How is Twitter free? #126

ninja is now following you ninja this is a little cruel ninja what happened to you ninja minecraft how's the cuties fainted and welcome to house twitter free the series where you guys tag me in funny tweets and i read them out epic like the video right now or zac efron will steal your copy of halo free couldn't be more proud that this is my legacy hashtag nico for maya 12 percent of londoners aged 25 to 34 also said they would vote for mr amalana who wears children's sunglasses and whose main policy is to force boris johnson to shush honestly i'm actually surprised it's only 12 dude next we've got a post from weird dms come out and have a nice cold pair with dad it's good for you and they're ready to eat come on little kids staring at you in restaurants you just got this like little four-year-old across the table looking at you like and like staring you out what the frick you looking at chief man i hate that stuff i remember a child looking at me a few years ago i'd be pointing a finger spinning around the circle so she went no i'm talking to her telling a child without telling them turn the freak around don't look at me ugh my boyfriend a shooter her boyfriend [Music] look at that track suit baby he's even got the nikes on and the freaking whip in the back as well what is that this guy that's fresh out of mcdonald's on a friday night mate so accurate though girls be like yeah my boyfriend he could totally scrap you out i mean he's a proper beast and he looks like this next up dream tweets out i decided to finally get a real job and retire from my mickey mouse subscribers thank you to those who encouraged me don't care plus motherfreak had probably got a job at disney world plus ratio name dave plus goofy haircut plus ratio plus mickey mouse tweet don't care plus oh no his booty smells like poo poo why is that [ __ ] bro h m are offering suits for 24 hours free of charge for people who have a job interview not sure if it's all h m's but solace in the westfield branch and you know what dude shout out to h m bro that's pretty cool 24 hour free suit hire for your job interview exclusively available at h m.com that is awesome what about if someone has an interview at h m though does he not get it and it starts with a text of her saying i want to go to these places yo those look sick they're not far either i know so then what's stopping you oh that's a rip moment next up dean norris tweets out before the kids put it out there with this image [Music] and i think it's because there's been this meme going around this week of like his happy face and his angry face plastic straw yay paper straw no but seriously i'm sorry bro but uh that's not good for the environment you should not be celebrating a plastic straw hey dean looking good duck duck goose chicken society when i say peacock versus society when i say poop [ __ ] the nuts these nuts these nuts netflix yeah the pirate bay when the rock is a mineral yeah when the mineral is a rock and uh someone did the courtesy of photoshopping this on some anime girls which is uh really nice block enough ads and you start to get the good stuff you can't run forever tom hanks promoted tweet wow this guy like actually spent money so he could get this promo on twitter what an absolute champ no one wants to see ads for stuff like burger king bro i want to be seeing stuff like this maybe i should pay to promote some of my tweets how many more until i get the good stuff and they've blocked 4 730 accounts oh my gosh i thought i saw anyone doing this they're in different languages sometimes lol and this dude has blocked 13 000 accounts how have you even got the time to do that you must have been on twitter for like 10 years dude this is my favorite promoted tweet that i've ever seen i never would have seen it if i didn't also block all promoted tweets welcome to the hot wife lifestyle be careful what you asked for a little amazon link hashtag erotic romance michael's new job has won catch he has to share his wife with the boss michael convinces karina to join a hot wife lifestyle it doesn't go quite the way he planned this has zero likes zero retweets and zero replies like dog imagine actually dropping a check okay on twitter.com to promote a tweet and then uh literally getting zero interactions that is an l moment i'm amazed because if i saw this on my promo tweets i'd be like damn let me let me click that link right now and probably get about 50 million pop-ups on my screen one of my personal faves i've gotten since i started blocking brands yummy eggs this is money well spent bro at least this one actually ended up getting some interactions you know well deserved well deserved choose your fighter and we got some more ads roses bloomed fully and the fragrances spread it all over with your sleepy sleepy eyes and fin slim figure makes me crazy for you you and you only [Music] kendall jenner what this dude thought he dropped like 50 dollars for a twitter promo ad and kendall jenner would uh give me a little follow back sorry dude lol damn how many females like their mouth being spit into definitely worthy of paying to get this tweet promoted next we got a video captioned hate the skate we can't relate and uh we've got a little video here of um mlg skater versus karen she's dropping the fortnight dancers bro she running she's trying to hurt him he did well to stay on the board there and again there she goes good exercise eh yeah dude this is like the most ambitious 1v1 of 2021 okay bro no but seriously like i i don't really understand why people get so salty about skaters bro unless someone's coming to a 360 kickflip onto your front garden like why why bro why are you taking the time out of your day to like stop them such a disrespected sport man next up we got a video from dudes posting their w's okay some guy's about to take a dub out here yeah so they're just kind of like what what the [ __ ] who is that that is a freaking huge dub right there bro this guy really just walks over so casually he sees some girls sitting down by the table whips up the flip tricks boom and walks away look at the swag when he's walking away dude like if there's any way to impress a girl in public like this just is it bro forget about going over time being like hey what's up girl oh yeah i've got a 20 000 followers on uh instagram you wanna follow me back babes no why do that when you can go over and just do a little kickflip on your tech deck okay damn today is the only day you can retweet okay it's uh 24th of april let's see okay so we've got a little facebook chat with like josh josh josh josh josh had a few other josh's and um this guy says you're probably wondering why i've gathered you all here today uh because we all share the same names precisely on the 24th of april 2021 at 12 p.m meet at these coordinates we fight whoever wins gets to keep the name everyone else has to change their name you have a year to prepare good luck oh my gosh i'm pretty sure i've seen this post before like months and months months ago and i completely forgot about it but this is the day as i'm recording this guys all of these josh's maybe meeting up together at these coordinates for an absolute scrap i want to know who ends up winning dude i really do we need an update on this i vouch for josh but then again josh looks really buff and josh looks really fast no dummy it's obviously joshua's gonna win yeah i mean it's so obvious bro put ten thousand dollars down on josh and like a winning bet easy easy next up we got some struggle tweets just got my 39 000 hospital bill for having a stroke at 34. and that does not look pretty bro a new york hospital reply thank you for reaching out please send us a direct message so that we can learn more and he says just got a call from the hospital my actual balance seventy four thousand one hundred and eighty you can see the pain in that lmfao right there bro this guy really thought he was down bad with like a um thirty eight thousand dollars but after tweeting turns out seventy four thousand dollars ah like you really thought the uh new york hospital was gonna have his dms like oh it's cool bro i saw you got uh 10 likes on twitter and you're verified don't worry dude you could pay like 10 but no they were like actually you owe us more u.s health system be like trade offer i receive eight thousand dollars you receive ten minute right to the hospital [Music] wow my guys on step one the only step really american health care plan part one of three accepting your death but hey at least you have face clan okay do not copy from the textbook textbook he died in 1995. me in 1995 he died yeah but i've never understood that very like they give you a textbook in class and like study this and then write an essay about it but you can't like take any direct quotes at all otherwise it's like plagiarism or whatever but it's like if there's a key fact about someone that they literally died in 1995 how else do you want to say it like does it really matter if you change like literally two words just because you wrote it in a textbook doesn't mean like you're the only person who can ever write about that fact does anyone agree with me and if you need to reach a word count this man lived a prosperous life until he knocked on death's door in 1995. don't forget to spell out 1995 and add more adjectives that's another thing bro word counts suck as well it's like dog if you can write your stuff in less words surely that's an accomplishment i think fair enough having a max word count but dude why why would you have a minimum word count if someone wants to write two words yeah they're probably gonna get an f okay but someone might just be able to write the essay in like i don't know a thousand words instead of 1500 and it'd still be epic but hey it is what it is american producers when the scene of a movie takes place in mexico oh that's so accurate anyways guys that's it for the video hope you enjoyed and if you did click on the screen to check out more episodes and yeah i'll see you on the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

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Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #126, fainted

Id: lFlf1-Z-8Cw

Length: 11min 37sec (697 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 25 2021