Celebirthsary

every time and then I said I am a dead man that story took a weird turn no no no Matt what's wrong with you decorations Jason my wife must have put these up so what's the problem I don't know what we're celebrating Jason is it a birthday an anniversary a bomb it's faux what is it I can't keep track of all these happy occasions okay well let's just look at the decorations and see if we can guess what it is you don't know her she is diabolical she deliberately makes all the decorations ambiguous so that I can't use any context clues just look at this sign okay well there's some balloons over there so maybe it's her birthday but they're also chocolates so maybe it's our anniversary or the anniversary of our first kiss our first date the first time we ate refried beans as a couple the woman celebrates everything okay well let's just calm down we got a box of chocolates here some party poppers a Christmas tree and a pinata she's good right I need to think well I think we can rule out Christmas yeah we rule out nothing but it's the middle of the year nothing Jason the only safe way to do this is to remember what she wants to celebrate hello honey hello sweetheart I've been waiting for you yes I see you brought Jason over did I hello do you think it's appropriate to have guests I could have him leave where is he the first of many guests to be arriving this evening I'm going to leave you now I'm not even gonna make up an excuse why I'm just really scared so dear what's the plan for this evening dinner Oh should we go out or stay in in what are we having home-cooked meal by candlelight a pizza or this cake happy day on second thought let's go out would you prefer McDonald to that new French restaurant Olive Garden hmm a place that can pass for both fancy and casual well played will anyone be meeting us there I thought just the two of us would be nice will there be a gift exchange and we'll just one of us be giving a gift to the other I only desire the gift of your company my love but if you feel otherwise no no that's very sweet and very ambiguous should we be going then just one more question darling what are we celebrating you don't know I didn't say I didn't know he asked if you knew all right fine you want to hear me say it I have no idea what is special about today it's not our anniversary it's nobody's birthday half birthday or quinceanera neither of us got an award or a promotion or adopted a whale today you're not pregnant you're not pregnant no you're not pregnant and I would go so far as to say that there's not a holiday in the world that is observed on this day the closest celebration I can think of is next week when we'll celebrate the anniversary of when we first got cable which is actually one that I really support so tell me what am I missing nothing what now it was a test by remembering that there was nothing to remember today you unintentionally proved that you remember everything that is actually important I'm so proud of you honey we'll have to celebrate this next year [Applause]

Channel: Studio C

Views: 4,015,521

Rating: 4.9574256 out of 5

Keywords: Studio C, holiday, valentines day, christmas, easter, thanksgiving, birthday, anniversary, halloween, Matt Meese, Mallory Everton, Jason Gray, Whitney Call, Humor, College, College Humor, Funny

Id: gqAHgny3lQA

Length: 4min 6sec (246 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 14 2013