Cursed Comments #2

when my wife tells me to play outside ah I just got and play on my Nintendo switch yeah when your wife is also your mother sweet home alabama' if a kid with autism gets vaccinated what happens level up so I downloaded this app called be my ice a while ago you get FaceTime calls from blind people all over the world and help them with whatever task it is that they need help with I just got my first cool and help this lady pick out almond milk something so small made her day yo have I finished wiping yo holy Sh in what did I miss I've been having sex all day imagine if he posted this during 911 there is one fourth of July that always sticks out for me 1997 that's the year my stepdad pulled me aside from the firework show to reveal he bought a grenades he tossed it off a cliff and just he and I saw it started calling him dad the man earned it that was a dark year for me me and my dad worked the Grand Canyon before for July and then out of nowhere he just blew up right beside me I hope the new sonic in the new Sonic movie gets a little tiny penis like crazy frog I hope its massive and veiny and weaves a trail of blue and lectricity when it drags along the ground why am most cartoons suns strong Wang's sunglasses what are they protecting the eyes from the horrors of mankind retweets if you still know what this is of course the Wiis foreskin lovely product I died in hardcore after five years update 2019 lasted longer than the unvaccinated children haha you see a puddle I see a cool location I see a ring worm infection tiny ballerina massive net crunch a plus relaxing Christ chiropractic ASMR I've done this with my friends a few hours ago I cracked her neck so well she fell asleep immediately page 1 of 15 wife is just girlfriends with cursive binding in Schad Muntz and dad is boyfriend's with cursive vanishing I need my dog five miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day I ran over five miles today my bad nice nice leap year birthday boy finally marks his 18th after 72 years ah so he's legal oh we got a PD five video K and he's saying oh my god I didn't know you could hang them 232 locum porn that japanese forest be like please stop calling me okay simpson what are you gonna do kill my wife poison gas Pokemon found in Holocaust Museum and officials are real mad ah spawn camping what a douchebag how does having sex of a woman whom just gave birth feel like pretty awkward for the staff and family members in the room how far can you go sister school thoughts girlfriend sidechick reddit mods but my sister is all of them what caffeine really does to your body this is why I stay away from coffee I prefer to do crack cocaine why didn't the Japanese man get a high five because Logan pull left him hanging this joke is older than the bodies in my basement a scan of a 1,000 year old Buddha statue revealed the body of a monk hidden inside ah winner of the hide-and-seek competition 10:19 my American wife when she sees me encouraged drinking to our sixteen-year-old son me an Italian see no problem with it German here high five Germany and Italy get all times stop it right there watching The Lion King me I've never seen this before wife oh dear better get the tissues ready me I'm hardly going to jack off to a bunch of lions Karen on second thoughts oh yeah insidious face of fire okay okay I was scratching my balls during this part and when the face popped up I almost ripped my dick off when she says she suffers from anxiety depression and memes on her escape ah that's hot that's hot Sponge Bob with a boner is unsettling yeah your pets have misspelled highly arousing he's got so many school supplies odd is so cool if mike wazowski chin is also his crush then if he grew out to beard it would count as his pubes do you think society should limit what is acceptable to think I've ever understood why people download form like what's the points just in case there's no Wi-Fi at the funeral I mean you could always open the casket just saying you make $1.00 every dab but the money appears at random places in the world so one can appear in someone's [ __ ] or in the circulatory system why did you think of this when you asked a question in class and the professor says that's a great question I love when the teacher pets my [ __ ] new urinal concept designed to prevent all of that mess yo I measure the spider getting in there or wasps making a nest in there oh my god guys look at this coffee time meme so cool coffee should I try it okay I will try blah blah blah I think you're crazy now replace coffee with lights or heroin and it's basically me the problem is we start our day on cellphones not on our knees I'm not sucking dick first thing in the morning Oh what is the best response to your weird you talk a lot of it for a dude in [ __ ] shot distance oh no I went shooting some time ago and it was fun preparing for school I see humans grow skin on penis to protect it Jews know protect it from what the Pope my mom is putting up cameras in my room now no particular reason probably cuz she's insane it was just out of the blue assert dominance by masturbating yes you stare into the camera where it's every time why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call did he have a game plan for if a Squatch comes barreling towards them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner what the Frick do you think the point of Finding Bigfoot is my suicide would break my family's heart that's the only reason I'm alive don't let your family stop you from pursuing your dreams baby girl this picture of Todd Howard it makes me feel with every single possible emotion at once even lust mostly lust just lost my virginity 17 male ask me anything how was it my guy terrible why it's my ass hurts now uncle Larry is so big Society looks up to a man who set foot on the moon and yet looks down on men who have crammed a large amount of rocks into their genitals what I crammed 40 freaking pebbles into my [ __ ] and I got suspended from school what a joke I got fired from the suicide hotline apparently do a flip when you jump is the wrong way to handle these situations just call him and say you're going to kill yourself because you lost your job pornhub is now offering subtitles for its hearing-impaired audience suck their dick brush vigorous slurping have you put a bee in the freezer it will get cold and full of sleep after it's asleep put it in your mouth but don't eat it just let it sit there and will get warm and wake up now you have a bee in your mouth why the [ __ ] would I do that guys I need some help please read so I've been coming in my roommates girlfriends Body Wash because they're annoying as frak for like two months I judge it off in the shower open the pump dump it and give it a good shake he just told me a period was super late said he took a pregnancy test and she's knocked up he said I trust her I guess a condom raped her I don't know and they're going to race it we have a year on the lease problem is I'm Greek and they're white as frack what are the chances I'm a dad what the Frick is wrong with you Roderick tried to France hamster key what is tried Manny succeeded I hate shower strikes the drain hurting my dick I need a girlfriend nothing beats the satisfaction that you got in 2010 when Rick Rowley someone nothing beats the satisfaction are you got in 2010 when you committed vehicular manslaughter and got away of it I went on to create a popular mean channel nine years later with no one suspecting a thing hi there we're sorry to hear this what is the problem that you're facing you tell me dude what the heck is this on my pizza clearly wasn't in the oven long enough I'll search our forts it'll be a lot harder for kids to win against their parents and video games in the future mind blowing my Parenthood goal is to stay just good enough for the latest game so I can beat my kids at their latest game and then go victory for their mother King Ernie issues of royal decree abortion is now illegal well he loves the idea of dead babies he hates the idea of women having rights even more the solution is simple just make abortion compulsory ah when grandpa wants you to fix his computer so you close the 83 taps in his browser um the engineer baby that's a lot of furry porn grandpa when you're masturbating having sex or taking a dump and your pet walks in do you let them stay in the room who would I be having sex with if they want in the room let me come on dude well what do you think I am surprisingly hard running with a boner if you remove a few ribs you could tuck your head onto it hold it with your lips then roll around to chase people what inspired your mind to give birth to such an idea and make people read this comment stops time jerks off everyone I'm fighting time resumes they all come at once and while they're coming I slit their throats couldn't you just sweat their frode's while time was frozen I had no time anyways guys in this video I really hope you did enjoy and I'm certainly enjoying this new series I think it's awesome and yeah Trank a new episode up you guys very very soon anyways yeah hope you guys have an absolutely amazing day and I will see you all in the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

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Id: JpwiLZSJY4Y

Length: 10min 38sec (638 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 04 2019