THE EMPIRE STRIKES CRINGE | Star Wars Battlefront II

this video is sponsored by current i'll tell you more in two minutes spider-man spider-man oh my god it's like fortnite the guy from fortnite no bro like thanos from fortnite like rick and morty from fortnite like naruto for fortnite like spider-man from fortnite you i deserve a bullet do they have the guy in the chat you're too late spider-man weed has been legalized i'm just saying they bring a lot of jobs to the community just kidding i'm gonna [ __ ] scream at you this entire video because i'm [Music] welcome back to another great edition welcome back to another great edition of which [ __ ] camera should i be looking at do we need eight cameras for this [ __ ] intro scene like one two three four five 6 7 8 you get me a pov camera what the [ __ ] welcome back to another great edition of me and the homies ruining the star wars franchise i really hope george lucas never sees this because half the [ __ ] we pull off in this video would probably make him choke on his own tongue if you steal my damn monkey camel i'm going to execute you no you [ __ ] you already yeah keep shooting it won't untake the tauntaun go ahead call vader you can't un stunt the taunt we even added mods this time but we're not talking left 4 dead 2 mods where it's a [ __ ] tidal wave of mine we're talking battlefront 2 mods where it's just a dash of mods because if you mod too much or mod the wrong thing ea will perma band your ass in a heartbeat so these mods are very mild and very cosmetic anakin skywalker no longer exists like it's battlefront 2 but you might see a friendly neighborhood pizza boy it's spider-man oh my god what the [ __ ] pov you tried okay so it is still very much a star wars game but we added a little potassium to the mix yo wait what the [ __ ] i just sat back down i haven't even touched the rum yet why is [ __ ] skywalker a banana what the [ __ ] even though it was a [ __ ] banana what did i drink it's pretty much default battlefront 2 but you might come across a big ass spartan too well well if it isn't master chief stealing my intellectual property off hell you can even get salacious crumb into the game if you guys even know who the monkey lizard salacious bee crumb is give me bubba i want bubba oh i got bubbles how does it feel defending the hutt cartel hey i'm just saying they bring a lot of jobs to the community i don't know they employ salacious crumb and i like it when he laughs but before i unwrap this whopper i gotta thank today's sponsor because the last time we played battlefront 2 i was demonetized and age restricted for oh i don't know executing ewoks with 1911 punting baby yoda into the lower atmosphere and making jokes about jabba the hutt owning slaves apparently that pushes the envelope a little too far thankfully current is sponsoring today's video so i can continue to say and do whatever the hell i want without fear of going bankrupt current is a debit card for the modern age and more importantly it's a debit card that doesn't make 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current.com badge and current is going nuts because they're giving five thousand dollars away to you guys as in five hundred dollars to ten people that sign up using my link so use codebadger current.com badger and thank you so much once again for sponsoring the video let's go now to be abundantly clear i had zero plan in making this video no topic no theme no end game no nothing just a guy on twitter named menace2002 that told me you know there's mods for battlefront 2 where you can add spider-man and salacious crush sign me the my favorite jedi in the star wars universe there is just something so fundamentally hilarious about the star wars universe being so meticulously maintained from the lore to the characters the attention to detail it is one of the most recognizable and protected franchises on the planet as you wish and battlefront 2 allows that perfectly maintained star wars universe to be absolutely smashed by my chaotic friends that can describe virtually anything using the two words of based and cringe in a certain way playing battlefront 2 is almost like seeing my buddies in a star wars movie like imagine my dumb ass squad showing up in the middle of a pivotal fight scene ruin your immersion and [ __ ] up the whole movie come here ray i'm about to turn you into a [ __ ] hot pocket while you're fighting kylo ren come here come here come here let's do it kylo oh [ __ ] that is so disrespectful oh my word wow the first of the new series ending he got flopped by a random trooper kylo ren is some random flame trooper just turned around to a [ __ ] taquito right there oh my god me staring at ray spinning in the microwave as i'm watching now imagine your favorite sequence of dialogue in a star wars movie but instead of anything critical to the plot it's just my homies arguing about how to fix the galactic unemployment problem and why we should glass yavin 4. i'm telling y'all we should blow up yavin 4. that's not a sustainable economy let's see six million jobs on the death star alone how many jobs were on the planet that they blew up they were terrorists on the plus side employment is now at zero did someone just say unemployment rate falls to zero when you've committed genocide on a [ __ ] plan it yeah i'm looking on the price i can't glass a [ __ ] planet and say i did it because it solved the unemployment problem i know why they did it that's why i love playing this game so much it's a star wars world and our [ __ ] monkey brain based cringe world colliding when it's abundantly clear that we were never meant to be together yo who just said plug walk in general it's like peanut butter and gasoline being mixed together these things were never meant to be combined but somehow the universe found a way yeah whatever bro free tk shut up no and the mods were just a sprinkling of uranium dust on top of this concoction to make it slightly more cursed the combination was already toxic why not make it radioactive with some random [ __ ] skins too kirby you dumb [ __ ] i hate you so much it wasn't my intention to make this video here's what's fun and mentally good and bad about battlefront 2 because i already did that in my first video but some of this [ __ ] could just not be ignored immortality definitely a major issue because there's an exploit going around where hackers will make everyone on a server invincible at one health which really kills the fun we would literally start rounds off by blowing ourselves up with grenades just to test out if the server was hacked or not which was pretty fun the first few times but constantly jumping in and out of servers meant too much time staring at the main menu and too little time roasting bad guys hello sir i don't see this changing anytime soon because ea has clearly abandoned the game for other projects and the state of the game's balance makes this blatantly obvious the majority of the classes feel like they're shooting blank rounds out of fake weapons and the class shooting back at you is packing heat like alex baldwin oh no this guy got a gun no [ __ ] we all have guns no this guy had a real gun though we don't have a fake gun [Music] is that movie coming out like i want to watch it no it better [ __ ] there's one scene where a gunshot like you get one frame of it that it cuts to the next scene how to tell your producer that you don't want to do any more takes i just wonder what the kill feed looks like i want to know what the kill feed looks like if you don't believe me play any non-hero class for a while to see how it feels then start using a death trooper and you'll see what i mean you could be largely distracted by a completely unrelated conversation and still slaughter dozens of cringe rebel scum with minimal effort badger you're blind in your left eye don't talk to us about not having rgb am i blind in my left eye i'm blind to both eyes i'm a damn death trooper i could be blind in every eye maybe i'm just blind aren't your legs like broken and don't you like live in a wheelchair didn't you die in 2006. [ __ ] off i'm a death trooper thanks for hogging the hero you [ __ ] i know this sounds insane but once i got used to hopping in and out of servers and accepted the fact that some classes will always dominate others i still had loads of fun to me that speaks volumes about how incredible my friends are that a game can be this fundamentally broken and the entire play session will still be pure dopamine hello jesus that was literally pov you're opening the door for the atf pov you're a dog opening the door for the ats it also speaks to how spectacular the star wars franchise is like this game is four years old it's got all these problems is completely abandoned by the developer but when the lasers start flying it's still something special on the topic of melting it was loads of fun to use classes i had barely touched before especially from the first order how did i not use the flametrooper until now i don't know why people saying i'm sweating with a damn flametrooper that has no range that makes no sense if you literally aren't like playing with your [ __ ] feet while picking your nose you get called sweaty whatever you are nice roll buddy that really saved you from my flamethrower sith trooper also fits in this category why the hell didn't you guys tell me that his right click is like a heat seeking laser beam grenade launcher and he looks like a [ __ ] kool-aid jammer that's [ __ ] up no way it's a kool-aid jammer trooper try god that is so good that right click is so insane oh it is so hard [Music] how does it do that i don't know if he was a little auto amy and the tackle on the jet trooper makes me feel like a complete dumb ass for ignoring the first order like the empire's still my favorite but there's no arguing that the first order is absolutely based yeah let me hit somebody here leave me alone leave me alone you [ __ ] wait a minute i'm gonna charge this [ __ ] come here [Music] the only move that comes close to the jet tackle has to be the repulsor blast and the republic commando they are straight up the freshest clones to ever exist like the simulation your behavior frightens and confuses me sir yeah oh blown back [ __ ] i'll be at the ceiling he hit the ceiling hey let's see how you can hate from outside of the club the door slamming his face immediately yes yes i've got to do it to somebody else oh what the [ __ ] boss oh i blew boss backwards get [ __ ] lizard man unfortunately every mod we installed backfired so instead of us kicking ass with spider-man bananakin and kirby we ended up getting our asses kicked by spider-man bananakin and kirby [ __ ] you spider-man [ __ ] you spider-man [ __ ] you spider-man i hate bite my shiny metal ass hey yo spider-man hey yo what are you staring at me oh spider-man i'm such a big fan why did you shoot him in the head yo why he turned to me kirby is like a cloak on though that's so gross is all gonna kill you kirby oh kirby's just clapped maul's cheeks i was hyped out of my mind for one of my rounds with master chief until chad told me i was killing mostly bots what do you mean he is my favorite jedi shut the [ __ ] up wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute yes i got him yeah get him master chief hey yo jammer ass that was great at least i did well with my favorite hero master chief i may be [ __ ] dumpster trash with all lightsaber heroes but i want you to know that i don't regret adding any of these mods bananakin skywalker was 100 percent worth the download i got them fellas we out here we have here bananakin is not afraid of your lasers which victory pose do you guys like race is the best and i'd like to give a final shout out to lu dog lord have mercy and pudge gamer for gifting hundreds of subs on the last twitch stream that [ __ ] was already rowdy as hell and them sending me thousands of dollars when heavenly's out here eating ice cube sandwiches and bowls of air soup just to survive really made me laugh so thanks for making twitch such a special place y'all be eating [ __ ] i'm over here just breathing that's all i get a little bowl of air soup are you guys aware that the chat is for words and not money generally i'm pretty sure goose had to pay his rent with beans this month and y'all keep hundreds his wife comes up and someone in chat always goes mary shot from viewer we thought you were just going to die alone your voice is so bassy that my subwoofer keeps shaking my entire [ __ ] wall and i'm scared all right hold on and that's about it that is all that i have to say so i would like to thank you so very much for watching i'm really tired i'm going to sleep and be sure to tune in next time when i forget what i'm going to say here [Music] you

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Id: ZGLAS6o2T1w

Length: 16min 49sec (1009 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 03 2022