When Comedians Get A Taste Of Their Own Medicine

all right christian slater asked if you knew a three of dracula's superpowers what did you get jonathan we put shape-shifting yep uh we we put we thought you could read minds and then we could hypnotize people read minds hypnotize sort of the same answer it's not we molly the [ __ ] saying what's wrong with you you you massive overpaid prick listen you know who you look like in profile brando oh marlon brandon yeah towards the end i'm not kidding [Applause] she's so sickening yes kennedy you know kennedy is i know every single one they all do the same move they drop down and do the splits that's what i think when i'm watching your shows too you know all the same stuff pete davidson's here i'm appalled that people would come here and make jokes about the sacrifice pete's heroic father made on 9 11. this is not the roast of pete davidson's father that was in 2001 oh i was dumb wow by the way dude that was you that was your metric for i'm not that fat i'm not ralphie mae you can't come against me i was on your side well yeah yeah there's only one burger left no you're not fat but you could you're overweight you're overweight but the uh it's it's the the you're fighting the commerce and it's a multi-billion dollar i need to i need to paint you a picture of the commerce right i understand the commerce is the leader right but if you can tell a story that's what food revolution was about right which got an emmy by the way shamone um [Applause] [Music] [Applause] did you get an emmy this year no we weren't [Applause] [Music] [Applause] and the other legendary thing about little kev is he has the dick the size might be like hey and it's like hey and he just goes look i got a big dick [Laughter] boy oh boy did you talk to him yet no i don't talk to dummies [Music] hey look i'm a big fan of your earlier work before the talkies i mean god god bless you yeah yeah be careful with them he's he's spiteful he doesn't have the good guy you don't want to dress up like that you need the job i mean god bless you know you're very good in this are you really you really are sir you're a legend i loved you in toy story oh i'm thinking of tom hanks i've been nice but the man's trying to make his turn on me no you're right you were being nice he was beating and taking it i can have him unplugged i'll leave milan did frank ever say that to you i can have them on franco you know who i'm talking about this is the new york times bestseller list not the new york news yes new york times bestseller list and by the way i didn't i got the new york news rather than new york daily news well that's great anyway that's don michael's channeling me god bless don rickles i love him so much i know it's in my fiber uncontrollably so on friday i talked about uh youtube gaming is a new youtube platform on which people who play video games can watch other people play video games and of course i made fun of this because there are people watching other people play video games which to me seems ridiculous but apparently i touched on her because i got an avalanche of mostly misspelled vitriol over the weekend we posted this video to youtube and it has more than 52 000 thumbs down which is a lot of thumbs down when it gets to 60 000 the police put you in protective custody so this is the most disliked video we've ever posted to youtube and we've posted thousands of videos to youtube and the comments section is absolutely incredible uh well let's go through some of these these are real comments from you stupid fat boy i guess that's me people love watching people play video games you're just mad because you will be jobless in a one year you stupid bearded gorilla you look sensational i do really do there's nothing wrong with looking pasty is it i mean i think no i mean you're pale yes you're a pet you i'm a white man you make mike pence look like a character in black panther get your balls tie them with thick fishing line and jump off a cliff while your cat's in a blender and the blender is being used to brush your teeth you sarcastic hmong sincerely the entire gaming community they got together to craft that statement i don't understand the airport run anymore with the event of uber i don't understand why you've still got to pick people up from the airport but you do the money yeah because some people pay tax and have to get trained norm mcdonald is here one of the funniest people ever norm's got a giant gambling problem he's dropped more coin in a casino than michael j fox at a parking meter it's a [ __ ] roast groaning grown grown go hang yourself with that fat string of bacon in the kitchen you effing d-gen i think it's short for degenerate but then on the other hand a lot of people opt not to wish death on me they just wanted me to catch a disease this guy said get cancer get brain cancer that jimmy kimmel video is the stupidest thing i've ever seen get aids jimmy thank you there goes mad tv yeah you're never going to be on show dude i was at matt tv and michael chase give me a tour quit bragging [Laughter] there was a jumanji league of superheroes and when you were black adam karen was nebula and jack was nacho libre who would kevin be beat he'd be honky pete what would his superpowers be i'd be black adam look at a honky pete [Laughter] this is how this guy defended watching videos about video games he said why watch porn when you can go have sex hey exactly why would you watch porn when you realize that thank you fluffy guy 958 anyway [Applause] i'm standing on a bridge between my forgiveness and your sins if you wanna [Music] you know you know they had to create an imax just for the two movies that he made there's two there's two movies north macdonald's so stoned he thinks he's at a roast for bob seger i love you norm wow you never come out knowing like the jd salinger of dick jokes so you've made so many films in the last few years have you ever thought of just slowing down and making just one good one oh jimmy jimmy you're like the pumpkin spice latte see you're a little too sweet but the white people love you it's one of those weird things [Applause] see over under tonight what's going to happen norm no i wanted to read something funny so i'm reading myrmaduke oh my god this is what happens when you book a deus off craigslist mountain lions running through the streets is that what you want no joe you [ __ ] lunatic somebody gets in my face that might cause me to get more lunatic i eat a little bit of protein you had to beat the [ __ ] out of people for like three decades before you could like chill smoke a little weed put on your little rascals hat and just [ __ ] chill out the movies for grown-ups award for best actor and it goes to adam sandler [Applause] you don't come up yet what's wrong with you how long have you been in show business that was sad you heard your name and you were like i hesitated to take a pause in comedy you take pauses you were like a chimp that saw banana you came running the hell was that [Applause] we get to you unbelievable unbelievable i'm sorry with jimmy kimmel dude a bow bow i get it i'm upset with jimmy kimmel for real you know who that is yeah yeah james the talk show host kimmel yeah james james k jk jk yeah yeah good old jimmy yeah uh yeah yeah so i went on a show i was he was fortunate enough he invited me on um you know his late night show i opened up to him dude i i talked about me missing my testicle like it was it was some serious conversation yeah no so no bro he went out he went on a show recently and he made a joke he said he said he said me and donald trump are the worst people on earth you jimmy kimmel honestly jimmy [ __ ] you bro i'm not there oh come on now had i known you fondly call me jk i never would have said any of that stuff i'm sorry lp i really i didn't mean to i hope we can be bros again dude i really do and i'm sorry about your testicle i forgot about that you know what to make up for it i'm going to give you one of my testicles all right or oh wait a minute i just thought of something maybe i'll introduce you to nicki minaj's cousin's friend

Channel: LaughPlanet

Views: 831,349

Keywords: comedians getting roasted, roast, funny roast, comedians roasted, comebacks, burns, insults, funny, comedy, savage insults, savage insults comebacks, roasted, trolling, like a boss, bill burr, norm macdonald, joe rogan, jimmy carr, kevin hart, miley cyrus, mark normand, david letterman, don rickles, craig ferguson, jimmy kimmel, laugh planet, laughplanet

Id: n6bUFLsJCMs

Length: 10min 52sec (652 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 15 2022