The Great British Bake Off: Tarts

>>WELCOME BACK TO THE TENT. IT'S WEEK SEVEN, AND THERE'S SIX CONTESTANTS LEFT. >>OUR BAKERS HAVE BEEN TASKED WITH MAKING A PRISTINE CUSTARD TART. BUT WHICH CONFECTIONS WILL BE PERFECTION? THIS IS... >>[TOGETHER] THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF. >>I WON. >>NO, NO, NO. >>ONE, TWO THREE... >>[TOGETHER] GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF. >>OH. ♪♪ <i>>>OUR BAKERS WON'T KNOW IF</i> <i>THEY'VE SUCCEEDED UNTIL PAUL</i> <i>AND MARY TRY THEIR TARTS.</i> HELLO, JOHN. >>HELLO. ♪♪ >>I'M GOING TO BE HONEST, JOHN. <i>IT LOOKS A BIT OF A MESS.</i> <i>>>IT WAS PROBABLY</i> ABOUT SIX MINUTES FROM PERFECTION. >>OKAY. [KNIFE THUDS] <i>>>IT CUTS WELL.</i> <i>>>IT CUTS WELL, VERY WELL.</i> >>FLAVORS ARE GOOD. >>SHAME ABOUT THE DISPLAY THOUGH. >>MM, THANK YOU. SORRY ABOUT THAT. ♪♪ >>ERIC...? >>I'M SO EMBARRASSED. JUST... [PLASTIC RUSTLING] >>HM. LOVELY COLOR. >>ARE YOU SERIOUS? >>OKAY, I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE MORE, BUT IT'S JUST A PART OF IT <i>AND I WAS GOING TO</i> <i>SAVE IT FOR LATER,</i> <i>BUT IT'S YOURS IF YOU WANT IT.</i> >>WHY IS THIS SO FLAT? <i>YOU SAT ON THIS, DIDN'T YOU?</i> >>NO, I QUITE LIKE IT. I LIKE THE FLATNESS. <i>>>MARY- </i> <i>>>NO,</i> IT SHOWS THAT HE KNOWS HOW TO- HOW TO BAKE WITH MORE THAN JUST HIS HANDS. ♪♪ >>SO DID YOU BAKE ANYTHING? >>YES, THIS IS MY INGREDIENTS TART. >>THIS IS NOTHING BUT INGREDIENTS. >>THANK YOU. >>LOOK, THAT WASN'T A COMPLI- <i>>>I REALLY LIKE THIS.</i> THE EGG... [EGG CRUNCHES] <i>HAS A NICE CRUNCH.</i> <i>COULD WE GET MORE OF THESE?</i> MM. ♪♪ >>THIS IS MY BRIBERY TART. >>THIS IS A DISGRACE. >>MM. TASTES MORE LIKE MONEY THAN A TART. <i>>>YES.</i> THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S MONEY, <i>JUST FOR YOU TWO.</i> >>I QUITE LIKE IT. >>YOU KNOW HOW MANY HANDS HAVE TOUCHED THIS? <i>>>NO, I THINK THAT</i> <i>GIVES IT FLAVOR.</i> SOMEONE DIDN'T WASH THEIR HANDS. I CAN TELL. >>[SIGHS] >>ALL RIGHT, MICHAEL. <i>SO WHAT WE HAVE HERE</i> <i>IS A SIRLOIN STEAK.</i> <i>>>OH NO, SIR, THIS IS A TART</i> IN THE SHAPE OF A SIRLOIN. >>THAT IS NOT A TART. <i>>>IT MAY NOT LOOK IT,</i> BUT THAT IS A FAVORITE FAMILY RECIPE. >>I THINK IT LOOKS RATHER FUN. <i>>>MARY, JUST-</i> MICHAEL, I'VE GOT REAL PROBLEMS WITH THIS. >>UNDERPROOFED, IS IT? >>PROOF DOESN'T ENTER IT. THIS IS A PIECE OF STEAK. <i>>>PAUL, IF YOU'LL</i> <i>JUST TAKE A BITE,</i> IT'S A FANTASTIC TART. >>COME ON, PAUL. [KNIFE TAPS AGAINST PLATE] >>DEFINITELY CUTS LIKE A STEAK. [SNIFFS] SMELLS LIKE A STEAK. >>IT'S A TART. >>SURE ENOUGH, THAT'S A STEAK. >>YEAH, I CAN SEE WHERE IT WENT WRONG. SORRY ABOUT THAT. >>I'VE ALWAYS SAID WE NEEDED MORE PROTEIN IN OUR BAKES. ♪♪ >>[HEAVY BREATHING] <i>AN INVISIBLE TART?</i> >>YES, IT'S FILLED WITH RASPBERRY. [SPLATTING SOUND] >>WELL DONE, RICHARD. WELL DONE. >>THANK YOU. [EGG CRUNCHES] >>THANK YOU FOR ENJOYING THAT VIDEO BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ENJOYED IT. PLEASE LIKE, SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL, MAKE- >>THIS HAS A DELIGHTFUL CRUNCH. >>MARY, DON'T- >>MY VENEERS. >>DON'T DO THAT. >>MARY, WE'RE TAKING YOU TO A HOME. >>GIVE IT A NIBBLE. >>ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

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Id: PIrRpgWfY4M

Length: 4min 18sec (258 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 25 2016

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[u/marcusweller]

don't waste the four minutes I just did. not funny.