CHATS #4

hey I heard you like bad boys yeah why well today teacher said good morning to me and I did an answer I'll see you at 6 p.m. do you want to join my religion what's your religion I'm interested America the land of the free isn't that France No America its France America storm area 51 they can't stop all of us you ever felt a 50 Cal hit your skin mm sorry wrong person what kind of conversations are you having what is a popular clean rap song right now old town road we listened to it you matched with Kyle can you come over I think there is a monster under my bed oh hell yeah is it an original or sugar-free huh I only drink the originals don't message me anymore wanna play a game depends what is it pick a cards oh no the middle one are you sure dude I'm scared but let's do it screw it fool you activated my trap card let me get your number when the trap is activated you must immediately slide me that number oh my god this is the smoothest thing I've ever seen bro no joke I'm actually going to try this on some Eagles right now be right back I'm so tired of having boys always texting me everyone wants me yeah you know what they say low prices always attract customers hey did you know you stole something from me when we met yesterday sorry I'll return your wallets you stole my heart what I love you so much and in five years I still love you and in ten years then I love someone else whoa whoa who our child 14 year old girls creeper uh-huh ruined this is so funny you can't even be mad knock knock who's there you can no longer you can no longer who you can no longer send direct messages to this person learn more well that's genius high school summed up anyone do the homework wait what's the homework we had homework what is this what is this I want one Shh wrong person hmm keep going hello I bought a pizza today and I've got a complaints hello please describe the problem what love I really like this girl but I don't know how to tell her just ask her to the movies this weekend do you want to go to the movies this weekend no I I meant ask her hmm I just did what did she say I don't know you tell me what do you mean I like you dumbass beat some boy at FIFA and get hit with this you just caused the suicide how do you feel you're literally still talking to me I'm doing it now how should I do it mmm hi this is Ronnie's dad do you know Ronnie nope he's dead my baby's dead so you just found your son dad's and jumped on his xbox all right bro she left me um didn't you tell her about your millionaire uncle yeah I did she's my aunt now do you have a car yeah I've a BMW e90 nice I don't know why I feel so comfortable talking to you but I'm just renting it sorry I forgot to tell you I have a boyfriend's cuz my mercedes-benz f015 is under maintenance just forget what I said I just broke up with him what's that fat cat doing he has a job interview he's hired message from Grandma hi honey could you please go to the store and buy me some long life milk bit optimistic til 91 you're out of the will you said my baby was ugly no I said she looked like you ah okay you're ugly though baby we did it you're gonna be a father I'm reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban what do you message from the SA experts so uh when is it you thirty minutes how many pages ten go yourself I want your dong I meant dog then we should bang hang-hang sorry prime response mr. cool how to ruin the family holiday without even going on it oh my god my bag you took to Amsterdam is testing positive for drugs uh sorry mom dad I have something important to tell you huh what's that I'm all ears never mind what if the G in gif is silent go to sleep what if I don't want to you see what I did there do you feel like doing something I don't think so patty honey it's too friggin hot out what did you have in mind my ex-husband is away with his new gf so I was gonna go to his place shut off the AC and leave a dead possum on his couch uh uh let me just change if your ass was split horizontally rather than vertically would it clap when you ran down the stairs what the glarey me as a girl friends good morning beautiful have a great day good morning don't tell me what to do you're not the boss of me never understood how they got the ice in the bottle I know like how it fit through that tiny hole did he like cut the plastic then put the ice in they fill it with water and freeze it dumbass I wish I could have a boyfriend like you why not me you know Mom and Dad would get mad at us oh yeah I forgot about them talk to you later big bro see you later little bro bro I have two bad news for you combine them your girlfriend is cheating on both of us where did I save okay wait did I save wait it's on my page send your snapchat name to me please I added too let's snapchat text me on it takes me on snapchat this is Josh's mom he just found in front of a car and I don't know if he's going to make it he was bleed from his mouth and said he loves everybody but I don't know if he's going to make it and he loves you do you care about him do you care about him hi it's Josh now just got back from the hospital dude oops wrong person ignore that hi extends hand who is this hmm give shy look maybe you'll have to find out sticks out tongue I don't know who the heck you are but I'm about three seconds from blocking you oh no you wouldn't thinks in my head of plan gets plan it's from was hoping we could uh sweats a lot hang out a just collar nervously honey the kid who got caught watching in the library hot pass blocked you want to see my balls you know what the hell you want to see my [ __ ] let me guess you're going to send me a chicken wait wait oh no what a freakin joke got a skin fade and my mom's acting like I've just murdered someone screw this family see not two shorts yes it is you look like a chav you know this to anything we say Sam and we're sick of it don't you dare come running back to us when you get sacked for looking like a [ __ ] have some respect for yourself my boss just said that they'd fire the employee with the worst posture oh who do you think will be fired I'm not sure but I've a hunch it might be me message from dad I'm gay I'm not gay your mother took my phone please sir I want some more bro quit sending me that lets tell me how much weed you won no this is a crayon message from mom please stop changing the Google logo so much I like the original one mom I don't change the logo Google changes it on my computer you don't run the Google anyways guys that is it for this episode of chats I really hope you did enjoy and if you're new around here don't forget to subscribe to the channel so you never saw on the next episode and of course check out the previous episodes if you haven't already and definitely go and follow my Instagram pretty much the more followers I have the higher chance of me finding my dream minecraft girlfriend so uh please help a guy out and with that being said I'll see you guys in the next video have an amazing day much love peace [Music] using

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Id: iV1FJp0Vp5Q

Length: 10min 15sec (615 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 16 2019