GRIFFIN: Let me ask you something, Justin. JUSTIN: Yeah? GRIFFIN: Is this a thing that you worry about whenever you're making a chair, is put... is that you do put like, little fart holes? JUSTIN: [laughs] GRIFFIN: You know, not every monster has to be a big scaly beast with sharp... teeth and sharp--sharp body and scales that cut you and has blood and nasty stuff. Or like a weird looking dude. Sometimes a monster can be an inanimate object that doesn't have a heart or a soul. JUSTIN: To this point, it's been a factory... GRIFFIN: Right. JUSTIN: ... of monsters. Now, we're going to take it back. This is industrialized. Right now, we're rejecting industrialization. We're saying let's take it back to the monster workshop. GRIFFIN: Yeah. So we're going to play this demo for woodwork simulator. It just came out. Part of what may be an arts and craft series, depending on how successful this video is. So share with your friends, share with your fucking parents. And um... JUSTIN: Share with your old Pap Pap. GRIFFIN: Share with old Pap Pap. Say, you know how you love chair? These boys do chair in this one. This--let's build this wonderful chair. JUSTIN: [laughs] You're taking on an advanced mission, I see. Already. GRIFFIN: I have been playing this game all of four minutes, and I did not do the toot. So we're going to jump right in. We're going to build this wonderful chair. Okay. So Justin, we should explain. You have been doing some work of the wood. JUSTIN: Yeah. Very little... This looks like a very hand tool oriented shop. So I won't be able to recognize all these things. That's a lathe. I know that. GRIFFIN: We love that. JUSTIN: There's a hand drill. Looks like a... for--for drilling holes, there. You gotta all, all bit on there. GRIFFIN: So you just drill it right in there. JUSTIN: Yeah. Now, I don't think that that's... [laughs] GRIFFIN: You hold it in and it goes all the way in. JUSTIN: Share integrity is already... questionable. GRIFFIN: What does that mean? JUSTIN: Well, integrity? [laughs] GRIFFIN: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, why does the chair-- JUSTIN: Why does it--it'll probably be fine with a hole there. Now, what I'm not seeing in your shop... And I don't know. Maybe you have to spin this--buy this with wood bucks. GRIFFIN: Yeah. A saw? JUSTIN: Is a saw. [laughs] I see no kind of saw here for these curves. A band saw would be nice, if you got... GRIFFIN: Well, here's one. JUSTIN: Uhh... GRIFFIN: Let's do a little bit practice on this table. JUSTIN: Yeah, on the table. GRIFFIN: What we need is some fucking scrap. Don't we? JUSTIN: Yeah. There's wood. [laughs] There's wood everywhere. GRIFFIN: There's wood right out there! Let me get at that wood! There's--there's fucking burner wood out there. Let me at it! I'm gonna open up the door and go get some wood. JUSTIN: [laughs] You go outside and it's like, "Time for work!" There's a whole office for you to go to. And your wife and kids are there, and you gotta keep them happy, too. GRIFFIN: That's a sweet rig. Well, I guess we're going to have to just actually do... Where did my big piece of wood go? Okay. There it is. Look at this. Beautiful. What is this, Justin? What do you think? Pine? Chestnut? JUSTIN: It's definitely not pine. I don't know. Maybe a... it might be a... maybe it's chestnut, or oak, or hickory. I mainly work with pine because it's cheap. Okay, that's a lathe. That's not gonna get you where you need to be. GRIFFIN: Oh, I can kind of ramp it. I can kind of do a--oh, look, Justin! Now we're doing a puzzle game. JUSTIN: [in a British accent] Hey guys, this is my no clip strategy. A wood worker. GRIFFIN: Oh, okay. So I can just--okay. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to rotate this to make it sort of a bridge and we'll do it. Here we go. Okay. So now we're up here. And now look, you see how I have this open window? That's clear-- Ah fuck. Wait. JUSTIN: Okay. Perfect. [laughs] GRIFFIN: Oh! Wood! Here's a saw. JUSTIN: Saw. Saw wood. GRIFFIN: Saw wood. I just keep taking screenshots. Of what? What do I want that for? Where do I put this to begin my incredible sawing? JUSTIN: Try to put it in the vice. Maybe that will work. GRIFFIN: Is this the vice? JUSTIN: That's a lathe. GRIFFIN: I'll tell you what. Let's just get the saw out, let's just start working. This is taking too long. JUSTIN: Okay. GRIFFIN: Oh, just like that, baby. JUSTIN: Oh yeah, baby. Real nice. GRIFFIN: We just, we just clicky clicky clicky. JUSTIN: Just click on through. GRIFFIN: We go real fast. Ooh, yeah! Little cuts. JUSTIN: Careful, you're gonna get some tear out there. Now, this is good. It is not addressing what's happening to your saw, once it is through the wood. GRIFFIN: Through the wood. JUSTIN: I can see the wood--ah, you-- GRIFFIN: I'm just going to fall through the ground. [laughing] I'm creating a death pit. JUSTIN: I want that to be rendered. I desperately want that to be rendered. GRIFFIN: Can he just keep going? Bye, saw! JUSTIN: [laughing] GRIFFIN: Now, Justin, you consider yourself sort of a woods... expert. What are we looking at here? What part of chair you think we're talking about? JUSTIN: This has gotta be your seat. GRIFFIN: Oh, right where you-- right where you park your fucking duff. JUSTIN: Uh... whoa. [laughs] Okay. Hold on. GRIFFIN: They let us do a--if we do a whoopsie, it lets us do it again. JUSTIN: So, measure. Okay, now you are... okay. Little slimmer... slimmer seat. GRIFFIN: We're pretty close. JUSTIN: [laughs] GRIFFIN: We're going at it more of a-- JUSTIN: If you angle it just right, you can get rid of that one weird bevel. Where it curves out right there, and just have a nice straight, modern chair. GRIFFIN: Straight, modern chair. Modernist take on it. What can I do with this? You know what? I'm done with this chair project, Justin. Now I'm making a fucking knife. JUSTIN: [laughs] You're gonna make a wood knife. GRIFFIN: And then I'll use that to make my next wood project. Alright. It's important to stand on the-- JUSTIN: Sometimes you just gotta build a J. GRIFFIN: You gotta stand on the wood so it can't go anywhere. JUSTIN: Skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt. GRIFFIN: [laughs] JUSTIN: What they don't tell you is, this is your dad's workshop, but he's going to be so mad. GRIFFIN: He's gonna be pretty PO'ed. Beep boop bop bop beep boop bop bop. Q moves the wood. Oh, hi. Yeah, get that--get the fuck out of here! JUSTIN: Yeah! Fuck yeah! This part's good. This part of the chair is good. You got an angle coming up. Scoop it around. GRIFFIN: We gotta, we gotta... I don't really know how to scoop yet. It says... WASD seems to be doing absolutely dick. JUSTIN: There's no need to angle your saw. GRIFFIN: Well--oh, I see! JUSTIN: This is all--yeah, you don't want to do that. This is all--[laughs] GRIFFIN: Oh, I see! JUSTIN: [laughing] Okay. Alright. Sort of a decorative... GRIFFIN: Coming at it as sort of a rake-ish... JUSTIN: Decorative bevel. GRIFFIN: Yeah. This one's gonna be fun. JUSTIN: Now you got a seat, baby! Look. GRIFFIN: Can we make this seat extremely sharp? Like, really... JUSTIN: It's already pretty rough. Now wait, what is that still attached to? There's a little... GRIFFIN: There's a nubbin in there. JUSTIN: There's some kind of nubbin. GRIFFIN: Wait, it really wants... what am I--am I cutting it in half? JUSTIN: [laughs] Instead of... Instead of measure twice and cut once, Griffin has gone with measure nonce, cut as many times as you need. GRIFFIN: [laughing] What is this doing? It looks like I'm shaving a little bit off. JUSTIN: It does look like you're taking a shave off. Just shaving the thickness down a little bit. That's going to make for an interesting sit. It's going to be a real weird sit. GRIFFIN: Premium sit, bro. JUSTIN: This is going to be fine. There you go. GRIFFIN: Oh, there's still--there's still some... some real wood on there. JUSTIN: If you can trim that extra, that little... that little part off, I think you... [laughs] GRIFFIN: See, Justin? You should watch--careful what you wish for. JUSTIN: [laughs] GRIFFIN: There goes the monkey-- there goes the monkey paw. JUSTIN: [laughs] Finger curling. GRIFFIN: I did get it though. You can't say I didn't fricking get it. JUSTIN: I wasn't even-- I was talking about the long dark brown section. It's alright. Scrap it. Chair seat done. GRIFFIN: Next. JUSTIN: Set. GRIFFIN: Now let me tell--let me ask you something, Justin. Is this a thing that you worry about... whenever you're making a chair, is put-- is that you do put like, little fart holes? JUSTIN: [laughs] No, just a chair you could really strain some pasta through. You know what I mean? We're going all the way. JUSTIN: Oh, I get it. You're making a toilet. GRIFFIN: Well, it's kind of turning into that, isn't it?
JUSTIN: Now it's a turlet. GRIFFIN: [laughs] But it's... A toilet that's just for passing gas on, Justin. For literally nothing else. This seems like a weird chair, huh? It's got all this silly string running between everything. How's that supposed to support-- How's that supposed to support my duff? JUSTIN: Yeah. Okay. So we got the seat. It's--look at this book. Did you see this book, by the way? What it's called? GRIFFIN: It's called chair? JUSTIN: It's called chair. That's right. Throw the--throw it out. You don't need it. Right in the oven with you, book. GRIFFIN: Alright. JUSTIN: Alright. This is good. GRIFFIN: Seat is done. Next part. Is this a leg? I've already forgotten. No. JUSTIN: It's--I mean, it's not a leg, but anything could be a leg. GRIFFIN: That's true. Here's a leg. This is... part of chair. JUSTIN: To be... to be announced. GRIFFIN: To be chair. JUSTIN: Ooh. Nice plane. GRIFFIN: Oh, we love it. JUSTIN: That's a plane. It's gonna plane--help you to get a nice flat edge on your wood. GRIFFIN: Now, couldn't I just... JUSTIN: Plenty of different sizes of planes. GRIFFIN: Couldn't I just do--use this? No. No, it's--you gotta turn it. You want to-- You're using it sideways. There we go. Yeah. Like that. Now you can just plane... Ohh yeah baby! GRIFFIN: Look at those. I just made dad a belt, didn't I? JUSTIN: That's planing! GRIFFIN: I made two belts! JUSTIN: You don't always see it with like, momentum. GRIFFIN: Yeah, you can really haul ass with this thing. JUSTIN: [laughs] Yeah. You're planing the fuck out of that. Nice. Nice chap. GRIFFIN: Feel like I'm peeling a fucking sunburn. Get off there, wood! JUSTIN: Oh boy. You're going to have a nice, smooth surface on there once you're done planing here. GRIFFIN: Oh, that's gonna look B-E-A-youtiful. JUSTIN: Oh yeah. Oh yeah. This will help you remember this part of chair. GRIFFIN: Oh, that's right. That's right. JUSTIN: [laughing] Labeling your parts is really important. A lot of people use a pencil, but that could be erased. Good. Perfect. Got to find the glue. Because if you've got glue, you can start attaching the legs. Okay. So he glued these together for wood practice, I see. GRIFFIN: Yeah. A lot of things in here are-- JUSTIN: He brought his lunch, which is cool. Uh, glue, glue... GRIFFIN: Wait. Glue, glue! JUSTIN: Glue! There it is. GRIFFIN: Okay, so... JUSTIN: Now, you want to glue one of your legs to your seat. GRIFFIN: This was the seat. I remember, 'cause of the uh... JUSTIN: Yeah, we're calling this the seat. GRIFFIN: We're gonna put that right here on the window sill. JUSTIN: Perfect. That's where I do all my glue. And then pick a chair leg. That's the leg. Perfect. GRIFFIN: I'm just going to throw that to the ground as hard as we can. For this, we're going to put that right about there. I'll take that. This is good. We're going to put just a dollop. A healthy dollop. Got it. Well, it looks like we did something quite bad. I'm not sure what I just did. JUSTIN: If only we had read the tutorial. GRIFFIN: Should've read the tut. I'm going to put him really close to there so that they can see each other. JUSTIN: Yeah. And then put some glue on. Okay. Just a squirt. GRIFFIN: Just a little squirt. He goes there. Oh, he really likes moving. Maybe we're supposed to... what? Oh, okay. Well we've done some--we did-- Well, we've done something. JUSTIN: Where's your other... [laughs] Okay. It's glued. [laughs] GRIFFIN: Now we're kind of making a sort of wooden man. Aren't we? We're kind of making a sort of wooden gentlemen. I really wish I could see just glue tutorial one more time. Oh, okay. Okay. JUSTIN: Why does it give you that wild angle? GRIFFIN: Because we're not playing the game as intended, Justin. JUSTIN: Alright. It's good. That's very good. Now you're going to need some... cut him out some... There's gotta be another saw around here. I can't believe that's the only saw, but I guess that makes sense. Oh, you should use a lathe, Griffin! That'd be fun! GRIFFIN: Cool. Yeah. How does that work? JUSTIN: Grab one of those sticks. I don't actually--I've never used the lathe, so I don't know. But grab like... I don't know, maybe that'll work. I don't know. Can you fit that? Yeah yeah yeah! GRIFFIN: I'm gonna pop--oh. Hold on bud. JUSTIN: Now, wait, wait. Drag to move the plank in the lathe, use A and D... Griffin! GRIFFIN: No, we got it. So now, let's start her up. JUSTIN: Alright. Just chisel. GRIFFIN: So we're just going to put... and we use W while chiseling to cut. So this is a head. Yeah? JUSTIN: Oh, we're making a--oh, I love that. Yeah, that's perfect. This is not going to give you the result that you're imagining in your head. But I think that it's great that we're using a lathe. GRIFFIN: Yeah, it's fun to use the lathe. It goes really fast. It seems like something I could really hurt myself with. But we're going to get a good round head with this, aren't we? JUSTIN: I mean, it'll look round if it's spinning in a lathe, yes. GRIFFIN: Let me pan-- let me pan the camera around and just rotate it just a little bit and we'll get the other side. I don't think that's how lathes necessarily work. JUSTIN: If you think about it, it doesn't really make any sense. GRIFFIN: ... fucking backwards now. Okay. This looks great. I think we're done. JUSTIN: Okay. Let's see how that looks. Not good. Wouldn't you know it, Justin? It looks pretty shitty. JUSTIN: Perfect. It's a perfect head. You got a little bit of tear out there. That's alright. GRIFFIN: It's head--it's vaguely head-shaped. JUSTIN: Vaguely head-shaped. GRIFFIN: It's very big. JUSTIN: Head-shaped enough for our... Oh my God. Griffin, do you know what you've done? GRIFFIN: What have I done? JUSTIN: We talked all this mess about how we need to-- Monster Factory could be lots of different things, and you are still... GRIFFIN: Making a guy. JUSTIN: You're still making a guy. It's just, this is the game where we're making our created character. GRIFFIN: Yeah. You're not wrong. Beautiful blue eyes. Where's red? Give us some beautiful... sultry lips, even? JUSTIN: Yeah. Sexual. Oh, that looks fucking... oh, for a second, it looked like a mustache. I was flashing back to like, sir, you're being hunted. That kind of vibe. Okay. Now... GRIFFIN: Little cute nose. Cute. Cute little button nose. Okay. So we're going to go ahead and fasten this to the gentlemen. I think they do like a wall, a wall of fame on their Twitter account where it's like, who has done the best thing so far today. So I'm gonna definitely submit this. JUSTIN: Yeah, for sure. With your camera that you threw in the trash? Yeah. Well, apparently I can just press the C button. Rotate, damn it. JUSTIN: There we go. GRIFFIN: I want nails. JUSTIN: Yeah. We don't use a lot of those. GRIFFIN: So we put a little splorch. Just a little dab... right... here. Nope. JUSTIN: Okay, now-- GRIFFIN: Now hold on. We can just sorta, if we can get it... how do I rotate it? I can just sort of put him... JUSTIN: [whispers] Oh, you almost got it. GRIFFIN: Oh my God. Oh my God. JUSTIN: Yeah! GRIFFIN: Yeah! JUSTIN: Yes! Wood working! GRIFFIN: This is it! We're doing it! JUSTIN: It's going really good. GRIFFIN: Do we give him legs? JUSTIN: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause I wanna--he should-- Okay. Here's our goal. I think he should be free standing. [laughs] GRIFFIN: [laughs] Well then this has to be his base. We're going to glue whatever we make onto that. JUSTIN: Oh, there's a leg! GRIFFIN: Okay, this is going to have to be long. Too long. JUSTIN: Cut that in the middle. Cut that in the middle. GRIFFIN: Right down the middle, huh? JUSTIN: No, no, no. Come on game. You know what we're trying to do. We're clearly... GRIFFIN: Fuck. Fuck. I'm having a... I'm having trouble. JUSTIN: A doozy, yeah! A doozy of a time.
GRIFFIN: I played this shit like fuckin'... GRIFFIN: ... flight simulator. What's the yaw of my saw? JUSTIN: There we go. GRIFFIN: [laughs] I need my saw yaw! I can probably just--oh, I've interrupted the cut. And they say that you shouldn't do that, yes? [laughs] We're gonna try that one again. JUSTIN: Yeah, one more pass. GRIFFIN: Get some of this... get some of this... JUSTIN: Nice and smooth. This is actually a classic wood shop technique, is just do it again in the same place. GRIFFIN: Now we can just say he's wearing Chair brand pants. That's two pieces of beautiful balsam wood. Those are some fucking dummy thick legs though. Good lord. JUSTIN: [laughs] Yeah. Yeah, long, too, just like I like 'em. GRIFFIN: He's not going anywhere. JUSTIN: [laughs] They are exceptionally tall. GRIFFIN: I'm going to come and cut, I think, just one of the legs in half. And then we'll have some more spare wood to work with. This'll be interesting. What do you think, that even? JUSTIN: Perfect. GRIFFIN: That about half? JUSTIN: About half. Don't measure. GRIFFIN: We'll see. We'll see. When the bodies hit the floor, we'll know. JUSTIN: Still pretty thick legs. GRIFFIN: Look at those side by side. Not even close. JUSTIN: Nope. Nope. [laughs] GRIFFIN: [laughing] Okay. So now what we can do... JUSTIN: Cut that down the middle. Cut that down the middle, then you got two perfect... This is just what we meant to do the whole time. That's legs, baby. GRIFFIN: Now we're talking about legs. JUSTIN: [whispering] Just one little perfect dot. That'll probably be enough. Oh, oh, oh! GRIFFIN: It went blue there for a second, but we don't want it there. It's not at the center of it. We want it right there. Don't you tell me where it fucking goes, game. It's not going to let us move him. It really wants us to put the two pieces of wood quite close to getting--oh, buddy, stop. Stop. JUSTIN: Oh, I thought it attached to the floor. GRIFFIN: Careful with my body, dad! Oh, I'm so sorry. Wouldn't want anything to happen to me. You have to be so careful. He's so deli-- He's so sensitive. JUSTIN: What? Oh man, I saw one fleeting reality. Yeah, right there. [singing] In just seven days... I can make you a ma-a-a-an! GRIFFIN: It's like he's saying... You have to be this tall to use the fart toilet. And then he bends in half. JUSTIN: What are some of the other tools we got? What's the--is that a sander? Sander over there? You can sand him down. I know you got to get some finish on him, too. GRIFFIN: Oh, you know what? We could have clamped him a long time ago. And I am curious just to see what this looks like. JUSTIN: That's perfect. That's actually much better. GRIFFIN: That looks good. Yeah. JUSTIN: Look on the table. There was like a sanding... GRIFFIN: Oh, did you like this thing? JUSTIN: Right there? Yup. Yup. Yup. That's going to sand it. Just going to sand him down a little bit. A few of the rough edges. GRIFFIN: Well, we'll start with the face. JUSTIN: Well, okay. GRIFFIN: Well, it took the eyes... took the eyes right off. JUSTIN: Yeah, but you're giving them a nice, smooth... nice, smooth head. That's nice. Okay. Took the face off. That's... treating that like more of an eraser, but I think that's great. GRIFFIN: I think he's done. JUSTIN: Uh... Well, what about-- You haven't used all the tools in your shop. Don't you want to use all the tools? GRIFFIN: Oh, you think we should just put his whole body in the lathe? JUSTIN: I'm not sure if he'll let you do that. GRIFFIN: Okay. Well, let's turn it on. [laughing] JUSTIN: Why?! [laughing] How on earth?! GRIFFIN: So what do you think, just trim him down just a little bit? 'Cause I'll be honest - his torso... That was when we were early in the woodworking process. I feel like I know a lot more. JUSTIN: Yeah, let's see just a little lathe--
GRIFFIN: If I back up... GRIFFIN: So we're going to use the lathe just a little bit, and hopefully we don't do too much. God, we don't-- We want it to be additive, don't we? JUSTIN: Yeah, exactly. Adding by subtracting. That's editing. GRIFFIN: By taking it out, and let's just see what we've done. Oh, wait. That has done--now--is it gonna go very fast now? Wow. Fuck. Where is--I've lost the--there's the handle. JUSTIN: Yeah. I've never used the lathe, but this seems right. GRIFFIN: This seems good. I'm gonna stop it right there. JUSTIN: Perfect. Let's take a look. GRIFFIN: I've done virtually nothing to the gentlemen. JUSTIN: Yeah. You got some-- you got some stain over on the table. Why don't you try to stain him? Get him looking real nice. GRIFFIN: Yeah, let's stain him up. Let's just get him standing. JUSTIN: Computer, stand the man. GRIFFIN: Computer, stand the gentleman. Computer? JUSTIN: [laughs] Yeah. GRIFFIN: How--did I do something in the lathing process? JUSTIN: He is unbalanced. GRIFFIN: Son of a gun. You know, we're just going to kind of lean him up against the... JUSTIN: Yeah. He'd prefer that. GRIFFIN: He's going to have a relaxer there. JUSTIN: That's perfect. GRIFFIN: I want to throw a lot of stain in the general direction of my computer. JUSTIN: Oh, walnut oil! This is gonna look real nice. You would think it's just for walnut. Nope. GRIFFIN: No, you can put oil on whatever, man. Oh, that's gorgeous. JUSTIN: Really nice sheen. GRIFFIN: Gorgeous.
JUSTIN: That's--that's luxurious. GRIFFIN: Michael Sheen over here. Let's move him. Oh, that's good. This is a really exciting angle. JUSTIN: That's good. That's a nice, even stain. GRIFFIN: That's a good stinky stain on this child. This wooden boy that I've created. Because this is the first member of what will almost certainly be a sizable wooden family. Now is there a... a heart? Is there a heart we can--oh, wait. JUSTIN: Seat... back plate... GRIFFIN: This is nothing. JUSTIN: Don't tell me what it is. GRIFFIN: Right front leg! Hey Justin, we got that part-- Ahh, that's the left. Ahh, fuck! Didn't we? We were so close. JUSTIN: Well, he doesn't have a face anymore, so we could make that argument. Could you make a vape pen for him and call him Pismokio? GRIFFIN: I think we do... need that. I think it is important that we do that. What kind of, what size of vape are we talking about? JUSTIN: Like that. Like just kinda like... This, I want you to put some work into. GRIFFIN: Yeah, this will be it. JUSTIN: Lathe it, make it-- GRIFFIN: Yeah. This will be incredible. JUSTIN: Lathe it out. Make it look nice and round. GRIFFIN: We'll put it in there. JUSTIN: Okay. GRIFFIN: It's saving my work. It doesn't know what--he's watching in the background. Like, "More ohms!" JUSTIN: That's nice. That's really nice. Yeah. That's really nice. GRIFFIN: So good a vape size is... This... this, we can take off. JUSTIN: This feels perfect. GRIFFIN: And then we're going to do it in half, and then we'll lathe that. JUSTIN: Get your chis' and get to work. GRIFFIN: That'll be the battery pack there. We'll leave that sort of bigger. JUSTIN: Okay. Perfect. Yeah. I think it's gonna look good. It's so hard to tell when something's being lathed. GRIFFIN: Should we stop? JUSTIN: Yeah, it looks perfect. GRIFFIN: Yeah. That kind of looks more like a-- JUSTIN: I mean, look at that. That's cool. Yeah. GRIFFIN: Yeah. It looks more like a dagger. And it's not at all round. JUSTIN: Well, it wouldn't be. I mean... GRIFFIN: Now, is he holding it in his hand? JUSTIN: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. GRIFFIN: I don't want it to look like a dagger, though. Wow. JUSTIN: Yeah. Um... Okay. You got--you could throw it back in the lathe. GRIFFIN: Yeah. We're gonna take another spin at this. And that's a little lathe humor. JUSTIN: Oh, that's looking good. GRIFFIN: Oh, that looked good, didn't it? Yeah. Now that's... now baby, that's what I call lathing. It looks the exact damn same. Alright, well... we're gonna glue that right onto his face. JUSTIN: You don't want to paint it? GRIFFIN: We'll paint it when it's on him. I like to do my painting in sort of one... JUSTIN: [laughs] It's a mess. The camera looks more like a vape rig. GRIFFIN: Oh, maybe we can glue the camera to the tip of it. JUSTIN: [laughs] Okay. GRIFFIN: Fuck yeah. JUSTIN: Now that... I'm not sure that's gonna read vape. GRIFFIN: Well, hold on. You fucking cowards. JUSTIN: Cowards. [laughs] Absolute cowards. GRIFFIN: Uh, okay. Anything... that we haven't-- JUSTIN: You want to use this spade bit and give him some eyeballs? GRIFFIN: Where's the spade bit? Yeah. I mean, this is no way... does this look, like... threatening. You know what I mean? JUSTIN: Yeah. Yeah. Love that. GRIFFIN: This is definitely not in some way, like a video you would send someone you wanted to scare really bad. JUSTIN: Yeah. And you wouldn't write like, "you" on there, or something like that. GRIFFIN: No, we should--like, you wouldn't. Oh, we're gonna go at that a few different ways. JUSTIN: It's woodworking. You got to give him some options. GRIFFIN: Yeah, this definitely... This definitely isn't getting more and more threatening... ... as time goes on. This definitely doesn't look... As we continue working on the piece, it definitely doesn't get more and more of a threat. JUSTIN: From the bullet holes in the chest, to the drilled... [laughing] ... eyes... Oh, Pismokio. Now, you don't-- I guess-- GRIFFIN: I can still use him as a fucking vert ramp. Who needs Tony Hawk 2, baby? I think that's--I think we're done. JUSTIN: I think it's perfect. GRIFFIN: I think let's take it to the flea market. JUSTIN: Can you take a picture to send to the creators of the game? GRIFFIN: No, 'cause it's-- I don't want them to think-- JUSTIN: It's really making me angry that it doesn't stand up anymore. It's really irritating. GRIFFIN: I don't know how I lathed his feet off, but... Perfect. JUSTIN: Perfect. Perfect. Send it out. Tweet it at 'em. Let 'em see it. Couch--couch the tweets thoroughly. Couch them, explain the tweets. Couch and explain them. JUSTIN: Couch and explain. Pismokio, I'm gonna give him an eight out of ten, 'Cause we are still in early access, and I want room to... room to grow. Oh no, the planer. Now you're gonna... ... plane his--oh, see, that's looking a little bit better. Now it's looking more and more like a vape pen as you plane away. GRIFFIN: Bye, Pismokio. JUSTIN: Bye, Pismokio! We love you! GRIFFIN: We love you! JUSTIN: Maybe the furnace. He won't even fit in the trash can. GRIFFIN: We can just sort of do a bunny hop. A rocket jump. I think he's out there. Watching, waiting.
This is so funny and a great hybrid between Monster Factory and those Gameplay Overviews they used to do for Polygon.
That looks like a pain to sand.
They did a couple Overviews of games like this back in the day (an Ikea one and a furniture one maybe?) I hope to see more vids like this, I need the serotonin.
I was having a particularly rough day with a really bad anxiety attack and watching this truly helped distract me and had me laughing by the end. Thank u brothers :’)
Griffin's reaction at 13:22 made ma laugh so hard I got dizzy.
I really want to make a scale model of that bad boy.
I chuckled warmly throughout most of it but I REALLY lost it at ‘You’
Is it just me or does it look vaguely like Travis?