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guys now more than ever it is absolutely essential that if you're dating that you lock in your online dating profile what does that mean i'm talking cut the fat all right cut the [ __ ] cut the stupid [ __ ] out of your bio get rid of those stupid pictures you got to make sure it's effective and efficient those are the two e's of online dating that i just came up with effective and efficient all right maybe maybe a picture of you hiking with your boys doesn't really cut it anymore okay ethan because here's the thing because here's the thing now with covet it's like you don't know who to trust right i mean you're already taking a huge risk by dating during covid but people i mean you got to do what you got to do i'm just so happy i don't have to deal with this myself but i figure i should help you guys deal with it if you're single if you're dating or not as much me as the cut our favorite dating channel on the internet they did this video where they have a they have a dating coach help men with their dating profiles it's called a dating coach matches the dating profile to the person okay so it's like a game she tries to guess which dating profile is which dude and then maybe she helps them she coaches them on how to fix it so this will be great this would we can play along and we could also learn a thing or two but you know what else would help with your online dating profile how about taking care of your skin okay ethan and you can do that by using today's sponsor which is roman guys taking skin of your care it oh nope that's not it i need more sleep taking care of your skin is incredibly important whether it's dullness redness fine lines breakouts it's often hard to find the right treatment but now there's a simpler smarter solution to skin care i want to introduce you to roman and rory the sponsor of this video you know for me personally i'm not gonna lie i see a couple lines coming in right here again maybe it's the lack of silly thing but you know i often have 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currently very many resources available for men and most that exist are pickup artists and just dudes telling dudes what women want uh what about hitch the movie featuring will smith i mean that taught me pretty much everything i needed to know about how to score if you watch that and you don't immediately find your wife afterwards you're hopeless do you work with men on their dating profiles yeah i do i feel like it's all stereotypes honestly the dude who tries way too hard and is a little too thirsty for a relationship the shirtless mirror selfie group wait what's wrong with shirtless mirror picks yeah you're going to match the dating profile to the person i'm ready all right can you invite the line in please all right where's the table here they are hey laura is our dating coach yeah i can tell you can tell all right oh what are you what dude already already she's like all right cool we gotta work on that because that was [ __ ] weird as [ __ ] cora is our dating coach yeah i can tell i'm sorry dude what was that supposed to be a pickup line yeah i can tell [ __ ] hot i'd help i'd help you with my dating what i could tell by this sick business jacket you could coach me any day babe come on coach me coach my balls oh that's perp it's perfect that was perfect holy [ __ ] all right i'm gonna give you a phone okay describe what you see okay so here's a picture oh come on really most inspiring person i've met gary v is perfect it's perfect gary vee i mean you can think that i mean you can definitely think that i don't know if you want to put that on your on your dating profile or maybe you do i don't know i guess it kind of seems like i guess you're kind of like trying to convey that you're a hustler you're a hustler yeah you know you never [ __ ] wake up at 5 00 a.m and podcast [Music] but i don't know if that's i don't know if that makes you is that desirable i don't know we'll see what cora says she's making this simple she's got long black nails and red hair and a camo jacket a lot of dudes will do this because they know it's social proof like put a picture of a hot girl in their profile i don't recommend this it's confusing especially if you're looking for a relationship like this dude is he is a boy that cleans up nuts oh no oh no oh no second picture is a screenshot from his snapchat that say your boy clean up nice oh [ __ ] that's so bad with the sunglass emojis and everything oh his bet his bed is like barely made in the background your boy clearly does not clean up nice dude this if you post a picture like this it means that you don't ever clean up because the one time you do you think it's special enough to post a snapchat where you go your boy clean up nice that does not seem desirable i mean i agree i don't wear a suit ever right but the one time i do i don't [ __ ] me out check your boy out in the suit one time at one time in the past five years i'm wearing a suit so check it out i'm ugly so you know i'm funny i don't know why they laughed at that that's that wasn't funny anyone that is funny would never say i'm funny i'm ugly so you know i'm funny while you laugh i'll take a candid picture of you everyone wins i'm still so i'm still caught up on this man your boy cleaned up nice it's like if you clean up nice and you're funny actually then you have no need to say either one of these things nobody that knows that they're that thing says they're that thing they just are it does that make sense that's a yearbook quote again that's a [ __ ] yearbook quote use that but tag me can i talk to you for a minute what a diss what a dish she said can i talk to you oh out of all the you're the ugliest so it's probably you about your own attractiveness i think i'm pretty decent i mean i'm not like the best thing but i'm not ugly would you make a joke about yourself like that maybe yeah i'm gonna say it's him all right go ahead and get back in the line okay we got our classic wedding pic as i anticipated my mother would describe me as a good boy that needs to settle down doesn't have pets socially smokes weed looking for something casual i'll say casually smokes weed i'm i'm down dude i'm down to meet up not like not like date but like we'll we could link and casually smoke some weed speak now you're speaking my language so this next person wearing a bag you're most inspiring person i've met garyvee what the [ __ ] how where are you finding these people did you go to like a garyvee seminar to cast these people also how has garyvee met this many people what are the odds that two dating profiles randomly selected both have gary vee as the most inspiring person they've met maybe this is sponsored by gary vee you never know financial analyst a picture taken in like italy or somewhere mediterranean what what is this high off life colorado plain plain washington that's that's [ __ ] sick you always want to establish that you that you're a resident of at least two places that makes you seem global it makes you seem if if ideally you want to be bicoastal that's the best thing you want to do la plane new york two coasts baby pick one in the gym or exploring the city let's grab a drink don't do emojis in the don't do that in the bio why would you do that are you seven you're seven years old tell me about like one of the coolest things you've done isn't wait what's this guy in this was got this guy was in the awkward dating show wasn't he he totally [ __ ] was that's hilarious they just use the same people over and over again whoever this person is whether it's you or someone else i'm getting explorer from the very limited amount of information that i have i could see you being in finance you're very self-possessed so like i could see you operating well in the corporate world okay um okay yeah go ahead sorry i was gonna say is that a good thing self-possessed doesn't sound very no no that's a super positive oh okay that means you own yourself cool i'm self-obsessed is that also good i'm i'm obsessed with myself i cannot get enough of myself looking in the mirror is my favorite part of the day sometimes i film a video like this and i just watch it watch the raw footage over and over again is that good i think this is you okay next one i'm adopted and haven't met my parents i'm color blind but not by not seeing red i have a star-shaped birthmark are you the dog that's literally the description of a [ __ ] dog i'm adopted and haven't met my parents i'm color blind i have a star-shaped birthmark oh so you're a literal puppy are you a canine can you come up and hang um yeah so i mean there's a lot of like expression expressiveness and kind of some like panache in this bio i saw from you in our interaction i think it's this dude yeah i'ma go ahead and say it assistant regional manager at dunder mifflin okay so that's a joke um this is why people say the office isn't funny because of this because of this we ruin it don't claim that as your own joke although i guess that would attract other people that know the reference so maybe that's but just ugh i still hate it this person is a huge sweetheart i think it's you this profile is very inviting there's lots of exclamation marks you're a very friendly warm person thank you you're welcome how do you know how do i know because he came up and was how do you know this dude could be a [ __ ] serial killer what do you mean you've had you've said five words to him how do you know so like there's an enthusiasm i see in him that i also see in this profile would you rather be an emu or a ferret oh great question i owned a ferret for a couple of weeks i just large flightless birds just speak to my soul where do they find these people let me guess you met gary vee too where do they find these people yeah giant flightless birds just tugging my heartstrings what can i say you owned a ferret you owned a ferret why would you own a ferret why wouldn't you just get a cat or a dog i think this is definitely him okay so we got a selfie irony is when you jokingly take a restroom selfie but it turns out to be the best picture of you now i really wish i could see the picture if you're interested in someone how would you open up a conversation with them well if i ran into you at the bar i'd be like oh well i see the business jacket i'm here to do some business and this is a pretty funny profile all right fantastic were they just hitting on each other right there could very could very well be the case you're funny [Music] maybe we could do some business after this specialist we got a nice cowboy hat so kind of a country fan nice motorcycle okay will you come up please you look like a nice country boy well thank you yeah i think this is you why do you think that looks like these are activities you might enjoy dude you own a motorcycle stop playing koi you own one you do look at you you own a motorcycle based on the aesthetic that you're presenting are you a nice country boy yes ma'am all the choices that could not have been played better yes i am raise your hand if she got you right oh damn she kind of killed it we gotta start we gotta start wearing deodorant fellas yeah would you swipe yes no no well i don't know if my boyfriend's gonna like oh all right then hello again hello again you were right okay great oh he's a stand-up he's a stand-up comic i wonder if this is good or bad though this a picture like this like it shows that you i guess take risks and this is like definitely one of the most vulnerable situations you can be in so i would at the note i said about no oh man he's not even wearing a suit in this damn this is just like you just put on a belt and a long sleeve shirt which one were you with a mirror selfie oh the mirror selfie was it indeed the best picture of you it was at the time okay i i think guys like like standards for pictures of themselves is so weird why would you ever look at this and say this is the best picture of me come on you're wearing wired headphones what's that gonna show and an android okay i'm kidding i'm kidding but this yeah this is like a normal picture what do you mean this is like a totally normal i like i don't even know what situation you take this this is like a picture you send to your mom right before you buy some sunglasses and you're like what do you think of these [Music] are these cool these fit my face that's what this is to me it's not a special picture at all so i noticed you're not verified um yeah with that of my uh of my matches you think yeah it might just because it's an extra layer of accountability how do you get verified on bumble that's you just got to get insane insane amount of matches and they're like this this dude is hot we got to put that blue check on him get him even more how was this this was interesting dating apps are amazing tools to connect with people but you want to be connecting with the right people you don't want to be wasting your time attracting people you're not going to risk all right this is boring uh excuse me i just that you know what that video actually ended up not being that great at all i thought we were gonna get to make fun of people's online dating profiles for a while ah but this is like this is like serious advice yeah make yourself more whatever just clean up nice you know anyways thanks for watching this one guys happy uh thanksgiving no it's the it's november 2nd never mind happy happy belated halloween and i'll see you guys next time with another video [Music] bye [Music] you

Channel: Cody Ko

Views: 2,782,760

Rating: 4.9741383 out of 5

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Id: DQL8uhWGV4E

Length: 16min 18sec (978 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 13 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/reesmorgan]

He should have gotten people to submit their own profiles, or do that for a part two. Much more interesting

[u/MAS0NART]

Day 2 of telling Cody I like his hair

[u/Embarrassed_Chip]

I know he thought the vid he picked sucked but I think the commentary was still funny and worth the watch. His vids are a well deserved escape honestly, even if he’s in a slump like he said he was before imma still watch cause his shittiest jokes are better than most people’s best

[u/98___18]

he mad cute 🥰

[u/nottakenusername813]

Cody seemed really depressed at the end of this video. Cody, I'm worried. I hope you're gonna be ok, and if you see this I just want you to know that you bring so many people so much happiness. You're a genuinely funny and creative person, who's life has so much meaning.

[u/camclark77]

i feel like codys reddit fans are vip

[u/Prestigious-Guide-10]

I made a Reddit just for Cody ko

[u/Dman2020420]

Cody’s hair is dope! Made me want to grow mine longer as well

[u/SkywalkSarah]

Hi Cody. Long time subscriber here who just so happens to also be a ferret owner. Take it back.