CHATS #1

hey hey your online reply me send me [ __ ] pics what the that's me did you not like my boyfriend's pictures on Instagram thanks your boyfriend is my cousin that doesn't give you a right to like his pictures so you fall for 11 huh try again not the Icebreaker you want to go with do better keep being a little bit and I'm gonna come over and hide all your stuff on top of the refrigerator I flew up in the toilets are you okay you're getting blocked if you keep that up I'm proud of you son Thanks you're the best parent anybody could ever ask for whoops that was meant for your brother whoops that was meant for your wife Oh what this mood AF mean mood is [ __ ] like my current mood or whatever why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla throwing his own Shh you have the most beautiful eyes Thanks so what's up cutie talking to this really cool dude really would I know him uh-huh yeah I'm going on a date with him tomorrow night after I get off work no you don't know him hey you're cute you got a snapchat send a pic Olaf what up Lord Farquaad bro where are you bets not be ripping me off been waiting here for almost an hour sorry your dealer was arrested for methamphetamine possession want a doughnut they're healthier than meth uh Obama Batman we meet again it's been a long time no where is it the n-word pass I ejected giving you n word passes they'll make this hard on yourself Obama just hand it over they're getting suspicious Batman this could be us but you playing oh sorry wrong number no let's talk message from dad just at work tripping on acid ready for tonight babe you're gonna use that mouth so hard I'm Sarah's father and what is she going to do with her mouth Oh she didn't tell you what it's karaoke night ah hey baby I'm just chilling if you want to come over she gave you the wrong number brother [ __ ] I think guys in the military make them 100 times hotter I'm tempura stage on call of duty then you just love messages like this from your boyfriend roar scared me baby oh no that wasn't meant to happen baby scared baby was just telling you I loved you in my third language dinosaur you jest oh oh yeah you look like a can of Arizona iced tea hi hello there how's your girlfriend's I don't have a girlfriends haha I know just reminding you how's your dad's hi this is Michael with post mates your delicious food is on the way to see you soon how do you know it's delicious that's a secret are you eating my food just heard that you failed your finals low grandma I don't think you know what law means I know what it means Normie I'm laughing at you stop staring at those anime girls and start studying you weep your body can't digest corn so if you ate literally nothing but corn every day you'd reach the point where your thing out pure corn and then you've got an infinite food source Illuminati don't move I just cracked my screen it's so cracked it's a screen shots I can't see the cracks you're smart you're very small you would genius you were literally one of the most beautiful woman I have ever laid my eyes on send me nudes what the [ __ ] stop sending me that picture we're back in the hospital because Jake set his butthole on fire again you have the wrong number but please keep me updated oh my god oops sorry no come back I want to hear everything are you eating healthy yes today I made aged organic milk tossed over seasoned tomato puree spread on big tall weeds Wow let me see what the I hate how if you ask a go to call you daddy it's cool but they leave you if you ask to be called ultralord who hurt you bruh whoo hey can you pick me up I'm too drunk oh you don't have to anymore I'm home now yes I was aware of that after dropping you off at home that's right master of seduction over here whisper things in your ear like I did the laundry bathroom is clean dishes are done ha ha Jesus Christ I'm getting wet goddamn right you are I know what you want do you ever wonder what your future wife is doing right now she's talking to me ah it's not you you clapped message from mom happy birthday my love wish you nothing but the best mommy love you thank you I love you message from dad happy 18th birthday I'm 19 okay hey happy Mother's Day thanks but I'm not a mom ha I can fix that this anyone wants a BFF and by BFF I mean big in frog are you alone yeah why what's up well I'm in the shower want to help me out is this your first time taking a shower want to come over and play Minecraft bro I'm your drug dealer closest I've ever been to a friendship damn dude I'll come want me to bring something an Xbox controller you got it bro mmm how are you hi do I know you I'm rich hi I'm Jessica nice to meet you what's your name no rich is my name sorry I don't talk to boy babe yes maybe put your hands up don't shoot me give me a kiss then yeah oh my okay now how much do you love me congratulations on what's the baby silly what do you do I'm not pregnant oh my god Jess I just texted Carla I for sure was pregnant so embarrassing well turns out she's just fat oh uh hey Carla wrong person sorry how make chicken what where buy chicken mom this isn't Google iveco de hey mom I just peed on the floor hi this is Sean I have a boyfriend I found your purse at the cafe so I fought of notifying you thank God can you please give it to me sorry I have a girlfriend you should drop subtle hints to your crush if he's smart he will know oh okay you want to know my crush yeah read the first words again Wow you is he Chinese what are you doing laying in bed mmm just laying in bed nothing else I'm eating cereal haha nice what would you do if I was in bed next to you eat my cereal lull I mean if the cereal wasn't there but I got out of bed and go get cereal dad there's some off on the outside of the bathroom tour can you get rid of it please hurry because I'm going to cry dad dad dad is dead you're next love moth I mean your heart I can't say I agree with you but thanks you are too wanna trade nudes yeah which ones do you have our treaty to Justin Bieber's if you have a Danny DeVito dude I just got free kids no joke I'm so happy what the [ __ ] see that's them I'm gonna block you your cute friend of the year this is how to get friend-zoned in one easy step hey message me back when you can I have a boyfriend congratulations which part of the PowerPoint should I do notes when you're hitting from behind and hear her scream Penghu you message to Grandma heard you got an iPhone if you need any help of it don't hesitate to call me hope all is well love Leon whole MV don't worry it takes some time to learn how to text practice makes perfect Oklahoma no homo but I just ran over a kid at 80 miles per hour ah I got you I got you slacking you can I think you have the wrong number but thank you for sharing this with me you good bro so we have a guys I set for the first episode of chats I always get super nervous when I post the first episode of a new series so fingers crossed you guys did enjoy this I really hope so aside from that guys if you want to follow me on twitter at fainted sad and also subscribe to the channel if you are new around here so you don't miss out on the next episode I hope you'll have an amazing day and I'll see in a nice video much love peace [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 7,264,835

Keywords: chats, texts, funny texts, funny chats, facebook, twitter, instagram, social media, funniest texts ever, funniest texts, meme, memes, fainted

Id: 6sOgfQVDihQ

Length: 10min 13sec (613 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 13 2019