- I love it! - Goodest boy. (Both screaming) - Oh god Alex Baldwin! - Oh (beep) (Both laughing) - Oh (beep)! (beep)! (beep)! - God- (beep)! Dude I'm not gonna call that a human adult because I wouldn't do that to humans. - (indistinct) (Intro music) (Classical piano and violin playing) - Oh hello there. We're just enjoying our afternoon La Crux. (Someone behind camera laughing) See Damien and I are massive
fans of, you guessed it, - [Both] Dogs. - Dogs. Damien of course has several cats at home. - Cats! - We do love pups. They're great. - We do indeed. - But the art of judging dogs is one that has been long forgotten. Been seeing very little
of it on the internet. And dogs deserve to be judged too. Mm, why don't you take a
nice sip of that Damien. (camera crew laughing) - I'm sorry, what are we doing? - We are rating dogs. - Ah yes, that's right. You have sent in tweets and we are going to give
our opinions on them. We're going to be doing- this is a TierMaker thing which people have been
using lately for videos so we're like why not do that for puppos? Now usually things go 'S' 'A' 'B' 'C' 'D' and honestly instead of 'D' why don't we just make it an 'F'. - [Shayne] Fair! - If you're below a 'C' of
a dog, you're just an 'F'. - Exactly. - Do we want to name the
tiers something different? - [Shayne] Sure. I think 'F' should be human. (Damien laughing) - If you're such a garbage dog.
You're essentially a person. And all people are
terrible compared to dogs. - Why don't we bookend it so- How about human adult
because children are very- - Children are good. - [Damien] They are good. 'S' can can be Goodest of Boys. - That's the number one? - That's 'S' tier, that's tippy top. That's why I'm saying bookend it. - The goodest of boys. I would also say, God. - [Damien] Divine. Why don't you name the 'C' tier, Shayne. - Mm, so this is somewhere between Human and just trashcan. - I was going to name this tier
No! No! We do that outside. - Good. - Is that all right? - I think that's good. I like that. - Then why don't you name 'A' because it sounded like you
had something the next best for Goodest of Boys. - Well A is the a very good boy. They're not the goodest of
boys but they're very good boy. - Very good boy, okay I like that. How about we name 'B' together because it's right in the
middle and we've each named one. - I'm thinking like
perhaps medium good boy. - Medium good boy! Medium good boy. All right! - All right! Let's begin! - All right, let's do it! - Let's see our first
submission. We got over 2,000. - Is that right? - Apparently, over 2,000 people
responded with dog pictures. I didn't know there were
that many dogs in the world. - Oh there's more dogs than that. - [Both] Aw - [Damien] This comes from
paigetanner @paigemarierose This is Coco the Chihuahua. She is super cute and extremely crazy! - [Shayne] Wow, she
looks absolutely crazy. You know it's a very fluffy chihuahua. Not all chihuahuas are very
fluffy that dog is very fluffy. - But see, we don't even know
what the body looks like. I'm not comfortable trusting this dog. - [Shayne] Really? - [Damien] It looks like
it just peed it's pants. And it knows it and it's stoked about it. And it's just smiling a little bit. And you're like 'You, pervert.' - To accuse this dog of wearing
pants is pretty extreme. - Makes it almost like a human male. - At the very- I think this
dog is a very good dog. - I'd say medium good boy for safety. - I think because you're
leaning more towards human adult and I'm leaning more towards very good boy that medium good dog is fair. - Medium good boy - We say that because there's
a lot of mystery here. We're not seeing the full picture. - Oh Mocha is going on an adventure! Oh! - [Damien] Mocha what are you looking for? - [Shayne] Mocha. - [Damien] See, what really
jumps out to me about this dog is that there are two different
restraints keeping Mocha in. Which says to me that
Mocha is a party animal. - There's no doubt that
Mocha likes to gossip. - Just bap bap bap bap bap bap. - See, I'm seeing the Truman
Capote of dogs right here. Just very wildly popular
amongst his groups. - Very interesting voice this dog has. - Yes. - Now I've never (indistinct). I don't know Shayne you do it. - I dare say! - [Damien] Yeah! (Camera crew laughing) - What are you doing? - I like that a lot dude. - Thank you. - I don't know about you but I'm feeling strong vibes from Mocha. - I would go with Very Good Boy. - I was going to say very good boy. It would be damning to us because of all the
controversy surrounding Mocha we don't have to get into it here to put it at god tier. Because it's obviously not
perfect, obviously not divine. - Yes. Right right right. - But very good boy. - Oh, we got Ashley,
xxashsapxx sending us this. I hope it's a panoramic photo and if not you got to study that thing. But it's called The best
picture of her, Nikki. Wait, hold on. I think I've
just noticed something, Shayne. - What? - Do you notice on like the
very right side of this photo right on top of the shoulder. I'm gonna say it looks like
it's sort of clipped in. I feel like some of this might have been from a photoshop situation which means Nikki is an influencer! Nikki is using snap seed to make herself look more something! Shayne I'm thinking- I'm thinking
no no we do that outside. - Yeah, no no we do that outside. We alter our photos outside. Nikki. - [Damien] We were all routing for you. - [Both] Nikki. (both cheering) - [Damien] Yes! Yes! - [Shayne] So alert! You're talking about an educated dog here this dog definitely has at a very minimum a four year degree. - Also this dog came in top
of their university class in Rowan. - Rowan crew. - It's basically a Winklevoss Twin but everything you don't like about them it's changed from Michiko. - That's right. That's right. Where are the Kennedy
Center Honors for this one? - From the 35th President's
named center, that's correct. Ey, this dog. - If we're even considering
goodest of boys, Shayne I think we're looking at
a goodest of boys here. - I think it's a goodest of boys. I think it's a goodest of boys. - [Shane] Oh! - [Damien] Mm mn. - [Shane] Oh god! - [Damien] Uh oh. - [Damien] I'm going to need
a drink for this one. Yikes. - [Shane] Oh (beep)! Danteh goes on Facebook just to play Devil's advocate all day. - They play Devil May Cry all day. (both laughing) - They're the one's commenting
on your cousin's post in support of the BS opinions they have. And you're like whoa. - Yes, yes, Dante always chooses the side that's just going to make you upset. - They're the one's who say, you know, if you believe this thing
then why don't you prove it. Then you say here's all my
sources why don't you prove it? And they say I don't have
to do your own research. And you're like you don't have any actually
things to back it up. - Yeah. Dante, I'm just
going to come out and say it. Dante profited off the Iraq war. - This is the- (Shayne laughing) - This is truly the Dick Cheney of dogs. - This is- the most- - You know what man? Speaking of Dick Cheney,
I think we just decided. This thing's a human adult
and I'm not here for it. - This thing is a full on human adult. - Dante- AlusiveFirefly thank you very
much for giving us Dante. You can keep him. (Shayne laughing) We're not going to take your dog. You can keep your human adult. - He's actually so cute
it hurts me to do this. - Yes, obviously all the dogs are cute if we can break the form for a second. We have to find made up
reasons to hate them! - Yeah like this dog, has a
majority stake in Halliburton. - This dog killed its ex-husband and fed it to the tigers that it has. Aw. - [Damien] Miss Bella! Gifted to us by Nadishan Costa saying I'm pleased to present Miss Bella! Um, why? - Look at that. I'm trying- I came into this wanting to
hate this dog, and I just can't. Look at the eye brows,
look at the innocence. If this dog could talk you
know they would just go 'huh' It is innocence personified. - I'm going to give Bella very good boy. - Yes! Thank you! (both gasping) - See? How could you give- Ah, I shouldn't have given
Bella very good boy because- - No but this is, oh Shiro Kuma. - That means white bear in Japanese. - Shiro Kuma is into extreme
sports and we're here for it. - Shiro Kuma knows that
your mouth is a little dry and gives you a sip of their Gatorade. - That's right. Shiro Kuma showed up to every single one of my little league practices. Not just the games, the practices! I would look over and
Shiro Kuma would be there just being like- - Good job, buddy - Little thumbs up, yeah. - Shiro Kuma signed up for the big brother big
sister program even after their parole made it so they
don't have to do that anymore. - That's right, that's right. You're talking about a dog that
always tips over 25 percent. - Over 25 percent. - Shiro Kuma, dare I say. - [Both] Goodest of boys is the rank it will give to the dog. - All right, yeah dude,
easy. Oh I'm so sorry. - [Shayne] Look at that. Look at that. Shannon, @notsharonrice,
well then who is it? This is my five year old corgi, Margo! She's quite an adventure pup and obsessed with swimming
more than anything. She is as sassy as she is adorable. - Of the corgis I've seen this one looks like it has a person face. - Oh yeah it does- - And it kinds (beeps) me up a little bit. - Oh, interesting. - Look at that. It looks like that kid
that sat next to you and was like in band
but you're not in band but it would always come
up and be like 'Hey!' Like- you're not really
friends but he's just like- 'Have a good weekend, my dog?' - Well you're talking about someone that's just really loving and accepting. - Medium good boy is a 'B'.
That's what I'm saying. - Okay, I think that's
what I got to give it. - [Damien] This is Carson! - [Shayne] Whoa! - [Damien] Coming at us from maybeamybe saying this is Carson, my baby boy. - [Shayne] Carson is so skilled! - Oh you auditioning for Scooby Doo to be that puppy that scared? - I just think this dog wishes
it had a fluffier pillow because that pillow is as
flat as a piece of paper. - It's true. - I think a very good boy. - [Damien] I would agree very good boy. - But this dog has potential
to possibly exceed goodest boy. - Are you telling me that
this dog has the potential to be better than Shiro Kuma? The most godly dog either
of us have ever seen, Shane? - But, the legends tell, of Carson. (Damien sighs) - It's true. - [Shayne] Oh no! - [Damien] Uh oh! - No! - [Damien] (beep)! - (beep)! - (beep) - God (beep)! - You're going to walk into a Trader Joe's without a mask on? - God. - Oh okay. This dog is wearing a visor because they keep throwing
shade at everyone. - Oh my god! - This dog- you can't get coffee with this dog without
this dog talking (beep) about everyone you know. You know what means. That means this dog is
talking (beep) about you when you're not around. - You when you're not in
the room. Yeah exactly - Yeah that's exactly what I mean. - There's no way I'm letting
this dog above an 'F'. Shayne can we be in agreement? - Yeah. - Thank you very much CapcakexChaos. Also sorry, also you're welcome! Apollo! - [Shayne] Oh! - [Damien] This comes
to us from fwwanderlust and says this is Apollo! I love him with my whole
heart! He's my baby! - [Shayne] Oh Apollo! - I think this dog has been sleeping in a coffin during the
daytime for long time if you know what I mean. Because look at those teeth,
they crave other dog's blood. But that's right, Shayne. This is the unholy creature of the night. A dogpire. - [Shayne] That's right. You have to respect that
this dog has been around since the Ottoman Empire. - [Damien] That's true (Both laughing) - You're talking about the opposite- a human adult does not live this long. - That's true but you know what does? - [Both] God dog! - The most palindrome of rankings. - You can argue that it's not fair because this dog is closer to
a demigod, or some sort of- - [Damien] Unholy creature of the night. - Cosmic being, but for now, goodest boy. - [Both] Ah! Ah! - [Shayne] Oh (beep)! - [Damien] Oh god, Alec Baldwin! (Shane laughing) - In my experience, although
they are the sweetest pups, boxers, um. They are not- Let's just say they're not- They're cute. But I'm
saying, intelligence wise- Boxers aren't going to be
solving any puzzles anytime soon. - They're not playing Ocarina of Time and going like 'got it'. - [Shayne] Exactly. This dog has Evanescence eyes. (Both laughing) - This is some Evanescence. - This dog looks like a sixteen
year old goth wanted to like take a MySpace profile picture and bought those like contacts - You're so right - And you know it's contacts,
you're not fooling anybody. - I'm very conflicted
about this dog because- - I'm not. (Shayne laughing) - Please, continue. (Shayne laughing) - There's just nothing going on up there. The wheel is turning but
the hamster is dead, so- - Damien, I'll let you take this one away. - Dude, I'm not going to
call that a human adult because I wouldn't do that to humans. I'm going to put this as our second, no. - No! - No! We do that outside. And actually doing that to its photo made me feel really bad. - Yeah. Because Sophie looks like
its being scolded right now. Rocky and Belle! You know these dogs have a page in the newspaper where
they rate the movies that has been released. - Is that Ebert and Roeper? - Ebert and Roeper! Do you know these dogs? They're the Ebert and Roeper of them. I would say these dogs
are the goodest boys. - Goodest boys. Goodest of boys! - Goodest boys. Look at them! (indistinct) Oh a gentleman! - Oh! This dog can saw a woman in half and the legs will still be kicking on the other side of the box. - Dutch can get a little
wild at the horse races. - That's true, he has a
bit too many martinis. - Yep, and just can't control himself. And keeps betting on- on
feather from the dust. - It was a sure thing Shayne! - Sure thing! - Feather from the dust was a sure thing! - Damn! - Shayne how do you feel about
Dutch being a very good body? - I think Dutch is a very good boy. - I think Dutch is a very good boy. I do like pities. - I have to respect a gentleman. Hershey Kisses! - [Damien] Oh! JoceyRoark12, thank you for
sending us Hershey Kisses! I'm sure a lot of you can
share this experience. You've been with a girlfriend for a while. It's time to go to her childhood
home and meet her family. Every single on of them
has an old lady dog that looks exactly like this or it's white and curly and has like
the crust around its eyes. - Yeah - Those are the two dogs that your girlfriend's
family actively has. - Yes. - Tell me am I wrong? - It's true. - I see we have a very good
boy or a medium good boy? - We have a lot of very good boys but I think we got to add another one. It's a plural name. (Damien gasps) - That's true! - Hershey Kisses, plural. Oh! - [Damien] Oh Shayne, take it away. - [Shayne] Uh oh, Frodo! Whoever the person is in the
background is uwu-ing this and just going Owuwu. - Oh my god, good catch, dude. Frodo, I think you're
only a medium good boy. - [Shayne] I think
Frodo's a medium good boy which is hard for me to
say for a sweet old dog. - Without Samwise, Merry, and
Pippin why're you even here? - [Both] Oh! - [Shayne] Teenage mutant ninja good boys. - [Damien] It is the quadrant of power! Oreo, Cookie, Coco, and Mocha! Actually this already is Mocha from- - Yep, Mocha back again. - This brings the whole Mocha
rating right into question. Double submissions is
against the rules, Shayne. Every dog knows that. You know what we're going to give them their original tier. 'A'. very goodest boy. - All of them are very
good boys except for Mocha. - Except for Mocha. Mocha you are a shame to all dog kind. (Both) Bean! - [Damien] From Paige, that's
epaiged, saying this is Bean. She's the cutest wiener on
this side of the Mississippi. She enjoys long walks at the
part, sunbathing, and sleeping under as many blankets as possible. For the talent portion of the competition she will be doing prairie dog impression. Look at that pout, they used - [Both] Gonday Fructice. - You know they do. - Obviously. - I think this might be a goodest boy. - I think this might be goodest of boys. - Goodest of boys. - Shayne it's- wait- we got They're the same dog. The last two dogs are the same dog. Bean, you belong with the best of them. - [Both] That's the last one! - That's the last one, wow. (Classical music playing) - I kind of feel like- Hmm, I don't know if any
dog is really that bad. - I got to be honest, man. I've been thinking for the
past hour about our decisions. And I'm starting to feel a lot of regrets, and I'm feeling like every single dog - [Both] Is goodest of boys. - I was going to say that, no joke. I believe this in my heart as well. - I think they're all the goodest of boys. - Okay, you know what? Shayne. We love puppos so we're locking it in! (Upbeat music) Hey little weird dog, Shayne
liked you're getting up there. - Every one of them. Every one of them is the goodest boy. - Do you know who your actual
favorite one was, Shayne? - Ooh, who? - I could say mine on three, easy. - [Both] One, two, three Shirou Kuma! - I mean the White Bear that was foretold in
the prophecies of old. - Congratulations to all the dogs for being the goodest of boys except for you Mocha, trying
to cheat your way to the top. You're just a very good boy. - We were all rooting for you, Mocha! - Mocha! Why'd you do it? You were the chosen one! - Ah! I'm Tyra Banks now. - Anyways, um. Let us know if you would
like us to rate other things. - Like cats, tell us to do it please. - Ooh, with pet cats. - Or birds. Or- Cats. - [Shayne] Cats. - Thank you, guys. - Thank you, guys. - We have- (Shayne burps) - More things- - This might be the laziest
you and I have ever been in a video. Cause I think normally when
it's ever just you and me we go absolutely off the hinges. So I'm kind of glad we just
had like a chill conversation. - We just had a good time.
We just had a good time. - Hey, cheers my dude. - Cheers. - Now we have other videos
down here for you to watch. And boy are they, medium good. - Medium good. - Uh- (Shayne laughing) - If you're familiar with our content, you know it is medium good. - I highly recommend them watching them. Or going to smosh.gom and buying a shirt. - "Smosh.gom" is what you
just said, but that's okay but that's okay because it's dogs. Hey, let's celebrate with
this cherry here, yeah? - Yep that's right. Hold
on I need to drink some. Subscribe. - Mm hmm. - Aww.
