Yannis Pappas Presents Karate Them | TigerBelly 293

oh that was because the body doesn't miss match the legs no it doesn't nothing your body's i i disagree i think he has great thick legs thank you wow wow you have greek legs i do have greek legs but i'll explain yeah it's like i like the tone i like the thickness of it i like the muscular but the body is very like fat garbage yeah it's garbage yeah yeah yeah garbage yeah yeah i don't think so the face is cute it's a little dave batista dave bautista i was thinking more bobby lee oh he's meditating no i'm not meditating no that's cool that's how i absorb insult no it wasn't inside sinking i wanted to i wanted to be prepared we could be backup dancers um giannis [Music] all right so don't say anything until i say your name sure and i'm going to press you on some things so trust me or whatever i'm going to [Music] [Music] i sing that because when i see a clown it just springs up that song in my head you know and he's east coast clown but i don't want to bring up yeah just yet but um he's got a bulbous kind of a vibe about him you know bulbous his face i love him he's cute he would like if he was on a show he would test really well um i see the bald spot on this what's your name andreas's head and i just realized that bro not a good look but he has long hair yeah but it's kind of it's got like a you know i mean a [ __ ] up warlock kind of a vibe you know what i mean tired warlock no it's just like you know like when you see uh lord of the rings the two towers florida the lings did i say lordly links the chinese one yeah i have an accent yeah i'm from china so when you see royal rings [Laughter] and you see saruman is that the other wizard uh yes and you know he's fighting you know gandalf right if you look at both of those wizards ahead because he has the same hairstyle right they don't have a bald spot and they're like 90. so i don't know what the [ __ ] his deal is anyway don't ever do that again we got gilbert what's up we got um my beautiful one right here um and i have i do you know sometimes you know when i drive around i have these like epiphanies and this like and like i come to a realization you know because um i think of something that like just puts chill bumps on my body you know and um first of all let's introduce our guest before i propose this revelation that i had okay um he's a stand-up comedian from new york um he is very funny um talented he um used to be in a podcast called history i don't know what the history of it is but history of the history of yeah yeah yeah but there's they're no longer together and yeah yeah um by the way history of hyena is if if they were the group wham this guy would have been george michael of the oh he's the man because no one knows the other guy no one knows the other guy you know uh and he got greek and yeah i said that the same shark named man i just went for a greek joke all right is there a is there a big joke clause all right that's right a great window of a greek joke go ahead so i'm going to say it again and we'll edit it together okay yeah so if there were the group wham right he definitely would have been the george michael of oh because i'm greek and i'm gay and i died of aids did he die he died but not evades oh god but he was gay so i just anybody dies he's gay he was gay janet's papas give him a round of applause yeah welcome to the show man thank you dmx i know rip dmx that was my that was my the the revelation i had was about yes so think of this dmx died today prince phillips today you never saw them in the same room no my theory is one person died they're the same guy yeah wow yeah so um i think about that it's like the prestige yeah think about that movie prince philip i feel like died 600 years ago that's what he looks like if you look at any of his photos he's just always in the backseat of a car and for the last 40 years and just wait i have a question for you guys if anyone gets past the age of 80 is it just a free-for-all in terms of like roasting them because i feel like the memes about um prince philip are just mean mean brutal or if you're like a prince like yeah yeah i mean it's like you can't you can't his obituary can't say he was hard-working he's a fine example of excellence yeah he's just you can roast him yeah well what he was the royal guy right it was the queen that was married into the family let me give you a breakdown of the movie because you see the the crown go ahead wait he's the husband of the queen i understand that but who was the duke my question is i don't know much about it so okay just don't talk down to me first of all okay because i'm trying to ask [ __ ] questions because i don't know anything about the royal family and he's actually can i ask the question before you add information [ __ ] i love you but damn so my question is this is was prince philip a part of the royal family and and queen elizabeth married into the family no he was actually um not liked because he came from german ancestry and yeah and so there was a lot of pushback and also queen elizabeth was the reluctant queen because it was her um father's brother that gave up his crown and so elizabeth's father was the guy who was like kind of had to step in for it and now she was the she when he died she became the queen right so so he married into royalties he married into royalty yeah i tuned out i just hear incest royal family second cousin yeah yeah yeah something something yeah like but he came from like some german [ __ ] they were like no we don't really like him he wasn't liked in the beginning because what happ what they did i don't know yeah what happens if um but i don't forgive them yet either i don't forgive the germans yet either oh for what for what they did what uh around the 1940s they tried doing soft work yeah they did some naughty stuff oh yeah yeah yeah they did some nice stuff and two oh the holocaust yeah yeah the holo yeah the holocaust i read about that so um what happened no so you don't are you jewish no i'm greek yeah yeah yeah giannis pappas yeah i'm as greek as greek is pete sampras yeah i love pete sampras he's a greek hero my mom is upstairs right now if you so much to say pete sampras her panties will drop to the floor can i scream it and see what happens maybe she'll hear it hold on should we call her yeah tell her that oh totally tell her the guest is pete sampras yeah maybe we'll just turn down pete sampras should i call her and then one look she's not gonna know it's not wait maybe no no no no no no we can call her i'm gonna have a hat i can put a hat on low okay hang on hang on let me call and then say hey get mama on the phone because they're idols in here pete sampras eat 92 000 pizzas that's what you'd say i could pretend like i have thalassemia minor which [Laughter] i know what thalassemia is yeah he would get weak that's so amazing that he played so well and he'd get weak one time he threw up on the court why do i feel like i'm at the international i feel like i'm at the international court hey jules um can you talk about the work on the phone and tell her that her idol pete sampras wants to talk to her a tennis player i mean don't say who just pass the phone your mama you would have thought that you would have told her that pete sampras was coming over tonight yeah maybe she did as a surprise yeah yeah yeah yeah this is gonna be hard to sell but i'll try um they're speaking tagalog or you could say john stamos is special needs brothers here i mean if he's pete sammers can i be chai on fat oh yeah he's going to play that guy michael chan right tennis grand slam at 17. i played tennis with him you did yeah you know that are you like no no i i literally i was at the i was at stone ridge country hello ma i didn't tell a [ __ ] story now hey ma um just real quick we forgot to tell you who the guest was today because i didn't want to shock you but i'm going to put you on the phone with him okay just quickly just to say hi it's um it's your idol pete sampras hang on wait one second he just wants to say hi one second don't laugh wait put it next to the mic yes please hey how are you good to have you [Music] i'm thank you i'm i'm such a big fan of your daughter and her boyfriend and their podcast i came all the way out here from florida i made no uh no excuse even i have to wake up in the middle of the night she would watch all of his grand slams that's so inspiring to me what what was it about my play that uh connected with you my my my late husband loves you my dad loved you pete well yeah uh you know yeah well i'm uh i'm uh i'm basically a tennis hero around the world the problem is when people meet me they think i'm a lot nicer than him i'm kind of a dick in real life you know a lot of the championships and and tournaments have gone to my head i'm just really an [ __ ] now i made a lot of money and i don't want people to touch me or look in my eyes so but i like i like the way you play because you don't have a big mouth no you don't have a big mouth i don't have a big mouth no but i got a small piece i don't know if you've seen i don't know if you've seen greek statues but it's pretty true i mean you don't talk too much like you know it's out you're humble yeah you know it was um also my eyebrows are big did you like that your eyes wrong yeah greek's got big eyebrows we got hair everywhere is he flirting my hair is my body looks like yogurt with hair in it i think the last game that i watch in you she's never going to get off the phone by the way that was the last game yeah all right mary just marriages we gotta take pete we're gonna talk to pete we gotta talk to people thank you i'll come up and say hello to you later oh no no no no okay you just get ready i'm coming [Laughter] i love you bye-bye bye now she thinks pete sampras says i gotta continue it now she literally thinks pete sampras is in the house and you know why she would have thought that we would have told her you know why she doesn't want to meet you pete she hasn't she's not made up well yeah because she came here to like clean the house she's upstairs right now you know that right i know yeah yeah yeah wow she's probably looking she's going to walk out and look through that she's like oh pete's pampers body change like you know i'm out of shape now yeah yeah what does pete sampras look like i don't even know what he looks like okay very hairy very thick eyebrows curly hair yeah yeah and um yeah yeah no he started balding like towards you oh you know what young young pete was you know what i could i could buy it yeah i mean i think if she came down maybe for yeah we could get away with it yeah yeah i could buy it yeah so i'll just can i tell you my michael chan story chang babe chang chang whatever his name is racist definitely michael's no this actually happened i don't know him i don't know his career but i was at i was uh probably in the seventh grade and i played tennis you know that right i was on the test team yeah and i i was at this you know we belong to a country club uh-huh so our the country club that we belong to was called the stone ridge country club and every once in a while we get pros come by okay and one day michael chang is that his name he was just playing with because i took a class there right and we were able we all took turns playing with him that's awesome and that's my michael ching's story michael chang is the ultimate journeyman because he wants to cut that out did he hit hard like did he no you shut the [ __ ] [ __ ] up talk about caps he had power hey i would say something right i want to say something this is one of those situations where i was going to tell that michael chang story before the phone call and so in my head i'm like just let it go there's nothing there my thought process let it go there's nothing there right so the the phone call kept going with your mom and what yeah right and i'm like should i let it go or not yeah let's just throw it out there see what happens right and once it's nothing right and then i felt like disgust and shame well i'm hyped up on it because i that's all i watched growing up was tennis yeah what happened between you and chris [Laughter] because i i don't buy listen nobody buys it and and i'm gonna get the truth so here's the deal yeah i don't buy that it was like a you know a mutual you know departure i mean i believe there was a blowout yeah um if we were to call it a band outside of wham what would it be outside a whale that's hard it's gonna be a duo um oh simon and garfunkel oh wow was that a bad breakup or paul simon you're [ __ ] paul simon so um i don't know if it was a bad breakup but uh i'm sure uh garfunkel was sad about it yeah because paul had you know i mean a big career yeah garfunkel i don't know what he did maybe he though those pics for his hair you know maybe he started a company or something he had a beautiful unique film yeah bro yeah so what happened um yeah we had an amicable split no it wasn't there we go it's completely amicable there's no way it works we were just about to pop we had just gotten started that's what it is i'll tell you why i know it's not okay i'll tell you what i know it's not because it's one of those things where it's like um let's suppose let's go back to wham right so i don't know wham's career right but i'm sure they got together or whatever they did you know i mean but they also played you know what i mean and right before like a big major label was about to sign them them breaking up like the day before so i believe that there was some sort of fight or blowout i also believe that it wasn't your fault i believe it was chris stefano's fault garfunkel he was car focused fault right and um i believe that there was some there's some bad blood now let me let me ask you something you don't have to get specific you don't have to get specific because i know i feel like an international war enough doesn't know this glass make it it looks like the hague in here yeah so what i feel like i'm a bosnian war criminal yeah i'm going to drink remember when he drinks the poison and kills himself yeah yeah yeltsin no the uh some other uh macedonian or another country yeltsin is alive yeah he likes vodka is he still alive yeltsin i know what you're trying to do i'm trying to deflect i'm trying to help you out i know where's your mom pete i need to play tennis are your panties wet so um i'm sorry for asking i have to because it's one of those things where when i heard about it through the grapevine it could kind of hurt me i heard i heard you lost sleep over here i did absolutely um and so was it just stefano's fault uh stefano because i don't know yeah didn't bother them yeah memorize it um i no i can't i can't i don't you know we we we did a last episode it was great it was we we were ha we were both happy we hugged we're still very good friends to this day i don't think you are conscious uncoupling we did it yeah it was it was a conscious uncoupling let me ask you this yeah he's in town you know is he here he'll be on this program yeah two weeks so that's what my anxiety is so what i'm asking is is that you know if you guys are okay because great friends yeah he's here i bet you money you won't see him while you're in l.a no no no we're going to meet up and play pickleball have you seen that sport by the way yeah yeah yeah it's so in austin so it's it ended up he's busy he's doing a show no that's impossible because i'll tell you what i think he's got to do another whiskey ginger episode eight or nine he texts me every day he texts me every day when can i be on tiger belly yeah right so he's itching right to do something right to hang out right so i know that there's some bad blood there and i'm i'm asking you right this is going to kill him that you had me on first [Music] yes no uh i mean in fact i've ignored his calls because um well let me just say something about the stefano he's calling the wrong person he's not the guy to call to get on this podcast you gotta call george directly and i think that's what you did probably yes i called george and we've been forwarded to gilbert and the spanish guy i have no idea we have no idea what's the most diverse cast i've ever seen he'll never relay the message to anyone yeah so you know when i read it it's like i always think um i want to do your podcast i always go yeah good idea and then i just that's it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so um just let's let's not you know i mean yeah i just want a brief answer from you and then we can just move on so creatively i i feel like you know we fulfilled our mission together that god put together our chemistry was rhythmic it was from the stars it was it was it was incredible it was inexplicable yeah it was incredible and i was very musical and um i believe he wanted more money i believe i believe he's he said wait a second we were making pretty good money i know we were about to make really good money i know and i believe that he kind of went you know what i believe that i deserve don't what do you think you think i'm getting in trouble for this no no no i want to i do you think i get nervous with these kinds of things because it's like you know friendships are delicate and friendships and work are delicate it's a delicate balance it's business and i also just think you're about to make a peter saterra reference that would break my heart okay so what i'm saying though to you is that if andrew santino right you know if him and i if he said some [ __ ] like listen buddy i do most of the work um you know you're 50 of the thing but it's like you don't do the legwork so i think i think i deserve this amount you deserve that amount right because we split 50 50. right i think that i would have had i've had i've had i would have had a really big problem with that nothing like that happened why do you raise your hand huh i don't know what i'm doing here yeah all right so nothing like that no you're just saying you're just saying it was creative differences uh yeah you know uh he's over here now he's here for a couple months he started a podcast with sal which is great hey babe you should check out i started one called long days we went in with just solo solo it's going good it's off to a great start and his his hey babe with sal is doing great sal's a big comedy star right does arenas but because let me say something though because he did start one with somebody else so the excuse of like him going i want to go solo i just want to you know create my own franchise on my own market so he does you know he wants to partner up with somebody right so that to me would mean sorry i know you're looking at me in a weird way but that would to me i'm sorry i apologize i just have to just finish my train of thought thank you right sure right there we go all right so there you guys are right the old days yeah that's us all right so i just want to let you know that i you know you can say what you want to say and i and i don't believe you right um i believe that there was bad blood i believe that it was his you know man because i know he gives people covered he gave center he almost killed my friend he almost killed him he almost killed my friend by one of my best friends santino yeah and and also must kill us right yeah so it's like you know i gave you he gave you guys all covered no but he didn't have it he brought a covenant he brought a mexican brought a mexican guide to the studio right right right he's banging yeah yeah yeah donnie's [ __ ] right who's i heard he's doing a podcast with sol um yeah on the side so um he didn't get covered which is amazing because he's gotten every other venereal disease yeah i feel like kovid showed up and was like there's two it was like an elevator that was twofold and then i got it from akash yeah so when you got it when did you get it i got it uh november classic class of 2020 did it get you good or was it got me good yeah i had the gi version and uh i had to go to the hospital and then it was just mostly anxiety after that so wait when you went to that i just had a daughter you couldn't breathe no my breathing was fine i did have double pneumonia but i was [ __ ] everything out i was vomiting everything and i missed my little daughter she was three weeks old at the time oh that was it was all [ __ ] up and i was quarantining in our studio to stay away from my mother-in-law and wife wow so how long did it last it was the whole thing was about two three weeks so then yeah and then so everything got a little chaotic with hyenas he had started the podcast with cell uh i found out about it later and uh that's it that's it that's it you missed you missed it no no that's it what are you talking about i found out later you could interpret that as i had covered i got it should we rewind that how you said that whoa why is bobby five minutes he didn't honk the horse i just got it he [ __ ] left you when you were sick he didn't honk the horn starting it with someone else bro oh my god my eyes are burning so check this out all right i didn't say that i didn't say that you guys are reading into it that's what it is bastard will be your interpreter i didn't say it so so there was take me to ibiza so the comedy store mitzi shore right yeah misty shore had this uh accountant for 35 years named michael and for like 20 years she wanted a firearm but couldn't get the have the heart to do it he had hip surgery and when he was in surgery she fired him that's a true story right this business is yeah and he got when he got out he's like i don't have a job you know so it was like kick them when they're down yeah yeah yeah so that's what distefano pulled the mitsy shore on janus oh my lord that is cray cray it seems crazy because i was supposed to do rogan when he was still on youtube then i got coveted and i got so sick we had to postpone it and then i did rogan and then we broke up right after i did rogan all right so you get out of covent i get a covenant quarantine right you're about to do rogan yeah right you find out that without any you know warning de stefano just had started a new podcast with sal he's making out with someone else yeah you see you found out about it in your heart let me ask you something right now yeah when you first found out about it right did did you cry no i didn't i thought it was fine i think the fans were a little confused i think some of our fans were a little confused um and then so then did you confront him about the sound thing no all right so how does that work he just calls you out of nowhere and goes we're done no no he didn't no no okay you're good you're interrogating me good he's good at asking the questions yeah he's not good at picking up information and the answers right right he's giving a lot more answers than you think right i know i understand it right but for for our viewers out there and people listening right they can't read his like you know facial expression you're interpreting so i'm just trying to you know this is a good i think a good way to that that will satisfy you okay good he likes to do a lot of things he likes to do a lot of things i like to do one i like to focus on one thing and bring it to fruition right [Music] i'm similar to you yeah similar yeah i have to see something through the i can't i'm not a multi-tasker yeah that way and he also got a tv show too so that and then he had to commit to la for three months so things were kind of it almost seems when we look back now it almost seems like ah maybe that was meant to happen because he just had to go to la for three months he wanted he did another part he was looking you know maybe it was just different you know how many years did you do the podcast with that uh almost three we did three years almost three how many episodes um i would have to check that yeah hundreds no yeah but if you include uh patreon content yeah they're patreon oh yeah i saw because i i want to say this for the record um i want to say this oh the rest of it was off the record no this is still online okay this is more on the right or on the record i want to say that um when you guys did our podcast back in the apartment right no right here in the next door oh you did it here yeah right so when you guys did it there um and um i didn't know you that well and um and i'm gonna be i'm i'm getting emotional no i am i'm speaking from my heart okay um i had an epiphany when we were sitting there when you guys came over because i thought oh that's why people are listening because of that guy tiana's like because of janna simon you know paul simon i go that's a songwriter and that's the heartbeat of the thing you know so it's like and then um all of a sudden you know and then you know that your partner chris gave try to murder my friend with kovid by bringing a mexican over to her you know yeah his race has nothing to do with by the way yeah has nothing to do with by the way all right and i love your people he's spanish whatever yeah he's the same literature from galicia yeah same same um uh dna yeah same dna say well not really because mexican is like a lot native and then a spanish blood just can we just move on they're both human can we [ __ ] move on from them i'm not mexican or spanish so remember so here's i'm getting emotional again oh okay so what i'm saying is is that when i found out of the breakup it broke me but you know what i believe giannis that you have a bright future ahead of you thank you um i will because of my loyalty to you yes um chris will not do our podcast while he's here in l.a by doing are we canceling we're canceling him well he's booked that i was curious to hear what you were saying wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait let me ask you something right now on because i don't know who's coming up i know you don't just but i do i don't no no let me just let me i booked them just let me let me finish my train of thought right because this is a big decision now right so that guy's coming in two weeks or in a couple weeks in a couple of weeks when i get okay so you could do both though no no no no no no no no no i have to it's about loyalty my friend right it's about um bonds blood bonds right um cancel it you have to cancel is that the call i don't want you to do that i want you to treat him fight for him what is his mind giannis fight for people fight for him to be on the spot he fight for him he is a funny okay yeah you know that yeah yeah he is a handsome guy right you know that he likes your legs though for a comic yeah yeah for a comic he's a very handsome guy and he's done every other podcast you don't be the only one left out no that's not no no it's like no that's not it that's not it you know it's like i like guests honestly i like guests that don't do it often like i'm trying to call people because i know that my friend baron holtz doesn't really do it you know jordan peel we've had on and that's like a thing that i'm proud of because it's like you know no one else got could get jordan you know i mean so it's like i want people on our podcast that nobody else can get so i feel like chris d is a podcast [ __ ] you know and he's [ __ ] everybody and wow why would i feel special i'll think about having chris on i think you should have him on how's the baby the baby's amazing i don't trust her yet but she's amazing what do you mean i just don't know her that well yeah she hasn't done anything for me i know hey guys we're gonna take a really quick break to share some of our favorite sponsors with you for hymns hymns andreas you have to use it you have to use it you've heard us talking about hymns and how they are helping guys look their best and if you haven't it's time to see what they're all about guys guys andreas pay attention okay 66 of men start to lose their hair by the age of 35 as you know andreas because you're an example of that once you've noticed in 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woman's feeding it out of her titty yeah and i because history hyenas broke up i was trying to sell all it white babies are black mark oh god you could get a pretty because i can make another one i got millions swimming i don't know let me ask you something right now how much would i have to give you well that would be ironic selling a white baby to an asian that'd be great and i would raise it nice yeah that would be very yeah that would be like reverse and then when he's like 17 he'll be he'll wear like eyeliners to make his eyes look like mine yeah and kick on some yellow he'll remove his eyelids yeah that's another thing you never see is you you always see koreans and vietnamese and asian babies being adopted by wine right you never see asian folks adopting white babies well i i read a long time ago maybe like eight years ago i read an article about how really really affluent chinese families we're getting like poor desperate like young white men to work as butlers over there yeah yeah that's just own a white guy that's what's gonna happen soon they're taking over they're number one beijing is winning pretty soon there will be nail salons with american white women working in ah i can't that is gonna happen and also happy endings by women named karen yeah yeah yeah you know what i know that's true because now hollywood is making movies for that market right that's like always will the chinese market like it right so i just feel like you know um it's good for me as an asian you know comedic actor yeah because i'm gonna start getting i feel like more [ __ ] yeah because they need to put you know i mean and you also look so [ __ ] good and young it's unfortunate you look so [ __ ] good you look i mean i've been following your career since mad tv you look the same you don't age my god you look great how old are you 50 60 70 no i you're magical well i'm uh i'm 49 years old you look how old are you i'm 45 years old oh wow yeah would you say that you look older um i would say i look a lot younger if you think about my career you'd be like what has he done he'd be like oh he's is he 15 right but if nobody was a cop right if nobody was a comedy right people didn't know that we were comedians right and you took a head shot of yours oh mine right and you just you know do a you know scientific you know i mean poll yeah right who do you think well i have a theory on this i think that knowing what someone does for a living either ages them or makes them appear younger so just by virtue of you guys being um comics automatically in my mind i read younger yeah yeah because you perform young yeah no honestly because i watch your stand up on like you know on youtube and like you know whatever you post or whatever i'll always watch your bits and stuff like that and i'll go wow giannis performs young you know i mean um you perform young too almost too young yeah like almost too young there's there's um i mean i've had like comics like ali wong where people and then you don't have to cut this out say um grow up you're mean like i've had comics go like dude you're almost 50 like i live at your game you know what i mean because you're like you took the mic and you farted right into it you know i mean i know i gotta laugh that would never not be cute it's funny i think the fart is actually the comedy god yeah that we're all chasing the fart yeah i follow an instagram account called just farts and it's just a black screen and every day he just posts submissions i did a show in san diego the the what's it called american comedy company yeah and they have they have this pole you know like you know a what what do you call them a pipe a pipe because it's you know it's like exposed oh it's like an interesting industrial right yeah kind of so there's an exposed pipe and i got completely naked on stage it was packed right it was the best and i flipped backwards well you know i had my underwear on my panties on yeah yeah but i had a stack but a correction but a sack slipped out no my panties are very very okay go ahead it didn't slip out it didn't slip it did but and um i was flipping back i was up hanging from it upside down what you're not cutting this out i know why you're looking at him okay yeah i mean it's like johnny don't slip out today i don't know what i'm going to do did you get in trouble for it no i've had i've had discussions let's just say that i've had like you know one guy in kansas city yeah one club owner i'm not kidding you goes can you come into my office and i went in and he goes you know um i'm a devout born-again christian that's good for you he's like and what you did on stage was like um just not it goes against you know i mean you know the club's policies and what we're about i go oh i'm just gonna keep doing it i don't i don't know what you're he's like well then we have to pray about it so i got on my hands and knees i held his hands like this and sucked his dick and the story end of story story he was a christian i know he wanted it that's what he was hiding they always wanted oh god i wish i should have mean do they check who they're booking like he didn't know that well some like virginia beach um funny bone i think that's what it's called have you played there no yeah so they i played at one time i did great numbers and they just set and they called my agent and said yeah i mean he did great business it will never him back hartford funny bone will never have him back so they're just some clubs columbus uh i think it's a funny bone as well i think it's just the funny bones they just they just kind of go we it's not for us yeah you know what i mean so um you know you win someone you lose some you know yeah but i like that you've committed you you committed to the your art and you haven't changed you don't you won't adapt for them it's i don't there's no other way to do it no you know the only way to do performance is to be authentically myself it's like asking us right now podcasting hey you can't say this you can't say that that's not the reason why i do it right i mean the whole purpose of it is to say whatever i want to say and to express express myself and the way i want to express it and that's it that's what makes tv comedy so good is it's uncensored they don't tell you what to say ever and they just let the comedian lead yeah yeah i mean in in those circumstances that's why podcasts can't compete yeah with true tv yeah but those are comedy central too they're doing a great job right right yeah yeah yeah it's like you know when i did a long time ago when i did leno they were like you know just after you're you know because they watch you perform at the clubs and then after you get off stage they give you a list of these notes right and then you gotta go you can't do that you can't say that you can't say that whatever it might be and obviously you know you're a young guy and you're like you know what i have to do it that's those are the rules right and then um and then when you're on tv show and like a lot of comics will get on a tv show and they'll do a table read and then they'll announce this isn't funny right while the writing staff is in there i'm a comic i know and it probably isn't right but it's like you know as a comic it's not really supposed to you know i mean it's never going to be your brand right yeah it's going to be a watered-down corporate version of what comedy is supposed to be and so you just go if they weren't paying you i wouldn't do it right but they're paying you so much [ __ ] money you bite your tongue you say these lines i've said lines where i would cringe yeah right i got oh but you just and you you know i know comics that have said i'm not saying that it's not funny but it's just not my job you know it's corporate comedy that's why i think it's so funny that like comedians podcasts are just killing everyone's watching them and it's just comedians with no script really nothing just being funny it's like that's all it really takes yeah in other words they were just getting in the way of like a good show yeah yeah you know like when you got a show sold it was like okay if you guys just leave i can do it and people will like it mm-hmm and they're like nah it's not and then like that's what's happening now yeah it's like that's why it it's beating even like morning right i mean have you ever done a like you've done the road right yeah where you've done morning radio have you ever had have you ever had one a morning radio show that said hey can you just write out some questions to set up your material they do that yeah yeah they do that they read your wikipedia page i mean it's brutal it's brutal it's brilliant yeah so one time i went to a morning news and i they go yeah the dj wants to know um questions that they can ask you to do some of your act right so hey so your dad didn't like the fact you're doing comedy right right and then you would do your bit right and i just go i'm not doing that and then one radio show goes well then you can't be on and i looked at the club a guy and i said all right let's leave i'm not doing that that's what byron allen used to do you did buy that did you do buy rent i did yeah i refused it or just fake laughs and he goes and they just sets up your jeep oh you become comics how many times did you do it i did it once yeah i mean it's so bad bad it's so bad it's so inauthentic and i think the only reason why people watch that at all is because they didn't have another option and now that they have another option of the internet which is unfiltered and comics do whatever they want to do it's like now you can see it now you see how contrived it is but before you we were just conditioned to be like that's entertainment same thing same thing with like when you saw a late night set you know before cable and then def comedy jam you like that is not comedy that's common yeah yeah now the internet's open even further it's you know what it's it's in many ways in every way i think in the internet you know has um saved my career yeah would you if if you would you sacrifice anything for your podcast like if it got in the way of your podcast would you say no what's your number oh the number yeah what's your number to be like hey you're gonna have to walk away from your podcast for it's funny that you asked me that because um i feel like i could give you a number yeah but but if it actually did happen i don't think i'd be able to live with that right right you're having so much fun with this right i don't know that having fun with it right now not this episode no no this i love no this is one of the what is what i've done and that's not the point yeah the point is is that you know there are a lot of times where it's like oh i got to do another one it's almost like what's the price for your freedom right yeah you're like you're for me it's priceless oh it is it's priceless i already said i'll give you 10 million a year no taxes and you just can never podcast again oh it hurts can i jerk off on it yeah i got it i mean i think of your daughter yeah yeah think about her future well what is it what's the show how about a comedy sports show i had a comedy i know that's why yeah no no the show that we also when tv show yeah the tv show that you're doing is um you're doing um alt-right comedy oh we had this conversation yesterday yeah so it's strictly alt-right so it's america one what's that what's that uh new uh news uh network they have america one or whatever it might be proud boys sketch hour right yeah it's something like that right so it's you tommy lauren right it's a sitcom right multi-camera right well she's a white supremacist you're right yeah yeah you have to at least give them credit the nazis at least had their admissions process has gotten very progressive yeah yeah pandas owens are married right you're the you're the neighbor right you're that you know because back in it was it um the jeffersons was it the jeffresses where they had the black and white couple next door right and that was so like revolutionary back in the day right so you're the same thing right they're doing the jefferson's but reverse and so you're the white and black couple and then like uh tommy lauren and uh what's the other christian stefano ben superior can i cast my good friends chris stefano in it yes you guys are a gay married couple conservative gay married no yeah but you the jokes are always about how you guys are going to go to hell and what i'll leave right right yeah and uh every you're out of the scenes always all right bye and then you have to kiss each other on the lips right okay all right and you have to put your leg leg up like that and you just prance out of the room you have to do that 23 episodes a year 10 million dollars wow you mean a year you can never podcast again would you do it [ __ ] and syndication god that's a good syndication money too yeah you'll get sentimental and it's like a hit in utah and whatnot mm-hmm yeah it shows a hit slovakia you know weird places okay but it still translates to good money yeah yeah i'm gonna well what's my podcast doing what kind of numbers are we doing a history hyena level yeah no way i'm walking away i'm sticking with history oh wow you walked away wow because i know i believe in it your level my level the one that you're doing give me five million give me one give me 20 grand and i won't listen turn around we're gonna help you yeah from today on no the show's going good it's going i know what it is yeah but i just i i i'm sure it's doing great yeah right this is going to help it and you know and we're going to help it even more but my point is is this you know my goal in life right now right i know we're going to have the other guy in the in he's coming in two weeks in a couple weeks in a couple weeks right and i decided right now but yeah just undecided yeah we're here don't forget don't worry it's kevin tell them the day of but what my goal is to build yours right to be above history let's do it wait are we are we officially teami honest then yes well keep in mind chris has two people on his right he only has one so oh that's true because um santino is a team to stefano right oh wow bad friends when chris comes here can we all wear teami on us do you have merch do you have merch that we can wear i don't have merch yeah well maybe yeah can we make or get me a medium team giannis we'll never bring it up everyone wears one oh please do it it'll be funny it'll be great that would be very funny i hate conflict like delilah's so nervous but hold up he's going to see this he's going to know about it you have to do it secret you have to cut this part out it's like my parents all right you're right yeah we're cutting this part out yeah all right so put that in the thing yeah so let's this is kind of get cut out so yeah we're teaming on us that would be very funny yeah it'll be funny right and then can we do this too can we do this have a framed head shot okay let's get it in the back in the back we'll have one back there too one more thing yeah yeah we open yeah right like a a an ad read plugging giannis's show oh that would be great yeah but here's you got to get him in here first so he doesn't see you in the shirts before the episode starts right and then it goes like this yeah um this pod this episode is sponsored by long days long days yeah yeah yeah um we also this is how we do it this is how we do it we wear hoodies zip up hoodies yeah so the t-shirts will be teeming on it so expensive will come in with zippy you have a you have a hoodie right you don't have hoodies yeah nothing you know and then right when we shoot we unzip right and then at that point as soon as we unzip you will go because these pictures will be covered you take them you take them off you take them off right we have handsome photos you know what i mean i'll be honest janice playing tennis like pizza pizza yeah yeah with your mom where's my mom so i think we should do that yeah we'll do it now we'll if we do that will he be mad no he he doesn't get mad at anything he doesn't have any real feelings it's a joke no it's just you know it's comedy yeah yeah but i feel like me and you could go down to the tennis court and if i you know we could pretend to be michael chang and oh my goodness oh right that play do you really play no i do you play for real i can play probably as good as you though oh he says he doesn't play just because i'm a former i'm like a real athlete i used to be a real what kind of athlete um i was the gymnast and swimmer no i was a basketball player i played basketball oh nice so i could pick it up yeah yeah the bobby's there is a ball involved he's very coordinated yeah probably is bobby a good athlete he is surprisingly the best athlete he is an amazing um ice skater he's a ice skater ping pong champ tennis ping pong swimmer everything uh varsity wrestling varsity wrestling [ __ ] i misread the whole situation i just got myself deep [ __ ] i just challenged the great bobby leader [ __ ] tennis michael chang holy [ __ ] [ __ ] did i [ __ ] up i'm gonna let it go i thought maybe ping pong i'm gonna let it go maybe pickleball maybe ping pong go [ __ ] yourself that's what i was thinking i'd hurt you honestly respect asian lives let me ask you about that yeah you know is i do not do hate crimes if that's what yeah is there a lot going on in new york because i don't see a lot in la there's stuff going on there is yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there it is it is happening it's unfortunate it's horrible it's horrible and it's also equally as horrible that people on the internet like use it and they'll be like tie it to some bigger cause it's like no dude it's just like does it matter who's doing it yeah it's like people are doing it and it's bad yeah yeah any old person you know if you're gonna you know smack an old person or kick an old person regardless of race you're a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] it does seem to be targeted towards asians which is worse it's bad it's all yeah i mean it's hard to quantify what makes it worse like that's what people on the internet are going like almost if it wasn't a hate crime they're going like okay so it wasn't we shouldn't be upset about it if like um us olympian and she's a female but she's representing the the u.s and tokyo olympics but she's a karate champion she got um she got some guy just harassing her in the park while she was training and i'm looking at this guy like you dumb [ __ ] if she could just if she just decided to unload on you yeah like she is an olympic karate champion yeah but she was she was like excuse me just back up what do you say you know like she was so nice about i was like oh [ __ ] man yeah yeah i you know i have i'm just i think i'm waiting for it i think i kind of want what are we gonna do i'm gonna run away no it's just it's not that i like because when i was at the 7-11 and i saw a guy walk in with no mask yeah and i saw a big to-do about it i mean you guys are he was you screaming at everyone you guys swallowed the pill you know i mean it's a hoax or whatever i when i witness it it's like oh [ __ ] it's real yeah you know i'm a part of it or i'm witnessing it for the first you know we even thought at the dmv right yeah that some ladies show it with no mask and you knew that she was a karen and she was about to start out and i love like being kind of i'm you know among that i saw both in my two days in l.a what i saw one lady coming to the hotel without the mask and the woman and the lady behind the desk as nice said she goes just so you know in the common areas you could wear you have to wear masks um and do you need another one she was like do you have one like kind of like give me one like she was me and then she was like do you need another one for the other person who's in the car and she was like there's no law that kids have to wear masks she's like okay yeah you're right and then i was walking down the street without the mask like on an empty street and some guy was like where's your mask buddy it's like that yeah that's right you don't care about people it's like dude there's like nobody around vaccinated i have coven yeah you know i do care about like so yeah there's douches on both sides they're a thousand people thousand percent corona didn't do a good enough job yeah yeah it should have taken me out yeah yeah i don't think corona was one of those ones that it's that you kind of wish it was worse yeah cheatered on like like it just said you know corona um failed in it's like are you trying to cancel corona i'm not trying to cancel corona but i want to critique it a little bit right i know what you're saying it came in too many varieties and also not enough damage i don't think some varieties you should know like it should have liquefied something yeah like if you got covered and you're like your lungs one lung got liquefied and you [ __ ] it out i think more people were like oh [ __ ] yeah i mean it didn't do enough to you know i mean it killed a lot and and god bless you herman cain and all the other ones you know what i mean i'm sorry right but wear your [ __ ] mask you know there's a [ __ ] pandemic yeah right so um you know it just i wish not not quite ebola i didn't want kova to be like a ball what are you looking at just keep going what are you why are you analyzing you seem like a chef how to devise the worst does he want to kill people yeah yeah yeah yeah a little bit of a ball huh he was like whatever a food he is for viruses it wasn't quite yeah it's a little off a little heavy maybe a little hiv right but something a little bit more dangerous i think they would have made more of an impact that's all scared more people great yeah great disease though it was great but yeah if it was worse there wouldn't be this divide there wouldn't be a political dialogue that's what i'm saying that's exactly what i said i know um i'd be willing to bet that at this in this climate we'd be we'd be able to politicize something as hemorrhagic as ebola nice word what do you mean because it's like that's how horrible things are here that it doesn't matter how like like how devastating a disease i just think we'd be able to politicize it somehow i just feel like that's what americans are doing with everything oh so what you're saying to me right now is th that even if let's say covet was a little bit more dangerous yeah right that we would still politicize politicians yeah you're right right that's a good point yeah what if it was like ebola though ebola ebola was rough but it wasn't as contagious that's why yeah ebola was the beatles of diseases they were the yeah yeah yeah yeah where the protein yeah you know it still exists yeah i know it's not amazing what an amazing disease so you're saying kovid's like the monkeys and then the flu the flu is the stones the stones yeah it'll always be good good call yeah evergreen evergreen yeah exile main street yeah very great you could listen to any year and anytime christmas summer doesn't matter right so that's what the flu is yeah the common cold is like you know what indie band like an indie [ __ ] no common cold has been around for a long time it's like it's like elevator elevator music kenny rogers no bing crosby oh yeah when you're an elevator right and bing crosby's playing you don't really go oh bing crosby and start dancing to it it's just a part of the noise of the environment yeah you know i know you're really into christmas songs i don't give a [ __ ] about that i am yeah it's a big you know you could have also told my mom you were yanni the composer could have done that as well less believable though why why why listen my calves how beautiful they are they're look they look muscular and athletic yeah i've never seen yanny johnny you find yannis at calves online i'm hot pete sampras is hot it's true yeah so that's more believable is he still with bridget wilson i think so yeah i want to see pete sanders now because i think he might be full bald and that would just be jarring to see because we haven't he disappeared after tennis to get bald yeah and like raise his kids he never even did like um what do you call those like you know the podcasts no he doesn't have he never did the friendlies no yeah he didn't do that yeah that's yanny yeah that's johnny you know what i just you know you know made me feel funny my mom loves yanny she she loves i bet you yanny's calves have never been googled have you ever thought of like different things that's never been googled yandy's calves have never been googled never yeah yeah i don't even think it's everything there's no way it's there yeah it's not it's not but look at him now yanni without the mustache in there yeah that's him yeah oh he looks like richard ramirez he's the night stalker everybody he's really hot yeah he is cute nice nose that's actually an amazing thing that you just came up with something that had never been googled that's almost impossible it's almost yeah yeah let's try to think of stuff that's never been googled yeah we're hanging on yanny well yeah we already did diani yeah but it's so difficult um thinking of something that's never been google is so difficult history hyena's breaking up was a good idea i bet you it's never been said history of hyenas history probably break up though break up no it was a good idea i love how people just already have the uh stuff going on but that's cool who did he talk about on whitney oh real hyenas if led zeppelin was a comic who would it be oh that's a great question because they're great but also if led zeppelin was the carlos mancia no okay because they stole their songs did they yeah that's the thing about led zeppelin did you know that in spain it's a big thing honestly dude yeah you're about to make me so [ __ ] mad i know i know it's a tough one i've never heard that before it's crazy in my life yeah so what you're saying to me is that they went around to like i don't know clubs and heard a song and they said let's write a song like that yeah that's what i'm saying to you bobby i'm here to break your heart which ones you know it breaks my heart it's rough if you google it a lot of them they took folk songs they took riffs they took lyrics and they just stole them did you talk about this yeah i mean there's tons of them oh john bias oh they really i love robert there's a compilation that you can watch on the internet it's like a very long compilation and it's clear yeah you know what that's heartbreaking you know you know robin williams stealing is heartbreaking i mean but could i ask you something does it matter yeah i mean let me just and that i say that in in in this sense okay is is that robin williams obviously yeah yeah so i just believe that because robert williams is such a enigma in terms of performing right no one performed like him right he didn't steal that style of performing of just going out in the audience and doing shakespeare out of nowhere and the energy and you know i mean he was amazing the talent was off the chart off the charts off the charts and as an actor obviously there's no question incredible up there with the best actors in the world doing blow one of the best what are the best guys doing blow yeah right and i'm gonna say oh i said another one i wasn't excited yeah do it no come on no no it's not funny okay yeah and in terms of like the mic okay one of the best lewy body dementia see i knew it was funny so it was fun it's funnier [Laughter] it's funnier than the moment zeppelin though it's like you know led zeppelin let's move on that's zeppelin led zeppelin is one of those bands where it's like i don't know if i care it's tough do you care no i did when i found out and then i i you have to use some cognitive dissonance to let it go because the voice is silky [ __ ] smooth yeah and they made the songs better the led zeppelin versions of the folk music is [ __ ] yeah it's for white people doing mushrooms yeah who are like wearing tie dye and think that [ __ ] seashells are worth dying as much as diamonds they need to be executed by covid also like when you see in this yeah exactly right exactly and in the 60s when i see movies and or like little snippets of beatniks and they used to ding ding ding and and that's whole scene [ __ ] you [ __ ] those [ __ ] those people [ __ ] those why would you have gone would i've gone no i feel like i would have voted in public and called them dirty people you know what they would where they're like black you know what i mean like turtlenecks yeah and they would have that funny like you know dolly you know maybe a dolly mustache and they'd be in some sort of seller i know he would [ __ ] they would have gone i feel like that's what they would you did what that's what andre he would show up to these types of events and pretend like you did exact same thing he would be with a book and a chess board no not andres bobby bobby would do that oh he's a poser this is like finding out led zeppelin stalls i want my bobby lee naked i want him eating his own [ __ ] and drinking his own pet admit to it and i want him [ __ ] climbing a pole and having the police called admit to what you went through a phase of wanting to be the dolly guy wanting to walk around with like dostoyevsky and like a chess board and smoking cigarettes like you know ernest hemingway in cuba you know that's what that didn't happen that's that's exactly the look you were going for for a while okay let me just say something to you lady you're saying bobby had a bill hicks face [Laughter] let me just say something to you lady okay you're referring to the the time in my life where i played chess all right and i what's so funny man i've never seen andre slap that hard before i played chess i would walk around with a chessboard and i'll tell you the reason why what books where you i'll tell you the reason why i'm staring at you i'll tell you why i'll tell you the reason why i [ __ ] carry the chess board lady because i [ __ ] played it but what right were you caring that you never read okay all right so i would what skateboard were you holding that you never can i interject just for carrying the chessboard even if you played a little pretentious that's a little what do you put in a bag i wouldn't carry it around were you just challenging random strangers no but you sit down and twirl your mustache and go do you play i'm sorry yuppy i'm sorry yup hey that's below the belt yuppie let me just say something to you okay you know a lot of us there was a time i didn't have a car yeah i would walk from my house to the coffee shop casbah cafe pacific beach circa 1992. didn't you say you went to private school as a kid i heard that before no i went to publicly grew up in accounting but i i grew up in a country club yes so so why don't you just make up with your parents then because they went bankrupt after i graduated from high school all right if you want to get personal what happened if you want to tell your boss all right my point is is this all right i would go from my house this apartment i lived in to go to the coffee shop and i would carry the protest board number two yes i read i i carried her on books i went so i you know what nothing alan ginsberg she didn't fall in love with that bobby that's what that look was used that look was like you almost like it was like yeah like yeah i want my like the one yeah my grimy little perfect little i bobby lee with dick cheese yeah yeah oh she loves you love the cheese cheese yeah there was cheese there was a bookstore okay d.g wells is what it was called right next to the panicking cafe where i worked okay after work dennis who owned the bookstore was a friend of mine right and he would have people hang out there okay one of them was allen ginsberg wow okay another one was like honorees thompson used to go there like a lot of people used to go there and they just sit around smoke cigars and they would chat in this little courtyard right and i was always invited in he always knew me come on in bobby they loved me because i was like they're funny little china [ __ ] okay you come in right with my chessboard and make people laugh right and they used to so yes i never read their books right but they would sign things for me i would carry it around as if you know what i mean i did do that is that what you're trying to say yeah what are you saying it's the same reason why you carried around a skateboard you couldn't skate because i was hanging out with skaters and one of people think that i could ollie and do all the stuff which i never could we all go through fate like i when i grew up i you know i used to try to act puerto rican yeah there we go yeah yeah puerto rican face yeah yeah even before the character yeah even before marisa i like a puerto rican guy yeah i was hip-hop you know i was in the hip-hop i kind of tried to act black i was dance break dancing and stuff like that right yeah cause you want to feed it you're like but you could actually breakdown i could dance good yeah better than some of my black friends i could dance but the kids thought i could skateboard because what i would do is take my brand new skateboard and i would you know i mean scuff it up like i was doing rail slides yeah right i would right and do the reverse like i did a dark slider you would [ __ ] up your own skates i would [ __ ] up my own skateboard and then carry around like yeah man i just did a you know a 360 flip on the [ __ ] curb over there you know what i mean and all kids are like oh cool do it now no i'm you know my net leg he's a legend you didn't do anything like that to fit in ever like with your friends yeah look at your message you thought you were mexican in high school yeah as a teenager i was the first rachel dolezal like you came in like what's up basically what are you guys doing i went so far as to learn spanish to a hundred percent you know spanish 100 yeah because i was mexican all throughout high school i was going through such an identity crisis that i was just you know i was an essay so you can't give him [ __ ] i can't thank you honestly yeah but thank you i could speak spanish and i went to all the quinceaneras and i know how to dance but you're a dog you're not you're not i know but what i'm saying i'm not a reader but i've carried the books very good difference right because i'm trying to fit into my environment yeah this brings up a good point yeah is it is that any worse or better than what rachel dolezal did all she did was that richard doesn't she's the woman who tended to be black black she had the dreads on she worked within the community to kind of in like let me see a [ __ ] double ac she pretended i know black people i'll tell you if she's black yeah she also identified well you thought she identified as black and she pretended amos lee was black he is he's not he is definitely say give me the photo oh let me let me zoom out for a second that's so so that's how she was born and that's you got to do full body picture because she's got a fat ass oh does she that's her i think that's how she fooled a lot of black guys okay the number that they're two different people same ladies it's the same same lady holy [ __ ] i love it the black rachel doleza is a lot hotter than the white one yeah i know that's what she did it yeah yeah so she got in trouble for that yeah well yeah she got in trouble because she had a job at the naacp was pretending to be black and she also went to an all black she went to howard right she went to an all black school she got in by saying she was black yeah well you don't have to be black to get into the school but so she would have to perma obviously permed her own hair yeah and then she oh it's really funny she's truly a nubian queen yeah she's a nubian queen that's not black so what do you do you think what she did was okay or at first you're going maybe but then what bigger homage what more love can you have exactly what more progressive thing can you do yeah then become the the uh uh of my you know someone who's a press or a minority or something like you know and also michael jackson did it in reverse he didn't reverse so you're saying we misread her i know she shouldn't have been canceled i'm double thinking whether we should have cancer because there actually is a conversation isn't that what's happening now it's like how you identify is is is that something that we should question in people exactly it's very strange or maybe she just got [ __ ] so good by a black dude that it turned her like a vampire turned her black yeah maybe good black dick can do that but you also we didn't mean i'm black then oh you didn't have to say that in front of us oh yeah my ex was a black guy for five years he vampired her was it good yeah 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betterhelp.com belly join over one million people who have taken charge of their mental health again that's better h-e-l-p dot com slash belly enjoy the rest of the show well yeah that's interesting i i you know that's an interesting uh question um should she be can she cancel right now oh she got canceled big time original cash she was big time cancelled and she did she go revert back to white or does she still look the same no she's still this is why i respect her yeah she's still insisting she's black i love it even though black people pissed her they did a whole document she did a whole documentary it was a great documentary by the way what's it called uh rachel doll's also i want to i want to watch it yeah it's not i think it's on f it's a great doc but she's still insisting she's black she identifies as black that's what it is she's black she's standing by she's [ __ ] standing by which makes me believe like yo maybe she's black or just let her in or just let her in at this point she's committed to it yeah when somebody commits to that for that long just let him in she's like [ __ ] daniel day-lewis yeah yeah she's [ __ ] i saw a white guy with a mushroom black haircut right and just you know he you know did his eyes like this put through like makeup or uh you know tape right like you just woke up yeah yeah and he you know had he put buck teeth in all right just listen just listen to my point before you go crazy well i might something might help you if i show you no no and he goes hey my name is uh ling ling and i go what's up and i knew he was white but he was trying so hard uh-huh after a couple years i'd just be like yeah all right lingling you're from china or whatever well here's a real case this is also discussion after rachel this was the guy in florida there's a white trans man who identifies as filipino yeah we talked about that no because he's not pulling it off he's not pulling it off that's my point yeah but look at him it did to kind of just play devil's advocate here i don't know if the guy who's taping his eyes every morning he's pulling it off either or no [Laughter] yeah he gets surgery to make his eyes look like that right this this person really um bugs me because not it's because the filipino community would just take him in and say it's all good they would yeah yeah you want to be us you're us yeah why don't why can't that be the world that we live in yeah they teach them physical therapy yeah bring them in to the crowd a lot of filipinos are physical therapists i'm going back really yeah a lot of nurses a lot of nurses medical fields yeah it's an interesting [ __ ] question that's a group you don't want to be racist against because at some point they will be taking care of you yeah whatever [ __ ] mistake that is that would be a mistake like my my sister had a 27 year old um patient and he was going into liver failure he eventually passed but basically he had like a swastika on his forehead and every single my sister is a tall very dark girl she's very very olive skin black hair yeah and he was calling her all sorts of names all sorts of names calling all the black nurses all sorts of names and they just kind of just grinned and beared it and took care of this kid that's how how difficult is that yeah like if you you honestly you and i are nurses yeah and some and some guy was like [ __ ] the greg you [ __ ] you guys are a bunch of [ __ ] white monkeys or whatever and then the chinks and all that stuff how difficult would that be to i think you're just [ __ ] pitching a movie dog me and you karate we karate them we're like yeah karate them it's called karate though like we [ __ ] them up i like that i'm chris tucker you're [ __ ] jackie chan i like that movie what are you calling it karate though karate them karate we [ __ ] karate them dude we go through the whole hospital [ __ ] them up yeah yeah very japanese that is i like that premise you me you me you and chris stefano is he in it no no i have to know that because i know his tv show is not going to be you kevin hart me you kevin hart right yeah and put gabriel glaciers on it we're all nurses yeah a [ __ ] kkk guy is our you know our patient right and he spouts out all kinds of [ __ ] i think there's a premise there absolutely right maybe at the end we forgive him i know what you did there i know what you did there what okay i pitched a great movie a buddy cop movie yeah but you looked at me and you said it doesn't have enough star power today you proceeded to say kevin hart and you just pulled up you you said okay johnny's the guy with the idea because i can't sell it yeah i can't kill him with just you you can't sell it i know it and i don't know honestly i don't know i mean you would have left history hyenas too [Laughter] i did do that i apologize yeah you did do that oh my god even though you know i'm the guy right and you know me and you would you're lucky you're still in the [ __ ] movie i'm like i'm still in this room i know i was in my head i'm like you know what we gotta keep him and we'll give him a couple lines yeah let's bring kevin and gabriel dude he totally [ __ ] hijacked my [ __ ] all right you could go sell it and you'd be like you like dude i'll give you to pay you off yeah i'll give you a producer no i want to be in it man i want to fight for this like fly stallone did for rocky but you have to still read for it come on dude it's my idea you can't just keep your body you can't take it you can't replace me with gabriel that's [ __ ] up you know what here's what we'll do here's what we'll do you replace me with allie wong no no no it'll sell bill here's what we'll do okay you and i will write it yeah both producers yeah i'll give you co-lead thank you okay i'm gonna get ep credit because this was really my idea talking about my sister right you'll make you will make you love interest but i wanna ep and that's it i don't wanna be on screen but we will you'll have some sort of disability in the movie okay i like it i'm listening where you don't have to talk that much okay as long as it's like you have a stutter right and then we always cut you off yeah shut up johnny right yeah yeah yeah i like it or we finish or yeah or we finish your sentences i like that yeah okay as long as it's explained don't call them that yeah yeah yeah like if the rock it'd be a good scene a funny scene if the bad guy's coming i could i can't say it yeah and then he comes but then you [ __ ] karate it you turn around karate let me ask you something right now man let me ask you something the movie's called karate and i want why do i got a karate know somebody because you leave dude it's time to do your asian respect no you're the lead there's no karate in there man i have about if there's no karate how are you gonna [ __ ] kill the bad guys poison poisoning poison you're gonna come working on a [ __ ] action scene is that dude we're trying to sell this in asia you're already taking an oath no because the movie is this right we think about killing him right but then he's drugged out right and he starts popping out that there's some treasure or something he buried some group with some money right so then we're like we can't kill him because of the fact that we want us he he he's talking about something that we can get right right so our whole goal is to get it out of him right right and then it becomes a road movie we t we he we break him out who plays that guy who's the racist guy oh god that's so many good people yeah we can get who uh um michael rappaport michael rapper is out i'm trying he's out i'm trying to get him in with you yeah i don't want you to cancel him you know what that'd be nice yeah oh here's what it okay here's what the movie is right okay we have a guy kkk guy right older guy he starts popping off that at the compound we they had buried give me a golden you know nazi you know artifact sure that's worth a lot of money okay right and so uh there's dick the mold of hitler's dick yeah and how much gold it's like the head of it is a diamond piece right and the you know it's like this you know um jade the nutsack is jay oh wow yeah you're jay's though precious yeah precious stones yes you know it's a uh faberge faber j made it yeah you know what i mean in the in the mid 1900s no the balls are faberge what ball he had one ball he had one one ball one ball fabricated maybe it's opened like a fabric egg yes inside it was like a a golden swastika right wow or the secret on how to get rid of all the jute in golden letters and papyrus right yeah and maybe we have to get it to destroy it because the germans chris stefano christensen was trying to get it to get rid of the jews we're the good guys what are the good guys so we're trying to get to the secret to kill all the jews and destroy it so this is this golden uh artifact solid gold yeah sac one sack is a faberge egg that we open then there's a message in there right that we're trying to get to to destroy right just destroy we also want to sell the object too we'll go to pawn stars we got to make a couple dollars yeah yeah yeah yeah because that will be the sequel we want to destroy but then we make money and then there'll be a sequel because it's still out there so christa stefano plays the the no the the hitler youth the hitler youth that that runs the complex right because it kind of looks like that and it does i want to pitch a backstory about how your tongue got cut off okay because you're not speaking a lot in this whole thing right oh yeah i thought it was just going to be samurai sword from bobby i'm gonna i'm gonna okay what's up what's up this is we're gonna do rewrites on this when we do it right and you're gonna be a part of it right i want to hear any asian el nino i just want to say this this is what this discussion you want you and i have on the side because he's a writer he's a director listen i know that giannis is throwing out these notes and his some of his ideas that have a lot to do with asia he wants me to wear a ninja outfit right as a nurse which is ridiculous you're the only nurse wearing a new right right and you know he he has this like samurai outfit that you know when we go to the or whatever but just you know shoot him down when he brings you gotta shoot those down yeah shoot those down okay so you work in a laundromat i thought i was a nurse with you at the hospital okay but also your parents own a laundry mat that okay all right yeah yeah yeah yeah okay shoot it down that's very good i'm just throwing it out there so what's the sequel uh so the sequel will be you're right we pawn it everyone thinks we're the heroes but then at the end we go but wait a second do we really like the jews and we're unsure so we say let's make some money off this thing interesting interesting we pawn it that way this thing is still in the world and part two that's when i grow my tongue back i can talk i can get more lines i make more money on the second sequel no and we karate we do karate after poison this is it okay okay so we go and find the thing right we destroyed the stefano right we finally have the thing when we at the end of the movie can i destroy it yeah you're gonna let me oh yeah can you write that in there's a torch scene just like yeah okay thanks yeah and so and we we do meisner [ __ ] so it's gonna be real okay good and so um i open up the egg right yeah we open it up right and in it is not the way to destroy the jews in it is the formula to make a time machine to go back to the nazi germany to go back in time and to be the schindlers right and we're the schindlers whoa right so us for me you gabriel iglesias right yeah i guess you could be in the movie too come on i'm gonna pop my tongue out with a samurai story yeah right you're not gonna say much anyway right and so me you kevin hart and gabriel as we go back in time yeah to nazi germany and we tried to destroy hitler yeah in the regime wow what do you think who plays hitler ali oh that ali wong maybe yeah yeah it's got to be accurate yes it's got to be someone ethnic though right because that's the time we live in that's the time we live in that's why allie would play it allie would be hitler and she can be her personality can be a little hitler-ish yeah okay so ally we'll have to cast it we'll have to do auditions as well yeah we'll cast it yeah we'll cast but we need a star you can't just throw another me in there let's go bigger yeah let's go i'll go bigger than um matt damon meryl streep meryl streep that's nailed it yeah well he nailed it imagine mel streep as hitler nailed it so good it's so good right already in oscar and that's something that you could google that no one's ever googled mill street best hitler i just thought of another one yeah dude yanny's cavs yeah meryl streep as hitler who has never been googled in never never could you plea i mean if it i there there's no way that's been good yo you're going oh wait no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no that's right she's gonna try it's gonna be because republicans call her hitler sometimes right uh yeah oh there is like there's a real street and hitler in one photo yeah how about i think a better more believable hitler is tilda swinton oh yeah that's just good acting yeah tilda switness hitler that's a great suggestion that's a great suggestion um who's going to play schindler you get to find schindler oh you're going you're going oh a real the real schindler before he did that before he did the letters oh yeah just yeah he has to say he knows how to do it right but this is before he does the list oh do we offer it to joe rogan so he can turn it down because we know he will yeah oh yeah yeah because we have to offer just as a respect just respect yeah yeah he'll turn it down let me just say this though um okay he can play my part we've never had you solo right right we're going to have you back again we i really enjoyed it i enjoyed this i could talk forever yeah this has been yeah and if i lived in new york can you come on my podcast not only that would i do that yeah if i lived in new york yeah i would start one with you and i wouldn't [ __ ] you that's like somebody else nice i think you and i would have a good one we'd have a great one yeah yeah we have a great one i i just now i'm really confused as to how i break it to my mom that pete is not downstairs we bring her down here really quick just to look no i'll still keep pretending she's going to be like you're not yeah she's going to know yeah how do i break it to her it's going to break her heart what's not to do you know she probably called all her friends in the philippines oh my god she sounded like really just on the phone with pete sampras she probably already called my sister roger here's what you do we just stay with the lie i think we can't tell somebody here so should we just you know what you and your niece and your family have to learn to just lie because when we do a prank they're the first ones to break uh yeah so what i'm this is a test for you right comedy works because of commitment yeah okay and let me just say something you know and i know you you're not going to want me to say this but um you're a little hot product in the comedy world right now oh shut the [ __ ] up go get to the question hot drop let's go no stop let me [ __ ] say what i want to say because this is my podcast as well you make her sweat all right i wrote your coattails i got a podcast let's be real let's move on you guys have great chemistry you do yeah do not move on thank you let me say what i want to say because i have a voice as well okay you're a hot little number right now um you know you have people like whitney cummings just like desperately wanting to talk to you and you have esther and annie who desperately she asked don't she she thought i was dumping you don't don't do what you're gonna do wait a second you annie letterman's trying to contact you no they're doing it she has a podcast with annie letterman how the [ __ ] did you pull that off yeah exactly they asked me you're a little hot product right now so what i'm saying to you is is that i believe that television is in the future i just stop don't even say anything please because it hurts me all right i believe television's future you run a great tv show so you can be a producer on the show and so i think that you're um the sky's the limit kid so do they at the end of our episodes at the end of the episode unhelpful advice go ahead uh unhelpful advice i want to see what he thought he had to do yeah i didn't know what was going on there uh that's what i we didn't have to do that last time did we yeah we did we did yeah go ahead unhopeful advice repeat cyprus we have emails that people ask us problems it all right so we good one for your honest great improv though you're really committed he's like what do i do don't end the podcast it's almost at a million dollars a year and there you go i know god all right i'm kidding all right uh hey guys i'm a korean man 31 living in a country in europe since i was 16. as a teenager i hated being told korean this korean that so i tried not to be that stereotypical korean which made me hate everything associated with being korean i realized how dumb that was i try to get back to identifying myself with korea i feel like now i can never get down to a conclusion whether i'm korean or european now i'm a working man i have my own place as a respectable member of society in this country i mean it sounds a little stupid considering i only moved here when i was 16. but did you have any experience hating on yes and not trying to be what other people told you yes uh and he said you were the first asian you saw on tv uh long also with johnny yoon yes so um or whatever but what i want to say to you is thank you thank you growing up um the only what you know what i used to hate i used to hate when um and i i don't mind it now but it's like people would put all asians in one basket right so it's like you know back when i was in the 80s and you know the vietnam war movies were coming out right so people would like just think that you know i was vietnamese or and we were all the same right or like because of karate and you know the the [ __ ] movie karate you know what i mean kung fu in the karate you shut it down though right yeah like laundromat references and whatnot um you know that some people do um sorry [Laughter] chinese restaurant i just love it that was like you know so when i was growing up i was like that's how i'm being perceived and that's how i perceived myself so then i tried to do everything i could to be the opposite of whatever people you know perceived but what i did as an older guy right is i i watch things that um like korean movies like parasite old boy i saw the devil those type of movies right and i see korean people more not not that i'm a murderer or anything like that but being cool right and acting more like me or like behaving more like me and i want to be sick mixing choi who's the lead and old boy he's also when i saw the devil right i think he's like my dinero i literally like i messed my hair up like his and i just kind of like you know i think korean movies especially got me and also just being in la and being around like koreans meeting guys like david cho and other koreans that are like-minded right has made me really embrace um being korean i love it now you know i really do i think it's cool you know um like this one have you seen that movie old boy no i will say it in for a treat it's good huh one of the best movies i've ever made tonight i remember i remember um bill burr he had a um birthday party when he first moved to la and i bought him old boy and two days later he called me going that movie was [ __ ] insane wow it's like there's a scene there's a there's a sequence in there in old boy that you're gonna be like wow how the [ __ ] did they do that mm-hmm that's insane very good not the american one the korean one there's two you know spike lee remade it so get the korean one yeah yeah well you don't like reading subtitles no i i the only way to do it i'm a i'm a british office guy i'm uh yeah i'm a uk everything death in the funeral what was that movie death uh death in a funeral death at a funeral death at a funeral the british version was funnier yeah yeah you got to go to the original good yeah so um you want to answer the korean guy yeah as a as a white did you ever hate yourself as a greek has ever hit myself well a lot of people don't know are we white greeks it's a good question we were we were slaves to the turks for 400 years very recently that changed we're kind of swarthy looking we were discriminated against when we came to the new world well you guys killed jesus right yeah we did we blamed it on the jews but we did it yeah what wasn't i'm sorry wasn't the roma it wasn't rome in is in greece right absolutely roams in greece i think we should start a history podcast roman greece rome was in greece rome is in italy right but italy's in greece you're right it's like little russian dolls you got to keep going babe right yeah she freaked out man she's too [ __ ] big of a star to listen to you now no babe you know you could have just let it go and maybe have me continue i was listening to bonnie mcfarlane on her podcast with rich foss oh outta way to name drop [Laughter] and she said something so funny that really i really related to she's like sometimes i look at you she's like i don't want to use the r word but sometimes i do wonder if i'm if i'm married someone with a disability and he did say it confidently yeah he was not joking right he was like wait is athens in greece it's in georgia that's right yeah there is actually georgia what's yeah what's in greece then athens that's in greece what and athens and georgia as well okay but athens is the capital of greece that's right okay and rome doesn't exist anymore it doesn't exist it was an empire it was an empire rome is a city now yep okay yeah and romanian's totally unrelated that's a podcast between youtube because this is a good podcast all right all right now i'm glad this is we're going this because now i have questions yeah okay well you're telling me right now okay i'm blowing your [ __ ] mind no you're not yeah i'm you're just feeding it all right so just so rome yeah is in italy but that has nothing to do with the roman empire not now no but it did it did so let me ask you this during the roman empire yeah um if i went to rome back in those days yeah would it be the same rome as it is in italy if you were standing in those spots yes but there's a lot of other places you could be standing including greece including northern africa including all the way up depending on the time during the roman empire all the way up to the british isles yeah you'd still be in rome right so what you're saying is rome strong rome shrunk it was once an empire now it's just a city yeah i know but it's still right rome is still rome there we go rome is still rome it's a smaller version of rome a trunk much smaller it's got scooters like for instance for instance california used to be mexico yes right right mexico right in that same way like right now i don't say oh i live in mexico i'm in the united states right right okay so i was right in that sense it's a lot smaller i was right in that sound you want to argue my [ __ ] point no you're right so i never i never also alluded that like romanians were wrong people no thank god you did so you just added that information i added that just i just read no but don't look talk to me like that okay you're right i'm talking you're not talking to me like no you're talking down to me you're right about that i'll get stopped all right but roman greek that was my bad and i'm very i'll be eternally ashameful for saying that all right but when i'm saying that i thought it was racist actually right but the romans i mean let me ask you this yeah the romans back in the day right the ones that killed jesus yeah they killed jesus correct yeah they said that they were they italian that's a good fight no wow google it see if it's been thought it's different that's a good question did the italians kill jesus google that they became italian what if anyone they became italian but back then there was no word called italia italian is it was the italian peninsula um now like you said you're right though because italians now romans shrunk and became italians so so what so they're a city of people all right so um you know what because the way that you said it and explained it in a roundabout way greek or greece sort of lives in the essence of rome that's my heart that's what i'm saying right yes so what you're saying to me is this is that roman the romans right greece was a part of that empire correct it was a conquered area it was a concord area that was all embodied in rome right so in many ways right right what i said to you right wasn't that ignorant initially you would make a great lawyer i mean you just [ __ ] johnny cochran to my brain and i'm gonna quit but let me ask you a question go ahead do you think roman kids loved their mother as much as italian kids or did that shrink and they loved rome i think that that that has nothing culture has nothing to do with love it doesn't oh wow did roman kids live in their mother's basement and put the down payment that they should should have put on their own house with their new wife dave all right they i don't think a roman would have done that did they but i think only a harry potter a greece person would have done that agree yeah yeah yeah okay yeah yeah because italian kids do love their mom and often will spend the money they should spend on a new house with their wife on a new car right right i want to know if a roman i'm just letting you know that the italians that i know when i go to their houses yeah like sebastian menoskako yeah it's of the roman empire right it's beautiful he's kind of when i go to a greece person's uh a greece person yeah greece's person's um house it's usually in the basement of their mom yeah i mean i mean it's race at this point it's just racism we're greece people yeah yeah yeah we're that we started civilization no no we didn't i seen you saw the movie we did make the movie grease stuff yeah he ate he did i saw the movie and we also tell you savalas we gave you telly savalas yeah yeah yeah yeah so i learned a lot today in terms of um history geography right i don't know much about it you know and i and i [ __ ] up by saying here's rome in in greece i learned a lot i didn't know hitler had one ball me either yeah yeah he did mm-hmm yeah how do you know that um because i had a i had a very popular podcast that was no longer with us yeah yeah yeah yeah prince philip it's the holy truth i knew it was going to come in threes it was prince philip dmx history hyenas really oh all bit the dust yeah yeah together r.i.p all right it always comes in threes you know that yeah you know i believe you you know it might be reporting but here's this like the great phoenix so like on the ashes of history hyenas rises her and annie letterman's podcast and esther pezinski as a great phoenix in the sky and the long day's podcast with janice pappas i'm going to ask you a question giannis absolutely if a year from now chris calls you hey let's start off start up history hyenas again would you wow you really put me on the hot seat interesting question it's an interesting question we lost so no no would you money already he goes i got the same ads right i got the same you know we we fill out the ad calendar for the whole year all year you're going to be making as much okay let's do it again higher cpm even even a higher cpn probably yeah it's the comeback wow that's a tough one i'm gonna say maybe wow i'm going to say maybe wait a second do me and you have we started our pockets go to romanians in rome or the movie karate yeah we have or karate though we're in production with karate up yeah then i don't take it i found it i found a new partner right so um i say no to chris i found a new partner by you saying maybe though made me realize that um it didn't end as peacefully as end on a good note though so i did that's the note that's the note that's enough right no i just wanted to listen babe okay there's a mystery here i think i know what you're doing he wants to know that you're over your ex so that he can swoop in and have a relationship with you that's what i'm saying yeah so he's grilled me more than schultz i went on show since i got grilled well it's funny because before you got here gilbert and i had a discussion and i go because i didn't see the schultz one right i go how hard did schultz grill him and you go pretty hard i go i'm gonna try to go harder yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah challenge i wanna try to go harder yeah and and i i wanna say this too did i beat around the bushes good or ah i think you'd be not he kind of opened you up a bit i'm good enough he's so [ __ ] funny and disarming schultz comes at you like hitler yeah he's like what happened yeah yeah bobby comes at it like in a fun way it just makes you want to open up and i promise you this though i will never bring it up again and you'll never have that [ __ ] on this podcast and um he's out in two weeks and um i want to say that um it was just a pleasure having you um you really do have the gift of this and as a stand-up as well and uh i just um good luck to you and your future endeavors come back any time come back any time thank you guys anytime i love being here you guys are if you're ever in la and and i and i hear that you just came and left and you didn't do our podcast i'd be pretty upset okay and if i ever hear that you pitched the movie without me there yeah and didn't let me know and replace me gosh dad josh i knew it is he greek he replaced i know between johannes and joshua we're producers right we're in an office a high rise yeah giannis papas first of all the executives would be like janice what right i got [Laughter] but that wouldn't be the loyal thing to do right have some integrity right and then your joke would be right yeah well dr ken then right right all right and then you and i will do something else okay what if that's it we pitch it right and all of a sudden josh gad and dr ken are in it right kevin hart and gabriel still in it right and you and i are now behind a monitor in video village producing action right and then they come in how'd it go yeah it was good do another one more real you know what i mean and we're like giving notes yeah that's probably what happened yeah that probably wouldn't happen yeah but you know what we get producer for it we can come up with that yeah as long as i give you honest a round of applause hey guys and that was our episode with janice papas the greek stud aka pete sampras is that crazy andres like what do you think about what do you think in that situation that now kalala's mom thinks that she'd met her hero pete sampras do do we reveal or do you kind of just let it go let it go what a great thing like you made your mom happy yeah then she tells everyone in the philippines right i met pete sampras or i talked to him and it was weird it's like he kept telling me he was an [ __ ] and he was a dick but i kind of just put that aside he kept saying you're my favorite tennis player yeah uh also what i think our sponsors hams and better help andres tell us a little about it today hymns is giving your today him is giving you their best offer yet yes if you're not happy with your results after 90 days well i'm gonna try it will give you here's why andres is nervous is one he's looking at the world's smallest phone and then two um this ad was clearly for 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amazon or amazon prime nice nice yeah so yeah if you guys like horror horror films uh go check it out we'll uh link it down here description check out andres's film um also guys you can follow bobby lee all things bobby lee at bobby lee live clyde like clam decay you can follow everything george at not here and you can follow everything uh andres at fancy b is that correct yes i had fancy b and you can follow all your tiger belly merch updates um any new uh top 100 billboard listings any homes don't go to redfin go to at gilberts uh i think it's time to tell people why you're sitting in the chair and why bobby was addressing you the whole time and why george is no longer here well uh after a carefully planned year we finally got rid of george we bobby fired him and now you know if you guys want to see how that went down you guys will have to see bad friends um but yeah uh now i'm i'm taking over the white nothing yeah it's now spanish something right used to be white nothing out of spanish something so guys um that's the news feel free to contact george on instagram yeah also if you also hit him up on instagram hit him in the dms for a sticker pack he will personally send you sticker packs so hit up george underscore kimmel on instagram uh we love you guys so much and if you want more of me i know you guys don't uh but if you like mma check out my podcast and show on youtube it's called we out here mma i do with kung fu nick and alex warzone we talk about mma and it's a lot of fun so we'll see you guys there if you decide to join us we love you george you've been great but spanish something is here [Music] wait final question to confirm here are you moving to austin as well you never answer that i i am i'm an austin slash new york guy now oh give him something oh yeah i had to ask all right now but now i wish you wouldn't ask that i had to i know because i wish you didn't ask now it's going to he's going to be chris um team the stefano i know okay so i'm not going to austin

Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 377,470

Rating: 4.838079 out of 5

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, podcast, khalyla, tgrbly, all things comedy, mad tv, stand up, tpw, tkats, tfatk, bad friends, comedy podcast, Bobby lee andrew santino, tigerbelly clips, bobby lee podcast, yannis pappas, yannis pappas stand up, long days podcast, yanni long days podcast, chris distefano, history hyenas, hey babe podcast, khalyla kuhn, bad friends podcast, king and the sting podcast, bill burr, 2 bears 1 cave, chris distefano comedy, chris distefano podcast

Id: mjSR6XLM3_g

Length: 107min 7sec (6427 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 22 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/dragonborn-dovakhiin]

I love Bobby calling Chris a "podcast whore" for guesting on so many podcast

[u/Jgucci10]

Bobby was on fire this episode

[u/brch01]

The first time he came on it was mostly Chris so i’m glad Yannis got a solo ep, underrated comic

[u/goochstein]

This was such a good pod, Great energy and Bobby going in for answers was really cool.

[u/lukasq81]

Didn't know Pete Sampras was such a good hang.

[u/No-Karma-1995]

Yannis and Bobby have such a great energy together RIP History Hyenas you couple of FFs

[u/RatsInTheCellar]

Fantastic episode! Great guest, Bobby played the Howard Stern role well, and Khalyla is starting to really show her comedic presence. That being said, I'm a bit concerned / paranoid at the reaction Khalyla and Bobby made when Yannas mentioned business opportunities coming in between Bobby and the podcast. Khalyla's eyes said something.

[u/tlopepe]

This is the one of the funniest episodes they’ve had in a minute

[u/justfetus]

damn this episode was funny as fuck. Way to go Yannis!