- Oh snap. Oh God, oh! - Wait, were are these all-- - Shane, you're a clown. - Were these all identically woven? - Yeah, they were all
inside of Garrett's pocket for about a month. (all laugh) A portion of today's video
is sponsored by SoFi. I'm your host Shane Top and today we're going to
be talking about tech, which I don't know anything about. - Give me all your hosting. (screams) (beeps) - Ah. - What the--
- Oh. - I look great. - This is awesome. - Can't spell Tim without I-T. - It's true.
- Wow. - That's right. - And if you don't know who Tim is, we have a very real, extremely
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in a car, virtually no commute. Don't have to worry about parking and I can be here lickety
split if there's any problems. - So, Tim, what are you
quizzing us on today? - We have loads of
different questions here, 5 different categories, including general tech, USB,
shortcuts on Macs, cord hoard, and then questions about myself that you should all absolutely know. - [All] Yeah. - Tim, you've helped us all
with tech a lot at this point, who would you guess has
the most expertise on tech out of us four? - It's probably like real,
it's probably real close. - Okay. - Everybody isn't like in the running. - (coughs) Damien. - (coughs) - If I were to play this
game like 10 years ago, I might have been okay. Back when I was fanangaling with tech, but I have not touched, I have not touched a tech in many a years. - Well, some questions might
involve some older techs. - I'm ready. - See, I prefer reading by candlelight. - All right, so to
decide who's going first, who has most recently sent an email? - Hmm, let me check. - Mine was last night at like 11:00 PM. - Mine was, mine was like 9:30, 10:00 ish saying "copy". - Mine was at 06:18 PM last night. - Okay, well then I think it's me. - [All] All right! - Good! Damien needs a boost. - [Tim] Make your choice. - Well , I don't get to answer first, I just get to choose. - Yeah, you get to pick. - I can pick anything,
like, USB for 200, Tim. - USB for 200. - Oh, come on. - What do you mean, come on? - So you've unknowingly picked
one of our task questions. - [All] Yay. - I don't know what that means. - Good. Oh, not one of those. - Task. Can you plug in a USB
thumb drive correctly on the first try? (buzzing) - Okay. Let's see. You can't, like, look at it. I mean, you can prep yourself. - Can I look at one and not the other? - You can like, you have to just believe in the heart of the cards. - Okay. - [Ian] You have to believe, just believe. You looked. He just looked! - [Tim] You got to like, see it. - [Courtney] It's okay, he can't -- - [Damien] Can I look at one of these. - [Tim] Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta come prep yourself. - [Damien] Well, yeah, I mean, cause you normally need to, yeah. All right. - Okay. Ready? Three. Two. One. (connection chimes) (all cheer) - It was a 50/50 chance, let's be real. - Yeah, yeah. It's always like a little-- - But it's also, you have to, I mean, I didn't see it, the lineup, but you do have to look at
where the things are like-- - You got it. Stop complaining. (all laugh) - Okay, I'm not complaining,
I'm just saying. - [Courtney] You earned
the points, Damien. - Damien, you get to choose again. - I'll do, uh, USB for 150, Tribec. - Stop right there, YouTube watcher. This portion of the video
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SoFi app or go to SoFi.com and thank you again to SoFi for sponsoring this portion of the video - USB for 150, Tribec. - Okay. - Playing house on the U-S-B-Z. - USB 2.0 was released in April of 2000. How fast of a data transfer
rate is, was it capable of? (buzzer) - I'm not, okay, go ahead. - Oh, Oh, sorry. - I have multiple
choices, but if you want-- - Oh, no, please, multiple choice. (gasps) - No, no, no. He buzzed in. He has to guess. - You have to guess it now. - Cool, everyone. (laughs) - 16 megabytes a second. - 16? No, that's incorrect. (groans) - All right. Let's let's go-- - (buzzer) 60! - Correct! - Yes! (all cheer) - 150 points for Shane. - I don't know technology but I can read people's answers. - I was going to guess that. I was like, he was very
specific about 16 and 60. - I'll take Tim for 50. (all murmur) - What is my astrological sign? - (Gasps) Frick. - I actually didn't know this before we had to make these questions. (audience laughs) - Tim, you are a Libra. - Incorrect. - Oh! - (buzzes) You are a Leo. - Incorrect. - (buzzes) Are you a Cancer? - No. - (Buzzes) Aries. - No, He's way too organized.
- Incorrect. - (buzzes) You are a Capricorn. - Are you Sagittarius? - We all lost it, no, we all lost it. - You're getting through
them all, I can only assume-- - It's Pisces, isn't it? - You're a Virgo! - Aquarius! - No, no. - What is he? What is he? Everyone's stop. - It's probably one-- - You're the 13th sign, Ophiuchus. - Everyone stop. What are you? - Are we giving this one up? - We lose it, we lost. - All right, so no answer for anybody. The answer is Gemini. - What! - Hey, you made that up. - You couldn't recognize
the chaotic energy-- - It says it on the card. This was fact checked, correct? - [Audience Member] When's your birthday? - May 22nd. - Yeah, you're a Gemini. - Okay. - You're a crest. - Back to Shane. - Let's go with general tech for 50. - Companies such as
Apple, Microsoft and HP were all started in a-- (buzzing) - That's close. I think that was Shane. - A garage? - Correct! For 50 points. (cheering and clapping) - Now you've got to do the thing. - What thing? - I can't believe I got it and Courtney hasn't yet. - I'm going to go. Just, just, okay. You know what? Let's see. Cord Hoard for 50. - Cord Hoard for 50. - Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. - What is this cord? (buzzing) - HDMI. _ Oh, I knew it was going to be-- - HDMI is correct. (clapping and cheering) - I'm on the board. I'm on the board. Ha ha ha ha ha. Guess what, I'm on the board. - Courtney. You're up. - Okay. Let's do shortcuts
on Mac's for 100. - Help, I'm on a Mac and I need to force quit
an unresponsive app. What do I do? Damien? (Shane laughs) - You do command-option-escape. - Correct. Command-option-escape is correct. (cheering and clapping) - I didn't even know that one. - I'm the guy that when I have
to copy and paste something, I'm like, okay, uh. (audience laughs) - That's for 50.
- So embarrassing. - I'll do cord hoard for 200, Tim-o. - 200! - Going for those big boys. - What is-- - It's a cat five. - Incorrect. - What if you guessed it? What is this cord? (buzzes) - You can't guess it before you see, no! - That's a, that's a DVI. - Incorrect. - What! - Do you know it? - I would guess it's a
P-P, P-P cord (laughs). - Incorrect. - No you already guessed. You can't. - No, I just want to guess. Is it AV cable? - No? I mean, it's video. - I remember, didn't that
connect the monitor to the PC. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, I thought that was called the DVI. - Not this one. - Now that right there's a DSX cord. - Incorrect. - Optical cable. - We all lost it. We all lost it. - No, there are no, - Component 1. - Is like a DVI Sears or like a DVA. - No? - What is it? We all lost it. - The answer is a VGA cord, a VGA cord. - The VGA cord! We all suck. - But I think it was close to a cat five. - I mean, possibly at
some point in proximity-- - Stop flirting with Tim. Can we-- - Shh, it's my only
chance of getting points. (audience sighs) - I'm going to do general tech for a 100. - General tech for 100. All right, this is specific to our office. I can't connect to the printer. What should I check first? (buzzers) - I don't even know why. N, give it to Damian. I don't know. (audience laughs) - You start a group thread on
Slack between Tim and Nancy and say, "Hey, what do I do?" - Wrong, I mean, yes, but
no, that's not the answer. - You just check if the printer's on. - No. - You go to your preferences and make sure you're connected
to the printer or the wifi. - There we go. Make sure you're on the right wifi. - Yeah, I got points on the board. - So we're gonna do a little point update. We have Ian with 100 points. (clapping) Courtney sitting on a solid 50. (clapping) Shane has 200 points. (clapping) - Amazing.
- Unbelievable. - Wow, you've never seen a computer. - And Damien is leading
the pack with 300 points. - Ah, I will choose Tim for 200. ( all murmur) - This might be a question I
don't even know the answer to. - Well, you didn't know
the answer to the 50. - On what day will I die? - Who is my favorite SMOSH cast member? (buzzers) - Ian, Ian and Damien. Lets both have you answer simultaneously? - Okay, One, two, three, Olivia. - Damien? - No, not listed on here. - I lost more than points this day, Tim. (audience laughs) - Shme, me? - No. (Courtney laughs) - The real answer is that
I'm contractually obligated-- - Matt Rob. - Due to a life debt-- It's Matt Rob. - To choose Courtney fricking Miller. - Oh, that was a goner. We've never got that one. - Wow. - I want to, I want to
know more about you, Tim. I want to go with Tim for one hundo. - What is my favorite color? (buzzer) - Green. - I'll accept that, yes. - Is it moss green or something? - Well, the actual color is
a hexadecimal representation. If you type in 1-0-7-0-10-0
into the into your computer, you'll see the exact shade
of green that I like. - What? - Damien. - Oh, hey. We're on a roll Tim for one-fiddy. - Oh, let's just clear it out. - Dang. - How many vests do I own? (buzzers) Courtney? - I think you own 14. - Is incorrect. - You own 22. - Incorrect. - I feel good about 12. - That is correct. 12 is correct. Yeah I'm looking to get more. I might sneak one of these later. - What? Oh my god. - 12 is correct. - I'm impressed. That's also way fewer than
I would have expected. - Let's go with USB for 50. - What USB connector type is the one you'd most commonly use
to plug into a computer? - USB A - Correct. USB type A is the answer. - Hey, Tim-o. I would like USB for a hundo, please. - What does the S in USB stand for? (buzzing) - Serial. - Correct. - Wow. - Damien is on a roll. An additional 100 points for Damien. - But cereal is spelt with a C - Let's do a cord hoard for 150. - Cord hoard for 150. - I just want a chance. - This is a chance for everyone. - Really? - Technically every single
one is a chance for everyone. - You want to have them close their eyes? I can put it in front of them? - [Audience Member] Yeah, close your eyes. - Okay. I am placing something in
front of each of your buzzers. Open your eyes and untangle those cords. - Oh, snap. Oh God. Oh. - Wait, were are these all-- - Shane, you're a clown. - Were these all identically woven? - Yeah, they were all
inside of Garrett's pocket for about a month. (all laugh) - You have 15 seconds. (Shane screams) - [Ian] Bro, we have evolved from this. We don't need to have this skill anymore. - [Courtney] Why, 'cause
everything's wireless now? - [Ian] Yeah, exactly. - [Courtney] Nah, it's still important. - [Audience Member]
Courtney's in a good spot. - What if I put it in my
mouth and untangled it? - You slut. You slut - Whoa, Shane's been to Reno. (audience laughs) - Hey! - Hey, look at that! Wireless! - Congrats. - I figured it out. - Hey, she did it! I'd say that's untangled. - Courtney! Courtney gets the points. - That's insane. - Yay, I won something! - Okay, let's do
shortcuts on Mac's for 50. - I want to paste a sentence
that I've already copied. What is the shortcut, Damien? - It's the Control-V, my guy. (incorrect buzzer) I mean Command-V. (all yelling) - It's Command-V. It's Command-V. (all yelling) - I buzzed second. - Courtney buzzed second. - Courtney buzzed second. - It's Command-V. - Command-V, that is correct. - No, no, command P, uh, control is a PC. - Let's do shortcuts on Mac for 150. - It's so nice, I want to see it twice. How do I duplicate a file? (buzzer) That was Courtney. - I thought I was going to do Command-C. - Incorrect. (buzzer) - Oh, wait, somebody already buzzed. - Shane. - Go to file and duplicate? - Looking for a shortcut. - Oh yeah. (laughs) - Command-D? - Correct. Command-D. - What? - Cause duplicate has a D in it. Ha ha ha ha. - Tim-o-thy, I will do
general tech for ta'hundred. - Based on records, the blank virus was the
first ever computer virus. - Oh, well this is wrong, but I'm going to just answer anyway. The Conficker virus. - Incorrect. - Is there a multiple choice? - There's a hint that
I was going to get to. Hint, the answer is a synonym for crawler. (buzzer) - Worm? - Incorrect. - It's a synonym for, for what? - Crawler. (buzzer) - Creeper virus. - Correct, the creeper virus. - [All] Ooh! - He's so shocked every time. - I don't know these. - Stop lying. - So, currently right
now everybody's scores. Ian, currently you have 250 points. Courtney is also sitting at 250 points. Shane, you have 550 points. Tied with Damien at 550 points. It could be anyone's game. - Whoa!
- Whoa! - Oops!
- Oops! - Shane, your choice. - I will do cord hoard for a 100. - What is-- (buzzer) - Cat five? - Incorrect. What is this cord? - Ethernet cable. - Correct. (clapping) It is an ethernet cord. You tried to get all
specific, but this is cat six. - That was going to be my next guess. - Whoa, cool. - And then it was going to be cat seven. (All laugh) - Damien, I believe. - Oh, let's do general tech for 150. - It's double the points
with the last two questions. (Ian imitates game show bells) - What is the name of the default Microsoft Office assistant? (buzzer) - Paperclip. - Hmm, I can't take that answer. Damien? - Clippy. - I will take that, Clippy. His name is Clippy. - Okay, we'll double
this except for Damien. No, so Ian and Courtney
are both at 250 points, Shane's at 550 and Damien is sitting at 950 points, clearly in the lead. (laughs) - Hey, there's still a chance. So if we double this, Shane has a chance. - Tying and then we've
got to do a tiebreaker. - Yes, or we could quadruple it and nothing mattered up till this point. - What! That's a great idea. I want to screen cap a still on my-- (buzzer) - Oh, Courtney did it first. - I know the fingers for it. - It goes control-option-command-4 - Control-option-command-4? No, I will not take that as an answer. (Courtney groans) - Command-shift-F4? And you can do the drag? - Command-shift-F4 is incorrect. I will not take that answer. Ian, I think you know the answer. - Is it command-shift-4? - Command-shift-4, I will
take that as a correct answer. Shift-command-4, 3 or
5 depending on the OS. - Cause F4 is the drag
where you select the size. - [Courtney] Oh! - So that is quadruple
the the amount of points so 800 points to Ian. (Audience laughs) - Which means I am the ultimate tech guy? - Oh my god. - Yeah, so Courtney 250 points, Shane 550 points, Damien 950 points, and Ian sitting at 1050 is the winner of the game. - What can I say, I'm just,
I just know tech really well. Well, I think we all learned
a very valuable lesson. - I think what holds me back is I lack aggression on slamming the buzzer. It really is a game of who
hits the buzzer fastest. - Yeah. - There's no punishment. - That's really all the whole game is. - That's all it is. - Thank you Tim, for
teaching us all this tech and really helping us doubt
ourselves psychologically. I want to get better. Hey, if you guys want to get
better at watching our videos, we've got plenty to practice with, we've got a video over
there that's picked out, we've got another video over there. It's fairly easy to get to those videos. You just use that mouse or that track pad, move that little clicky point and hit and tap that clicky-click. - You drag your system 32 all
the way over to the trash. - Yeah and subscribed to my feelings. Love you. - You command-F-16 and yeah.
