Catchin' Up w/ The Cringe Fam

today guys we're gonna jump back into the world of videos that are made for kids by kids no i'm kidding they're made by adults that don't give a [ __ ] about kids and also are just trying to cash in on those sweet children whoops that was a weird place to stop why did i stop there huh cashing in on sweet children that's not what i meant to say i meant i meant to say cashing in on sweet children cpms cpm if you don't know that stands for come on pay me for this mediocre content today we're going to be watching the cringe fam they're the mother flippers behind this song that i reacted to on my second flip channel flip chat watch me flip flip and most recently these diss tracks that they did about each other and they're a couple by the way so you might be thinking what that doesn't make any sense what diss tracks against your girlfriend and or boyfriend what that's so backwards what the heck they're supposed to love each other not diss each other well check it out it's pretty gnarly you know i love you but i gotta do this to you babe please grow up and at your age i'm the prank queen put the crown on my head not gonna listen if it's something jack said see what i mean it's crazy it's like that's not the way it's supposed to be dude okay you guys are supposed to love each other like what are you dissing each other for you guys are supposed to be honeys honeys honey the sponsor of today's video now this isn't just your normal honey read this is a different one because today honey wants to help pay for one of your gifts in fact this holiday season honey is helping to pay for one million gifts as part of the oh my god something in my eye [ __ ] ow ow what is what is stabbing my eye right now like it's stung by a [ __ ] bee bees also make honey wow oh look at that that's my contact completely out oh oh oh oh oh oh are we back nope can't see anything okay we're back and i have a little bit of pink eye oh gross well guys this holiday season honey is helping pay for 1 million 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as well so i can make beats so i can make a diss track against kelsey or chili actually even if you don't win honey will still let you know if the price drops on any of those items on your drop list so it's a win-win and you can do all that by going to joinhoney.com codyco and that's jointhoney.comcodyco all right we're back the first way that you can tell which videos are made for children and which aren't all right first first way you can tell is the is the title very long extremely long all in capital letters with asterisks at the end and some emotion that i'm supposed to be feeling between the asterisks like you know for example a title would be like you know girlfriend and i switch underwear for 24 hours straight and then in asterisks it would be like painful you know or like itchy or like you know wedgie you know i guess that's not really a feeling although i am feeling pretty wedgie today the second way you can tell is by the thumbnail obviously you already know this it's you know super bright popping colors a lot of emotion uh you know text emojis that sort of thing you already know this the third way you can tell is by the time all right if they're over 20 minutes then guaranteed this video is made for children you know that right away by default by default if a vlog type challenge video like this is over 20 minutes it's a cash grab nobody can do anything for a challenge or during a day for a vlog type thing that is entertaining enough to warrant over 20 minutes of content i swear to god nobody can do it look at this one is 27 minutes living in freezing cold pool for 24 hours overnight challenge 27 minutes not even mr beast videos are that long and he gives away like entire cities to people today guys we're giving away an entire city to one of our subscribers and we're gonna have them overthrow the government with a militia 12 minutes that's how long that video would be 12 minutes because that's they know that's how long a video like that should be 12 to 15 minutes look i know i've done videos over 20 minutes before okay and i'm not saying i'm exempt from this i'm saying every single one of their videos is over 20 minutes and it's all something stupid look at this look at this video steal this 100 000 diamond and you keep it that's a mr beast video that's a real video that he just did it's 14 minutes 14 minutes of someone doing [ __ ] mission impossible to win a 100 000 diamond did he make it two hours no he made it 14 minutes because that's the right length but kids they don't give a [ __ ] they don't give a [ __ ] they have half a brain so they'll just sit and watch anything if it's loud that's the revelation that people that make kids content eventually arrive at is they go oh just it's gotta be loud it can be [ __ ] two hours long just has to be loud that's it what's up guys no what's up guys yup for example look at the volume level of a video that they did like when they first started their channel but to make it a little spicy i'm doing it with my boyfriend i love that squeal it's my favorite thing you do okay so you can see they're talking at like a normal volume normal pacing right okay let's move to the video that we're gonna watch today it's called being mean to my girlfriend then surprising her with an iphone 12 emotional oh what's up prince ham what what did he just start the video with an animal sound and then a backflip because that proved my point way more than anything ever could that's even better than yelling what do you mean holy [ __ ] i gotta start my videos like that just what's up guys [Music] guys it's the shark and you're probably wondering where faff is guys i'm taking over the cringe fam channel for the day today i'm going to be doing a super super funny thing to my girlfriend but guys after damn i probably should have retaken that one he forgot what he's gonna say there for a second why do they all talk like this that's the question all the people that make videos for kids like this they all talk the exact same the same cadence the same tone they all hit the emphasis on the same words it's weird how does it evolve to this like jstation talk the exact same way it's what's up you guys today we're gonna be bringing my girlfriend for 24 hours you guys and i cannot believe how crazy this video is gonna be but first like you you would never actually talk to a child like this in real life what is up my small nephew who is two years old it is very good to see you guys today we're gonna be getting ice cream and i can't wait it's gonna be the craziest day by far he just starts crying like uncle cody why are you what are you why are you talking to me like this i think i'm gonna have an aneurysm for this from this video i'm gonna be surprising her with something she can't stop talking about guys today's video i'm gonna be mean to my girlfriend and then i'm gonna surprise her with the iphone 12. do you guys know what the iphone 12 is who doesn't know what the iphone 12 is every single person wants an iphone 12 okay relax relax jeez why are you screaming at me why are you yelling why are you yelling about the iphone 12 god this this dude kind of freaks me out a little bit like his gaze he's looking direct he's looking through me it's like what are you he's looking at that i said i'm gonna surprise her with an iphone 12. she'll have absolutely no idea that i'm going to be surprising her today with this because it's not christmas yet it's just some random day so guys this is going to be one of the crazy it's not christmas yet it's just some random day it's just some random [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] day that's not christmas because christmas is the best day because we're eight but before we get into today's video make sure to give it a thumbs up subscribe turn on the post notifications so we can give five of you a shout out at the end of today's video i'll give you five seconds to go do it real quick five seconds five okay like it and subscribe and where's the notification boom you're subscribed with the post notifications on welcome to the yes holy [ __ ] i thought we weren't gonna get it there for a second but we got it the best family on youtube dude don't do that don't do that don't do it it freaks me the [ __ ] out oh my god it's like satan is escaping from from deep within him it's like a like a horcrux or something is that the right word i don't know i've already bought it and guys this thing cost way over a thousand dollars like a thousand dollars is a lot of money but this is way more than a thousand dollars is it it's one thou the max is 1099 guys this is way over you will not believe how much this is over a thousand dollars that's been winning a lot of challenges lately so i don't really know if she needs any more stuff but guys i'm gonna get it for her because i'm a good boyfriend and i love my girlfriend so much we literally have the best relationship in the world but look that was weird what the [ __ ] was that we literally have the best relationship in the world you guys unlike your parents and that's probably why you like watching this channel because your dad would never buy your mom something over a thousand dollars he'd buy that for his secretary instead goddamn how is this not exhausting i actually now respect the fact that their videos are over 20 minutes because i couldn't do i couldn't i can't do this for longer than 30 seconds i almost just had an aneurysm doing that last bit guys i think she's gonna love it comment down below if you think up bath is gonna love her brand new iphone 12. and comment literally i'm gonna be mean to a bath all day long hopefully she doesn't want to break up with me for being so mean because like who wants a mean boyfriend no one wants a mean boyfriend nobody wants a mean boyfriend your mom wants a boyfriend that's not your dad that's young and handsome preferably and guys when she least expects it when she's super super mad at me today i'm gonna pull out this baby boom and surprise her with the brand new iphone 12. i don't i don't understand how do you get into this like you don't start youtube wanting to make these style of videos right you have to get there somehow like no no hate no i'm not knocking their hustle i meant i know i am a little bit but you know they make money how they make money whatever i'm just saying nobody picks up a camera for the first time when they're like 25 and goes oh i'm gonna ask what my viewers want for christmas because they're eight you eventually have to get there i'm just wondering how that happens okay so then he hides the present which takes up another two minutes before she gets home and she finally gets home at 5 52 in the video 5 52. he hasn't even started the prank yet and it's five minutes into the video did i miss you come give me a hug oh that's good the doctor i'm not surprised you missed me the doctor he said that like everything's gonna be good well that's good to hear why do you have flip-flops on the sweatpants that's ugly what the [ __ ] babe the doctor said that the cancer i had just went away and everything's gonna be fine that's cool but you stink like [ __ ] and you're fat no wonder you're so stinky you probably stunk off the cancer probably left your body because it just was so stunked out couldn't stand the stench guys she just went in the bedroom okay that means she's putting on more deodorant she doesn't smell bad at all guys she actually looks really beautiful and who cares she has flip-flops on but anyways guys i hate why why does he keep doing this guys just keep in mind this is a prank i think she looks very very beautiful again unlike your parents they do not respect each other and actually they hate the way that each other looks they think that they both could lose a few pounds in fact but not me i think she's beautiful the way she is okay so then he's mean to her again and then he goes to the bathroom for another plug to subscribe to the channel which we already did we subscribed and the notice are on so just to make sure and then he you know and then he like calls her a fat [ __ ] probably or something like that and then let's see 20 20 minutes in it's time for the big reveal who acts like that like seriously it's a friend i literally got you an iphone 12. no no babe seriously look no jack this isn't funny babe chill out it's literally just a prank literally babe it's literally a prank okay literally it's literally a prank literally no literally you're not literally listening to me what if she just broke up with him right here on the spot like what if she just left him was just like you know what dude cut cut the [ __ ] cameras okay it's over it's over i'm sick of this i'm sick of these pranks you know like you're always you're always worried about the youtube video and and filming and you're you're never worried about maybe maybe take me on a date every now and then huh jack you know what dude i'm out this is this is [ __ ] go you know grow up grow up and then she leaves and he looks at the camera and he goes guys guys we literally just split up just like your parents this is literally fake i know babe that's not a fake iphone you're lying to me no that's the reason you are babe that's literally a real item no look where would you get a fake iphone where would you even get that i've never seen a fake iphone in my entire life i don't believe you babe open it guys look this is a brand new iphone 12 you can go back and watch how many times has he said iphone 12 in this video how many times just just just nailing in the children's heads iphone 12 iphone 12. you will never afford this you will never be able to afford this as an iphone 12 pro max plus used to store our family pictures which you have none of because your parents are divorced anyways um so the lesson here is it's it's totally okay to be a piece of [ __ ] to your significant other as long as you buy them something way over a thousand dollars and then film it and post it so you make the money back and then it's not actually a gift it's just a tax write-off guys before we end this video i want to tell you really fast i did a podcast with iheartradio i hosted it it's called the pleasure is ours and we just wrapped season one so there's eight episodes now on the podcast app or wherever you get your podcast spotify wherever and uh every episode i interview a different person and we talk about old pieces of advice and how we can modernize them i did one with with rich brian i did one with uh young grave it went with noel that was the last episode so uh go check that out if you want and um i appreciate you and i also have new merch so i don't know if you saw the last video but there's brand new merch and you get free shipping with orders over 100 bucks and it's new colors by the way it's not new merch it's just new colors but they're super dope and um and yeah grab one for your for your parents maybe who are divorced so all right bye up when you [ __ ] all on the rug it's enough you better sit down boy that's a pretty big bark for a dog with no nuts i toss the ball you bring it back and when i fake it you still run dumb ass [Music] i bet you wish you could talk cause i'm busy taking shots like what you got for kennel cough and why you so dumb you can't pick up what i put down cause you got no thumbs your puppy breathing make me sick don't give me kisses you were just like in your own dick which i'm jealous so you can do that [Music] actually [Music] you

Channel: Cody Ko

Views: 3,369,320

Rating: 4.9812813 out of 5

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Length: 17min 26sec (1046 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 02 2020

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I feel like Cody overcame his dry spell with this one

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He’s back. This one was hilarious

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Day 12 of telling Cody I like his hair

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Funniest Cody Ko vid in months

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cashing in on those sweet children

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Best video in a while

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Cody is cashing in on those sweet children