We Read Our Creepy DMs

this is what I always say to students who break the rules shout-out to the Asian girls let the lights dim some small hit theatres good evening we get a lot of DMS a lot of creepy DMS a lot of nice DMS but many are creepy or just weird or like I don't know what you're talking about sometimes yeah and over the years we've just kind of like not really talked about it too much but we decided to collect a bunch of them and use them for improv scenes because why not so we have a hat here filled with I think roughly we just like looked over last night we found like 80 creepy DMS or just weird ones just like very out of context sentences that we think make for good dialing yeah we're gonna use some kind of like ad libs we could have just read them but what's the fun in that so we decided to spice it up yeah what do people want to go first I would like to see it and be done first I need to watch this half million no go okay all right [Applause] before you guys begin this scene is brought to you by punch that Bell punch that bell it's the night before your wedding and Courtney you're getting cold feet no Jerry can we talk yeah of course one second I'm just putting my croissant ooh the table I don't want it to to get ruined or anything because it's gonna be perfect for our wedding tomorrow oh that's so sweet Jerry um one second I love your eyes so much look into your eyes you know what comes into my brain the first thought in my head is you're my favorite Smosh member will you respond look at you it's just like wow you're my favorite and it's amazing that you would even respond to me I'm have something on my mind a lot lately and I feel like it's stupid to not tell you you know we always communicate no I think I just gotta get this off my chest roses are red violets are blue here's the DM slide to say hi to you started in our conversations little poetry Torah stuff and and just you know talk how are you feeling how am i I feel like you are the most beautiful woman in the world and I am the luckiest man to be marrying I mean you're poetic you're thoughtful and at night you always whisper while we sleep you always say you always say out loud hi how are you it's so kind because like I know that I work late and I come home and you're asleep but you still think of me and like I'm able to still tell you about my day yeah so it really is how exactly am I the favorite my favorite thing you told me when you talk about your day is good morning during my story it's like good morning yeah will you marry me yeah and you still yet to respond and tomorrow's our wedding those are some polite ones simple that the roses are red violets are blue is really cute the most polite couple have ever seen that was really great tonight you are a mad scientist and Olivia is your monster that you have created right my god my measurements were correct oh I have created the Beast all of London will be impressed mr. Shane that's right though I'm here I shall name you this I will name you Christmas God all those years ago last name Christmas Beauregard all the years of those scientists mocking me telling me over and over again guys stop with the [ __ ] Courtney can you stop this thing Courtney Shane my full name well those scientists tried to get me to stop but they couldn't I created Christmas Beauregard every time you say that makes me feel good could I please [ __ ] marry you let me fly you into Toronto so I can take you on the pomace date ever Thank You Christmas Beauregard one of your five preset things you say oh my god the world is not going to be able to handle it your greatness not all soon because of you I'll be chairman of Scientist chairman of science of the whole world and my first decree as chairman of science will be I love you I like you so much Hoggy and I promise I will get huggy I remember the first thing I said when you created me yes I do it was only ten minutes ago please what is it Christmas Beauregard it was can you go out with me I'm sexually attracted to you ever since you put on my leg that was fun yummy Keith let's get it it's really fun a lot of people are damning trying to to Mary get some yeah I guess there's a chance yeah IgM I mean if Kathy Bates had an Instagram Kathy Bates wanted to marry you right now yeah I know I would DM her be like will you marry okay so it's alright come in mister what was your name mister cop right mr. Cobb hello nice to meet you look we got to talk about your kid would you mind taking a seat oh for sure yeah yes you were doing you know he's been writing some very strange things mostly just fetching them into the desk yeah I think there are things about me strong your dad on the desk no it's it's much much worse he's been writing things like listen I am you from the future if you don't do what I say you will basically end up Ian cuz one night in 2023 it was a rainy day and you and Ian were just out chilling in the Apple Store cuz they released the Napa phone it's a good device and he invited you for some nachos and what you in the future didn't know was that there is something called wine pepper which was invented in 2022 and you got really horny and you ended up with him I told him to stop watching no sci-fi movies everyone is you suck oh no it's the worst one first one yes we've been cautioning the parents about watching you suck teaches kids about all sorts of things like being horny and wine pepper and homey struggles what the boner has he had a boner here or I don't know I don't go looking for those things mr. Cobb but you know it's it's has that has the wife said anything weird to him because because he he keeps just just screaming out things in class like news my wife always wants me to send her nude so like that's he's just hearing what he's he's just saying what he hears okay well that doesn't really explain why he always jumps on the desk and starts looking strangely at all the little boys in the classroom oh hey my son yes yes he stands on the desk and just and just stares at the littlest boy in the class say anything yes oh yes he says he says I'll love to spoil you good gorgeous girl ever oh my god does he also say oh no you posted a nude I don't know is that what youth is that what your wife's been saying to you I mean yeah but let's not talk about that anymore sure sure sure look I think I think really really you need to set your kid aside I need to set my kids I need a set of it you need it you need set him down you're telling me how to parent now yes okay okay well I know you need it you need to sit him down and you need to tell him very sternly okay hi I was stalking your insta and liked a picture without thinking LEM ow sorry I'm not a creep I just stalked people's insta when I'm bored Oh well I think you should what I gotta do to take you to the Navy ball next year was that one half of it I was like okay into the entire - yeah oh my god alright who's next y'all go up there with Linda ha who wants to give them a prompt okay I love those ideas you are the captain or either of you are the captain and the ferry or or the this boat is going down all right what years old old ship captains just going down what do we do get my bag Oh flakes flakes flakes okay this makes sense for the ferry captains are supposed to do just kidding come back here or watching a movie come back here Larry yes before I go and get your bag of flakes there was a Morse code message that came in from the mainland it said what is your cell phone number please message me back tomorrow please a cell we better get back to the cell phone I don't know oh I knew it they're onto us yeah they must be aliens from the future what should we do oh let me get my book of direction oh the first thing that it says on the book of direction is this he's gonna hate potatoes get a potato they're just tools yeah screw those waves there's soles potatoes yeah yeah I got real scared with the ship start going guys start writing my will and I mentioned you captain cuz you such a big inspiration to me and things I want to give to you and my will are please like my recent I think you're amazing when I die please like my recent whatever that is well recently your body has been looking mighty mighty ship like strong and fellow failed with wood plates that's so sweet you did mention that I have a confession yes to make you max get back here I'm sorry he just going off sometime so sorry about that anyway hello Oh PTSD as a kid you're losing it the motion sickness must be really getting to you it really is like I said we need to go get my brakes your bag a place yes but there was an instruction manual on how to open your bag of flakes oh that's telling it out oh I'm the flakes gear absorb all ocean water no oh well then write this things on your bag and it's in your cool I like how the gmt-- the weird part of that that were crazy what were you asking for the beginning oh right of course the DMS in that one we're berry like typical DMS you're cool please like my recent yeah that one it's like the people do the thing where the dog emoji appears and they're like scruffy get back here I've never had any way high like making a meet-cute yes yeah I have they're trying whatever they can to notice by you cuz I probably say stuff like hey I lost my flight's have you seen yeah you want I've got a good prompt you're both wizards at Hogwarts and you're in the dark arts section your Sneaker in the library at night discovering spelt forbidden spells in sin okay guys mind you I've never seen wizards wizards looking through old books read find new spells Michael you have to stay quiet or else professor bubble warts will find us Oh bubble worth yes he's in charge of the whole library and if he sees us sneaking around the dark arts section in our semi visible cloak he'll kick us out lord knows we don't want to get kicked out no we're gonna learn all the spells that they don't want to tell us yes like this spell that I heard of online cuz I was I was unwitting I googled spells that you're not supposed to know about and Michael you'll never guess what spell came up which one it's called the I know you would never respond so scary that if used on a person it kills them but you know I know what's scarier than that because it kills two people huh it's the you're my hero dad scary I'm happy you weren't carrying your wand or else it would have killed me and you is we're the only two people in here at this moment yes no there's what wobbleboss true student sneaking through the library late at night do you know what I say to students who break rules it's Professor bubble words what this is what I always say to students who break the rules shoutout to the Asian girls let the lights dim sum I say it all the time and yet I'm still tenured well we promised we were lost and we didn't know where we were good you know what my mom says we were lost what does your mom say Michael she says yo homie G skillet we to go all right you're free to go but I'll leave you this this warning don't ever forget it why is your eyes be crying in the pictur in the profile that to me what yeah welcome to the asian roll let the lights dim sum oh my god a little edge both songs kind of is it yeah and that profile picture one is tell you what my girls are gross picture where the makeups right oh right crying why are you crying oh you try you're my hero dad dad yeah mine are all like I can tell they're trying like be funny yeah we do one more at the three of us you guys are playing on the playground and you only have five minutes left hey hey guys guys I bet you can't do this all right so you got it you gotta put one foot on here and then and you gotta look up in the air and then you got it you got scream to God hey Courtney it's me that random person on the internet who you've never met probably not speak - I just wanted to ask me for my Jean Luc Dwayne the rock Johnson top that I will be slapping him with the slice of Kraft singles from across the continent and if he doesn't believe by dr. C maybe he'll believe you Thanks yours truly the elder elder its horn made of thousands if not two kraft singles bread cheese squares can you guys do that I told you it's too bad yeah yeah you're right so this used to but you know what else you told me what the best you could do is like to my pictures because I'm so angry on Friday October 25th at 7:46 because my baby brother was screaming at this point I wanted to kill him 99 percent and he's only two and my mom was still talking to her friends so please or follow me it would mean a lot if you could like what am I I'm sorry for this it's ok no one ever likes me yeah so what are we gonna do with the last three minutes of recess do you want to know what Johnny texted me the other oh that's crazy don't pretend you know you know who he is yeah I talk to him all the time I love Johnny Johnny loves me cuz I'm the only girl here that's developed What did he say this is what he said to me you're my favorite spaghetti place no I was his favorite spaghetti place you're not even hot what do you mean it doesn't matter I have respond if Johnny texted me that you're so hot hard eyes [Applause] johnny on the playground ice Wizards have fallen to the abyss do you know what happens to Wizards who stay on recess longer than they should thank you held back ten times they're like me oh I'll tell you what happens amazing content dude Ian how do you keep getting the insane ones like Ian's were all multiple paragraphs yeah that that's that's very strange no that was gosh that was a lot of fun yeah I I won't say I won't say you guys should send us creepy DN now but but this is some this was some as the last person said good content good content yeah I mean most of these were were relatively nice yeah obviously we know there's DMS where people are just telling us like that they're very happy about the content we make we tried to not put in too many of those to make fun of whatever we appreciate that but these ones are just weird and we might do this again so no no that we're just out of context and put yeah morning DM is about wine pepper so yeah let us know down below if you want us to do this again because or something like this I really do we really love your messages it's really sweet we take time to look through and see all the loving stuff and weird stuff it's not weird to me I mean nothing is weird to you you're weird to everything did you send like half these DMS here yeah the wine pepper one is for sure that sounds like a yeah the captain of flights but guys if you want to watch more videos of ours we've got a video we selected for you just right here and YouTube has selected a video for you right there it's been a joy joy goodbye we always say well you're stunning can I ask you something please marry me oh that means nice let's see oh I love you are one of your pupils big

Channel: Smosh Pit

Views: 3,681,249

Rating: 4.9526062 out of 5

Keywords: smosh, smosh pit, smosh games, funny, comedy, creepy dms, we read our creepy dms, direct messages, smosh theater, acting out dms, improv, 2019, ian hecox, courtney miller, shayne topp, keith leak jr, olivia sui, noah grossman

Id: d_yg2wL6CiU

Length: 23min 57sec (1437 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 19 2019