Creating a baby monster in Crusader Kings 3 | Monster Factory

oh my god justin what does it do why why would you let us do this just in the king beardson and his wife and i think son maybe are very disappointed in you why what did i do well what did you left if you left a freaking fridge door open again left the potty seat up didn't you i don't know what you did did you did you dribble on the potty seat because they are pissed off dude these people have potties um no this is a medieval time so i don't know what kind of situation they were working with there is that as far as i know they just did it on the ground and used magic to make it go away let's play crusader kings 3. how much you know about crusader kings 3 uh i tried to play it for 10 minutes and got so bored i fell asleep that's not that's not great it's probably my fault all right let's just uh plop our asses down somewhere i don't know about you justin but i've got come mania hold on what are we feeling like i mean sweden's looking good to me uh you're picking who you hate or who you love this is picking where i'm gonna sort of plop my pop down my my castle yeah sweden's looking real nice what's doll what's you like doll oh it's little isn't it little but it believes in itself doesn't it oh let's do that let's do doll and we'll be and i'll be honest i already kind of like count fastie he's actually already doing it for me a little bit um but we're not going to do him we're going to do our own ruler this is it huh that's a good screw you got pants does he have pants that should be our first use griffin can you spin seven research points to create pants customize further yes i would like to go beyond that i don't think we get to choose clothes oh okay well fine but we do get to [ __ ] them up this way and i'm excited about it this looks like this looks like that play-doh dude you know what i mean like play-doh barber and you squish the play-doh out and that's it but it's like a little more refined oh he's a big a big big [ __ ] wait wait hold on it got a little too big for tv and it kind of gave him a sort of crop top situation up there that i kind of like can you mess with that height again because it was pretty good it on the other side yeah i mean that [ __ ] that [ __ ] quad the head doesn't adjust i think it's just i think they're using dreamworks technology um on this one oh [ __ ] this is these are ooh juice it's been a while since we've had good slighties baby yeah those sliders are impactful yeah head profile oh whoa juice oh that's a jut oh that's a jet that's a nelson right there baby i'm so i'm so ready baby i love seeing them get dumber there you go yeah i love it which one wow yeah that rules to me that's like we're getting and i'm i'm not a fan of mr scott adams and his works but this is giving me big dilbert energy bd either cte right here um finicky sliders a little bit all right all right right i already [ __ ] up the nose like giving him sort of a vestigial tusk in a way that i can appreciate complexion type i think maybe we make a nasty king i think we make the nastiest king imaginable i want to because i don't know how to play this game i just want to brute force my way through it with the nastiest king anybody's ever seen i want to get rid of the hair too that's good that tickles me your ben do they both bend that's such a i love that they give me that oh it is quite actually it is important oh hell yeah i hear i can hear voices from the ceiling because that's the way my ears point i like you know what i love is that down right at the bottom at the earlobe you're actually seeing like stretching like that the skin is like i can't graph it i can't wow that's good that [ __ ] rips dude i'm not even halfway through the anatomy menu this is good [ __ ] oh this is gonna be good too i bet oh please steal oh we are we can really here's the question do we want to [ __ ] him up what is the line there what is that line what is that line can you enhance that's that line is like um you know top face dot exe like we're seeing inside the matrix right there and that's not i don't know that's what we want negative cheek fat oh no oh god y'all yo you gotta test this stuff you gotta work on it a little bit paradox you gotta make the face it's gotta all work together if you're gonna let it get silly you gotta have some logic for that oh boy this is musculature i can see i can see how the mouth is going to move because of the muscles coming out of the face he's being ruined by syphilis well i just want to put a quick caveat he has not been ruined by syphilis yet well i mean it's it which one do we like that's good griffin i like that i kind of like this better interesting let's go with that then i'm easy to please to die wow okay i heard that one hit you oh that when it went down swift yeah baby width hi geeks hi hey what's going on crusader kings can i ask where you've been all my life uh chin detail a little dimple all right we are leaning in the mac tonight territory i really like it jetting out though i do too [ __ ] [ __ ] me in my life oh mack tonight ah damn it i can't help but it's the best one yeah oh you know what though the the wide is good i like the wide there it feels like his head looks like a cradle for a wireless telephone why did i suddenly get the urge to do a pop 360 shove it what do you think what do you think mr hawk he looks like a [ __ ] xenomorph yeah he's very good ah oh [ __ ] wow it's quickly it's amazing how quickly you can make him become a character played by jim carrey in a movie it's sucking what huh oh [ __ ] i mean if we do want to keep on the mission i'm making the nastiest rowdiest king imaginable wow but look at him high though this is almost getting handsome again yeah wow wow wow oh man it looks like an aqua bat [Laughter] now i'm going to bet the hair on this now actually looks pretty good so let's just it's going to say cannot hair error error or no hair yeah his forehead his scalp goes down to his eyes no hair i get i'm i'm guessing if you tried a few different hairs i'm betting there's not a single one that doesn't look like a piece on this fall right they're all like oh no this is natural okay that's it then we are gonna give him a of a voluptuous one oh yeah jaw angle wow wow both are so much further than i thought it would be huh yeah they really did they do this for us we should ask it looks like a go back and forth like that again yeah it looks like a pinball flipper huh uh-huh this is really hard for me yeah these are both very good um i feel like go straight down and lose some of that i'm not going to reference mac tonight because nobody watching this understands that right well i think they only know it through the lens of our show where we've definitely made mac tonight before whoa what is he rip my poison sacks they're not even trying to make it look like his whole head's moving at the same time no it's just we have this one jaw here you can do what you want with it this is good not enough people are allow you to really use all the paints in the jar you know i hope this is this good [ __ ] me wow y'all i don't i like that one not because i don't know how that's even working yeah that's gonna be fun to see i'm gonna be it's gonna hey juice yeah look at the side profile here okay did we make a horse um blurred your eyes a little bit okay no i can kind of see this is sort of the mouth part this looks like a horse wearing a human mask on the top of its head wow this is huge for us girl god eyes i can't believe we're not done [ __ ] oh boy mighty jeez a pete go off the grid there red eyes like the devil's eyes does it let you do cold black eyes like a doll's eyes let's see yes that's chilling you like that i don't know if i do or not like is a ver this is sort of continuing on my idea that this is a this is a horse wearing a man mask this is [ __ ] upsetting actually i don't want to do that because if you think of it that way it gets scary like don't totally chicken out when you're this close to art oh man oh [ __ ] what did i do i lit up her size well i do want him to be able to see he has to keep his eyes open when you're playing the game of thrones you got to be able to see the other king battalions or else they're going to get you what kind of eyebrows do you like on a gentleman justin ooh the bushiness does really highlight the uh the brow the arch there yeah whoa okay this i can't believe that they i love this because maybe he's just a see a sippy boy um who's not really in charge of the like anybody who knows knows that he is not no no no no no that's too plugged in i love that though he's so dialed into what you're saying you know what our king he looks terrible and is terrible but what god what a good listener nasolabial detail you know you know like it it like lazy basically real detail you know it it's the it's the line between the nose and the that's what this i've given him a mustache is what that is oh god yes [ __ ] no man oh geez oh geez oh oh oh geez she's it in like that is nice geez man yeah that side view griffin is getting to where i can't perceive it anymore yeah no it's like not recognizable as a dude anymore and it could be just sort of a a bunch of i don't know getting like surest though like i can't even conceive of the geometry yeah it could just be a bunch of old rotten fruit that's just sort of in a pile can i say though congratulations to crusader kings and i actually don't know if anybody's ever done this is simultaneously give you the front view and the side view like this is actually for our purposes it's a huge innovation oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah wow yeah wow i'm in hog heaven right now it lets you do the different lips i griffin you gotta we gotta move a bit faster just go i don't know chew some stuff wow huh oh um did you hear the mcrib is back [Music] gotta get in there i'd love to help it [Music] um oh that's good i know sad you wouldn't be happy if you were him this is one of the more upsetting ones that we've made i wouldn't be happy oh he's now it now his lips are kind of goofing awesome oh no no no jesus christ oh no you shouldn't we have we usually have to hack to get this kind of thing open mouth oh i don't want him to i'm afraid of what's in there the face rigging has ceased to function why okay wait stop boys open mouth a slider that's something we do so good we can do it you don't have to pre-create mouth open or closed oh oh this is the upper lip upper lip size yeah baby oh god god i would follow this king to the ends of the earth yeah i'll die for him all right hairstyle this is really gonna be we gotta nail this bowl is a good [ __ ] start i'll be honest with you crusader kings yeah that was a good pick but it's gotta be beautiful i mean it's really gotta be beautiful that's awesome what that's pretty cool too what other color options do we have oh that's nice oh it looks like you know what he looks exactly like um gerald of rivia [Laughter] doesn't he he does did you watch it yeah he looks that's so funny i wonder how a beard is going to figure out how to get on there you're going to crash your pc you understand your progress i want to click one of these and have the beard stop like right here and like kind of try to slap itself on and then just drop it it'll appear in your drop box oh [ __ ] yeah i would if i was him you know what i mean like there's so many good ones on there they're really exciting i don't disagree i just like if you obscure any of the face yeah you know this is also just dr zaius it's like yeah finnish appearance he's little he i forgot he's little it's actually very good i do like that they went ahead and named him troll the troll dynasty but he's a good christian boy and i do appreciate that randomize let's yeah let's randomize the sexual orientation that feels good to me that's how yeah i love that it's natural um and then we get to pick our faith no opportunities to get in trouble here juice yeah just pick the funniest griffin real quick just pick the funniest religion do they have southern baptist on here probably not no they don't have that's the only one you're allowed to dunk on yeah that feels that feels right to me which one of these ah where where when did luther get in there and get silly with it what is this for this is like called culture of it just like boring white that's the only one that's okay for us yeah oh swedish and we'll do a random catholic name like luke troll isaac troll matthew maybe the swedish names are better cattle large troll in control bjorn wolf that's pretty good but let's finish i don't want to pick a swedish game because it's like god it's funny other days are different from ours that's a fair point uh coat of arms could i get one that's just blank just a nice white shield just a single solid color beetlejuice that's the beetlejuice tribe age does this actually have an aesthetic oh yes it does yes this has an aesthetic effect oh my god justin what does it do [Laughter] why would you let us do this [Laughter] the mad boy king he's zero [Laughter] this is our first baby griffin i don't want to be don't make don't allow me to born married born married born married [ __ ] this is so good it's great no come on i want i want a beautiful big boy beautiful baby who grows up into a beautiful big man i love him still i love him a lot actually personality now this is where things get fun you're only supposed to pick a few of these but we can go pretty hog wild and they are separated into sort of binary choices lustful baby is a character type you don't see a lot well i think maybe he'll age into that yes i don't know uh he'll see some gummy bears and be like oh yes gluttonous greedy lazy wrathful just a regular baby so far yeah arrogant deceitful craven shy very ambitious chemical paranoid sadistic stubborn eventful forgiving oh interesting other traits he's a very bad person but he can forgive other bad people yeah now this is where it can get a little bit out of control and we have to really be careful here because we could we could no pun intended but it is kind of intended throw the baby out with the bathwater i guess these work kind of like they do in sims um so we can say he's a legendary reveler i love that he's really good at hunting as a baby and he's a blade master is he brave no he's not actually let me get that off there it's crazy is he a seducer is he whole of body does he is he um very deeply into religious study yeah now oh i don't i'm not no i can't it's a lot i can't lover's pox is something something else leprous maybe we could save this one and then go in and add all these modifications because i'm pretty sure if we gave him everything he would die as soon as the game started which would make her it's pretty short it's like an accelerated pace right it's i'm assuming yeah okay i'll do do you think one eyed is rad he kind of looks like big boss right now doesn't he look exactly like gerald and big boss one legged yep disfigured what hmm did they just man in the iron mask him gal a little bit of gout in my life a little bit of thai fish on my side a little bit of small boxes all i need that griffin you're gonna kill him all right smallpox is too much no wait i don't want to make him hideous i want to make him beautiful [Music] [Laughter] what just happened they tried to fix everything oh oh you don't say what's up i'm zach i'm i'm his older brother i'm attractive which made my my testicles work 30 percent better do you want to form an alliance with me can we at least make him a genius he has to be a genius it has to be and he's really strong i love that uh miracle worker i like that he is a witch that's true wild oat what does that mean oh he's born out of wedlock is he an adulterer yeah is he a fornicator sure has he murdered absolutely he has does he does he [ __ ] party are you kidding me are you kidding me crusader kings three i didn't know that you were cool like that i like that that's like a a plus five yeah it's dependent on the consumption of wait put it back dependent on the consumption of hashish to deal with the stress of everyday life that is not a small character trait that seems like a pretty big part of who you are man it's 20 21 i think it's not it's actually not in this game i guess that's true i mean but they had their own stuff they were going but you're making a zero year old that's dependent on the consumption of hashish i mean let's just assume that they won't give him hashish until he's old enough to be able to handle it right fair where does a zero year old know how to although if the zero year old looks like this he knows where to get drugs i bet uh and he's athletic okay and he's irritable okay he's a journaler he's reclusive and he's a journalist thank you justin i think that's probably gonna be um it okay let's just see how we cause we put a little bit of extra mustard on him just with those all right i still like it do we want to start him off groan wow that's just like such a huge i mean i just made we just made all those decisions i mean it's fun i mean it's fine yeah you're right you're right all right now we can give him skills or maybe we can't why don't they have the guts to give you give him skills i can it just takes me a while because he's got minus a lot no i don't want him to be diplomatic what am i [ __ ] talking about terrible terrible marshall how high can i go see i don't think you're supposed to do it that much because there's not even a click to hold it down 70. excellent he's an excellent martial wait it went nice oh my god game of the year you shouldn't have well griff now you gotta i mean yeah now we're playing the whole thing um so his last name's beetlejuice it'd be cool if you could make the first and second name beetlejuice because then you could trick people into summoning oh yeah beetlejuice a lot that's cool that's cool they let you do that i don't know if it's like the most marketable in terms of our ip no but a problem i had when i was doing the tutorial for this game is that i had a hard time telling the names apart and so i feel like doing this would actually be sort of helpful for me okay good so he so are we okay with his name being beetlejuice i will take your laughter as a yes only wait wait wait before you finalize i'll only do this if we can commit we can't just call him beetlejuice cause that's a different thing no yeah he's got it's a different name okay oh he's already kind of dying though it's okay we made the game very easy all i have to do is um make sure that um he ages safely and has an air as fast as possible this two days passed all right we're about a weekend he's still alive okay that's looking good to be all right so we're in the it's a small little place isn't it should we take over sweden yeah why don't we just get sweden as a pickup let's get in there the whoa they don't like me at all negative a hundred is about would you like you this is hey i'm realizing a problem here's my council this is my bishop he doesn't cover me my spymaster can i um it's a radical baby cake everyone hates you can i give you a gift i don't have any gold do i oh okay um i thought this is some kind of fighting game i didn't think you'd have to do diplomacy no we've got everybody hates you well let me just check on my court yeah my whole court doesn't care for me a single person enjoys your steez okay this is cool i just need to find a sort of a different um i need to find someone to team up with like yeah let me talk to him i offer to i offer to guard you i hate your guy i'm gonna say dude tollier you're gonna love his [ __ ] [ __ ] you king [ __ ] and um yeah you're gonna really like it and so let's send that um wait should you use a hook you suck i don't have a hook you're not entirely sure what that means but rag and healed we got you you're gonna hate your guts choose a ward from their court him then her have these kids take the kids i don't know what i'm there yes we'll not accept that doesn't like that even that's a nega that's actually more reflective of their actual feeling on you yeah and it says negative 344. i'm not offering to send a guard to their court i'm saying send your child here i can promise good stewardship you're younglings oh man but check it out we will also make your child swedish and oh you don't like it now okay all right so that's that strat's not gonna you have to do something good for these people let's see what my current situation not endorsed by the bishop so we need to get him to like us or else he i don't know what it's me but i'm somehow the bishop of this land um i'll educate your a child me i'll educate no educate me i'm the child that has to soften his heart convert me baby i'll be whatever i don't give a [ __ ] just please like me just please like me yeah i'll become lombard if that's what you want let's do it baby [Music] i hope he has some sort of medical training because i am quite sick i believe let's focus my education on what health intrigue they're never going to see me coming that's the sneakiest sickest kid in town yeah let's do all right let's get you know what let's start doing a little uh i can't murder here [Laughter] oh [ __ ] but what is there there should be another thing to click like i won't live till adulthood please please be cool just chill i'm never gonna have an air this okay okay so we can swear fealty i bet he'll like just yeah he'll like that i'm getting kind of stressed out because i didn't like that but he'll he'll enjoy that beetlejuice beetlejuice oh you almost said it we almost tricked him huh yeah my leash what's up you like us now uh let's check he's at negative 98 baby we're moving the needle though progress progress um i just want to tweak the contract just a little bit oh wait this is my contract so i don't want to raise my own taxes no um oh there's a new faction i don't know what that means no that's against you against your king no i don't think so king erica secretary oh [ __ ] yeah you're right uh-oh yeah we gotta talk to you i gotta talk to these guys i'm gonna arrange a marriage with um my chancellor and um karen nope karen seven no no no seven please don't even ask griffin i can't this this sucks i need a i need more hooks do you know any hook based cheat codes i don't know what the hook is for it brings us back is that is that something where it's like if you have it you could just threaten any deal with that like well i still have my hook all right if i'm gonna do schemes it seems like i have to do them on my own court oh oh well hey listen folks thanks so much for watching this dead and i the typhus is what did it didn't it well you just watched eight months though come on it's a good run okay i think this was a fun first step into the brave world of crusader kings three but i think yeah i would love to do another episode in this where the child i think that would be great away instantly and i would also love to point out that against all odds he does look a lot more like beetlejuice now somehow that did well it's because he is a dead person now like beetlejuice is like beetlejuice right click well this was a no one saw this coming no heirs unfortunately no errors for this eight month old baby um better we'll get him next time yeah we'll get him next time we'll do better in our next round of crusader kings [Music] so you

Channel: The McElroy Family

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Rating: 4.9732108 out of 5

Keywords: my brother my brother and me, mcelroy, justin mcelroy, griffin mcelroy, monster factory, crusader kings 3, crusader kings, crusader kings baby, crusader kings character creator, character creator, beetlejuice

Id: bs0zhMCul5Q

Length: 29min 43sec (1783 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 27 2021

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[u/Dao_Jarlen]

I fucking love monster factory. My only wish is that they'd stop showing the final product in the thumbnail, because I fucking love surprises too

[u/sgtwoegerfenning]

The moment they realise that they need to do diplomacy with their character was beautiful

[u/Akan97]

Rest in Peace Beetlejuice-Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2021-2021). Gone but never forgotten.

[u/rufus418]

You can hear the exact moment Justin wanted to tweet Tony Hawk about getting into skateboarding.

[u/carnabyskeet]

Watching every episode of Monster Factory an embarrassing number of times has frankly done nothing to prepare me for how utterly buckwild this game's character creator is. Funniest episode in quite a while.

[u/pike_trickfoot]

Baby went to straight up HELL, how did they not mention that??

[u/FloweryAfro]

This actually made me want to play that game

[u/TheFootshooters]

Griffin's "I don't want to see what's inside his mouth" comment made me spit take my coffee this morning

[u/fakeMD]

I hope that game has at least one more video in it.