Jo Koy's Self-Help Pep Cult | TigerBelly 264

[Music] foreign [Music] i'm joking you know that was a joke right come in and be cool you know what i mean because you're hanging out with chappelle i know i i know i know the the levels that you're at now you're doing [ __ ] uh uh cuervo [ __ ] commercials oh yeah yeah cuervo's the number one and then you're like my mom let's toast i see all that yeah i mean i don't know what it is i you know what i mean the great tequila obviously you've noticed yeah yeah yeah yeah look at me you know look at me go that's you thank you that's you now dude appreciate it man yeah yeah i'm grateful that you're even here bro thank you yeah you know i'm taking it all in i take it all in but i'll tell you this right now your ankles suck yeah they got bit up yeah i hate your ankles i saw your forearms today bro you know anything you say that is disrespectful no one takes seriously yeah i understand that you do know that right yeah that's why okay okay no one is ever offended by anything you say like probably your ankles suck your arm i don't care i know because like yeah i know but that's that's good that's really good i know that's why bro bro that's why i could throw it out because i know that you're not like a little baby i love you yeah yeah yeah yeah but can i talk about your brother kentucky your for sure yeah foreign you have like blotchy like hair here yes no hair here it's sparse yeah yeah yeah and your ankles yes no bueno yep purvivor cool okay how does that feel like i said no one takes anything and that's all i want you're like a living cartoon you know what i mean like wow that's what i wanted i don't know i wanted you to [ __ ] come back at you no i'm not i would never get back at you tit-for-tat i value everything about you our friendship your success yeah uh what you've done for us like i i have nothing but confidence for us what asians just for us up and coming yeah to be honest yeah bro you can slow down with the pc right all right thank you and what you've done is is amazing and it should be recognized and don't let pc not let you take that like yo you're you're a dope comedian hands down i've never said that but before anybody else no i never said that you're a dope comic yes comic yes you're you're a [ __ ] amazing comic what i'm saying is before any of us was in the limelight and you were doing it you inspired us and you need to hear that and sometimes you never reckon and then you get mad at me for [ __ ] giving you a compliment i didn't because i thought it was i tell you that every [ __ ] time bro that you were washing my clothes in my studio apartment in vegas and you're on mad tv even though you told me years prior you need to move to la or nothing's going to happen that's called inspiration so do you want to do your dumb joke about my ankles yeah okay go ahead well what you just said it felt good it felt deliciously good and i said it in my book where's my camera yeah yeah and my heart went flutter flatter i really did i talked about it in my book but your ankles have it no bueno perfect i know i understand i get it okay but like i said thank you for doing the podcast they're anime i'm reality so what you what you're saying to me is that i look like i was drawn what i'm saying yeah you're a living cartoon what does that mean though like you could run into a wall and we don't laugh right so you because you thought it was a cave right but you so you think that i look subhuman one point someone painted it there and you didn't know all right bobby lee yeah when i walk i go bank bang boing yeah yeah yeah you do that every little yeah yeah i get it all right so i i don't look human no you think i'm cute though i love everything about you man all right you know you're the most genuine guy out there all right you know do you do well with compliments or no i don't know why you don't i don't know why you know how hard it is to give someone a compliment do you even know how hard that is yeah it's not it's not the not the fact that you can't accept it but do you know how hard it is to give it's harder bro don't you think some people are really good at it though those call yeah but you can see you can you can tell when someone's up being sincere that's true like humans know how to read other humans like you know like when someone's giving you a compliment you walk away you go you know that dude was full of [ __ ] but you know that there are people like love bombers who are so good at just like really gassing someone up but that that that's what i'm talking about gaslighters you know i know a gas line i've i've dated two gas lighters and i hated it i fell for the [ __ ] potion i was i was on stage there's no reason to gasoline oh bobby i was in the or once and i was you know on stage and i saw a comic like through the window in the back just like he was making so much he was like throwing chairs right i don't know he was just [ __ ] around you know i mean acting a fool outside disrupting myself while you're on set while i'm set and i'm just looking through the window i'm doing fine you know and then i get off and he wanders in the or and he goes great set dude oh yeah and i went i saw you do [ __ ] yeah you know that's monkey play outside you're doing monkey play outside but that's what is that called gaslighting gaslighting is denying someone's reality so it's like saying if if you told me something like you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] right you told me that and then i said let's let's role play okay you go ahead call me you're a [ __ ] filthy [ __ ] monkey okay oh no they're calling that and then tomorrow comes right yeah and then say and i say i'm still upset about when you called me a [ __ ] and you say i didn't say that oh let's do it let's replay that okay all right you know let me finish all right you [ __ ] mud monkey you you [ __ ] dirt you're skinny yeah you can live in a tree with a banana forever i mean for years you get the [ __ ] are you conned are they about to [ __ ] right okay i don't know that's i think that's prejudicing [Laughter] is gaslighting at its best okay you're ready can we role play it though um why can't we because i think you're gonna take it to a racist no i won't i'll play i'll i'll play it non-racial but you have to play that's bobby though i'll play play it as bobby you want me to play real bro i want you to play as bobby because i'm just going to give you a real quick hint of gas okay how good it is go ahead you ready yeah um so you say action all right uh rolling action who's your manager again her name is abby is i mean is she has taken a break during covet and now that's now that starts a flame right right right because now you're not now you're like wait you just pissed me off what do you know exactly no no no no no i think that's personal wait i think that's just like no stuff no that's gasoline because i don't know what you're that person you're trying to talk about abby's not why because i'm not why because i'm not flown out to miami to hang out with dave chappelle is that why no what the [ __ ] are you talking about this wasn't a real conversation [ __ ] i'm i'm showing you is that whatever you understand all right hang on we have i think really completely different definition of it because i think that fighting is somebody who like makes you believe you're crazy and makes you believe like no no that's you're 100 right but gaslighting is starting a flame that shouldn't have even been started so now he's thinking that wait a minute are you talking about my my manager wait and then and then and then you go home and go well wait is abby working through that you are [ __ ] with reality you started a ghastly yeah you started a mini flame that didn't need to be there oh and i've dated two girls that did that [ __ ] to me yeah and i'll call them out man like literally like that that was one of the things that that was uh used was like my my business and i was like whoa i started questioning you know my agency because of a a small flame was started yeah and then i'm like well i think this [ __ ] just wanted that agent out to get another agent in wait why would they i don't want to get it i don't know i really don't get it no i'm just but i like this game let me start one let's just go well you're gonna start another game called prejudice no no i'm not gonna i'm not no but go ahead is this gas lighting is this gasoline all right go ahead bobby all right yeah hey man i'm a big cushion see action oh jesus rolling and quiet on the set quite on set extras go ahead rolling and action oh wow good to see you man good to see you good to see you yeah you know my all my friends that are losing their hair they've got hair plugs you know it looks pretty good because it looks really good and natural on them yeah i wonder why somebody with money you know i mean and access wouldn't you know i mean participate in that yeah it's not that good like like that wasn't good i'm still wasn't as good as mine [Music] it's making you questions can we still talk about all the nasty [ __ ] you said about filipinos be about the gaslighting can we go to that that wasn't about festival that wasn't about filipinos joe yes [ __ ] you oh my god let's go let's go into this because he always wakes up you know i love you so much right and it has nothing to do that you know this triangle right here is directly from the philippines but did you see how i gaslighted that you did i just started everyone you cast lighted me you're [ __ ] crafty huh and that's like a sith lord wow that you are very successful where's my camera you know kim's a comedy yeah the godzilla yeah what's funny about you is you have always been the same guy and i love you man what does that mean it's just this is you dude you're [ __ ] bobby lee man it's i love it so are you looking at this place like wow look at what i love like fantasy play that he's got now see this is you adding like i don't know what the [ __ ] you're doing yeah the chocolate chip cookies were perfect and then he threw pecans i threw the pecans in yeah and everyone hates pecan yeah because i have a floofy i have a floofy [ __ ] beverly hills coffee a cookie shop i don't even know what that means i just try to compliment you man i love everything about you man like yeah yeah i just feel like you're being successful bro can you get help we live in the land of therapy i know i know i'm in therapy i'm in i don't think you're going yeah yeah i'm a therapist um you're right thank you so much you would have the the most you two should get a coffee house it would be the sickest coffee house i think we should and you should just this room right here just put in this is so sick man the with us though i love this room bro we we have really like childlike sensibilities we we we don't know how to be like adult adult decor no i never i love all this stuff if you saw my house it's it's not like yours yours is really like no it's really dope dude like i love it you've always been this guy i've known you for so long and and and this is truly your passion like what you collect it's beautiful this is like an extension of you if you had a bobby lee coffee house it'd be so dope man oh i think would you would you invest in it one hundred percent we'll just think about it though oh one hundred percent stage there's got to be a stage i already took i already told somebody about that and we're doing it in another state i'm building that with somebody doing alt comedy like an alternative comedy night please don't say alt yeah yeah why just just say comedy you like alt comedy i just like comedy i don't what the [ __ ] do you like country like i don't what does that mean yeah it's like because there was a time because there was a time in comedy right where there was a division there was there was good and no bad let's not go there but there was you know you think was there to go to you had club comedy right and then you had comedy like that was done you know in like laundry mats and coffee shops but that has nothing to do with comedy i did laundry i practiced my tonight show set in a [ __ ] weed shop with the refrigerator open oh you did yeah the whole set i ran it yeah my five minutes at a weed shop right there on lankershim so i don't need to don't tell me that you're all comic because you did stand up at a [ __ ] kebab hut i i did stand up in a goddamn jewish restaurant on top with opening for sandy hackett you want alt comedy i started in nightclubs i used to rent theaters yo go [ __ ] yourself if you're not funny you're not funny funny's funny wow are there people that make it that you don't think is funny no because bobby no there's i'm not even like trying to be funny comedy is subjective there we go what i mean and then and when you that's like asking a rapper is there country music you don't like he probably doesn't like any of the country music because he's not a country singer oh wow that's very good point so yeah like just because this man does puppets and this guy uh does impersonation and this guy does magic who the [ __ ] are you to tell him he's not funny yeah [ __ ] you dude i love y'all don't [ __ ] on someone's career no i'm saying i'm speaking i'm speaking to the assets i was just asking you a question and i'm glad you did yeah yeah like anyone that anyone that throws anyone that throws salt on someone else's career yeah you're you're you're insecure on your own [ __ ] all right i get it bro no i'm not this is you i saw you it just picked a bone at me because people like to fall on that and there's no disrespect to you bobby like you're you're you here comes a disrespect no i'm not saying that but it's just like don't throw this ult [ __ ] for you saying that you're not funny i love all comments i'm not talking to you i love you yeah what is happening i'm not talking i love all comedy i love i love funny people yeah if you make me i want to make a pie like i'm going to make a point all right one time i was at the improv and i saw a carrot top right in the car like on melrose and he wouldn't go in i think he was going to perform and i go come on in you know and he goes yeah you your com comics don't really generally like me you know and why is it i know i know i know and for years you know people would make carrot top jokes yeah and rip on them and i never really got that because i don't get it every time i perfor he i'd see him perform he would crush yeah yeah i mean okay he has props but they're clever some of them and and some of them have made me laugh really hard that's one lane to exist in there like 50 000 lanes to exist i've never been you clearly said what what like what i said i know i know it's different genres i know i know i don't i've never been like that i love all female like a lot of female comics i love you know um guitar acts i love you know what i mean dancings you know i like uh hypnosis is you know i love all that stuff i know you do yeah i love i love funny yeah if you make me laugh we're good if you don't make me laugh work on your [ __ ] yeah or go yeah no one's laughing in the crowd will you obviously it's not funny but will you admit though could you admit this that there are people doing comedy that shouldn't be doing it yes there's a million of them yeah do you tell them they shouldn't be doing it or you just that's not me for me to say yeah i i'm good i know where i'm at yeah but um mitzi ashore always said it is a sin to support mediocrity well and and she her point of view was you have to tell them to stop yeah but but that's her role right like let she she's you know i i can't wait for that book to come out and i can't wait for a documentary to come out on that woman and i i the only time i met her is with you yeah but i you know i didn't get to experience what she did for prior and what she did for kennesan and yeah and though you know carrie well i don't was jim carrey there yeah see but like you know that that was her job was to help mold and shape and help and and provide a stage in a platform but she was wrong right i'll tell you how she was well she was wrong a lot of times a lot of times yeah i'll tell you one case in point you thank you no i'm being real yeah you mean guys like you she was wrong about george lopez she was wrong about louis c.k she was wrong a lot of times so it's like you know again it's like it was based on her opinion which is what i got at the beginning comedy is subjective man you can hate me all day that's great i don't give a [ __ ] man because i still i'm still pretty sensitive about certain comments and people you know criticizing me do you get no oh you don't no you don't read it yeah i read it i don't care you really don't uh yes i want to get do you want me to say something i want you to have like very cocky and arrogant or do you want me to just say no be cocky and arrogant yeah i like the cocky and arrogant well which house do you want me to read the the comment from there we go no no i'm the proof is in the pudding and the reason why the reason why i say that is like why are you going to be offended by a guy that's writing a comment on ig in his mom's basement when you have a [ __ ] house in the hills that's what i'm saying i'm not trying to be cocky and arrogant i'm just saying why would that comment offend me i sold the form out twice in less than a day yeah yeah this this 28 000 tickets bro no comps just in hollywood no this is full right here oh this full right here in any other [ __ ] timeline in the 18 he would have had a cult um you're very you you're the type of personality that can you know because you're a clever guy you know okay don't don't do your eyebrows like that in confusion are you a shifty individual what kind of comment yeah yeah you're clever okay you're me you're witty can i say that yeah we all are we've been blessed with that you're witty you're clever you're um you're you're bright you know i mean you're um mischievous yeah you know me personally yeah yeah i do know you i'm mischievous is that how you say it no you can say it either way yeah yeah and um i think but you're also charismatic and i think that no matter what you did in life right you would have been at the top of the game oh thank you you know give me a compliment i i i started off this whole year giving you a call oh that's true yeah how are you doing just doing you know i talk about you religiously i've told you this before and i say it every time on your pod man like you are and you need to hear it bro you you inspire a lot of people man you you indirectly inspire me a lot you motivate me take it in take it out and try to take it i really do bro i think i talked about in my book about how you yelled at me in the car and i've told you this before man yeah i'm taking it in take it in it feels good um get on the shelf you're a character [Laughter] i've oh i've always loved you and um hey guys we're gonna take a really hey guys to tell you about 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get on why are we having such a hard time selling we have so much power behind us saying that that that it should be on i know so you and i what is it with howie mandel right and we could have to give any names but yeah who's a friend he's not like a [ __ ] enemy well i just don't want people like out there to be like oh they're dropping i was just saying i'm not dropping anything i'm just dead man i'm not saying that peter i don't want to call anybody out like like yeah we walked into the room with with a lot of power i didn't want to you know what i mean yeah all right so we and we have our agencies behind us we think we have a good idea and um i think don't say thank you i know yeah and we and we've done it we've done it we've done it we did it seven years ago too yeah and they still know it's been a part of our life and then we thought we thought you know him and i are growing in our own different ways in terms of the business and whatnot and in our audience and stuff we thought that combined you and i share some audience but we have different you know audience and um we thought that with that you know that we'd come back this year and try to sell this thing and still like there was just no traction really yeah i don't get it i don't get it either i think it's you guys pitched it during the beginning of the pandemic no way before oh wait before yeah and it doesn't matter when we pitch it there's something that's just not i don't know what it is with hollywood man it's it's mind-boggling to me it really is and it hurts my feelings yeah it hurts my feelings that's the only thing and i say hurts my feelings because it's like because i know that we are amazing together individually yeah yeah and together we're [ __ ] enormous very funny together yeah yeah and we deserve it like you know what i mean yeah we do and it's and it's like i guess we have to pay for it ourselves again it's like that's the kind of world we live in why yeah why yeah i don't mind doing it and i will it's gonna happen yeah but whatever man [ __ ] it dude no i don't i'm not letting it go because because by talking about it too because believe it or not you know i know a lot of people that are in the business that are like in you know the studio and the and the network sides of things that listen to this mm-hmm you know and so they're they do go ahead no but that that that's what you call a humble brag no i'm not saying no because i've you know you humbly bragged about no but i've been at network table reads and and an executive come after me after the you know oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe papaya or or although say you know a catchphrase from tiger valley right so it's like get it man you're no that's not what i'm saying i'm just telling you i'm just telling you that we get at movies maybe you can make your case on here yeah we're trying to make a case on here that's basically what i'm saying not everything needs to be defensive not everything has to be a twist you're the only one that's doing that i think you're doing it no there's the jury's over there and you're convincing them you're not guilty judge how am i doing am i the one that no be real i will say you're moving a lot he's had his legs in the same position the whole time that's all i observed so you're saying that my body language is in the defensive art of war moving a lot god art of war yeah i'm just a high-energy kind of a guy you can't be the first to to attack he's been placing his prada shoe in front of the camera this whole time why didn't you wear the golden goose why did you wear this i should have worn my golden goose she's just showing your shoes i have my my gucci glasses those are dope yeah my shoes match my jacket [Laughter] so um what i'm saying is that i think that we should still fight for you know i yeah man i i even told howie i'm willing to put up money for it yeah and just make it yeah you know i still get a little you know but i think this is a part of just being in a [ __ ] up business that we're in yeah and the kind of people that we are you know i there is a layer of sense of sensitivity that i have right so it's like you know i'm trying to take certain things personally but there are certain things like you know a couple of months ago they announced we're doing an all asian heist movie on right on um amazon i don't know where i was right and it had all these big asian names in it right and in my head i'm like i'm reading the article about it and going oh i won't be invited you know what i mean i won't even have the opportunity you know because there are certain thing movements especially when it comes to agents that i feel like that i should be considered at least maybe i'm doing being too cocky right but but it passes me by even though i've i've done things like so i called my agent so what's going on with crazy rich asians can you get me in you know i mean and they're like yeah they're not and i you can't just get me in i'll read whatever yeah they're not even you know what i mean and then you go oh there's another train passing me by mm-hmm you know and it's like at some point you know you get it's hard not to take it personally yeah right do you get that way no why because of the houses no [Laughter] no bob because i don't yeah because why would you let that [ __ ] up your path in your journey because because i believe that the show that you and i have right is another train right that it doesn't make any sense that train isn't on your track bro where's the train you're riding your train you're i'm on the train man i'm being very honest with you man that's like saying that's like saying when i saw kevin hart sell out an arena and i'm mad no that's different well why why don't i still that's completely different no it's not completely different because that's the same thing because i could clearly go i could go i could have went wait why am i selling arenas why can't i sell out arenas that's not fair only he no man you you're in your lane and you're in your path what did kevin do to get that make that happen and then you just stay there you stay in that lane and make that [ __ ] happen that's a good point that's good you've you've managed to put it bro just because something passed you doesn't mean that that's it what you want is your desire's there you told that you told the universe what you want yeah it's gonna happen just stay right here bro cause when you keep looking at the whole trip it's like i'm just saying bob he has to write a a self-help book you gotta write fine bobby i'm trying to be funny what i'm trying to say is when you're in this lane right here okay and this is bobby's lane and if you're too busy concentrating on these trains passing you down by passing you by oh i should have been that movie i should have in that movie you stay right here watching them instead of staying right here focused and moving forward because whatever it is you want is in front of you but if you're going to sit back and be in the trash you're going to be in the fan seats like this and watch the horse race run you're never going to win bro get the [ __ ] out of here that's why that's why he came here that's why he came here i don't i don't know that was i don't you're right dude you just i think in many ways just now right you changed my life i think you put me back on the train maybe you were already trying to say you're on the train no no but no i'm not no i'm now i know i'm i was always gilbert don't make me that don't give me that face i'm trying to visualize what your train looks like it can all my train's like this yeah you're training neon bro you know what like i said when i when i sat here you're ahead of your time you're a neon bullet trainer you really are ahead of your time you've when i said you've always been this guy that that wasn't a dis that's really you you've always been this guy you've always been bobby lee the world's not ready for you yet and so the [ __ ] what when it catches up it's going to be huge bro it already is i'll suck your dick i mean this every time when i leave here bro come on my mouth you can come on my mouth i won't swell i will not i've been holding back a lot during that i want to see what i mean i wonder what your [ __ ] tastes like probably yeah ponzu sauce yeah yeah a little bit of ponzu i love zu i love ponzo a tad of chlorine because that's what it all smells like you know yeah the third probably is um uh some sort of like old golden coin that you would find in a treasure chest wealth yeah yeah no not not wealth it's like old wealth why because he ingests it i don't know that's i just feel like there would you be some sort of coin yeah i like that yeah yeah like a old bronze coin like bronze joe how would you describe how would you describe his gum just if it was in your mouth oh um [Laughter] you remember those candies that were wrapped in rice paper [Laughter] right yeah it was like a little yeah yeah yeah you had to fight through it but then you loved it yeah yeah yeah yeah once the layer got out like when the layer melted it comes yeah at first it was like you know there's a protection there's a layer of protection plastic right and yeah it dissolves yeah right and then you get the fruit and then you really nugget the fruit yeah yeah the fruit of your labor yeah speaking of fruit and nuggets um god isn't it unbelievable that chewy's gone yeah that was sad yeah we dude you really you really made a hard left right now and you're gonna make it emotional that's that i don't know how he did that i know you know how he was this very sweet man yeah yeah he was very nice to my son and i remember him riding around on uh you know his his wheelchair he would always like we did that tour together the comics of chelsea lately and uh and he was the the emcee of that show and and my son was just a little kid he was like i can't remember he was like this tall and and he that was so big to him for joe to sit on his lap and ride you know what i mean because i understand where he's coming from like yo i'm handicapped and but there's one thing i can do joe get over here and he was so like get on come on get on and it was really cute and he'd always ride joe around and my son loved it so man that was sad that was sad to see him go like that like i don't like dwarf porn i'm gonna go no i don't know but just sit down for a second i generally don't like it you know like you know sometimes i don't watch porn anymore but yeah you know before you know they would suggest you know yeah because of what i've been watching you know what i mean what have you been watching i don't know but it would like give me like weird suggestions you know what i mean like you know albino dwarf porn or whatever right yeah and i'd be like no you know don't like it but the one time was that a big ipad yeah yeah where i thought we were complimenting we are [Laughter] i hate it right yeah but i saw you know chewie used to do that yep so i looked it up i found it okay i found a porn that chewy was in and i saw the whole thing okay that's how much i rest in peace [Laughter] rest in peace here's the whole thing because i like the guys so [ __ ] much like i don't like it right but i love the guy so much yeah i'm going to watch from before and really understand the story yeah yeah the story was great story was great yeah he was a pool like a dwarf mexican pool boy uh-huh you know what i mean or pizza guy i don't remember but yeah well you didn't watch it yes you did but no i i honestly thought was it a pool guy with a pizza he was the nicest guy you know you could be around he's just um you know the first time i met him he would just sat right next to me are you doing dude yeah you know what i mean and just the nicest guy and you know when did he pass last year was it last year 2020 i think 2019 right yeah we were in um we were in hawaii when we found out yeah this 2020 babe yeah what do you think of it it's it's a funny one it's a cute one guys yeah 20 20. super cute i'm not gonna lie man i love it i know you were telling me outside i really really love it i've never uh i've never understood how valuable time was until now to actually see my son in front of my eyes grow is just like wow like i can't i can't explain it you know being on the road and missing all the [ __ ] that i missed and and taking time for granted like oh that i'll see him next week not understanding how important this week was you know and all the uh yeah it's a lot you know what how are you dealing with him having to go to school at home i hate it i hate it that's why he's doing bad and i don't care is he still allowed to hang out with friends yeah he can hang out oh god our poor teenager you know we have a teenager and um we have a teenager in the house yeah and we had a kid for 17 years and no one [ __ ] knew no you know you know i had a kid right be real are you [ __ ] with me right now no i thought you were joking yeah yeah i've had a kid you're kidding right he said when you guys met in vegas no bobby look at my [ __ ] face i've always had a daughter juliana yeah you're [ __ ] with me no no i've always had a daughter it's not kalila's it wasn't the mother she's like the stepmother no i know that but i didn't know you had a dog no i have a daughter and she was with um my one of my ex ex except girlfriends also filipino also filipina and she um she raised you know my daughter juliana for about 14 years and now but then juliana lives with me now wow bro yeah you want to call her upstairs yeah she bring her down her no because why not cause she because then she has to wear the mask and probably sleeping yes school right so she sleeps during you know i mean no no i'm with you on that yeah my son that's what he's doing right now too and uh i can't you you never uh honestly no are you [ __ ] you're bobby i had no idea you don't know that i had a daughter no you've met her before bobby no i have not he hasn't i've never met your daughter you must have and i just met your brother two years ago but i know i had a brother but i always knew you had a brother yeah yeah you always knew i had a brother but you never knew i had a dog i never i never knew you had a dog you know why you didn't never know how i had a daughter because you didn't tell me i'm not your friend i don't i don't have one i apologize i'm so sorry i just he looked at me and i had to like go with it there is a teenager here though we have a teenager but it's my niece from the philippines feels so good dude [ __ ] you and your corona tequila of a commercial number one with my mom being [ __ ] you i got you uh yeah what you gonna do bro fro oh that really sucks what because i really believed you i know i don't have a dog and guess what what happens now what trust is gone no what happens now i don't trust you no you don't know what happens now is you you ride your bike because he rode his bike here how do i write it right right like a rickshaw go ahead right and uh you're gonna go i was bamboozled wow yeah you were bamboo why do you hate filipinos so much i love them that's a good question no you should really i [ __ ] love them is it because you have like um like a deep like jealousy no filipinos because we're very there was a guy named eric sarmianto there it is there it is here's the core there's the core okay so here's the evil so when i was in the fifth grade so i lived in minnesota up until like my fourth grade year right then we moved to san diego and my cousin andy grew up here my cousin andy was kind of popular and i was like and i'd i'd never been around any other because i lived in minnesota i've never been around any ethnicities really so i remember i went to painted rock elementary school in the fifth grade and they had i never played baseball before so we played baseball right and um i hit the ball right and i'm running to the base because i know the rules yeah yeah yeah and i as i went from the second and the third base eric samanthio just punches me in the stomach what the yeah and i fall over and i start crying and him and his friends go you know it was out of nowhere you never had beef before no i didn't even know him i had to ask him who who to do one to punch me stomach what's his name and andy was like that's eric's army but how did you even like he's philippians filipino no later i found out that he was because i would ask questions so what's this guy about right and he always hated you i think later we became friends right but then and then there's this other guy named aaron rodgers that's not a good name i know it's not but he was filipino yeah so aaron rodgers who then he was a comparable green bay pack no that was a guy no no no no no i'm not you think i'm lying aaron rodgers i believe you yeah listen i always believe your stories and he used to play drums and he was super talented and all the women loved him all the women in town in penisquitus and poway right yeah they all went that kid how do i date him and he was a christian right and he i was friends with them and he was a christian and i remember always like he he he if he got a pimple on his face he would try to pray it away dear lord please and i'd be sitting there going god doesn't do that is this aaron rodgers yeah wash your face yeah why don't you wash your face god does not go you know i mean wash your face for you yeah and you'd go please and so he and he never hooked up with any of these girls because of jesus jesus right jesus and that made me mad too because i i always wanted the women but nobody [ __ ] filipinos are you hanging out with right is aaron rodgers filipino yeah he is yeah he was like uh he's half like me yeah he was dad yeah yeah yeah yeah roger yeah yeah yeah rogers yeah and so in my head i was like you know i don't know maybe those two experiences right gave me a storyline but the honest truth is is that i devoutly identify more with being filipino than korean whoa it's true yeah when he went to the philippines it was like reunited with the motherland yeah that's beautiful because we did a talent show there you know one day i just we just woke up and we go let's do a talent show we hosted a random talent show in like the province in the province so everyone showed up and they killed it huh not only killed it it was the funniest the comedy in it was the funniest and i i have never laughed harder in my life that's awesome and i realized that this is i identify with this culture and these people more than being korean koreans are very like you know um even their music is like i'm not into it you know i like some of their 70s stuff but like and when i went to korea i didn't feel you know a part of or i felt or a connection to anybody there you know so wow that's crazy and that's why i date i'm filipino that is the one thing about the philippines though like the feeling of warmth you get from everybody yeah is just is the best on earth like there isn't a warmer more hospitable more fun and just like down for anything yeah these are talented people oh 100 yeah would you take everything away from somebody you can only be creative yeah you know right like look at black people and what they've done it's [ __ ] crazy it's crazy to look at a record player and go let's make it an instrument because we can't afford instruments right it's incredible poverty will make you be so creative yeah and and to see like the filipinos what they've done it's it's you know i lived there i lived there for six years you know i mean from five to 11 right and um it was like literally it is the most memorable time of my life like i remember everything about the philippines because i was the most happiest in the philippines yeah people brought like just running barefoot everywhere buying buying the barbecue sticks and drinking soda out of a plastic bag with absolutely no worries on my mind back then true like and i remember they would have like the different signals for each typhoon how strong it would be and if it was signal number three then you had you had to stay home but we would wait for the flood to come up and then go play and play in the flood so we're the same well you used to fight enough play in the flood water why would you play in the floodwaters because when you're poor you just go to and go to the pool that's true i used to do that too no i do they they are that's why i did in his elements on netflix that's why that that special i had to go to the philippines i was like i have to do this because when i was coming up you know in in in comedy like who was my inspiration you know i i had no one there was no filipinos representing us i remember when i found out that uh rob schneider's filipino i was in the movie theater and and one of the lines was raspberry bubinka and that's how i found out that rob schneider was cause he doesn't he has blue eyes he's very fair-skinned i didn't know he was half asian i really didn't yeah and then when he said raspberry babinka i go holy [ __ ] there's a filipino on the big screen yeah like i can do it yeah in comedy there wasn't even when i started i think you were the only one that i knew there was another guy i forgot his name yeah rex navarro bobby bobby let me let me rephrase that because when i met you i that's when i found out that because i don't want your audience to think when you met me because when you met me we were both open-minded well you were kind of a little tier higher because you're already in the comedy store like mitzi loved you i was a doorman i know but what i'm saying is i was a [ __ ] dolphin tour guide that's right at the mirage hotel that's right that's right so like so when you said you knew me i don't want your audience to think oh joe coy was an inspiration he was already doing things no i was shoveling [ __ ] at the dolphin i know i remember that and when i went to so just imagine that like i i had hair i had hair you had like fluffy hair yeah when i met you oh and i i love stand up so much but like my inspirations were eddie murphy uh dennis wolfberg uh brian regan you know like like all of uh comic relief like i remember watching that and just like holy [ __ ] like this is stand-up like i didn't have a stand-up comedy club to go to yeah he did so when i finally got into the san diego or la jolla comedy store and then i see this this guy with down syndrome walk upstairs i can do it i can do it like down syndrome and he's asian like who is this yeah we clicked right away though huh we clicked right away right away we clicked yeah yeah he didn't have what i'm saying is if you would have seen what he looked like his act was very it was weird you seen his old stuff i have seen old dish though when he used to walk up like this with his big hair yeah his hair yeah he would [ __ ] he would rat it he would rat it i would rather yeah i remember you didn't know that no oh bro he would rat his hair he would rat his hair he'd rat it to like it would like be all like [ __ ] massive and then his he'd always wear like [ __ ] up short sleeve shirts yeah like his jeans and and then he like yeah or i would want bobby lee and he'd walk up like this i'd also wear overalls like denim overalls no shirt cowboy hat and then the kawaii boots over the pants and i would just walk around in society like that yeah like i was that kind of eccentric i guess yeah yeah because i was like i didn't know how to stand up i thought you know being i thought being myself was wasn't enough almost to make a name or whatever but when i realized later in life it's just the closer i am to myself the better it is yeah but back then i was trying to find an image or something yeah because i saw like hooks work you know i mean like i remember like you would see a guy with no arms go up on stage and people he would make fun of his arms and that was his hook yeah really yeah yeah so i was like i want a hook you know i want to be nubs or whatever you know i mean but when you first started stand up like you you right away went into like a character or did you try stand up no i went right away i i like i would because my hair was long anyway so were you that guy off the before stand up i was always bobby lee i was a little weird yeah i've always been a little weird i would hang out in book shops but never read the books you know i mean like i remember one time i was um ellen ginsberg was at a book shop who's ellen ginsberg he's a poet oh alan ginsberg yeah oop boy that made you look stupid huh i'm sorry that made me laugh because you you delivered it in such a way like like oh he's a poet you guys obviously don't read and then she was like you mean and then you looked [Music] dumb am i right he delivered it like i'm sorry dum-dums i didn't know i was talking to people that don't read he is a poet and then she's like oh you mean yeah and you were like you're laughing let me make sure that we have it you're laughing way too hard friend you're laughing way too hard before you say it it hurts me okay why do you do that so anyway why do you always treat him the worst like always every time i'm on this show hey the worst he's such a nice guy yeah he is very nice so anyway i used to hang on bookstore sorry about the allen yeah yeah and mr mr ginsberg um this guy dennis owned a book book store and um he goes ginsburg is here come hang out and i and i used to hang out and we wish to talk and stuff and drink coffee you talked to him oh yeah he wrote me a letter wow why isn't that hanging in here i lost it oh my god that's alan ginsberg in one of my yeah i might be able to find it though but yeah he really should find that he wrote me a little letter you know that's cool because he thought he found me to be um weird bro i was just about to say and in my head i go don't walk on him yeah let him let him deliver this because i cause i you know at the time obviously couldn't get girls had no money but i also would like i liked the local music and i would go to art shows and you know i was like kind of like floofy in that way yeah and then i would just hang out at bookstores and play chess with people were you funny though like i was a funny guy right yeah i was funny but it's like it was emo it was kind of emo yeah yeah i could see that yeah there was a point where i grew my hair down to my ass wow you know i mean i gained weight and i was kind of that guy for a while and uh i was just trying to find my uh way and then um when the band kicked me out of the band um lacks in superb i you're really in a band oh it's online you can see it i gotta watch this yeah actually i'm gonna post this yeah if you put on laxton's superb i love it you can see me play keyboards in a band wow that's right you do play the piano yeah yeah so i play keyboards and then they kick me out of the band and then i was walking down the street on um gerard right by the comedy store and i got a job there really yeah but were were you a fan of stand-up before that yeah because i used to work with this girl named rebecca druskin at a coffee shop and her boyfriend at the time was michael carano i don't know if you know michael michael carano yeah but he works for the improv you know mm-hmm but carano used to manage the improv in pacific beach with dave becky in the late 80s okay so i was working with the replica dress skin so chrono after the shifts because we were open until two in the morning on my coffee shop he would come here to come and then sometimes you'd go hey kid corona would say um you want to meet bobcat goldway or brian regan so one time he took me to brian regan and brian regan um took we went to eat after his thursday night show right and i ate with him and i couldn't [ __ ] believe it and it's so funny because uh a couple years ago when i was at the denver comedy works brian regan came to hang out which really just made my heart yeah flutter you know i mean yeah he's so [ __ ] good who brian regan oh my god yeah when you said his name earlier i was just like i love him he's one of the best but anyway that's how it all happened you know so i did my comedy in that way too but then like eventually i just became more me hey guys we're gonna take a break to share this brand new sponsor lucy lucy nicotine guys i am down to one cigarette a day how how not self-discipline i've been using this product right here lucy the two favorite things i love in the whole world right is [ __ ] scientists especially from caltech because at the top of the game of course so these this is founded by caltech scientists my second favorite word of a group of people is former smokers because they're getting healthier lucy nicotine is a company founded by caltech scientists and former smokers looking for a better and cleaner nicotine alternative this stuff is so good it's like regular gum but tobacco alternatives that don't suck yeah this does not suck this is the best nicotine gum i've 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because i would always go how scary is that yeah very by the way it's so scary i want everyone to know that it's very scary yeah it was scary and then when i started doing it i wasn't good but i remember like getting why they do it i remember going this is the biggest adrenaline rush 100 i've ever had in the beginning especially you're like i can't believe i just did that yeah right and you could you you try to catch your breath yeah afterwards and you'd walk around and it and it's almost as if you could see life in age yeah man yeah yeah i like i was reborn that's the best description i was reborn it is like orgasmic yeah it really is like getting off stage and like i can't even describe the feeling because there's so many feelings that you're going through and emotions just that fear remember really feeling and hearing your heart yeah i would literally hear and feel my heart i remember at the comedy store i was gonna go up on potluck night potluck night yeah right because i can't remember what year this was 1997 and uh and i'm just sitting there what what's the guy's name uh bald guy that hosted all the time don barros don barris yeah right okay so everyone's going up that night what the [ __ ] like it's chris rock it's [ __ ] all these people all these [ __ ] people just walking up i'm shoveling [ __ ] at the dolphin habitat right yeah and i remember putting my name on the list and i think someone like a comic kind of put in a word for me to move me up you know so that they could see me and arie spirit says what year is this man was it 2000 like don't quote me on the year because arie spears was on stage yeah right must have been way before 2000. was it because he was banned from the club for life wow so then it was like 90 something there maybe yeah all right so then it's 90 something all i know is i flew in a friend of mine drove me to the thing she came with me she sat next to me the whole time and aries is up there destroying yeah very like very funny guy [ __ ] and this is before mad tv by the way yeah [ __ ] i i couldn't believe what i was witnessing yeah i was like what the [ __ ] he's doing these impersonations and [ __ ] and just like the the applause breaks were on top of each other and literally my heart like i could hear it everything's in slow motion my mouth is like stuck and dawn goes you're up next i don't hate it oh my god yeah he goes all right you ready yeah you got that look you ready and uh and i go i can't i can't go up wow yeah i go i can't go up man and then the girl that i was with she's like what are you talking about like she was she was mad you know because it was a whole day it you know that's back when l.a took two hours just to get anywhere yeah and i was like i just can't do it and then he says to me he goes if you don't go up now you'll never go up again but he didn't mean it as in like i'm banning him from the room he goes tonight emotionally um he goes emotionally he goes don't do that man yeah he was really thinking about what you're saying because if you if you don't go up now you it'll be even harder the next time he goes just go up it was really nice what don was saying to me yeah i go all right i'll think about and then i go okay i'll do it i'll do it and i sat back down and aries is still crushing and then i walk to i go i can't man i can't like i was literally gonna i was gonna hyperventilate man yeah the room was packed like you know yeah that room when it's on fire it's on [ __ ] fire bro there's no other room like it and uh and i remember going home so mad at myself you didn't go up no because of fear yeah wow and i remember like i've done that so defeated i've done that before yeah where i was like i can't do it there's no possible way i can yeah you know i remember um jamie put me up try to put me up in front of like all these [ __ ] beasts yeah and i was young yeah and i just said i'm not doing that but then later in life you figure out that you can do it yeah that's also a that growth yo that's very a lot of growth yeah where you go i just followed you know like the that now yeah before the pandemic i remember i had there was a lineup with rogan it was a bunch of people and i i normally if i was after rogan like maybe 15 20 years ago i would have canceled but i remember like going okay yeah um i'm fine of course yeah yeah but i mean i know but 20 years ago i remember going okay oh yeah i have stomach problems you know like like feet like fear isn't it crazy your own perception of yourself the first time before i knew bobby it was an oscar weekend and chris rock was going up and um i already know which one you're talking about was it the one where uh chris was hosting the oscars he was hosting that weekend it was oh that was a crazy week in comedy yeah because robin was walking around going up too oh yeah yeah yeah i remember that so i went to the comedy store that weekend yeah and you were in the same lineup and you followed him and i was in tears yeah i i you were the best one that night and i remember thinking my friends and i thinking well i just got chills like that was bobby lee yeah from mad tv he like annihilated and now look i sincerely i've sincerely felt that i've told you this take it baby bro that's dope i don't know you're already comfortable can i connect uncomfortable right now uncomfortable why i'm kidding stop you're a beast um man that's crazy because that that was a very special week in comedy because did you follow robin too no but i remember him walking around and saying hi and you go hi hi and then just he's not good socially did you ever talk to him he i i have the same story as you yeah yeah i was like i can't talk to him they were making their rounds you remember him robin and chris were making rounds on oscar week yeah and it's me sully mccullough upstairs absolutely we're upstairs at the laugh factory it's like a thursday and we're just talking and like suli's facing the the stairs coming up and and you just see his you just see his head kind of like like that and i'm like what and he goes it's robin yeah and i'm like are you [ __ ] kidding me yeah yeah and he's like hey how are you yeah yeah yeah hey um how are you guys and i'm like what's up robin and i go uh do you want to go up he goes oh um you know the lady up front said that you guys are uh there's too many comics i'm like what who said that said that like who the fired fire her i know and then i go i go you will take my spot sir i go and first of all i don't know who the [ __ ] said that to you yeah you can walk up anywhere so anywhere in the plane and i go i go please and then suli said the same thing um yeah take my spot too yeah you're gonna get that yeah and then we watched that man go up [ __ ] amazing amazing didn't have a set you know i mean he was practicing because he was introducing like best animation but he said he was going to do a set he wanted to do five minutes before and he's running his he was running it and then and then he came upstairs we hugged he was talking and his car got towed because you know those [ __ ] street signs are so good that's how long it's been since he's been at the [ __ ] lap he doesn't know that it's it's different on sunset now yeah and he goes oh but it said that it's available but read it you know what's mind-blowing is we don't want to tell you this part and i i don't hate this okay because it's really special right um you sucked his dick i sucked it it tastes like korean kids um no uh so he said he was coming back he's gonna come back and this is when i i always say this i go there's there's levels of fame right there's famous and then there's there's jesus christ yeah you know what i mean yeah yeah and i'm not even trying to be funny yeah you know i mean like and that's what robin was yeah he's jesus christ he talks to multiple generations and then and then some right so i'm at the laugh factory it's the weekend right and i'm hosting right and i'm like [ __ ] is robin coming back it's like sag it it's i i can't remember who's on the show but all of a sudden chris [ __ ] rock walks in right and of course you don't give an introduction because this crowd has no idea what the [ __ ] is about to happen it's going to be complete destruction right ladies and gentlemen chris rock this is when you know the levels of fame there's famous and then there's jesus christ i go chris rock the crowd will not shut the [ __ ] up for like five minutes just screaming people like toppling over they can't believe it standing ovation won't sit down this is chris [ __ ] rot this is and i want you guys to google the when he hosted because i don't know what year that was but this was chris [ __ ] rock this is you know he's on everything and um anyways that happens right and then i'm hosting and i'm like i can't believe it uh now i put someone else on stage i can't remember who it was and then all of a sudden robin's here oh my god i'm like i'm like am i hosting this [ __ ] oh what a night yeah old one a night right but here's here's bob saget by the way i say this all the time but bob saget pops up and he's like hey i'm gonna bring up uh i'm gonna bring up robin and i'm like bob come on man i'm like please let me bring up robin he's like no we kind of have this thing and uh i'm going to bring my [ __ ] yeah so bob brings him up right yeah even though i was a host bob i love bob by the way he brings up uh robin bobby it's pandemonium i i can't even explain to you what happened man it was it was [ __ ] insane like what chris had was amazing but this [ __ ] i'm literally camera phones running up to the stage taking pictures of them and then robbing going i got a camera too [ __ ] camera let's go and then you start saying and everyone's laughing at that and people running you know the stairs on the side running down the stairs yeah they gave they didn't even want to see them perform yeah they just wanted to touch jesus yeah yeah yeah and man i i'm telling you dude it was holy [ __ ] dude that that guy wow it was just and then and this is how beautiful he was bob uh bobby he uh i when he when he got off and said good night and you know how you i have to walk past him and close the show out and i go i really wanted to bring you up i go i go i love you so much but i it sucked that i didn't get to bring you up and he goes oh bring me up again yo come on bring me up again we'll [ __ ] around on stage wow wow and i and i go ladies and gentlemen again and then for like two minutes we were just [ __ ] around on stage oh wow it was man it was my everything man that was that was that was my oscar moment do you can i say it in my thing or now or not yes because you were that was long but um i gotta go so i know but i'm just saying that i got peace that was pretty long but um look i don't care i know you know but um but are you like me where um you know when you see somebody that you're a fan of because it's like you know i'm supposed to be you know a comedian too which i am right but yeah and then you're famous and then not really but not as fun as i'm not there at that level but you know um and when you're around you know those types of people because i've been in a room like where it's like i'm surrounded but you know dana carvey all these [ __ ] people right yeah and in my own head i want to be like holy [ __ ] yeah but then no but you have to also play the cool comic right so then it's just like you're you're trying to hide your excitement yeah like so you so you say stupid things like um what'd you do today why are you dealing you say some stupid thing like you know [ __ ] at the sunset man [ __ ] traffic remember when you really want to go who the [ __ ] right right yeah yeah why do you do why do i do that who who's you say it to every every time i'm around like you know when i was at sebastian's house and even someone like bill burr right i'll like you know try to be cool when i want to go [ __ ] your last special was so you know i mean but normally i'm just like what's your kid's name mine right mine was eddie murphy wait wait mine was because i when i was 15 i took my mom's credit card and bought tickets to see eddie yeah at the coliseum i saw raw live wow yeah and uh and we're at the coffee bean yeah and uh and i see him everybody's in the coffee bean and i'm like i walk up to him yeah yeah that's why i said at the beginning of the show you do you know how hard it is to give a compliment yeah extremely hard yeah yeah it's a lot of energy it's a lot of passion it's a lot of fear you don't want to meet your hero yeah so when someone gives you a compliment take it right because that's energy it's good energy so i walked up to him and just like you right the worst don't even know what to [ __ ] say i look down and go i go uh mr murphy he goes hey what's up man i go uh my name is jokoya i'm a comedian this this is like eight years ago or nine years ago i'm a comedian wait wait raw was 25 years ago yeah okay and i was also 15. oh yeah oh yeah yeah the [ __ ] point was that what happened five years what happened nine years ago oh you ran into that oh so what you're saying you saw i thought you meant that you saw raw and that same night you ran into eddie murphy no so you saw raw back just to finish let me finish so you saw raw and then many years later you ran into uh um eddie murphy at the coffee bean yeah yeah yeah yeah what's the story this start over i i'm on board i'm i'm not i need to be on board so let me ask you something on board so you sold it anyways you saw the raw i saw him yeah and i walked up to him heart pounding i was so nervous i go i'm comedian you're the reason why i just stand up yeah and then he's like oh wow man and then oh he asked me what's your name i go jokoy and then he goes oh yeah wait this was a long time actually this is a long time ago this is like 12 13 years ago he goes oh yeah i go yeah and then he uh he goes all right and it's just this awkward look ugh go i i went to raw when i was 15. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and then uncomfortable okay yeah bye bye [ __ ] worst yeah [ __ ] worst [ __ ] i could possibly i have an eddie murphy story oh nice so paulie goes paulie my brother and i were at the comedy store and i must have been i don't know if i had mad at the time it was before that yeah i was still scared of people right but i knew paulie yeah did cedric's performing you got to watch him i know i didn't know who cedric the entertainer was so i said my brother and i and polly sit in a booth eddie murphy well first of all i have to pee too uh-huh like real bad uh-huh you know what i mean and i remember eddie murphy and charlie murphy was packed they sat at the end of our [ __ ] table yeah so you had eddie murphy wait you didn't know who charlotte the entertainer was at the time i didn't you're kidding me this is that long ago late 90s right they said at the end of the table right and my brother and i could we couldn't really even watch that because we we both went oh [ __ ] you know what i mean we eddie sat at your booth yes at the end of it and charlie was on the other end i didn't know charlie at the time but he looked like eddie and i thought maybe they were mk is important too but my brother and i both i could see our buddies go holy [ __ ] are they and they came to watch sad you had to watch cedric that's great we don't and i had to pee and i remember and they wouldn't move i sat there for like 30 minutes right p just dripping out of my dick because you can't go excuse me eddie murphy i've got please you should have done that no no right so you and you there's no way to go underneath it yeah so i just remember going oh [ __ ] uh uncomfortable you know what i mean it was like so like i had to pee but then also it was just like a [ __ ] crazy you know yeah yeah he's amazing eddie's cedric are you kidding me cedric's amazing dude he believe you don't know who he shut up he was huge back then but now joe you're getting to the point in your career where you're now at that almost at that level of i am there yeah yeah how does that feel it's [ __ ] beautiful [Laughter] because i honestly like i'll watch like the kind of stadiums that you sell out you know no don't go because [ __ ] yeah you'll always be my [ __ ] don't talk to me like that wow i love you i love you and i'm so happy for you i love you too you're right i'm kidding i'm sorry if i call you [ __ ] but um you know i see you know you're doing stadiums now yeah right and radio city mahal music yeah music hall right um at the cute forum la forum right uh-huh and yeah and i go and i think twice twice in a row yeah yeah yeah and i think to myself oh my god and i think to myself he's now there you know how does that feel it's it's cool it is i love it yeah or do you still are used the same guy oh of course we all are right i know but do you still have the same fears and all because in my mind i'm like you know when you get to that place like i you know i can sell out a comedy club all the shows in a in a comedy club right i don't know what it's like to sell out a [ __ ] stadium you know when you're backstage are you do you feel the same way backstage as you would be at a club well no because the club like like selling out a club and selling out an arena is completely i know the numbers are different no i'm not saying that bobby because when you do a when you do this guy no i'm not trying to say what i'm trying to say is when you take on a club the club is owns everything right so you know you negotiate a deal door and and that kind of [ __ ] yeah right yeah i mean you don't have to worry about overhead i'm in the business so i know i know what i'm trying to say is overhead staff is all comes with the club right so the risk isn't as high so i walk in more relieved whereas the forum the minute i say i'm playing the forum i'm already in the negative a million do you get it right yeah i'm in the negative the minute i announce ladies and gentlemen i'm going to play the forum i just told everyone i'm minus one million dollars right so now that fear is involved so now i have to sell it out right that's the only fear that i have but then but then you don't look at it like that because when you go on an arena tour you you you literally take on all risk light stage sound background yeah everything because i remember sebastian going you know hey someone's making an espresso what is that what is that is that going to blow up oh there we go there we go okay so let's do an unhelpful advice hey by the way joe before we continue i i honestly since we've been doing it in this building i i haven't had this much fun we've had great people in here no we've had spade i'll punch i loved spade but it's like you that was a lot of fun thank you so much for doing oh thank you i needed it too because i've been doing so much i did i've been doing so i just did theos and [ __ ] toms and i've done nine podcasts last week and i'm [ __ ] burnt as [ __ ] yeah and i didn't even know what to [ __ ] talk about but it just became so easy and um fun and combative and um i really i'm grateful that you came in okay can you say it one more time without the shitty look at the end no i i i know you're sincere i'm being sincere i try to do it i try to do it but my face went i know because it hurts no it hurts it hurts to say it it hurts to say it hurts that you say like like you love me like you love me like a brother so at the end of our show as you know because you've been a guest before we do an unhealthy unhelpful advice people email us stuff and then they they want our help oh nice and so you can help them or not go ahead okay unhelpful advice with bobby kelly and joel coy hey tiger belly uh anyway my question is like i said i'm 36 i'm male and i'm single i was in a long-term relationship up until about a year ago not married since then i've come down with a wicked case of peyronie's disease basically what it is the shaft of my penis is full of scar tissue it has made the length of my peanuts much shorter and in the middle it looks like an hourglass it's pinched in like it has a little belt on pulled way too tight it's a real bummer to look at but on top of that it's painful to get an erection i always did okay with women but now i'm scared to death to show this forsaken thing to anyone do i accept that i'm forever alone or take this guy out for a night out on the town and see how hilarious women think it is i joke but it really is uh i'm self-conscious and it hurts me and my confidence is quite down a bit any help appreciated love sean from tennessee oh that must be also really painful if you have scar tissue it's peyronie's disease baby see the penis um no they don't have they have more medical oh here here you go there's one you have an image of it yeah see the middle one here i'll show you joe yeah focusing on oh i got scared by it oh it just does a little like a knott's berry farm it's like a hook like he's hooked from uh yeah it's like peter pan yeah that's cool that one looks a little bit uh different than or it's like a little bit more it's like a question mark yeah it's like like like you want to that kind of that might actually feel better yeah depending it's gonna hit yeah okay right you can bend the finger you know sometimes i i had a girl go you know when you in the canal bend it and then tap the you know main thing and then lick that [ __ ] you know what i mean exactly where it is yeah so the the the g-spot is like this right so maybe it's behind number one you should try it but he's in pain yeah that's scar tissue when he gets an erection he's in pain yeah well here's here's the you can lie like for instance you know you can hide the pain you can't you know the hook is one thing you can say i have a hook but when you're making love right you can go out right and then she can be like what's the matter you can go scar tissue just like you have scar tissue anywhere on your body it hurts it's like a very like bulky kind of um um okay yeah i thought it hurt because it was curved and like you can't it probably pulls on the skin so it's very tight like it imagine being like an overstuffed sausage yeah can you research why he got this i think it's just you know exercise maybe i mean you could tell that would be painful to even try oh man yeah yeah yeah see that's what you should have showed yeah that's what you should have shown yeah that hurts what hurts to look at what yeah man don't take that on the on the town yeah yeah i feel bad man you got a doctor you need a doctor yeah but also i think that if a woman likes you she'd be willing to get adventurous without the penis yeah that's very women aren't you are right about that right women aren't like that i mean there are women people fall in love men women fall in love mentally yeah like if you ate a really good [ __ ] i'd be fine for the rest of my life yeah like my dick isn't a fresh product no it's not in fact you [ __ ] your pants last night i have a picture do you want to see joe that wasn't okay you could not watch it you could show them you could show them why did you [ __ ] your pizza was something you ate but even if it's something you ate why did you physically [ __ ] yourself no it's just skitties what a what a what [Laughter] all right i can't believe you my bad hey how old are you hey sir how old are you my bad um don't buy white underwear okay can i say this by black it's a challenge for you keeping white clean hard to do i've said this before and i'll say it again i have what my dad has and first of all what does that mean oh careful don't drop it oh [Music] this is my dad's ashes that's beautiful yeah i have i have what my dad has and we both have and i'm proud to say it we both have anal leakage it's a weird commercial what is happening what the [ __ ] okay i don't think i'm selling i don't know whether the laughs cause i'm looking at your dad right it's a pcs yeah when you're you know don't be ashamed all right it's hereditary you and your family members could both have a no leakage it's always fun to hack your underwear yeah i have it i have anal leakage i mean i'm proud to say it and i'm i'm not ashamed of it anymore and you know i'm coming out with it you know it's it's it's constantly like moist and dripping from there and i apologize if my poor underwear you know me undies what a great product well yesterday i'll show you the video afterwards he was walking around in his undies and i was like what is that oh so he didn't like come here and i was like come here turn around and then and then he went i was like i think he got some railroad you know i think you got some track marks there but that's how i know see what's [ __ ] about in the internet that's why i know she loves me oh yeah right mm-hmm well if you were my roommate you would have left oh i would have left along yeah yeah um yeah she's loved you since the beginning yeah she loves me even before the uh the [ __ ] yeah yeah in the ass yeah wait before we go i knew she loved you when i saw the instagram post years ago when you guys were like on the road together and you were both half naked and she was balancing oh no you were balancing on her feet oh that's right yeah yeah yeah and i i threw up in the mouth yeah and then i liked the picture yeah yeah yeah can we help hook dick no there's i i don't have anything for that yeah so what would you do i i would seek medical attention like there's got to be something physically mr quite as your physician i have to tell you that there is no um medical remedy for your condition i mean you're it's going to stay hooked and you are going to it's going to be if you get an erection it'll be very painful we can give you medication so what would you say after that yeah i also think that if he were to just openly talk about it and make fun of himself and yeah like i don't know i think he'd be fine yeah dress up in a pirate outfit and the girl would be like you don't really have a hook you're like hold on yeah or he could dress in green right with a funny green hat pull his penis out in front of a girl and who are you supposed to be and you can go i'm the riddler that was a stretch that was a very it's a question it's a question it's a question mark i'm the riddler the riddler yeah yeah yeah yeah got it or i'm jim carrey the riddler yeah yeah yeah yeah like he does he didn't even just say jim carrey right yeah or you could go you know or here's the thing yes you can make your whole house look like a dolly painting a what a dolly painting you know everything's melting yeah i mean and so then when you pull your penis it's not as like you know like a dolly penis yeah a dolly penis a dolly peter yeah yeah yeah i don't know i'm just throwing out suggestions yeah those these are all great suggestions yeah if you're listening but you know what dude my prayers are for you my friend from tennessee and i feel very bad for you yeah and um you know i feel bad for my own self because um you know i have a friend i have some friends that i've never done their podcast but they've done mine a couple times but you know but anyway it's really good to see you thanks for coming oh you're talking about me no i think he was gas lighting yeah that was a gas light yeah and that's how you wrap it i know and that's why yeah i'm a professional that's a callback yeah yeah yeah i wrapped it around but joe you have anything to plug um no it's 20 20 babe i know what let me ask you something when do you think this is going to be over man i'm i'm praying i'm praying early 2021 i'm praying for 2021. right now everyone's saying the end of 2021. yeah but i hope 2020 i hope early 2021 because it's my son's senior year i want him to walk i want him to do all the things that can only happen once in a lifetime mm-hmm and then you're gonna vote you're gonna vote right yeah man okay good voting that those kind of questions uh are personal i know i'm just saying i'm not saying i'm not asking you who you're voting for yeah i have an idea but i think i think everyone should uh but i i think everyone needs a sense of time and i think you know what yeah regardless of who you want to vote for vote yeah i think that's the most important method it is your responsibility responsibility to do it mm-hmm give joe coy ranville plaza but that was wonderful thank you so [ __ ] much dude thank you so much amazing love you honestly dude hey guys we have a special shout out i have a shout out to my buddy calvin from my other buddy personal friend of mine manny fig god bless you that's his brother as his brother god bless you and take care calvin um shout out for me also and also from gilbert uh thanks to everyone over at tiger belly patreon we have a new vlog coming out soon as well we also need to shout out iju the strange beast we'll do right now with the livestream with with your 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Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 300,015

Rating: 4.839756 out of 5

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, podcast, khalyla, tgrbly, all things comedy, mad tv, stand up, tpw, tkats, tfatk, off the record, bad friends, comedy podcast, Bobby lee andrew santino, comedy, 2 bears 1 cave, 2 bears 1 cave bobby lee, Bobby Lee 4, This Past Weekend, w/ Theo Von #297, theo von, your mom's house, tom segura, h3 podcast, history hyenas, your moms house, Khalyla Kuhn (TigerBelly) on TYSO - The Balcony Series - #79, the cabin with bert kreischer

Id: YP59u-jQP1M

Length: 92min 36sec (5556 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 24 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/WasCrackinBruda]

I wish they brought out Rudy n put her acting skills to the test

[u/bolagsreform]

I was hoping for more silliness.

to sum it up: you are so great. No you are so great. Yeah but you are my inspiration. Crazy you are great man. I was so scared going in to comedy how can people do that. We got to keep fighting man. We cant give up. this person is great doh. yeah man great and this person to. yeah so awesome.

Its like YEAHH yeah yeah, the whole episode sounds like a intro to an episode.

(sorry for bad english)

[u/ainthisomeshit]

immediately playing ground war lmao

[u/krazyboi]

Wow, bobby talking about how he feels philipino is pretty interesting.

[u/eljackson]

I hope they tell Jo where his camera is.

[u/aO-208]

Ellen Ginsberg made me laugh so hard!

[u/Thegatechair]

Does anyone else find jo to be very cringe. It’s like the whole episode is a rehash of his shtick. Joking insult, I’m rich, insult, I’m famous, etc. Literally the same as every other podcast with him as a guest.

[u/Quiet_Priority7575]

What Robin were they talking about? Williams?

[u/IHaveFallenNIcantGet]

Bro, Jo was on something this episode. I don't recall him being this hyped up and serious in any other pod. Also felt like he made some really weak points that bob knew were wrong but couldn't address properly in the moment cuz jo just kept on driving the conversation with his aggressive mannerisms during the pod.

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Like say whatever about Bobby but the guy has achieved a pretty good understanding of people and their motivations as well as himself. I mean considering everything he has been through. So its kind of a shame when he doesn't get breathing room to formulate into words what he thinks because the other guy is just faster. Hence the times where he yells and blurts out whatever out of frustration.