill when you're only five minutes away from home but you're starting to lose the battle [Music] le poopy i've never lost at that battle with the power of flex seal x to search feral ghoul roamer he's looking pretty rough yikes draw me like one of your french ghouls that's it i'm done russian soldier handing cat to a kid that's cute sorry kid who run out of mres but you can eat this what a delicacy grown man holds children captive on a locomotive while forcing them to drink his warm liquid well i don't think we're gonna be able to look at this movie the same way again right crazy how your nipples are older than your teeth yeah still waiting for my baby nipples to fall out me going back to my car because i forgot my freaking mask especially when you're about to rob a bank oof plot twist quit simping boys get a frog girlfriend can and will cheat on you very expensive isn't an amphibian has messy hair not a frog frog will never cheat on you just wants food borner amphibian has no hair a frog yeah but you can bang girlfriend i don't understand doesn't the same go for the frog too or am i doing this wrong big jake the world's tallest horse over seven foot tall and over two thousand pounds given that lady's arm she looks pretty jacked as well takes a lot of muscle to jack off big jake oh so that's where the gains are coming from oh dear human brain versus dolphin brain nice collection bro yeah just hanging up on the mantelpiece you know hand over the papers an 18 year old can legally adopt a 17 year old wait a minute what are you doing step dad i've eaten your homework and no one will believe you no one i will bring you to chinese restaurant no one will save you no one [Music] careful you're messing with buddy ruin a video game by changing one letter in the title hmm the legend of zelda a kink between worlds they said ruin not improve a new type of virus which is likely to be passed to be infected after bites by ticks is emerging in china with more than 60 people infected and at least seven killed ah the 2021 teaser is released nice that 2021 dlc is gonna be wild bruh not tonight i have ketchup too bad i got mayo spread them that's so gross tell me a short story about yourself that sounds like a lie but it's absolutely true both my wife and i were adopted as babies and neither of us found out until both sets of our parents died we later did separate searches for our birth parents i found out we are siblings we've yet to tell our four kids and just might not ever i don't think they should know hmm to be fair i don't think that's something you want to hear as a kid it's like oh by the way son me and your mother were actually siblings and you're just like uh what state are we in is alabama no okay we got a problem fun fact you can't look up while your tongue is out wait really hold on let me let me just try a second wait i i think i can we've been tricked we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled i tried and someone just jerked off to me oops i hope you guys didn't do the same thing as me and actually um believe this fun fact and look up to the ceiling with your tongue out looking like a fool i got baited what school thinks happens bully hits kid kid stop that bully why kid points to anti-bully poster bully understandable have a nice day at my school we just shoot each other understandable have a nice day like this image and you will literally inhale oxygen damn he's got a big ballsack i want to suck on it really of all things to suck on you choose garfield nah pp gets hard heterosexuals think of something gay homosexuals think of something straight bisexuals cat hmm or you could think of something dead gets harder guys stop it dead bodies uh not what you want to be fapping to okay we've discussed this men have read it what is the hardest thing to explain to a woman why i'm hard no i'm not horny i was thinking of anything i was reading about the fall of the roman empire okay it just does that what part of the roman empire do you find most sexually arousing uh the part where julius caesar gets penetrated over and over again by all his friends it's good stuff biggest peepee award goes to my stepdad why is everyone hating me all i did was call my stepdad a dick that stuff went from alabama to zero real quick ran out of toilet paper but thankfully this little motherfreaker was nearby that's cute isn't it soft it used to be white uh it's just because it's like a poop joke that's what happens when a dog pulls up under you in the toilet like what do you expect you're going to get pooped on chief goofy did 9 11. i'll freaking do it again stop it goofy can we talk about this twitter page though i don't have you ever seen it guys but it's literally every word did 11 and at the start instead of it saying goofy i'll just change that for a singular word like every single day it's kind of interesting what you see on twitter i guess like it's actually super popular page and all they do is just change a word every day i like it who invented blow up dolls hitler the bulgarian project was supposedly a super secret attempt to stop the spread of syphilis by providing nancy soldiers with inflatable sex dolls that's right hitler invented the blow up doll oh my god senpai thank you for this gift did they use air to inflate or gas let's be real here though guys like i'm starting to think hitler definitely had a thing for like little anime waifus what's the chance he had his own little body pillow he used to snuggle up to every single night oh my god so cute sue filler is wrong guys takes bite alpha mcdouble pounder the animal can't consent to such acts slops milk jug it's harmful to the animal dude ingest an entire kfc chicken combo it's abusive slice is a smokehouse brisket what do you mean i support an animal holocaust i'm sure the cow that died from my burger went through less pain than the puppy that you raw dogged in the ass boys i wanna be please come with me what the frick go yourself girls i want to pee okay let's go nah real homies help control the recoil i used to be like this all the time in school i'd always want a friend to come with me whilst i go for a pee pee it was kind of pathetic now i think about it but you need a bit of company you know like the school toilets is a a very dangerous place and having one of your homies by your side to like hold your pee pee it's really handy if you know what i mean message to andy on tinder you're cute and all but the a not being capitalized in your name is bothering me i think that's a problem though i'm all for the lowercase letters i respect that but keep in mind capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle jack of a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse me with sis you look like a ho you look like a virgin she's not denying she looks like a hoe and says you are a virgin i see a solution to the problem hey stepsister i think you dropped something baby girl against a bear one wait for the bear to make a move two when it attacks duck and shoot in three tickets back four it won't be able to reach you with its short arms five go for a rear naked choke six when the bear passes out it will fall forward you did it seven now snap out of your fantasy and realize you died somewhere around step two instructions unclear smash the bear and i'm a proud father of two now on chat i'll frick the smokes out of you oh yes eat me out in person you are not girl yes but did you still smash though ah can't leave a bro hanging can we what if your first name was holden and your last name was berries and you'd be like i'm holding berries and everyone would think you're holding berries and then holden cox says excuse me sir i feel attacked i'm holding [ __ ] ah ah slash confessions so i banged my cousin nine years ago i had no idea she was related to me i legit found out yesterday when she told me who she's related to we're second cousins so it's not too bad but still bad i'm still in shock oh i banged my third cousin and my buddy told me to stop counting them so it's not actually his fat cousin it's the third cousin he's banged libra world's largest gummy worm brooch that is incredible technique my mom's got one of those but i don't think it's a gummy worm oh dear girl i lost my virginity oh my god you did what was he like are you happy what was so proud of you i can't wait to meet him i swear i had sex no you didn't nobody believed me the first time i had sex but luckily my sister helped assure everyone that i did by the way much coming soon to fainted and you're never gonna be sad he even calls his cuties and never makes us mad so what are you doing you better sub right now or i'm gonna go and throw rocks at your house

Channel: Fainted

Views: 247,030

Rating: 4.9705148 out of 5

Keywords: cursed comments, r/cursedcomments, cursedcomments, cursed comments #19, reddit, r/, top reddit posts, best of reddit, memes, r/cursedcomment, funny posts, fainted

Id: z79U_u2ufJQ

Length: 12min 4sec (724 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 12 2020