CLOWNS ROBBING BANKS WITH SPOONS | Payday 2

okay so i just tried starting a prediction and the prediction was just named how y'all feel about green beans that's literally all it was apparently how y'all feel about green beans is not compliant with the content guidelines we can't talk about green [Laughter] i shot him with a glock he couldn't have done it oh [ __ ] welcome to payday 2. the only game where you can god damn it the video is about a comically large spoon not a comically large woman can't you go find a pickup basketball game or something bro jesus christ welcome to payday 2 a game where four clowns attempt to save a game developer from bankruptcy by doing literally anything for money doesn't matter if it's cooking math or stealing nuclear weapons yeah i need you to break into this warehouse and steal this package that's it and you break it and inside are like nuclear warheads you're just like what do you do with these dukes hey don't worry about it and today [ __ ] my finger ow today we're keeping it comical yet casual more casual not that casual wait go back give me some goggles casual because eight months ago we had the comically stupid idea of bullying the payday 2 developers and adding a comically large spoon to the game by dropping some not so subtle hints you really like the uh the comically large boxing gloves they comically love food i swear to god almira listo will definitely add that if we believe i would use that so much once again proving that bullying gets results i don't care if it gets me demonetized bullying is an extremely useful tool shut the [ __ ] up youtube because as of april fool's day the comically large spoon is now in the game and it's not a piece of [ __ ] either this thing hits like the second shot of the vaccine as soon as he stepped out of the car welfare work [ __ ] overkill even held the challenge of killing five million people with the spoon and anyone who contributed at least a hundred kills unlocked a comically large spoon of gold that hits even harder and has a percentage chance to set people on fire that cloaker said i'm out he got set on fire and he just jumped into the bathroom he was like i'm not dealing with this [ __ ] and you [ __ ] killed five million people and unlocked it in like 48 hours with servers overrun by psychopaths torching entire police forces with a giant piece of cutlery one of those psychos just took out our guys with a spoon man i did six tours in iraq just to get smacked in the jaw with a golden spoon with the 24k gigahertz the payday twitter man himself almer listo even asked me ballin but at what cost on twitter if that isn't a sign that i need to swing this spoon for all it's worth i don't know what is so dispensing with all this background [ __ ] let's dig into this damn spoon take a tunnel with the spoon dig to china like you were told you could as a kid hopefully you don't experience any human rights violations god i should say that there we go using the comically large spoon is the most fun i've ever had in payday 2 because it is so good so satisfying and so stupid all at the same time oh he disappeared i made that man i ran the sociopath perk deck purely because the thought of jacket the chicken man running at fbi agents with a giant spoon while spamming a tape recorder seemed pretty funny at the time i'd like to invite you to my party i love how the fbi just slowly back away as a lone man with a spoon approaches i swear this is not a build video because duh i already did that for sociopath but i'll still admit if one of you [ __ ] could pull off a stealth build with this hulking spoon i'd be mighty impressed i hit shift tab to go online on my friends list what's the first thing that i see stealth build 2021 his name is based his [ __ ] name is based look at his profile picture on the right though rather dapper tuxedo the panic mechanic on sociopath is perfect for the spoon with enemies going into short bursts of uncontrollable fear basically [ __ ] themselves to the side of you committing mass murder with a spoon who do you want to be today you can go anywhere you can be anyone who do you want to be [Music] so i'm just mailing everything they just panicked in sync and this dude's like just out of his mind what am i where am i how am i look at that fear look at that look at that panic you're so scared and once i realized you could put that same fear into bulldozers yeah those bulldozers demanded that hit some type of way i've never felt more like scarecrow in my entire life soon this city will know what fear is what real fear is just running certainly the buffoon is full mixed the food is look at a there's something so cursed about meeting a bulldozer and it just starts yelling in spanish [Laughter] i can panic a bulldozer that's so [ __ ] weird it's like a mosquito gonna suit or something oh you just made him like d spawn you hit him so hard cloakers are in the same boat at least if you run counter-strike ace that automatically knocks them flat on their ass if they try to drop kick you to the point they start avoiding you like oh [ __ ] that guy's got a spoon i'm gonna kick somebody else playing division two and that was like twenty five yeah counter strike [ __ ] yeah come here not available mark you don't understand he's a rapper and he points at his head you really wanted to kick me you would have jumped up here an hour oh perfect perfect come on dog come on dog no why do you skip out on me what the [ __ ] is this so stupid no sees the man with the spoon runs right past him not playing with that guy i was so dedicated to the spoon i unbound my right click to aim down sight replaced it with my melee button and search for the perfect primary weapon to complement my cutlery starting with glocks because they've got a lot of bullets right guys i shot him with a glock he couldn't have died glock's goldberg then i was thinking flomanvirfor because who cares about the stopping power of bullets when i can literally reduce someone to atoms whether they be a security guard fbi agent or household pest anyone who fears a cockroach has never seen the video of the guy with the blow door literally incinerating obliterating literally reduced animals that's not even dallas's facial expression is so good for that just someone incinerating a cockroach just like the evil satisfaction of it all you actually changed that cockroach's state of matter you transferred its atoms into another form i use buckshot for roaches yup must be my chat but i also wanted something that would fit my current aesthetic which i can only call vietnam veteran venom with an appetite so massive the spoon is actually an appropriate size [Laughter] tell me about the rabbits george what okay i'm just now seeing badger skin what the [ __ ] it doesn't have to be like this bro i wasn't gonna use the garand even though i thought it fit well because you guys need a break from the m1 like i love it as much as you guys do but not in every [ __ ] video thanks for 36 months dawg that's a long time he was waiting he was literally waiting for it the entire time if you didn't read that sub he would be so disappointed so i landed with a mossberg 12 gauge tactical shotgun american powerful reliable american and most importantly american it truly is my favorite everyday carry sniper rifle i got that sniper with this shotgun somehow this shotgun's amazing and by the time my loadout was solidified it was pure fun from then on out we even had martin join the heist so overkill might want to update the lower because mozzie is now canonically in the payday 2 cinematic universe i can't [ __ ] believe it but to be truthful you do have the milky way in america i've never seen it here okay hold up i'm not going to rain on martin's parade but the milky way is the galaxy that contains our solar system so if we didn't have the milky way we would be pretty [ __ ] up you idiots believe in the moon and i swear i'm not pulling your leg i'm waiting for somebody to ask is that like the marvel cinematic universe is that like the galaxy where's that [ __ ] at we're dead in the sky much like any special guest we ever add to the squad i accidentally made him feel alienated and old for no reason i really wish i could stop doing that [ __ ] hang on my dad's going i'll be back in a second tell your dad you're on the bank of the bank i'll call you back he's got to mention freaky man there was this show that was made in 1994. we're not off to a good spot start because i was born in 92. unless i was a little baby watching this show you were not born in 92. yeah i'm born in 92 i'm 28. oh my god that's out of control well wait how's that wait what i just forget how old i am it's horrifying that happens to me all the time martin of like wait a minute people were born after the year 2000 that [ __ ] ain't real that's not playing with martin just reminds me how america first i am because i assume everybody knows the history of america what's going on in america and that we now have a comically large president in america but apparently that's not the case ronald reagan that's good no no that's george [Music] who saw the picture of jimmy carter and joe biden where they look comically large and comically small i swear i swear jimmy carter looks comically small posted in general heavenly that's not real that's a real aspect joe biden looks like king kong jimmy carter looks like a damn roblox character this is the real bro his wife looked like a damn ventriloquist jimmy carter in the photo hello jimmy carter looking like minnie drake that focal length is so bad but even a comically large president will never be as cursed as default dallas there isn't a character out there whether it be thanos or master chief or isaac clark that is more cursed to see in their default state than the most american heister alive oh that's super curse you don't want that i don't know why the [ __ ] i find just default now is so hilarious yes i heard it grouse i heard it which one [ __ ] oh [ __ ] in front of a dozer i know you like to see it so we can move to golden tower yeah and then we're gonna like do minecraft and then we can move on to cell shaded and then we can go on to beat up doubt why do i have so many dallas facts i'm the one who forced you to do overdrill first world bank where is it where is it where is it where is it there we go i will admit though as far as cursed images go the abomination grouse created by the name of couch mandala bamian comes very close to default when i was streaming this i got paid a lot of money to make the most disgusting mess so i created couch mandalorian obama i like the band obama it's couch mando joe bommer hey my bad i'm sorry it's the worst mask i've ever made i'd like to give a final shout out to almira listo overkill the payday gang and all of you out there that made the comically large spoon possible you guys are the ones that made this thing blow up the way it did i was just a tiny spark and on that note clay paid a2 i find it hilarious the payday 2 twitter account constantly tweets that out because you think that if someone is dedicated enough to follow payday on twitter they already play the game but that doesn't stop them one bit they just keep letting it rip wait a minute i want people to play paycheck too i love retweeting payday twitterman with just the quote tweet consume payday content and finally i now have a tick tock and a second channel for short form [ __ ] posts because these videos usually take a month to make and there's so much motion capture and animation and [ __ ] posting involved i may as well show you what i'm working on and give you a small preview of the upcoming video i'm very much a boomer ass desktop person but apparently all you zoomers consume everything on your phones in this tall ass aspect ratio so fine if you want to see tiny bits of videos before the full video is out you can hit it up down below or don't i don't really care because they're all shitposts anyways i don't know why this image of a coconut is here but when i remove it the game does not run yo what if you remember what would you put a different jpeg in there but call it coconut you would know that there's a fake the antibodies would come and suspect and that's about it i'd like to thank you so very much for watching thank you very much for watching if you're going to delete a picture on your computer do not delete coconut.jpg if you're going to take a picture of the president make sure you use the right focal length and if you're gonna rob a bank don't use a [ __ ] spoon uh oh you freaking [ __ ] you just got [Music] arrested [Music] then i will give you the rest of of me [Music] oh pretty

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Length: 16min 59sec (1019 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 06 2021

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