A Kindergarten Fight for Love

♪♪ >>KAYDEN HAS COOTIES! >>[LAUGHS] >>NU-UH! JENNY HAS COOTIES! >>NO! YOU DO, STUPID! >>NO, YOU DO! >>NO, YOU DO! >>[LAUGHS] >>COME ON, KIDS! BE NICE! >>NO, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER MEAN WORD OUT OF EITHER OF YOU. >>WHY MUST YOU TEASE ME SO, JENNY? >>BECAUSE YOU REALLY DO HAVE COOTIES. YOU'RE AN IMPERTINENT COOTIE PANTS AND THAT'S THAT. LADIES? [LAUGHS] >>KAYDEN THOMPSON? >>WHO WANTS TO KNOW? >>SOMEONE WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU BEHIND THE WALLYBALL WALL. >>WALLYBALL WALL? WHO? >>JUST FOLLOW ME PLEASE. [CLEARS THROAT] >>THANK YOU TANNER. OH TANNER? GIVE ME A CAPRISUN CARIBBEAN COOLER. AND FOR OUR GUEST, LET ME GUESS, A VERY BERRY SQUEEZE-IT? >>IT'S A LITTLE EARLY FOR ME. MY MOM SAYS I CAN'T HAVE SUGAR BEFORE LUNCHTIME. >>GET HIM ONE ALL THE SAME. NONE FOR YOU THOUGH. HE JUST QUIT. >>I RECOGNIZE YOU. >>I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT. YOU'RE JAYDEN MILLER. YOU PLAYED FREEZE TAG ON SOUTH FIELD. >>[LAUGHS] PERHAPS IN MY YOUNGER DAYS, NOW I PLAY AN ALTOGETHER DIFFERENT GAME. >>CARTOON TAG? >>THAT'S RIGHT. YOU KNOW YOUR TAGS. KAYDEN, LET'S GET DOWN TO BRASS-TACKS. I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICED YOU'VE DEVELOPED QUITE A KINSHIP WITH MISS STALEY. >>YOU MEAN JENNY? >>THE VERY SAME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING- DON'T TOUCH THAT! >>WELL, I MIGHT HAVE. WHY DO YOU CARE? >>OH, OH KAYDEN. DON'T BE COY. WE'RE BOTH MEN OF THE WORLD. WE'RE BOTH 6. >>ACTUALLY I'M 6 AND A HALF. >>AND I'M 6 AND THREE-QUARTERS, BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT WE NEEDN'T PLAY THESE GAMES. >>FINE. IT'S TRUE. [LAUGHS] WE HELD HANDS FOR FIVE SECONDS THEN SHE KICKED ME IN THE SHINS AND I CHASED HER DOWN AND RUBBED BARK CHIPS IN HER FACE. >>WELL THAT'S CLEARLY QUITE SERIOUS. >>I'D LIKE TO THINK SO. >>I SHOULD TELL YOU THAT JENNY AND I ALSO HAVE A PAST. >>REALLY? >>YES. WE MADE KISSY FACE BEHIND THE CAFETERIA THEN SHE PUNCHED ME IN MY TUMMY AND I LOCKED HER IN THE BOY'S BATHROOM. >>WELL GET TO THE POINT, MAN! IT'S STORY TIME IN 20 MINUTES AND I INTEND TO BE THERE. I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO MISTER WAFFLE. >>JAYDEN. KAYDEN, I HOPE YOU TWO ARE PLAYING NICELY. >>I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. UM, UM, MISTER PENDERGRAST. >>UH-HUH. >>UM, UM, KAYDEN SAID- HE TOLD ME THAT- HE TOLD ME THAT HIS MOM- YOU KNOW HIS MOM, HIS MOM HAS A DOG. >>THAT'S NICE. WELL YOU TWO BOYS HAVE FUN NOW. >>JENNY LEFT ME, KAYDEN. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? SHE'S A FICKLE TEMPTRESS. AS FIRST GRADERS OFTEN ARE. >>SO WHAT DO YOU NEED ME FOR? IF YOU REALLY WANT TO WIN HER BACK ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PUT GUM IN HER HAIR AND KICK HER BACKPACK. >>DON'T YOU THINK I'VE TRIED THAT? I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING! STOLEN HER MILK, MASHED ALL MY FOOD UP ON A PLATE AND MADE HER WATCH ME EAT IT. NOTHING WORKS. >>FREEZE! >>NO! WALL IS BASE! >>FREEZE! >>NO, YOU SAID WALL IS BASE! >>[CRIES] >>I NEED AN INSIDE MAN. SOMEONE WHO CAN PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR ME. TELL HER THAT I WRITE MY "2'S" BACKWARDS AND I HAVE A BICYCLE. >>WELL I CAN'T DO ANYTHING UNTIL YOU UNFREEZE ME. >>IF I DO THIS FOR YOU, YOU'LL HELP ME OUT? >>YES. >>YOUR BEVERAGES, SIR. >>MAYBE I WILL HAVE THAT DRINK AFTER ALL. [SLURPING] >>HEY GET IT. YOU NEED HELP? >>I'M TRYING. I GOT IT. >>SO WHAT DO I GET OUT OF ALL OF THIS? >>I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ASK. MY MOMMY MAKES HOMEMADE P, B, AND J'S. THEY COULD BE YOURS FOR A MONTH. >>DOES SHE CUT THE CRUSTS OFF? >>NO. SHE SAYS THEY'RE THE MOST NUTRITIOUS PART. >>NO DEAL. >>HOW DARE YOU KAYDEN! DON'T BE A POOPY-PANTS! >>WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? >>A POO-PY PANTS. >>WELL, I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I? >>YOU'RE AN ANIMAL KAYDEN. YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO TO ANIMALS? >>WE PET THEM NICELY AND FEED THEM CARROTS? >>THAT'S RIGHT. BY THE WAY, MISTER WAFFLE, HE GETS A NEW HAT. >>YOU SPOILED IT! >>THE TITLE IS "MISTER WAFFLE GETS A NEW HAT." >>I THOUGHT IT WAS A RED HERRING. >>ALL RIGHT, WHAT HAPPENED? >>KAYDEN WAS PUNCHING ME AND I TRIED TO STOP HIM AND PUNCHED HIM BACK AND- THIS ISN'T OVER KAYDEN. YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU CROSSED ME. AND I HATE HIM AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM AND HIS FACE. >>YOU HAVE A REAL PROBLEM MAN. >>I CAN QUIT! THIS DOESN'T DEFINE ME! >>HEY ALL THE PEOPLE. HELP A BROTHER OUT AND SUBSCRIBE TO THIS VIDEO. IF IT GETS MORE THAN 10,000 LIKES I'LL- I'LL CHECK MYSELF INTO TIMEOUT. MM. MAYBE 20,000 LIKES. TAKE AWAY THE PAIN SWEET SUGAR WATER! TAKE IT AWAY. MM.

Channel: Studio C

Views: 4,723,850

Rating: 4.9707723 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, BYU tv, BYUtelevision, Studio C, StudioC, Kindergarten Fight for Love, A Kindergarten Fight for Love, Mallory Everton, Jason Gray, Stephen Meek, Whitney Call, Natalie Madsen, Matt Meese, Adam Berg, James Perry, kindergarten, playground, recess, school, schoolyard, hopscotch, crush, kissy face, hand holding, going out, capri sun, squeeze it, sketch comedy, comedy, funny, laugh, lol, snl, clean comedy

Id: -kHpEmaVU60

Length: 6min 13sec (373 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 15 2016