>>AND, UH, THAT'S THE WHOLE TOUR. >>MAN, JAMES, THIS PLACE IS SUPER NICE. >>I KNOW, RIGHT? MY PARENTS GOT IT AT A REALLY GOOD PRICE. APPARENTLY THERE WAS SOME URBAN LEGEND ABOUT THE FAMILY THAT USED TO LIVE HERE. >>DO YOU GUYS WANT TO START PLAYING? >>YES. OH MAN, GUYS, I HAVEN'T PLAYED LIFE SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID. >>OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO FIRST, AND I'M TAKING THE COLLEGE PATH. "CLASS CANCELED." >>LUCKY. >>HUH. MY CLASS ACTUALLY GOT CANCELED FOR TOMORROW. HOW WEIRD IS THAT? >>HUH, THAT'S CRAZY. >>I AM GOING TO SKIP COLLEGE AND GO STRAIGHT FOR CAREER. >>ALL RIGHT. >>"ARTIST." THAT WAS A MISTAKE. WHAT DID I LAND ON? >>OH, UM, IT SAYS, "TREE FALLS ON HOUSE. LOSE ONE TURN..." [CRACKING NOISE] >>OH! >>OKAY, NOBODY PANIC, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE WE JUST ENTERED A JUMANJI SITUATION, SO I SUGGEST WE STOP- >>WHITNEY! >>WHITNEY! >>MARRIAGE IS ONLY A FEW SPACES AWAY AND I NEED THIS! >>BUT WHO WILL YOU BE MARRIED TO? >>PERFECT. A-HA! >>[YELLS] >>OH. I MARRIED AN ARTIST. I'VE BECOME MY MOTHER. >>WAIT, SO IF YOU TWO GOT MARRIED, THEN... >>DO IT, MAL! DO IT, MAL! >>MAL, WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THIS... >>DO IT, BAM! MARRIED! >>WAIT, NO RING. >>WHAT? BUT THEN, WHO DID I-? >>WHAT YEAR IS IT? >>[SCREAMING] >>AND WHO DID I JUST MARRY? >>NO! >>THANK YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THAT GAME FOR 30 YEARS. >>OH, GROSS, HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY DAD. >>YOU MEAN GRANDDAD. I WAS FIFTY WHEN I STARTED PLAYING. >>[GROANING] >>OKAY, CLEARLY WE JUST HAVE TO HURRY UP AND FINISH THE GAME SO THAT EVERYTHING CAN GO BACK TO NORMAL. >>I ACTIVELY OPPOSE THIS. >>NOW MY CAREER IS "ATHLETE." >>THAT FEELS MORE UNBELIEVABLE THAN ANYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED SO FAR. >>OKAY, I MAKE ONE TOUCHDOWN FOR THE OTHER TEAM... >>WELL, AT LEAST HE DOESN'T HAVE THE CAREER OF ARTIST. LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO GET A JOB TO SUPPORT THIS FAMILY. "TEACHER." NEVER MIND. >>WHATEVER. JUST KEEP PLAYING- OH! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME? >>YOU OKAY, MAL? >>[SCREAMS] >>SHE LANDED ON A BABY TILE. >>I'M GOING TO BE A DAD! >>NO! MAL? YOU OKAY? <i>>>KEEP PLAYING!</i> >>WE'RE MOVING, MAL. WE'RE MOVING. >>OKAY. >>I LANDED ON A BABY TILE TOO. >>OH. >>[WHITNEY SCREAMS] YOU DID THIS TO ME! >>IT'S- IT'S TWINS. >>[SCREAMS LOUDER] >>JUST GOT TO KEEP PLAYING. SPIN FOR WHITNEY. >>OKAY, I'M SPINNING FOR YOU, WHITNEY. OH, WE'RE BUYING A HOUSE. >>WHAT? IT HAD BETTER BE A MODEST APARTMENT BECAUSE WE CAN'T AFFORD- >>IT'S THE MANSION. >>[SCREAMS] NO! >>WE'RE AN ARTIST AND A TEACHER! WHO WOULD APPROVE THIS LOAN? >>OH, CURSE YOU, FANNIE MAE! >>IF I CAN JUST SELL ONE OF MY PAINTINGS- >>YOUR PAINTINGS ARE GARBAGE! >>YOU'RE GOING TO BE A TERRIBLE MOTHER! >>I'M SPINNING FOR MY WIFE! >>I'M NOT YOUR WIFE! >>YOU LANDED ON ANOTHER BABY TILE! >>[SCREAMS] >>OKAY, OKAY. LET'S SEE HERE. UM- >>WE HAVE TO FINISH THIS GAME OR WE'RE GOING TO BE KNEE-DEEP IN BABIES. >>PAYDAY. OOH. MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T FINISH THE GAME. >>JUST KEEP SPINNING! >>I'M GOING, WHITNEY. I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SWITCH CAREERS. >>DO IT! >>BUT MY DREAMS- >>I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DREAMS! OUR CHILDREN NEED TO EAT! >>I'M A DOCTOR! >>YES, THANK YOU, HEAVEN ABOVE! >>I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU NOW. >>OKAY, I'M SPINNING FOR YOU, MAL. I AM SO SORRY. >>DON'T SAY IT. >>TRIPLETS. >>[MAL SOBS] >>I WILL HAVE AN ARMY OF CHILDREN! >>KEEP BREATHING! >>OKAY. OOH, PAYDAY! LOOKS LIKE THIS TEACHER'S GETTING... THREE DOLLARS? THAT'S TWO HOT DOGS AT COSTCO. WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY? >>IT'S OKAY. I MAKE ENOUGH TO SUPPORT BOTH OF US. >>WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, IF I GET A 10, I WILL FINISH THE GAME. >>WHAT? [COLLECTIVE GROAN] >>A 9. AND I LANDED ON A BABY TILE. BUT I'M NOT MARRIED, SO WHO...? OH, NO. NO! >>FINISH THE GAME! >>MEET MY ARMY OF BABIES. THIS ONE IS NAMED SUBSCRIBE BY CLICKING ON THE BUTTON OR IN THE LINK BELOW. THIS ONE IS NAMED SHARE THIS VIDEO WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS. THIS LITTLE BOY IS CLICK ON THESE VIDEOS TO WATCH MORE. AND THIS LITTLE GIRL, MY PRIDE AND JOY, IS SARAH WHITTLE.
