♪♪ [Christmas music] [yawning] Stacey:<i> Good morning,
newcomers,</i> <i> and welcome</i> to the best day
of your lives. What? Where are we? <i> [Mallory giggles]</i> It's Christmas, silly! Adam:<i> We've been here,
but you two</i> just joined us! Oh. [growling] I don't feel so well. Stacey:<i> That's probably</i> nerves because today you're
going to make a family happier than you
could ever imagine. ♪♪ <i> [footsteps]</i> <i> [Stacey gasps]</i> Sounds like it's time! Positions, everyone! Yay! Boy:<i> Wow, look at all these
Christmas presents!</i> Dad:<i> What do you say we dig in
and see what Santa got us?</i> Mom:<i> Why don't you start
with that lovely green one?</i> Boy:<i> Yeah!</i> Wish me luck! <i> [paper tears]</i> Adam:<i> Ow!</i> <i> Excuse me.</i> <i> I'm just going to assume
that was an accide--</i> <i> [screams in pain
as tearing continues]</i> Boy:<i> Oh wow,
a remote-control car!</i> <i> [family laughs]</i> Dad:<i> I thought
you might like it.</i> Maybe he was being
just a little dramatic. They ripped him apart! Well, accidents happen,
and it is Christmas day, the happiest day of the year,
so... <i> Yeah.</i> Boy:<i> Okay, Mom, your turn.</i> Mom:<i> I think I'll open
that gorgeous one</i> <i> with the polka dots.</i> <i> [bell tolls]</i> Okay! Mom:<i> Oh boy,
what do we have here?</i> <i> [paper tears]</i> <i> [Mallory laughs]</i> <i> That tickles!</i> Oh, see? See how careful and
delicate she's being? <i> [laughs]</i> Boy:<i> Mom, you're
taking forever.</i> <i> [Mom chuckles]</i> <i> Pushy. All righty, then.</i> <i> [paper tearing gets louder]</i> <i> [scary music]</i> Mom:<i> Oh, I love it.</i> <i> It fits perfectly.</i> Mallory:<i> Please!</i> [paper crackling] Please, please. I'm begging you, please. <i> Please,</i> kill me
before they come back! <i> [dramatic music]</i> [growling] There's something wrong
with my insides. Why are there holes
in your back? What? What, what, what? What? <i> [puppy barks]</i> What was that? [groans] <i> The pain!</i> Aah! [both scream] Boy:<i> A puppy!</i> Stacey:<i> That creature
came</i> out of his body! Is this how it ends? If you're lucky! I was the first one here,
and the child, in its excitement,<i>
peeled back my layers</i> just to see what was inside. And then he tried to put me
back together again. No. YES! And he did it
every single day. [cries] I just want to die. Mom:<i> Well, would you look
at that interesting present.</i> <i> How 'bout that one?</i> Yes. The sweet release of death. No, no. Jason:<i> Goodbye, brothers.</i> <i> I go to a better place.</i> <i> [tearing]</i> <i> [scary music]</i> We're doomed! Stacey:<i> No.</i> <i> No, we</i> can make it
through this, right? Right? Right? [gasps and screams] <i> [tearing resumes]</i> Boy:<i> Aw man, socks?</i> What are you waiting for? Finish me off! Dad:<i> Oh, this one
has a watch inside.</i> I'm alive. I'm alive! What a Christmas miracle. I'm alive. Boy:<i> Can I have that bag?</i> Mom:<i> Sure, honey.</i> Boy:<i> Cool!</i> <i> I can fill it with dog
droppings and light it on fire!</i> No, throw me away. Throw me away! No. THROW ME AWAY! - Hey you guys, thank you
so much for watching. Subscribe below,
comment and uh, like this video. What's the worst present
you ever got, guys? - Old candy that had
clearly been in a drawer for over two years. And I still ate. - My mom once forgot my birthday
and gave me a Tamagotchi. I was in high school, so... - Merry Christmas!
