♪♪ There we go! It's supposed to be
a PlayStation. This is just as fun
though, right? Whoo! ♪♪ <i> Oh, what a great vacation.</i> [chuckles] December 26th. <i> What do you mean,</i>
it's not a toy? I mean, kids can, you know,
tell time with-- It's a clock. [sighs] I made ten thousand clocks. There are 17 types of toys
I make. Number one, dolls. Number two, balls. Number three, scissors. You know, I used to be
one of the elves that worked in Santa's kitchen. You make one venison dinner
and everyone freaks out. [chuckles] Number four,
off-brand action figures. Number five, socks. You want Donner or Blitzen? Just a little lead paint
and we are all finished. These orphans are
going to love me. Mmm. He won't be playing
any more reindeer games. Well, that looks difficult. Hello, Amazon Prime. Go to checkout, add to cart,
use Santa's billing address, and two-day shipping. You know, I used
to date Mrs. Claus. Turns out we're related. We only dated for, like,
two months though, so it's not like a-- Three months. Six months. Number six, a VHS box set
of Frasier, Season Three. Number seven, POGs. Pew! ♪♪ Quota met. [chuckles] Finally got a head start
this year. Just got done wrapping
the "P's"-- Puzzles, puppies,
perishable items, you know. Everything's been wrapped
for months! Actually, my specialty
is in dreidel-making. You ever been
to a bar mitzvah? Should have air holes. You know what? It's probably fine. [puppy squeaks] Number eight, red furbies. Number nine, blue furbies. Number ten, yellow furbies. You know, this year, I'm going to give every single
kid a copy of my mixtape. Ooh! Pickled eggs. You want one? That was a test. It's for the kids. Eight, six, and seven. Five golden rings! You know, I've made
so many toys, you may as well call me China,<i>
am I right?</i> <i> [laughs]</i> Was that racist? Number eleven, Clue:
Golden Girls edition. Number twelve,
Excel spreadsheets. [whirring] What do you mean,
he checks it twice? ♪♪ [sighs] For Timmy, age eight. Number fifteen,
the board game Crossfire. ♪ Crossfire! ♪♪ You ever heard of
"naughty or nice"? [chuckles] You're welcome. I came up with that phrase. [mockingly]
Checks it twice. What's the point? He's already checked it. [sighs] Keanu Reeves, naughty? Number sixteen, slinkies. Number seventeen, clocks. DANG IT! ♪♪ Sorry! Hey guys, don't forget to
like, comment, and subscribe. I know the big man in red
always does that. [laughs] I've actually never met him. He doesn't really like
having me around. He's heard bad things. Uh, they're rumors,
of course. [clears throat] Anyway, don't forget
to do that. I really need this job.
