Ski Slope Scare

♪♪ >>OH, HONEY ISN'T THIS NICE? I WAS AFRAID WE'D NEVER GO ANOTHER ROMANTIC RETREAT AFTER LAST YEAR'S HOT TUB FIASCO. >>NO! YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULD NEVER USE THAT WORD! >>YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. LAST YEAR'S HEATED VESSEL FIASCO, BUT SERIOUSLY SO FAR THIS TRIP AS BEEN PERFECT. >>WHY WOULD YOU JINX US LIKE THAT? QUICK, KNOCK ON SOME WOOD! NO! IT'S METAL! COME ON! >>BABE! BABE! CALM DOWN, OKAY? THIS RESORT IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF LAST YEAR'S RETREAT, OKAY? SO JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATHE OF FRESH MOUNTAIN AIR AND RELAX. >>[SIGHS] >>BETTER? >>BETTER. SORRY, I GUESS I'M NOT OVER LAST YEAR'S POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS. >>OW. MY POOR BABY! COME HERE. JUST REMAIN CALM. GOOD. YOU'RE DOING IT- >>WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? >>IT'S- OKAY, OKAY, JUST CALM DOWN, BABE! CALM DOWN, OKAY? HE'S PROBABLY JUST LIKE LAST YEAR, OKAY? I'M SURE HE'S STILL ALIVE. >>OKAY. >>SIR? SIR? CAN YOU- OKAY... >>SHAKE HIM. SHAKE HIM. >>OKAY, OKAY. SIR? WAKE UP SIR! SIR! OKAY, OKAY. YOU WAKE UP, SIR. WAKE UP, SIR! WAKE UP! >>WHOA. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. OKAY! HE WASN'T DEAD BEFORE... >>OKAY, BABE. WE'LL JUST- WE'LL GO TO THE END OF THE LIFT AND WE'LL TELL THEM EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. THEY'LL BELIEVE US. >>HE GOT ON THE CHAIR ALIVE AND THEN GOT OFF DEAD. WHAT WOULD YOU ASSUME? >>PEOPLE RANDOMLY DIE ALL THE TIME. >>YOU ARE PRACTICALLY HOLDING UP THE MURDER WEAPON! >>OKAY, WELL, WHAT ARE YOU PROPOSE WE DO? >>WE PUSH HIM OFF. >>ARE YOU CRAZY? >>YOU GOT ANY BETTER IDEAS, O.J.? >>FINE, OKAY, BUT JUST DO IT QUICKLY. >>ME? YOU'RE THE ONE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. >>I'VE GOT ENOUGH BLOOD ON MY HANDS. >>[SIGHS] FINE. JUST- >>SWITCH ME. >>PUSH HIM BACK. >>OH MY. OKAY. >>SWITCH. >>OKAY. >>WHAT? OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. READY? ON THREE. >>OKAY. >>ONE, TWO- >>WELL HOWDY THERE, STRANGERS! WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF SEEING YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS? >>OH, IT'S THEM. OF COURSE IT'S THEM! >>CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S BEEN AN ENTIRE YEAR SINCE THAT HILARIOUS HOT TUB INCIDENT? >>[FAKE LAUGHTER] >>WHO'S THIS FELLOW WITH YOU? >>HE'S UH- >>OUR SON! >>THAT'S FUNNY, I COULD HAVE SWORN YOU SAID YOU HAD A 3-YEAR OLD. >>YEAH. STEROIDS. >>OH! [LAUGHTER] >>HOW YOU DOING LITTLE MAN? YOU HAVING FUN ON THE SLOPES? >>CAN HE NOT TALK? >>YEAH, HE CAN. IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S DEAD. HE'S- HE'S- HE'S RUSSIAN. >>'ELLO GOVERNOR! YOU MUST BE FRIENDS WITH ME MOM AND DAD! >>THAT'S NOT RUSSIAN. >>I CAN'T DO A RUSSIAN ACCENT. YOU KNOW THIS. >>THAT'S AN INTERESTING LITTLE ACCENT YOU GOT THERE, SON. >>OH, THAT'S BIG TALK COMING FROM AN UNEDUCATED HICK! LET ME GUESS, YOU TWO MET AT A FAMILY REUNION! >>WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN! >>BECAUSE RUSSIANS ARE MEAN! >>YOU GOING TO LET HIM TALK TO ME THAT WAY, HANK? >>AS WE SAY IN TEXAS WHEN YOU WRESTLE WITH A PIG YOU BOTH GET DIRTY. GOOD DAY TO YOU. >>HUMPH. >>ALL RIGHT, HERE'S OUR CHANCE, READY? OKAY, ONE, TWO- >>[SCREAMS] I WAS SLEEPING! [SCREAMS] >>HE- HE'S GOING TO BE FINE. RUSSIANS ARE TOUGH. >>FIRST A HOT TUB AND NOW A STINKING CHAIR LIFT? THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME! [LAUGHTER] COMMENT BELOW WHERE YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE ME DIE NEXT AND IF THIS SKETCH GETS MORE LIKES THAN THE HOT TUB ONE, THEN WE'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING BIT FUN TO DO- YOU OKAY? HEY, GET OFF ME. >>YEAH, NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL. NOT COOL, RIGHT? >>GET OFF ME. STOP! >>YOU'RE DOING YOUR THING, YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME AND SOMEONE DIES. >>GET OFF OF- WAKE UP! >>NO. >>STOP, IS SHE- >>NO. >>I DON'T WANT TO- >>IT IS WHAT IT IS STACEY. DEAL. >>NO. >>DEAL WITH IT. >>GET OFF OF ME! [SCREAMS] >>JUST PUSH HER OFF. >>[SCREAMS]

Channel: Studio C

Views: 1,837,992

Rating: 4.967124 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, BYU tv, BYUtelevision, Studio C, StudioC, Romantic Retreat Revenge, Ski Slope Scare, death, dead, couple, romantic, hot tub, hot tub scare, scare, afraid, body, dead body, scream, frightened, misunderstanding, awkward, unintentional, coincidence, wrong place wrong time, random, unfortunate, bad timing, uncomfortable, sketch comedy, comedy, laugh, funny, lol, snl, clean comedy, Mallory Everton, Jason Gray, Stacey Harkey, Stephen Meek, Whitney Call

Id: Kky3wgURBJ0

Length: 4min 58sec (298 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 13 2016