FUNNY TINDER POSTS #12

hey so are you a banana not since I last checked then why are you so peeling hmm you did not just do that okay so this guy match to have a gal called Hannah and says so your name is Hannah and that's a palindrome so I gotta ask do you like it from the front or back I'm literally speechless this is the best best message I have ever received in my life I guess we go over she did 23 years old let's just take a look at his profile pictures shall we uh what's this the Twin Towers but I for your 20 free buddy and how can this be possible something's not adding up here Rashid buddy what's going on I'm pretty sure this guy would have been about four years old when a Twin Towers collapsed so I'm Ivan he's a time traveler who he's got some explaining to do hi um do you come from a family of bakers ah what makes you ask that because you're a cutie pie oh my gosh thanks so much my family actually does own a bakery I thought you recognized me okay so we got Alesha 32 years old let's take a look at this bio shall we just trying to find someone special so we can rush into getting married and having a couple children who turn out to be little brats that drain out bank accounts as we slowly start to resent each other you develop a gambling problem I hit the bottle then I poison you ever times so no in his suspicious of me and I collect the insurance but right before you die a miserable slow death I whisper in your ear you should have swipe left and I've remarried to your rich cousin no vegans I'm sure what vegans have to do with any of this insanity but it was good but hey I think we can all agree it's nothing worst and when your wife leaves you for your rich cousin that sucks hey uh what's your mum's address I want to send us some artisan chocolates and ask if I can go out with her daughter she died in January this was our first Christmas without her thanks for bringing that up okay next up we got Trevor 28 years old and he's an accountant wow this guy what a dream and if he thought the student was a snack already just you wait till we look through all of his tinder profile pictures it starts with this then this then this then this okay okay Trevor what's going on here with Eunice teddy bear buddy what what's up but honestly if I was ago and I swipe through all of these by the sixth one I just be faking 28 years old handsome accountant some kind of obsession with a bear this is the perfect guy for me so let's go matches with a guy called mark and he messages our saying hey there sexy oh hi mark oh hi mark happy Honda days happy freaked me in the Asmus I may be agnostic but I'm interested in whatever religion celebrates this special day you're so handsome Merry Christmas hey there gorgeous I'm actually Jewish oops merry winter and a happy rock climb may all your candles be lit as Frank oh man did I really just say lit as Frick feels bad feels bad man the only naughty words you will ever hear come out of my mouth is peepee poo-poo I feel bad saying that all men are the same I'm never gonna find anyone again dead waste my time I went where's yours no eighteen or nineteen year olds or military men more than 20 miles away unmatched me I'm petty as Frick you want to be rude and disrespectful so can I don't waste my freaking time I get 200 matches a day you unmatched me I don't care bye don't smoke looking for something serious I'm a nice girl until you mess up I'm an honest kind of girl wow this is probably one of the most scary tinder profiles I have seen fry this entire seriously how could anybody possibly read this bio and then decide yeah I'm a swipe right for this girl she seems like a great last super-fun stop using tinder to grow your Instagram I'm sorry mate but you just can't stop the movement there's probably girls to advertise they're only fans account on tinder at this point like it's just good marketing let's be honest hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City I'm three miles away but girl tonight she looks so pretty Rachel I think you missed time - you're super like April 1st isn't for another 4 months and you are way out of my league here's your here I didn't mean super like because I think it's pretty creepy to do that but I did mean to like you that's what they all say firstly super like you then they force you to send puppy pics of the dog you just got for Christmas you better show me that puppy right now oh well since you brought it up you could have dog pics if I can have your number hmm that's a fair exchange and then she sends him her number uh-huh dude that is smooth very smooth I actually know a few of my friends who might even be watching this video right now who actually used a picture of a dog that is even theirs on their tinder profile to get them more matches and it actually works and it's so weird because girls genuinely decide to like guys on tinder because ever random picture of a cute dog and I guess they just as human stares they honestly boys if you're struggling put a cute picture for a random dog you found on the ends there on your tinder profile and just watch the matches come flooding in girls love it hey do you want to have good sauce are you offering no it'll be absolutely terrible okay I accept roses of Reds I like to drink Carling you're really pretty would you be my darling no alas his poem was not quite enough young Daniel will continue his search for some muff ah screw it shag yeah oh man how could I be struggling on this app and then people pull off things like this what's the point very okay so we got this girl from University of London oh wow close to me awesome anyways Russians finest export since communism letting in the streets Dostoyevsky in those sheets hit me up if you like vodka and dictators oh my god this is this is really turning me on right now boys ah also cue the comments section boys to comments section it's gonna be full of people telling us how to correctly pronounce Dostoyevsky yeah I should I'm genuinely interested outset word correctly and I can't be bothered to google it so let us know down below in the comments fellas our relationship should be like a Nintendo 64 a classic fun to spend hours with and every issue easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in Samantha 20 years old in this house we eat ass the reason they wear helmets in football is to stop Tom Brady from kissing the other players on the lips that's factual when you match with your ex on tinder I'm still worthy buddy I mean if you match of your eggs on tinder you really have to consider how tragic your life is like no offense I genuinely vinas worse than having no girlfriend whatsoever like oh yeah just broke up with my girlfriend of three years two weeks later about tinder and she matches with me how cool dude like oh yeah I'm still worthy of her awesome no no maybe you shouldn't be liking your ex girl on tinder let's be honest buddy okay so this dude matches with a girl on the 28th December 2016 and he sent her some pretty interesting messages hey how're your holidays going happy anniversary I feel like we're drifting apart Merry Christmas I still care about you it's 2019 buddy I think it's time to let it go I'm really sorry man but come on it's been three years now you're gonna have to do it you're gonna have to unmatch her sorry pal this next post goes out to all my boys under six foot just like me as you guys know I'm five foot nine anyways this next post is going to show you guys how to pick up girls if you are under six foot with this one easy simple trick works every single time guys no joke no scam try to sour check it there are 17 million men in America over 6 feet tall let's say half of them a single that's a point 5 million now let's say half of them are your preferred political leaning we're down to four point two five million let's spread them evenly across all 50 states there are 85,000 in Florida Florida male population is ten point six five million so the percentage of guys in Florida that you ladies will like if you like them tall equals zero point zero zero seven nine eight one two two zero six 5% I'm five foot nine here's my snapchat I've gotta use this one boys I love this man it's really good really smart pick-up line I like it okay so we got Cali 22 years old assistant manager at journeys looking for a husband to sign off on a secta me swipe right for roasting alright boys a swipe right let's go for it alright so is this a two-way roast or are you just trying to light people up because I super liked for a good ass roasting but I got another rules I can't roast you haven't the Jews been roasted enough now you may roast me right so we've got Madeline twenty-two years old here pretty interesting profile picture that's me in Hong Kong after getting tear gassed pepper sprayed shot with pepper bullets and punch to the head concussion by the Chinese cups so you could say I know how to party oh yes Madeline you you really do know how to party my guard and that my friends is it for this episode of funny tinder post I definitely jump into the playlist if you haven't already check out the other episodes chill out vibe give me that watch time you already know if you're on your an tears subscribe to the channel so you never sat on the next episodes and maybe even like the video Wow anyways I'll see you guys later have an absolutely amazing day much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 625,809

Rating: 4.9541941 out of 5

Keywords: tinder, r/tinder, funny tinder posts, funny tinder posts #13, top posts, funniest tinder posts, conversations, messages, tinder messages, tinder conversations, tinder chats, tinder cringe, funny, posts, meme, memes, tinder memes

Id: cQlBO0IiaK8

Length: 11min 36sec (696 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 31 2019