Best of the Worst: Hollywood Cop

hello and welcome to the first ever best of the worst spotlight video where we talk about one singular movie on dust indoors that's right Jay best of the worst started because we would all have bad movie night and we would watch terrible terrible films and then we decided this would make for a fun show we should just still much watching terrible movies and talking about them afterwards yeah the problem with that is there are many terrible enjoyable films we watched before they were part of an episode it's also movies that we can probably elaborate on more than a regular best of the worst because we're getting in three movies and we're trying to keep the episodes relatively short so if you really want us to go super in-depth on a shitty b-movie that you're never going to see this is the place that tune in this is the show for you this is the show for pool [Music] well the first film that we selected it well the first film that we selected is a classic you've probably never heard of it but it's a classic to us it's like the film called Hollywood cop from the director of samurai cop like this is this is a Hollywood homicide starring Harrison Ford oh remember Josh Hartnett was he there's the real film with people that are not in the movie on the cover yeah is it Swayze I don't know what's going on this is it's a shame because we have as you've probably seen on best of the worst we have a Hollywood cop poster in the screening room it's original theatrical poster is amazing it looks like like the Miami connection poster where that was like done later and it's sort of like there's an ironic quality to it it's not a family thing no that's an actual poster and it accurately represents everything that's in the movie which is also rare and best for the word well this case is clearly an attempt by someone to purchase the rights to a shitty forgotten b-movie and repackage it to look like a real mug yeah I don't know what they're going for with this cover just only all I know is that it's a five-day rental and we've had it for six years now that's coming out of your paycheck yeah I don't know who that is and that looks like Patrick Swayze well that kind of looks like Harrison Ford is this the prequel to Hollywood homicide hooker laughs that was a guy but like we said this is an early ameer sure van movie who directed such classic films as samurai cop would you like to [ __ ] me bingo killing American style I think this move might have lost one out there there's a couple out there yeah there's young rebels which we have not seen and then there's something with gypsy in the title is it gypsy cop Jim job well that's the interesting thing about Hollywood cops is that it's essentially a trial run for samurai cop yeah it has all the same hallmarks Amir Shervin is trying to to perfect or recreate the buddy cop movie from the 80s the lethal weapon formula which is funny because it already perfected it yeah the weird thing is he actually becomes more incompetent the longer his career went along what's the what's the time line what was first Hollywood cop followed by killing American style followed by samurai cop and samurai cop is the worst one how does that happen uh he's just it's just like falling apart I guess as he goes he gets more and more jaded and he runs out of money I think money is a big issue because samurai cop you have shots that don't match like the color temperature doesn't match this movie all the shots go together and that's the only positive I will give in the movie [Music] what is Hollywood cop about we have to establish that first what's the plot rich the plot is that these these criminals mafia Colonel whatever one of the other criminals stole their money and so they're going to kidnap the child of the guy who stole the money and extract the money out of the family you got a complete layout of the ranch everything everything everything l at the inside house where early flying you're positive okay Joe Fresno is the guy that steals the money but he hides it in the Attic of Grandma's house does the filthy house one of many filthy locations in every Emir share and the house they're living in I guess so it's like a hippie commune it looks like so his his purpose is that he is dying of blood cancer so he feels six million dollars from bad guys hide it in his own house then leaves his wife without selling a whole pile of land small child without telling her about the money so that he could party it up in his backyard it's a bunch of good boy while he's dying of blood cancer and this of course sets off a chain of events that causes the mob to retaliate by kidnapping his son and murdering everyone who comes across them so about 40 to 50 people died because of this guy's super fly hook that other kid [ __ ] ago I don't I don't know that they kill everybody we never see the goat good shot and it's the exact same location to where they had the shootout in killing American style - let's our theory yeah there's like horse stables and [ __ ] everywhere it's got to be the same location probably [Music] [Music] the kid he gets abducted and they keep him in the kitchen I guess with no supervision you better be behaving yourself boy like bad dog hear some weird grandma house it's one of many grandma houses that have been featured in to me or sheriff and movies but they also have this vicious dog I know that you're kidding listen I live dog I have me you know I have me to gulp but when I get out of here I'm going to give me a dog dogs are better they understand them you understand don't you huh and immediately the kid bonds with a dog and it makes you think of the movies written by the kid it's a classic scene the dog understands every word he's saying yeah I've got to get here I want to close you know ha ha ha my mom so the kids like help me escape and then the dog doesn't do anything if you didn't scare the [ __ ] out of the kid at one point the plot is building towards oh this dog is going to unhook that latch nope it's like it's like they couldn't get the dog to do it yeah so the kid had to reach over himself to take it off we take the dogs hand and like get a super closer than I would go like a little puppet hand maybe in the real dogs fall super close it was right it's like they didn't care when they're making this film like they they didn't try their best and then they do shoot the dog and they get the kid back among that scene that no professor it was a failed escape attempt that was one of three and so then the mother of the child goes to the cops who I guess just aren't going to help this this kidnap young white boy like he's why I'm he's white and everything the whitest kid ever the cops aren't doing anything about it this is completely unrealistic hey Deb how's business today hey and how you doing turn I'm gonna worry about when she descends on me are you going to take it now did you keep it Walker Roman cops yeah tough guy Dirty Harry Mel Gibson Turk cops Turk Turk is realizing this turquoise for short they call him Turkey and and for short for the short version they call him Turk I think once they call them turquoise - it's what I literally just said they literally both got it well in it Boyan it well this is very important he's like olders there's cops and Anakin's going on across the street so you're what why don't you keep this warm for me okay keep it warm for me yeah which is the samurai cop hey oh it's up and ready you did keep it warm it's formatted and then mother was his hat guy oh he said he's a cop that can help you that how dog vendor knows all about what's going on it's Turk Turk she's not he's a cop he is a good cop really yeah I wonder could maybe he might be able to help me the police station couldn't but that random guy with a bullet probably can't remember any of this you know after after she sees him by the hotdog stand she patiently waits for him to go handle the rape scene the most uncomfortable the culturally sensitive races but the the there's a rape and or robbery in progress is what they say here's we can figure it's a rape and robbery in progress so what the hell are you guys waiting for lieutenant Maxwell's coming oh yeah what what the [ __ ] cavalry by the time he gets here della break the guy to come on the lieutenant has to show up even though we're cops we're responding to an emergency yeah we have to wait for the lieutenant for no reason so it shows that a mere Shervin has has a very clear understanding of the workings of the police you walk back up on side it's actually the right call the [ __ ] do you know ladies screaming in a hotel room Turk shows up and then a gun battle a very awkward hallway chase slash gun battle [Music] look Turk failed his police negotiation courses he's moreover just shoot at everyone until they die kind of guy you know do some William look mister I know this guy just [ __ ] your wife with he's our prisoner now so how about backing off okay and Hollywood cop is like look I know he [ __ ] your wife ha ha ha and he doesn't really even know that he has dishonored me Milo says his life now enjoyed like a normal movie the point of this scene would be to show how spectacular our hero is because he does something amazing but not nothing no it's it's like the victim who does something amazing with a sword yeah well then we get to the police station and this is where this movie Trump's samurai cop in that that movie also has the chief that's angry all the time but this movie has achieved the thing guerrilla time played by Cameron Mitchell yes god damn it and I think this was our introduction to Cameron Mitchell three people are dead one officer wounded a man in our Coast League lost his head I'm officer lost his hand and McKay is still in the John puking his guts out years and years back when we first watch this movie yeah I don't think we realized who he was or the significance and importance he would have on our life as the years went on but he's a great police chief in this so much so that we wash him several times in sittin on space cow yes please come hey chief right here I need a tums he's got the tums yeah yeah got the Thomas the commissioners on my ass I get dad every day ends with a tums festival right now because of you I got to go to the bathroom he says what Hollywood cop gives him so much grief that he's got gas all the time and it's like a tums festival he doesn't say that that's that's hammer I cop all right he doesn't have the Thomas Bestival line yes he does they're so close yes maybe that was just I remember hearing comes from every day ends with a Thums festival you know Cameron Mitchell says Thomas cut your theta the other guy from samurai cop every day ends with a promise festival we literally just watch this I don't remember Tom's festival I don't either J everyday ends with a Tom's festival I referenced it while we were just rewatching it becomes festival um festival it was my god every day ends with a promise customer he won't even buy em 115 percent sure every day ends with a thumbs festival I'm right thumbs festival I'm right from festival is it's shocking to you that in this a mirror movie that is the prototype for samurai cop every day ends with a promise every day ends with a sound especially Tom there is not a single reference to Tom's in samurai cop he does not say it's like a tum festival of my stomach every day ends with a thumbs first of all there's multiple references to comes by Cameron Mitchell in Hollywood cop it's a tongue festival God day I am so right it's painful comes festival comfortable comfortable comfortable comfortable now Jay leaned forward into your microphone and say wrong wrong really dinner you guys so much I need some goddamn thumbs well now gentlemen I think we both can move on in the tan my question No now I'd like to move on to the economy are you going to help me thank you our first major sequence after Kirk and Jaguar meet mom so we have to mention that we're not really introduced to Jaguar hey jerky come get your hot dogs Hey nothing so hot yeah he just he's just in the scene all of a sudden yeah three days I came here everyday I come here they tell me nothing I want my child all right all right calm down now look you made the report you got to give the police some time they'll find it what was the officer's name you reported it to guiding officer Maxwell right oh yeah so they agree to help the lady and they say look tell me all about your kidnapped son at Arby's they say let's go discuss this over a cup of coffee and this is the scene in the cop movie where you have them at like a diner only they're just at our view they couldn't get it done any other restaurant would have been too cheerful for a talk about your kidnap son that's true you have to go to RB I don't know how a mirror got access to an Arby's maybe he knew the manager the owner I think he worked there oh he was the guy who ran the fryer yeah he was fry cook at Harveys but he's getting all the mileage out of Arby's because he has them framed in the left side and you can see the registers oh yeah elastic is like we're shooting in this RVs maybe it's similar to Pepsi because he constantly has Pepsi in the foreground of shots so maybe he thought a feminine Arby's and then afterwards retro actively our bezel will give me some money right and I think he had the same thought about Pepsi there's a lot of Pepsi ins I just would rather the Pepsi pyramid is a cathouse but who's gonna buy a warm Pepsi from the Pepsi pyramid there's one counter there just for display they have the cold ones a page on the counter CJ does not know what he's a mirror van lor no he thinks the town festival line was in this movie every day ends with a Tom's festival we have a schematic of the Catholic house there's a cutaway a poster of the cat house it's like it's like in the Ameer cherchez l'homme one of the Star Trek technical manuals for Hollywood cop yep that's it they have the Bell yeah yeah the red book which is under the counter yes it has the super top secret clients and they show the little fridge where they keep the Pepsi okay it's not on camera you'd only know it by reading all the books all right to the expanded universe expanded universe okay been one of the novel's Hollywood cop to keeping it warm that would be samurai cop too if they didn't make semi cup to and it didn't suck you know something she told me that joke Fresno had a my cousin was a championship restaurant and I don't remember how comes up but they say Joe Fresno's address can be found via Samson who is a wrestler who now owns a bar slash club that has nude female oil wrestling and the idea of going there they all decide to do a toast let's go look for cheers Cheers yeah can't define my boy oh you're choosing to buy him Samson way to bring us all down ladies right to female mud wrestling and then there I mention it's incredibly out there finding my son before he's moved it and they're just like a real office don't let these pretty women for you to print out a rumor you'll put some money on it I'll get you in the ring I'll show you what it's all about till they go to the club they get the address and then even though this woman just wants her kid back Jaguar decides to Leia Russell got a $20 bet I got away well hey we got no more than a sec that's right four three and we're looking for this kid but uh I don't want to make more sense in a minute movie style I don't trust you down but if you beat these ladies and mud wrestling oh yeah yeah take the little pieces that you move them around and then this thing doesn't seem like a fence they're wasting [ __ ] time what we needed to take some time to show us that man take reason understand that be good yeah that's another a mere sheer of em staple is male/female taint there's less of it less than samurai cop this finds a way to squeeze it in no pun intended [Laughter] [Applause] well see nuns after he sexually assaults these women rips they're ripping their tops off and looking right at the camera and looking like a psychopath yeah he looks like Bill Cosby yeah at least you can tell the difference between them because in this movie apparently black people all look alike even to other black people that's me do we passing a message over cooking okay yeah Claire was this medicine they said joke was they they thought they mistook him for someone else I think it's I think that's another racist joke yeah he's like we busted him for cocaine and he goes no I'm the Prince of Africa and then he flipped out and goes I'm sorry your highness yeah I guess that's what I think the the joke is that all black guys look like her Manolo I don't really get it yeah there's a lot of weird race of stuff from the yeah yes what can I do for you sir well I just joined the club last week and I came by today to pick up my membership and I thought I'd bring her guest with me you didn't teach men saving all his will for just four years now being racist in a racist voice those are two different types of rate racism at the very same time because the Chinese man is like I know what you're talking about there's like this mores of racism so after the oil wrestling then they go to Joe Fresno's house which is a mere share vams equivalent of the Playboy Mansion in his mind he envisioned the Playboy Mansion but in reality it's just some guys backyard and then Joe Fresno says wait I have the bag of money let's go do the trade-off its Davey they said don't make [ __ ] after another only for the money you promised but first for no reason they allow Joe Fresno to have a touching moment with his son in the room oh yeah I'll explain everything later right now let's just get out of here not with you I'd rather die right here than go with you or the kids he'd rather be dead which is the best moment you tires ol son I'm sick [Music] I've been sick for quite some time I [Music] have blood cancer why didn't you come see me I'm only six you didn't come see me ever Oh kid someday you'll understand about bimbos I made the right choice when you got the blood cancer you don't have much time left you'd rather spend it with them both and I don't son Joe Fresno eventually gets shot it's great [Music] Oh blood cancer is coming off let all of us Captain Blood oh okay now all right but he'll die from this bullet wound yeah after all this he just gets shot in the back I had never walked again should the kid have like been the only one to know when the money was because the dad told them oh don't even try don't even try to fix the plot because of the very basic construction of seeing always Amir sermon and that's why we love Him yes and that's why we love his films because they feel like they're made by nailing him but not John who has seen lethal weapon once several years ago and can only kind of remember it yeah you're like I'd like a space telescope yeah and it's like I'll distorted and this is a wonderful combination for us didn't do him much good no he died in disgrace penny was ashamed of his life's work they actually found him not many people know this but the the rundown trailer that's in the dump of a house at the end of the movie that's where they found a mere share of Anne's body oh really I don't know oh it's not really true thing that's not is so believable he was always shaniek lethal weapon not God movies I only thought was how do you hang yourself in such a small trailer fair enough room he had actually cut like a hole on the floor of his trailer [Laughter] I think I don't know where this came from I don't know how we ended up with this copy the movie or how we ended up seeing this was in a store like to rent yeah imagine someone renting watching [Music] there's a couple aspects about this movie that that kind of make it interesting because it's not as funny a samurai cop of course nothing is but like the kids relationship with the dog is so [ __ ] weird that like Amir sharafan thought that was a good idea I thought it was a good idea it's the best part of the movie sure but it's so dumb it's like something a little kid would come up with it's weird and it keeps your attention and I think you said one time like like the best B movies like a keep keep changing how bad they are right you go and yeah and that this falls in line with a good bad b-movie it's not one of the best yeah but there's so many like the weird like shootout where the guy has the sword mean decapitate the guy and then and it has Cameron Mitchell as the grumpy police chief every day ends with a Thums festival it's a rough draft before samurai cop yes and so for that alone it's worth washing I or coherent story wise though the samurai cop yes yes hard to say oh now in in my brain i I see samurais half on glorious blu-ray that's true and different out and this is this is super compressed to be a DVD that looks like a VHS transfer yeah it's not good quality but yes now they would come a quality bad b-movie night film for you and your friends to enjoy just not with us we've already seen it and we don't want to hang out with you and your friends ever thanks for watching I'm going to let him Thomas bustin every day and were the thumbs but every day ends with a promise button every day ends with a promise but every day and were the Tom's but every day ends with a thumbs cut every day and was a fantastic every day ends with a promise cut every day end with a promise festival

Channel: RedLetterMedia

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Keywords: redlettermedia, red letter media, red, letter, media, plinkett, half in the bag, best of the worst, mike stoklasa, jay bauman, rich evans, hollywood cop, samurai cop, amir shervan

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Length: 29min 43sec (1783 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 21 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/NewGamePluss]

I think Mike honestly knew that the tums festival line was in the movie but only sided with Rich to fan the flames

Look at this smug bastard, he knew exactly what he was fucking doing

[u/TB97]

Edited by: Jay Bauman

No need for that in the credits since it was pretty obvious from watching the episode

[u/Fr0styF0ster]

NEW INTRO!

NEW SERIES!

3 PEOPLE IN THE DISCUSSION!

YOU JUST KEEP HITTING THE FUCKIN HOME RUNS, REDLETTERMEDIA!

[u/DarthPlagueis_]

What? As if I don't want my BotW episodes to be multiple hours long?

[u/TrickOrTreater]

Just as long as regular Best of the Worst(and even Plinketto) is still around I welcome this new exciting format!

[u/AMannerings]

TUMS FESTIVAL

[u/joshkg]

The Tums Festival thing is a classic Rich moment.

[u/Tormung]

Hmmm they seem to be changing things up over in the studio. First The Mummy HITB with the structure/format which seemed like a call back to the Jack and Jill review, then the slenderman video which kinda came out of no where. Now this new spin on BOTW.

Interesting..

[u/whatsbobgonnado]

I realized I've watched so much red letter media videos my brain no longer recognizes how batshit insane rich evans' shrieking laughs are. I've become immune to their power