(people laughing)
- Okay, urgh, god. - Ret and Link, when they found our dusty-ass, broke-ass company. (people laughing)
- Wow. (upbeat music) - Who arted, am I right? Hah hah, today, we are
doing something called "The Sketch Artist Challenge". Basically, I'm gonna go back there and for 30 seconds look
at a crazy character-- - Criminal. - Criminal, crazy criminal
character, alteration, and these guys are not
gonna know who that is, what it is, so then I gotta come out here and have two minutes
to describe what I saw, who I saw, their backstory, their wants, their dreams, their hopes, their fears, and then whoever gets the closest when the model is revealed,
we're gonna decide and they're gonna be the winner! Then we're gonna do it again! - Yeah. - How that's sound to everybody? - Yeah!
- I'm really excited. I'm gonna crush this, 'cause
I used to work at Pixar. - Oh, no way, you're that Courtney? - No, I'm not Courtney Miller. - I'm gonna crush this because
I've done a lot of crimes. - Oh, you're that Shayne Top? Hey, also if you guys
aren't subscribed already just go ahead and make sure you
do that before we get begun. And thank you! - You guys are the realest. - Hey, you know who is a realist? Some kind of painter whose name
I don't know, it's realism. - Let's go! - Let's go, hey, no, as the
describer I will say "Let's go." Let's go! - All right Damien, take
a look at your criminal and you got 30 seconds, and
then come out and describe him. - Did you hear what I said
before, "Who arted?" (chuckles) Whoo, who arted? - [Courtney] Stop! (Ian burbles)
Stop! = All right, 30 seconds Damien, go! - Okay, okay. - I don't have to do anything. - Got it, so I'm not gonna say
anything, all right, great. Fantastic, this, okay, yes, yes. - (laughs) Me, my first tome having sex. (all laugh) - All right, let's all right, cool, great. Okay! - Me alone in a jacuzzi.
(all laughing) - Get ready, I want you to succeed, I'm gonna do the best I can. This is a six-foot-tall
hybrid between dog and human, by which I mean it is a
human wearing a long wig that is tied from head to neck to make him sort of a Chewbacca kind of situation, but then on top of that they
have some floppy old dog ears. But wait, there's more, because
if you go into a Goodwill in their one dollar
section to buy T-shirts that were originally
found at a gas station, you would think of one that has like a, a yellow like "I love dogs" kind of shirt. And it was only worn once
by a woman named Karen and she died in that shirt,
but then it was found by this person. That's not all, they
have a little puppy tail, and on top of that they are breastfeeding two tiny pups of their own, that's right, but it's not where the
dog nipples would be, it's where human male nipples might be. - I am not following this at all. - What bree%d of dog? - Oh, what breed of dog? I would say it's closest to
like a brown, a chocolate lab. Like a chocolate lab with floppy ears. - What does the--
- is there, is it a dog face? Or human face? - It's a human face,
but here's the question, Courtney, what are they feeling? The vibe on there is
like they have a secret and that they know you know the secret, but there's nothing you can do about it, so It's very much like--
I know exactly what you mean! - Yes, it's like, "You know what this is." You know, almost like you're making fun of your teacher to their face,
but you have dirt on them, so you're like--
- I know-- - "Whatever do you mean, Mrs Commanderson? "Why would I have a problem
with this, Mrs Commanderson?" - [Courtney] Yep, you got it. - Anybody else have questions? - Hair, hair, hair color?
- Hair, it's all dark brown. Anything dog related, dark
brown, except for the shirt which is, think of a dandelion
directly in front of the Sun, that has also been dipped in yellow paint that has lemons all around it, ooh. And the dog, ooh, there's
a dog on the shirt too, so there's two dogs being breastfed by the dog--
- What? - And then there's like a
pictures of a dog ont he shirt. - Four, three--
- wow! - Two, one.
- Amazing. - I have zero colors. - [Woman] Put your pens down. (timer beeping) - Wow, pens down, Shayne!
- How's that? - Wow! (laughs) - Wow, actually, holy crap you guys, wow! (upbeat rock music) Bring out the model to
see who gets top barks. (dog barking) - [Contestants] Whoa! - Wow, wow, I knew that's
what you meant with the wig, but I didn't commit, dang it! - Yo, I'm Jeff Golddog, I
was born with a last name so strange I based my
whole identity around it. I was almost gonna go full dog, but I'm more of a mutt-man, mutt-man. - Mutt-man! - Woof, woof, woof, and a bark. (woman laughing) - Wow.
(all applaud) - I'm in between two right now, and I think we both know
which one we can eliminate, but I'll let you say it. - (laughs) Ian, the nose!
- Yeah. - Who does that? - Why's it to boobs?
- I gave you a doggy nose. - [Damien] No, those are two boobs. - [Jeff] No, those are two little boobs. - No, no, no, no, I'm sorry, are any of you guys dog owners? 'Cause I am, so I know what
a dog's nose looks like. - Wow. - Yes, this is my Mutt-man. Now, you know, I got hasty with the shirt, you later said "I heart dogs,"
so I just drew a dog face, so these two dogs are
suckling out of the dog eyes. They're just dangling. - He's not holding them at all,
he's like power stancing it, yeah--
- Yes, as the dogs are just holding on for dear life. - First off I'd like to point out that I was the only one to use color. As you can see here, this
is a sort of hair-ear combo. - Is it Garnet from "Steven Universe"? - It looks like a bad Dora the Explorer. (man screams) - You said they kind of had
like a smirk on their face like they were--
- Like they knew a secret. - That's why he's like, "Huh." (people laughing) - Ian, I have a question
for you about your sketch. - Yep? - What's happening with the left foot? - You see, since he's a dog-man, he was chewing on his own shoe. - Hmm.
- Classic! - And he chewed half of his shoe off so this is his foot poking through here. - I feel like I've heard
enough, but Courtney, our shining artist of Smosh. - I knew I heard "wig"
and "tied around the neck" and I could see it exactly, but I focused on the next detail with it tied around the neck, which happened to be
a bow around the neck, which you do have, which is cool, and then your little puppy tail, I think I'm the only one who had a tail, oh no, you got a tail,
where's your tail, hah, hah. - Behind him, where the tails are. - I did your little
secret face, is that, oh, oh, that's pretty good! - I'm completely between two so-- - I'm torn between two as well. - Argh! - So you probably go with the one that you don't want to go with. (woman laughs) - You would like that,
wouldn't you Mr Hecox? - 'Cause that's how it works. If you can't decide on
two, go with the other one. - Tommy, I fee, almost
because of the facial hair, which I did not describe--
(Courtney laughs) I kinda want to give
it to Shayne this time. - [Courtney] Ohh! - [Damien] What do you
think, what do you think? - Weel, as much as I do love, I'm sorry, but it's not happening,
as much as I do love Courtney's over here, there
is something just so wonderful about the dangly dogs--
- Dangle-dogs! - Although the wig is not
there, that's my head. - That's your head. - [Tommy] That's my head! - [Damien] Your tiny lifeless eyes. - Yes, thank you! - Your black, lifeless eyes? - Yes! - Then the winner is Shayne! (all applaud)
- Yay! - [Damien] All right! Thank you Tommy. - Ooh-whee, oh boy, oh my god, whoa, that's a lot, okay, okay, whoa. Yep, yep, okay, okay, holy smokes, this person has lived a
hard life, oh my goodness. Okay, okay. - Spencer. (all laugh) - Okay gang, are you
ready to begin, all right? - You know it!
- Ga-game! - Peach dress, denim
jacket, she's a blonde lady with an eye patch-- - Hold on, hold on, peach
dress, denim jacket. - Sorry, I gotta tell you the
memories before I forget then. However this peach dress
has been through a lot. This peach dress has some blood splatter, her white Keds also have blood splatter, she has a white fanny pack
on, and little cigarettes are sticking out, and then
guess where else a cigarette is, in her mouth, guess what
else is one her face. She has a scar coming down from her left-- - Oh my god.
- Her left eye, remember her left eye, the eye
patch is one her right eye, blonde hair, bangs, with
two clips on each side-- - This is bad. - One is blue, one is leopard. Her scar was just a line down her cheek and there's a little bit of blood. Also lots of blood on
that dress, don't forget. Oh boy, and she looks real defeated, she took the cigarette out of her mouth, dropped it, and like, squished it, and she just looked real disappointed. Who knows what she had in her fanny pack, other than the two cigarettes that I saw. Also, she's holding a
Magikarp in her left hand. - Oh, okay! - She holding a Magikarp in her left hand. Again, very defeated look on her face. Any questions? - What's the color of the hair? - Blonde, and bangs. - (mumbles) I have way too many pens here! I don't have any hair. - Oh my god, oh my god, Ian, I hate when you leave the caps off! You're pissing me off right now man--
- I can't do anything! I have too many pens! - Oh my go, bloody dress, bloody shoes. - What's her shirt? Is the denim jacket closed or open? - It's a dress, bloody
dress, denim jacket, my guy. - Oh, okay.
- Did you hear? - Yo, this is basically a
Shawn Mendes song right now. - Oh my god!
(woman laughing) - [Shayne] There we go. - Two cigarettes sticking out
of the frickin' fanny pack. - [Woman] Five, four-- - I don't remember if
there were any socks, I don't remembers socks. Three, two, one. - Wait, what's up? - [Woman] Time! - No, no, feet.
(all laughing) - No, no, no, no! - My hands, my hands!
- No, no! - There we go! - All right, step away, step away. I need to get a good look. (upbeat rock music) Please model, step out and
show us your true colors. - Oh sorry, wow.
- Wow! There she is, look at, wow, look at that. - Wow.
- Hey! - Hi, I'm Samanthony,
I aggressively am doing whatever I can to hold onto my youth. I've taken many lives in order to do this. The government has tried to stop me but they can't convict me
because I am a nine -year old trapped in a 32 year old's body. It's a medical condition, and I will stop at nothing to stay young. My parents can confirm it is medical, but they are not around
to answer any questions. (woman laughing) - [All] Ohh! - My goodness! - Thank you, Courtney. I drew this woman exactly. I think you'll appreciate
how this scar is indeed on that side of the face. - Oh I messed up, I put the
eye patch on the wrong side! - Don't even worry, 'cause
there's the tear here showing the sadness,
and this could be blood or freckles or both, and
you didn't even describe the freckles, wow, look at them there. And I think you'll appreciate how, when filling in the denim
jacket, I stopped at where the peach dress sleeve would have been. So, yes, cigarette, look at her, look at that, see, can you--
- She's smiling. - She is, no, that's sad--
- That's a curve. - That's a sad-- - I liked it until you
described me aa a woman. I'm a child. - Right, right, a child
trapped in the body of a woman, and I'm drawing only the
visuals, therefore the body-- - Uh-oh. - (beeps) I'm canceled! (all laughing) - As you can see here, I've
pretty much got it exactly. - You both keep saying that word, also, where's the Magikarp? - Exactly, as you can see here, none of them got the
Magikarp, except for I. (all laughing) - Gotta say I don't
even know what that is. - [Ian] I will say, that
is the best Magikarp that Ian could draw-- - Thank you.
- Even if he had a whole day to do it.
(all laugh) - Blood on the hair, blood on the face, blood on the dress, you also said she looked real beat-up,
really down on her luck so I added some dirt--
- I said defeated, and there was blood on her dress. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. I made her kind of sad 'cause you know. - It looks like Minion face,
with the patches in the middle like a Minion gone wrong. - Yeah, that's what I was going for. I'm a Minion impressionist. So as you can see here
mine is the most accurate. - All right, all right,
Shayne, your turn to explain. - All right, so I have to be fully honest. I didn't pay attention to
a single thing you said, and I actually ended
up drawing Johnny Deep from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas". (all laugh) Pretty well, I gotta say. Johnny Depp's hair, the
cigarette, the jacket, everything, yeah, this, I'm sorry, this is not this character at all, this is Johnny Deep from "Fear
and Loathing in Las Vegas". - I'll be honest, not bad, not bad. - He did an outline approach which defines Johnny Depp's hair well, but this isn't abour him, I guess, so. - Yeah, it's actually
really, like the scar with the blood and everything. - Yeah, the hands and feet are perfect. - [Courtney] And existing actually, you don't even have
any hands at all, okay. - Damien drew a woman,
and I'm not a woman. - Right, sorry. - Shayne drew a man, a
specific man, Johnny Deep. - I did. - And that's not me. - But this one feels
like it captures my youth and it feels like the inner child-- - That's what I was going for. - That I am, and it's a
better drawing than I could do because I am only nine. - Okay, Ian did draw the Magikarp
that had the most detail. So ian, you win this round, good job!. (all applaud)
(all cheer) - All right, here I go. - Choose, here, choose. - [Damien] Choose. - Oh Ian's quiet. Hey, good luck. - [Damien] Whatever happens
out there, good luck. - What?
- You don't want that. - [Courtney] No cap. - No cap.
- No cap, good luck. - What, with this--
- No, please don't. Just like-- - [Damien] Oh, should we switch, since you gotta be ont his side? - [Courtney] Kinda. - [Damien] Yeah, let's do it real fast. Because otherwise we're gonna bump butts. - Okay. - This is an embarrassingly
short individual. - Ooh my god.
(people cackling) An appearance made
shorter by his very large, sort of Snuggie-like enclosure. Not quite a sweatshirt, kind
of like wearable blanket, it is gray, blue denim pants, cuffed at the bottom
over some very tasteful brownish-reddish leather boots. You know, they're down ont heir look but they're trying to come back up. So they have chosen to drink a water out of a can that
looks like a beer can. They're not all about their health because they're also smoking a cigarette. Their hair and beard, it looks quite as if they're not sure if they really
care about their appearance, or if they really do care
about their appearance. (women laughing) It's a very friendly face, very soft. I would say that it's
probably Spencer the editor. (all laughing) - Wait, any, okay, you
said he's holding a beer? - No, it looks like beer, but it's water. - [Woman] Three, two, one, time's up. (timer beeps)
- All right, time's up. (upbeat rock music) (all cheer) - You didn't mention the loud speaker? - I forgot about the loud speaker. - You forgot the one weird detail? - Well, I was too busy thinking about the weird Snuggie thing, if it's a hoodie, or if it's a blanket. - Do you have a backstory. - They said it was me!
(all laughing) - Spencer, tell us about your life, man. - (burbles) I'm the editor of Smosh Games. - Who could it be? - I like how you described, how you really just went in on his height, the person who's the same height as me. (all laughing) You son of a-- - But it's this thing
that throws off his height 'cause it makes him look short. - Yeah, this is not flattering on height. - Courtney, would you like
to present your drawing here and explain yourself? - Yeah, so I think I did pretty good, you didn't mention his nose so I didn't draw one, I got, I don't know. I think I pretty much
nailed it on the basics. - What did you spend most of your time on, 'cause it looks like you
didn't draw that much? - I had a lot of fun with
the facial hair and eyebrows. That was really close, did you
see I used multiple colors? Multiple tones--
- I did see that. I do actually very much enjoy that. - His cuffed jeans and like, honestly, it's really simplistic, I don't know. - Damien? - Well, I at first drew a
little bit of just like a, you know, a non-smiling face but when you said he was
a very friendly individual I gave him a little bit of a (squeaks). - Oh okay.
- Just a little bit of like, you know what it is. This is not beer, it's
burr, we got the blue jeans, we got the red shoes,
we got the gray parka. - You have a lot of detail in your can. - Thank you, I spend most
of the time on the can. - You also did some black and brown. - I did black and brown together because he's got some
of that darker brown, and I can't just do that with black or the brown that was provided. I also drew him an
adequate, normal height. - Also, no mention of nose, you know? - Yep, I see that. - Shayne? - So full disclosure, I once again did not pay attention to anything you said. I instead decided to draw a
homeless alcoholic Borrower. (man laughing) Just got in my head to draw that, and it really matched
up quick with Spencer. - Wow, he's so little. - Weill, he said, you
know, very short so I mean, I would say this is probably
average human height in this diagram here,
Spencer and me are down here. Short kings.
- I agree with that. - You know if we're talking accuracy I would have to say that, you know, Shayne nailed the height so I'm gonna have to give it Shayne. - Wow! - It's supposed to be up to two, it's supposed to be up to both of you! - Give Spencer a vote! - I zoomed in, I just
zoomed in, I cropped in. - Spencer, sorry.
- She cropped in. Honestly it's really hard to choose, 'cause these are all pretty damn accurate. - Yeah, also, the way you're
essentially rubbing that paper makes me not want to give it to you. That is, okay, no. - He wrote "water" on it
so let's give it to Shayne. - All right!
- Yay! (all applaud) - [Ian] All right, Shayne, good luck. - [Shayne] All right, and holy (beeps). Oh god, dang, it, oh, what
the (beeps), oh Christ. - That's like the first time I had sex. (all laughing) - [Shayne] Okay, oh god, damn. - Rhet and Link when
they found our dusty-ass, broke-ass company.
(all laughing) - Wow, all right, all right. I will now describe to you the person who murdered my family. (all laughing)
- Oh my god! - He was a depressed scientist Owen Wilson with the roundest, largest glasses and the tiniest little mustache. He was holding a cage in his
right hand with two white mice, and he had a Post-It
note on his breast pocket with an unhappy face.
(woman giggling) He also had all of our Slushcult pins and also a American flag
pin, he had a Hawaiian shirt underneath his lab coat
with reddish flowers, I think they were maybe
lotuses or something, it was a black shirt
but with lotus flowers. He was wearing jeans
and he had slippers on. - Can you describe the nose. - Yeah, this went way too fast, I'm not-- - He had just a regular nose. - [Ian] Regular nose. - But he had that long,
blond, Owen Wilson hair. He brutally murdered my family. (people laughing) So brutally, but he was
very unhappy when I saw him. So sad, dismally oppressed, depressed. - Hands? - In his right hand he had a white cage, he was holding a cage that had
two white mice inside of it. And also this light blue thing, I think, I don't even know what it in. - [Woman] Time. (timer beeps)
- Dang it! (Ian mumbles)
(Courtney yells) - Stop that! - What?
(Courtney grunts) - God, give me this, open your mouth. I'm so pissed at you, man. - I hope this reflects in their judgment. (upbeat rock music) - [All] Hey! - [Courtney] Wow! - What are you holding in your left hand? - I wasn't holding anything. - Oh, you weren't holding anything. - You said he had a
blue thing in his hand. - [Courtney] Wow, this is awkward. - No I said he had a blue thing, there's a blue thing in the cage. - Ah! (melancholic music) - Hello, I am Dr Sam Hiddleman. I've been working on a cure
for sadness for my whole life. (woman laughs) What's funny is, I don't
think I've even gotten close. "Do a thing you love," they say. Well, I'd love to not be sad. I'm not sure science
can help me on this one. I do not know if these rats
started out happy or sad, but I can promise you
they've only gotten worse. If you know the cure for sadness, you're a better scientist that I. - [All] Aww! - When I'm not working I'm out
buying new mattress toppers trying toe find the perfect one. Still haven't found it though. (Courtney laughs)
- Oh my god. Ian, why don't you go ahead and explain what the (beeps) happened. (all laugh) - Does anything need explaining? - (laughs) Did I describe him
as a Tim Burton character? - Very large, and normal nose,
so I drew a triangle nose. 'Cause everyone knows
that's a normal nose. - [Courtney] Yeah, totally. - Blue jeans, slippers,
he's a skeleton man. - Okay, Damien. - Well, I like to call this, "The Saddest Owen Wilson
Scientist You Ever Done Seen." Did the hair, did a little
bit more of a gaunt, sad face, I did more of an Owen
Wilson nose unfortunately, until you said normal nose. Dark Hawaiian shirt, I'm
imaging black and red, so I was kinda close there. Two little mice-a-roni, the slipperoos, the blue joons, got a tiny little mouth, sad eyes. - Pretty good. I mean you say tha's the
saddest you ever did see, but I'm pretty sure mine's
like, pretty friggin' sad. I felt sad just drawing it. I drew jeans, did not classify the color, I actually did very limited color, I was just very excited
about the Owen Wilson hair, so I was like "Yes, blond, it's time." I actually got the American flag pin pretty much physically where it was. I got the Post-It note
with the sad face on it. - This is a close one
between all three of us. (all laugh) - Yeah, I don't know how you
guys are gonna figure this out. Good luck! - For me, it is a tie right
now between Damien and Courtney because they both got different factors. Damien got the red on the shirt, Courtney got the Post-It note. - No matter what happens. - Courtney also had the expression exactly as I saw it when I.
(Courtney mock laughs) Doctor, what do you think? (all laughing)
- Oh, no. I'm also torn between two of them. (all laugh) I've decided. - Okay, doctor, will you please. - Because of the face I'm
gonna have to go with Courtney. - [Shayne] All right. (all applaud)
- Ohh, thank you! Well, that was pretty sick. - Yeah, I actually had a lot of fun. And though I won no arts,
art is really about fun. - Did you not win a single round? - No, I didn't win any
arts, but it's okay. - Sorry.
- Aw, that's too bad. - And I don't think you
necessarily cheated, I think since you knew
who it was immediately based on the description--
- It ended up being-- - You went and yeah. - I got things wrong. - But you won.
(logos popping) - Did I? - You got two points!
- You got two points. - You had the most points of anyone. - What? - Yeah.
- Yeah. - I think this is the first time I've won anything on "Smosh Pit". - Wow.
- What? - No, you say that every time.
- Including all the Smosh summer games, winter games, and every game we've ever played, I think that's the first time I've won. - Somebody make a compilation
of Shayne winning. All right guys, you want to
keep watching us win at things, we have other videos where we play games and mess around, screw
around, play around, there's one we picked for you right there. - Boom.
- Boom. - Surprise, it's a goody. And then YouTube picked this
other goody right there. It's pretty good. Which one would you guys pick? Personally I think I'd pick that one. - I'd pick "Damien and Shayne
Spend a Night in WalMart". - Have we made that one?
- It's a good one. - Yeah, it's a new video I've made. - Go find it, go find it, Google-ate it. - [All] Bye.
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