♪♪ >>OKAY, GUYS, THE TREE'S READY TO BE DECORATED! >>YAY! >>HEY, MOM. WE- WE MADE ORNAMENTS IN MY CLASS AT SCHOOL. CAN I PUT MINE ON THE TREE? >SURE! >>ME TOO? >>YEAH! >>ME TOO? >>YES, OF COURSE! I LOVE YOUR HOMEMADE ORNAMENTS! [LAUGHS] SO WHAT DID YOU GUYS MAKE? >>[LAUGHS] A CHICKEN. >>FUN, WHAT'D YOU MAKE IT OUT OF? POPSICLE STICKS? >>NOPE. A CHICKEN. >>OH! [SCREAMS] >>DO- DO YOU LIKE IT? >>WHY WOULD YOUR TEACHER LET YOU HANDLE RAW MEAT FOR CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS? OR ANY REASON? >>UM, SHE SAID THAT IT FULFILLED THE STATE REQUIREMENTS FOR BOTH ART AND FOOD HANDLING! >>OH, SON, I JUST- I DON'T THINK WE CAN HANG CHRIS- OR, CHICKEN ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE. IT- IT'S DRIPPING. >>BUT I WORKED REALLY HARD ON IT. >>[YELLS] FINE! FINE, FINE, FINE, FINE! PUT IT ON THE TREE! OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH, RIGHT BY THE CANDY CANES! >>HIGH FIVE, MOM. >>YEAH, MM. OH! >>WHAT ABOUT MY ORNAMENT, MOMMY? >>OH, YEAH. >>WHAT ABOUT MY ORNAMENT, MOMMY? >>YES, WHAT DID YOU MAKE? [SCREAMS] WHY DID YOU MAKE THAT? >>WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONG, MOMMY? IT'S JUST A DOLLY. >>WHERE- WHERE ARE ITS EYES? LIKE ALL TWELVE OF THEM. >>I CUT THEM OUT SO THAT YOU COULD WEAR IT LIKE A MASK. HAVE YOU BEEN NAUGHTY OR NAUGHTY? >>OH... >>WHAT THE HECK IS THE MATTER WITH AMERICA'S SCHOOLS? >>SO, CAN I PUT IT ON THE TREE? >>NO, NO, NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT. IT'LL SCARE YOUR BROTHER. >>I LIKE IT. >>WHAT? NO, NO, SON. >>HUG ME, MOMMY. >>OH, NO, STOP IT! DON'T, STOP IT, PLEASE. SON, IT'S HORRIFYING. >>DO YOU NOT LIKE IT? >>OH, TRUST ME, SWEETHEART, I WILL NEVER FORGET IT. EVER. E- EVER! EVER. >>YOU DON'T LIKE IT! [CRIES] >>ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, PUT IT ON THE TREE! INVITE DEMONS INTO MY HOUSE, WHAT DO I CARE? >>DO YOU WANT TO PUT IT ON? >>NO, NO. >>OKAY, LATER, WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING. >>[SIGHS] SO, WHAT DID YOU MAKE, SON? CAT LITTER IN THE SHAPE OF A PENTAGRAM? >>NO. >>IT'S MY HANDPRINT. >>OH, FINALLY, SOMETHING NORMAL THAT- [SCREAMS] >>[LAUGHS] >>HEY GUYS. THANKS FOR WATCHING THAT VIDEO. MAKE SURE TO GIVE IT A THUMBS UP AND SHARE WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK. BUCK-CAW! OH. JAMES, NO! THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW, JAMES!
