(Some of) The Best of Griffin Mcelroy

oh she's so ready I don't know you didn't how do I do it just don't I just shoot it swing there a quick motion over your head to jump up and shoot all right buckets Jordan Kobe all right Kobe Kobe Kobe buckets Kobe baby go baby and Kobe what's buckets crap Pippen oh yeah that's it Scottie Pippen Scottie Pippen Charles Barkley Larry Bird good god what's the deal I got a nutria it's B know my body can't digest plant fiber so I have to backpack in bowl sauce backpack where he keeps his applesauce John's got the applesauce that you crave everybody cares just you see John wave okay so we're just gonna go with this then we got it fine let's do this for courtesy don't need anybody to have to behold that no God not me not you not God not will right teen names how do you pick your team your team name is the street you grew up on and your least favorite soda let me just tweet that a little bit t name is your least favorite soda and the first band you ever loved your teen name is the first band you ever loved and the last name of your high school teacher okay and I like I mind let me just tweak it just a little bit okay I first shut shut up we're doing mine first name is your least favorite soda last name is your favorite soda perfect hi my name is sprite Pepsi and I'm 14 years old my name is RC justice my name is sprite Pepsi and I'm accident until I died it all comes down to this me and this legendary Pokemon in a battle of wills do I have what it takes to face off against this legendary beast and add him to my team can I take him with my own dominance and assert myself as the troop okay oh wait yeah of course I can give him that [ __ ] you live with me now I'm your dad I'm your dad now I was three deep in the window on my flight back to him from New York on Friday three deep on the window and I immediately recognized this was a problem for me and where I'm at as a person on earth today I sat down put on that good delta screen I turned around solid solid movies ah fantastic beasts and how to get all of them [ __ ] great the whole time I'm watching Eddie Redmayne dude who do his business and collect all these wonderful beasts the whole time I'm thinking like piss sounds pretty good right about now ask those people one of whom had a bottle of wine that they just open and it sat out on their tray and the other one was doing important work on their laptop that they had set on the tray I was like hey I need to disrupt both of you guys whole [ __ ] for like ten minutes and don't get comfortable cuz you know I'm gonna be coming back so I did my business I came back to sit down to enjoy Eddie Redmayne and I'm not kidding I put that earbuds back in my ears and I press play on the movie and almost instantly I started panicking about like I know I'm gonna need to piss again before this flight is up and it's all I can think about like I watch the Colin Farrell do his acting up on the screen and Eddie Redmayne do his thing up on the screen and the whole time I'm like I wish I'd have enjoyed this beast capture movie but the whole time it's just like when's that next piss gonna come and sure enough it did and I had to be like I'm so sick one person was like building a model ship on their [ __ ] ass and one of them was painting like that anime mech model and I was like I need you to put all the caps back on your mini jars of acrylic paint so I'm gonna take my second piss in an hour dude never again it looks like we got another criminal in our worldwide weird got this Bush at home and it brought me so much comfort in joy and I'm it's been a week since I've seen my great Bush and it's the last day of e3 and I'm feeling pretty tired it would just be great if I could just get like like a bush for a little bit that I could just sort of carry around just sort of recharge and refill the old Bush meter so I'm gonna head to the short-term plant rental and stupid it's a stroke today's video will focus on everyone's favorite spaceship flying future dog starfox you may have noticed this string that I have tighter on the starfox amiibo polygons lawyers tell me that our insurance won't cover it if I choke to death on an amiibo instead of cancelling polygons from a successful video series ever infant at this the choking buddy in case of a choking related emergency I can just pull on the choking buddy and now Dee another fun fact about this amiibo is that it technically invented the popular dance craze known as dabbing now it's time for this quick brown fox to jump into my lazy mouth [Music] as you probably saw I had some trouble completely enveloping the tail also you might not believe this but this one had kind of a good taste to it my art wasn't made to be bought or sold by big businesses and that's all there is to it oh wait I have to enter in my cheat codes hold on all right that's good get it out there oh man the server's the email servers not well the server's must not be up anymore I use spore email service a lot of people are still on Gmail but yeah I moved from Juneau to spore to Gmail to back to spore take the Lord don't challenge how fast can you say Lord's name have you crashed sport my display driver crashed okay that's an interesting one are you sure that you want to do this to me right now sport cuz I don't have to [ __ ] play you spore I can play any other game this [ __ ] game is garbage from a toilet I'm [ __ ] over it dude forget it [Applause] Hey welcome to my place come on inside obviously this is the very first real big publisher press conference thing of three we've got a lot more to come so stay tuned we've got stuff tomorrow we've got hands-on impressions coming all sorts of gameplay stuff just really run-of-the-mill traditional hands-on video games III bridge for you to enjoy so stay tuned and remember to subscribe and you can tune in to our youtube channel or polygon com we're also available on Apple news you can subscribe on iTunes I think or stitcher and you can have a great Facebook page you can check out there we're doing very good daily on there do not need to apologize for this the final boss of Skyrim is I'm going to see if I can break my computer can you create a giant wolf to fight the giant horse I think you mean 1,800 horses Oh come to me my angel of music and now see that's the one I want see this is why you get do you spawn in 1800 or TSA's so you can find the one that can fly oh thank you lost it lost this happy thought horse versus dragon the ultimate gone out my punches should be doing it a trillion damage to this guy yeah they're not really doing any right now it seems like I'm gonna punch a hole in the [ __ ] universe what happened there it is congratulations Griffin you beat Skyrim one dragon's cool you know it's cooler a billion dragons [Music] Oh God oh god what have I done oh Jesus God no Ultraman powers activate well I can't all I can see are my giant Barfield legs I tell you what I do it'd be a lot more effective than a Flyers I'd probably write lyrics to the ice cream truck song that plays and just beep as I think most of them do do your ears hang low but I would write sort of ice cream themed lyrics like do you want ice cream it's a creamy creamy treat it's so creamy soft it's so creamy sweet we got it sucka doozies we got push pops to come get your ice cream don't go to school okay what all right come and get your ice cream you eat it with your friends when you eat ice cream the cream never ends come and get all the ice cream that we have in our truck oh my god I love it now you you're gonna love this truck okay drive the truck come in buy all the ice cream it's a dollar if you want yeah what you doing what are you doing what he was remixed like who's being you're like height man like pipe pipe it oh yeah give me box alongside the truck to this song yeah bicyclist person you're gonna be this ice cream truck type man yeah you could also sing it's really fun to make up ice cream lyrics have you guys ever tried to make up ice cream lyrics see you're saying the juice you want to try make up ice cream lyrics yeah I'd love to do ice cream song to do your ears hang low yeah do you want some cream you said dreamy creamy cream in the chocolate flavor or vanilla bean our pistachio is good but not as good as brown do you want ice cream before you even ask yes they do have brown and it takes you to task it's a tastiest flavor it's a color it is too and come get stuff I'd like to present you with the high-tech resume of the future yeah Griffin is hungry for responsibility excellent that's that's great for me for teamwork and ready skills that's let's get into that eight thanks for your time you're welcome yeah that's good hi Jam [Music] mmm track well this is one of the more visually unpleasant elements is it or isn't it me track me hard why are you afraid to tell this story john lasseter i don't think you made me but whatever that's a new feat to check out let's get to those feet just a second they come we'll crash the game my hand slipped ow popcorn man you just looked at us popcorn man let us in delete it delete delete his popcorn Curt Peter how could you deny this dog Peter Peter Peter Pete p-dog puffy pea popcorn Pete popcorn Pete popcorn Pete Pete Peter pepperoni Pete what the [ __ ] I just found an alligator woman down here what jump in here I just found the alligator woman holy [ __ ] oh yes welcome what's up everybody I think dogs should vote let's fry your only chance of getting elected I can't sorry I couldn't hear my mic was turned way up I turned it down and my hand is on the eject button so you better straighten out your [ __ ] real fast or you'll be leaving yes I understand that there's um there's an alligator down in the water that's just kind of like hanging out I didn't know if you knew about that okay you gotta scale the pizza box down can you could you remove the could you remove the pizza box please please please please recite please resize the pizza box I'm so sorry about him I think dogs should be able to vote oh yeah I got booted I think they thought the pizza was coming from me that they let skateboarders in and I got booted can you see can you still hear me I think dogs should be able to vote I want my hundred linens back Peter Peter vouch for me dog you know what I'm saying dog vote dog vote dogs suffrage Peter come on join our movement we can call it something we'll call it like rougher edge like a dog noise happy 4/20 want some pot roast just kidding it's short ribs and it's 429 I feel like you really captured the spirit of this game come on I think I feel like I've seen all there is to see unless that's a Roomba oh no which kitties this is a long play you knew that right okay I kind of like I've got it you know as fun as I'm sure this is to play like watching my brother pretend to be a cat is like it's like the greatest pleasure that life can give you so that's gonna be cat strangulate er or whatever what is it collateral damage catlateral damage you got in that's the end the video oh look supermarket we got a bonus level well I see these bottles already I got some other stuff gotta get these white Donuts hit my email real quick while we're doing this oh that doughnut didn't touch the ground I want another kitty story okay one time my kidney trapped me as a prisoner while she watched me what made me watch her play collateral damage for hours on end him not saying it's not fun to play but watching you I mean I feel like I've ingested the full scope of the experience of watching you I've portioned enough of my limited time on this planet yes and I don't want to alarm you but when I was knocking those sodas off the wall the game yelled bonus soda at me and it was so loud that I almost pissed my pants so that's K lateral damage yeah that's Kyle lateral damage it's done steam right now and we're just gonna show you one more level to just help you get like a feel for the game that's what we like to do in these overview videos is like we want you to feel like you're playing the video game okay twenty-eight minutes we've been recording this video Griffin it feels like five doesn't it and this has been catlateral damage I'm just a Mac we got a lot more videos for you I'm polygon just talk just go ahead and okay alright let's go ahead and get it god I just can't get over how high I can jump so this has been cattle a orange well that's three forty nine you just go back there's a soccer ball up there there's a soccer over any of those any of these hit this yes please oh you didn't touch the ground didn't touch the ground looks weird alright so that's it for catlateral damage thank you all so so much for viewing I know this one went a little bit long but here I just wanted oh my god I've never been in this level before oh hey Justin yeah are you done did you stop the video I just realized that I wasn't recording that whole time but I just started recording and so now now basically we got to start over and this will be now we're at the beginning of the video hey everybody welcome to polygons overview series I'm Griffin McElroy I'm here with my brother playing catlateral damage you don't have a brother I'm but I also on the way back from the bathroom I I fell into a knife and I okay I'm bleeding out I'm bleeding Griffin profusely I have to go to a hospital but I'm such a professional but I can't stop this video so I need that now yeah I love you that's why you're my brother we're gonna just finish this level real quick and then we'll know if we know the video you're not just gonna fish little quick I've been down this road you're right Justin I got to lie because I did find the special upgrade that lets me go to the museum next oh my video just drops oh no now I can't see subscribe you everything that's happening so I just knocked a block up ooh I found a bunch of books trying to ruin has probably edited this so let me say to you it has been 41 minutes what do you mean feels like five though doesn't it you know one more come on don't tease me this time just like Oh God come on come on I got a term I look sensitivity down hold on there we go all right here we go now we got it nope uh-oh I turned it up Griffin I have things to do hold on I turned it up and set it down please step with me are outside of the bit please I please just let me go thanks for joining us for our last ever video together hope you put a lot of fun bottle laughs well felt like we'd never make it but now after 45 minutes of 199 the museum after 45 minutes of holy cat lateral damage I hope came down change now we're after money oh no I only have 30 seconds oh my god no this could be it Griffin decided to take his time and this is a lesson about hubris no I'm free sorry Griffin game over you idiot you stupid bastard what did you think of the game that seems fun I mean it seems fun I wouldn't play it with you but it seems fun I want to play it I just don't want to watch you play it ever again so there's a whole nother mode called litter box and what are you what all right I stopped recording good it's just yes this is just us now okay bye well hold on wait I did when I asked you about some stuff okay yeah what's up I just I can't stop playing the game while we're talking I'm not this is playing I'm not playing the game this is demo no it's not playing the game Griffin I'm not recording this is just demo mode so this is it you play no this is demo mode this is just demo oh I hope this person gets this mouse so there's that so we're done so I'm just in the Skype call okay cuz I gots I wanted to ask you about one thing though what's that what's the one now hold on I forgot let me give me a second to think about it oh yeah when are you going on your beach trip July it's not that I'll be alive for it so Griffin's phone numbers that's the cell phone now here's the problem is that I am the final producer of this video oh look I found the supermarket upgrade I'm the final producer this video so what people just heard was every time you said a number it said you know instead some people just heard a bunch of kitty meowing noises nice try wait you said nice try nice try balls in your court you said people hurt but you said you weren't recording you I started a second recording okay that's it for this overview of catlateral damage I want to thank my brother Justin for joining me and obviously hello for watching I want to thank my grits I just wanted to thank Justin for keeping his spirits up and for his bravery and that's it thanks for watching okay I stopped I stopped recording each [ __ ] I don't know okay you can drop like the act that you're mad at me because we're not recording anymore oh my goodness eat [ __ ] this is just the demo mode I'm part car part boy boy car then protector and king of chill adelphia [Music] this is kiss-cam I'm watching a YouTube video now and it's somebody doing one of the tricks from this mind freak set and it looks like they've got three little silver cups here and this person is putting some of the balls in the cups and oh look that looks like three of the balls ended up in whoops Oh your mind my mind my bean break this oh it got me right in the bean oh you got a fish a showdown oh why did i watch this GD video this is history so whatever their mind frites in the in pakka uterus in media res as Griffin is having his mind freak [Music] thousand seems like a good amount of damage let me quick say just in case it's actually a bad amount of damage they did it hey everybody it's me roachie your favorite guy here's a little secret us bugs love to breakdance that's touch touch each I see baby bop bah we're go into the wasteland we have to keep this guy with us cuz I'm in love with him now go on Orochi what awaits us drink up Raji my friend pretty good mom Thanks well moving a bit faster she I have a son he's a can of peas I now have three sons Shawn a canopy's Orochi the super cool break tit oh my god another oh my god bro Qi I'm so sorry did you know them I wrote you look at this hey Richie look like you guys are having sex roachie do you get it wait hold on which ones roachie can you tell the real difference ask them something only wrote you would know [Laughter] Roachy you will become so powerful this is game vac of new companion just patched into game his name is rocky yes freezing magic get him no Roach you son of a [ __ ] don't you take the safety off the cryolator no I didn't mean to take it Roachy for God's Word I've been meaning to ask you something for a long time now and I just want you to know that you're the most special bug in the world to me and I can't imagine exploring the way saying without you will you marry me he said yes so that's a is wrote to your son or your husband well I can't be both weight and I know rules just write Rho Chi cung Rho Chi oh my god Rho GD spawned oh my god Rho Chi oh my god bro she's gone oh my god no no no no no no no just when you thought the wasteland couldn't take anything else from my god leave me something nothing you leave me nothing this how you do me there I mean there's gonna be other radroaches but he was the raddest roach that's what it said on his nametag he could break dance and he was my son spend you know what we need to do like search for Spock style what what if we did help no help she's not in there legendary radroach that kind of sounds like grouchy glowing radroach you had a glow about him but it was more like a spirit pregnant roach pregnant roach holy [ __ ] did he not tell me oh this is not my roachie cuz this is some really really scary [ __ ] zero zero two four nine nine see 400 of them show me where is he look at them and they're all different sizes it's pretty cool how you just that is cool how you supposed to know though got kilomoles each one's got a wedding ring on Roachy you know it sucks Aziz prides gob of experience points for that ding 5000 won the next episode me it might be the final episode of the series cuz I don't know how much longer this in this iteration of fallout 4 will continue to allow me to play it yeah this games [ __ ] busted but I guess consequences you know yeah you played in Todd's the world now you gonna pay the price god it's I'm the final boss of this game is good look it's gone it's gone it's gone alright well that's it for the video I think because the game is gone and I just got the crash report filing another bug and I'm asking for my money back change.org oh it's better what's the worst-case scenario for inside shawn Achor best-case scenario ro she's in there worst case scenario I'm in there as a baby I don't think there's a win here for us oh well then it's fine how could this how do I know how you win the game okay you got it we got a preserve Roachy right yes where she's most important thing in the universe now because he is back with us is there any way that maybe he needs to be cryogenically frozen he's not going in that nowhere oh I'm applying a thick layer I'm worried he's gonna despawn again so I'm gonna just shut the door yes okay perfect so that doors locked no bobby pins so I'll never get back in there so Schrodinger's Roachy exactly until he has observed he's in there where's all the people yeah peepers room we have to leave now to write a song about this Griffin's being modest of course he wrote an entire album about put your dick in this cage just gonna do a remix of stinger so [Music] everybody's got some needs and everybody's got some once extreme restraints catalogue of sexual products will fulfill both of those things for you so if is it extreme restraints calm and get an electroshock paddle that goes on your balls is that real thing it should be I'm gonna request that you put a real product in there go extreme restraints calm and by a ghost that you can [ __ ] every night we need this site go to extreme restraints calm by a sexual fish tank here you're doing good at brakes extreme er we go extreme restraints calm and learn about all the good chicken pot pie recipes product wizard that's it that's a body I could really see myself in and I mean that quite literally I can see your reflection right now wait come on zoom in close right oh you see the left areola just up in to the right a little there I am hi everyone hi Griffin thanks for watching my comedy video Justin this may be unconventional I may have to use the teleport gun become them to the safety zone you're gonna love the safety zone there's cool drinks and hot eats to the no crime Dairy Queen Dairy Queen Brevard device for a weapon I was gonna say weapon it's a dairy-free talk you make sure you don't forget your 15% off coupon hey ice cream cake a friend snag me a dippy bar hey please please don't get a large blizzard I do have a town running and I'm having trouble getting shifts there get me a nerds Blizzard boy I'm sure glad this game has a teleport gun in it some of these situations would have been so tricky excuse me Sarge you gotta get down here we'll be extremely cautious individual he's sitting us all to B cube for free come hungry and thirsty goodbye all right fine okay still gotta get one more in huh like this is the kind of behavior I try - he's trying to get him to admit what games are gonna be half off this week you Kmart teleport both of you to Dairy Queen now oh no he's fine we just do a real quick I can't seem to call CBD anymore we're gonna be good though what is this sort of matter that they leave behind when they go to Dairy Queen I wonder it's like one of the things I haven't asked the scientists about yet yeah I mean they drop their guns which is definitely good cuz I don't want that Dairy Queen is a gun-free zone also I'm getting a lot of respect for taking these people to Dairy Queen enough people there I'm worried you might create a fire hazard which would be a crime you might be violation of code I'm about to Dairy Queen that thing out of the [ __ ] sky boy they're gonna be surprised I hope they do keep following you because they are going to be mightily surprised when you turn the table and get the DQ mobile out with it the mobile DQ teleporter by Blizzard lizard dispenser that red beam is a hunger indicator everybody think outside the bun this is a runway this is fine so I'm just distributing a few dip ease I feel like maybe this character has changed and now he's not so much a crime stopper as he is a Dairy Queen salesman I'm going to punch this car okay and it makes a one flash boy and it's going to kick off a series of events not maybe not oh no yes okay I've just I just lit one candle there do you know who might be helpful here is GPB busy let's just check on him and see if yeah he's no yeah I'm very busy these might be a DQ for a while thanks again to Dairy Queen hot eats good treats sweet meats at Dairy Queen come on down we're doing a summer promotion where you can get a brat you can get meats you get a [ __ ] basket of whatever that's what says go to the sign on the door that says fresh basket or whatever get your rocks off right back into the kitchen fill it up however you see fit cash from the register they don't give a [ __ ] it's all up to you and till next time this is where we stopped in Texas bass got in my new vape here's my favorite tricks [Music] [ __ ] Hawaiian its weed is a friend indeed and he's also a podcast - [ __ ] nope [ __ ] lost it we need is a friend indeed and he's also a podcast - and the line in time is a fine feline but don't let him devour you I gotta do something immediately [Music] I'm trying to find the exit off of that musical highway and I missed it and then I try to keep going on the Michael Jordan Express you had no other choice Jesus

Channel: Chase J

Views: 2,126,023

Rating: 4.9446554 out of 5

Keywords: griffin mcelroy, mcelroy, griffin, best of

Id: XSKMcO2coqU

Length: 42min 59sec (2579 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 16 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/YOUREABOT]

i just think he’s neat