Kevin Hart - SAVAGE/FUNNY Moments !!

speaking of baranchi you were the roast Master at The Comedy Central yeah of Justin Bieber got taped on Saturday night yeah we just taped it and how did that go I went a little rough yeah yeah I'm not going to lie there were some moments where I was like Justin's gonna cry in the car all right you can feel the tension already okay here we go Kevin's serve DJ's got the same nose as Janet Jackson here we go now he's she's taking the gloves off now this is it I kept pointing at him like you better hold it back boy don't you you don't let them cameras see it come down he did one knee slap where I think he covered up a crowd he's like but also I always loved how fit you are and you're always promoting uh exercise my body looks great I'm gonna go with uh your head looks like looks like a long breast like a long succulent like with the areola right on my floor there's my report you got a nipple head that's [ __ ] up like like standing next to the koala bear hair but it's one in the tree I see the koala bear he's about to swipe down at her head I was so scared that I didn't tell her I wanted I wanted to record it first I'm looking at her and a koala bear did this she's like oh like he grabbed her hair and she went to like turn and talk to me I was gone I left I had what I wanted I was like I probably wouldn't think I'll be honest with you if I'd have seen the monkey run by and somebody told me I could do what I want because I'm 18. I won't take that monkey on the plane with me guys Kevin you can't don't tell me I can't I got a lot of money I want the monkey and if you don't say anything I'll leave you here let the monkey take your seat that's what you gotta do right Dwayne Johnson don't sad breath smells like [ __ ] on the regular and nobody knows this you wanna know where the eyebrow raise came from it came from the reaction of people hello and everybody [ __ ] all right let's keep going what's your favorite fast food um Popeyes oh Diana I almost married you just said and we want to apologize he was he was ticked off Kevin you were because you walked in The Orange Room and there was a big frame picture of Dwayne the Rock which is BS good morning because I would start cussing yeah and so we need to get a picture of you we're working on an eight by ten well you need to work on a 12 by 14. it's gonna be awesome I'm starting off with something very cute and cuddly this is Gisele very true right now the Wayne Johnson has women he's got women fast yeah I was um best man from Macaulay Q Laurie and for my brother that was that was bad because um I had an asthma attack um that's not the ideal place to be is it I'm sorry I'm sorry I love the most about working with Cube you know he started off as the guy that you assumed was angry because he never moved his lip his top lip is always straight that's all day all day that's his lip all day kill you want to eat maybe by the way your book is very funny I was looking through this book today this is not one of those books where you just had some guy come in and write the whole book now you this is really that's me your deal here and um well first of all explain the puppies on the on the cover because I wonder what well first of all let's play let's use the word genius okay something to say Kevin check on Luda something just said look off the boat and I look off the boat I'm about to take off of my jet ski his head is barely above the water like I I don't even see his arms and I could see him spitting water out and a piece of me said let him drown because he's getting you think oh no time at all okay great we'll see in a second Anthony damn five minutes is this you do you like things to happen right now like that man look I'm not saying that I'm scared because I'm not but this ain't safe right now and it looks like we sell an ass I mean okay here's a good impression of Dwayne Johnson The People's hero okay Mr Duane could you sign my belt he's like oh come on man he throws kids off with signals to take their minds off of what they asked for Mrs Dwayne hey hey I I want I really wanted to be Kevin but I doubt that that's going to be able to be the name I've already oh so you have to run this but this is not a decision that you can push through well I'll be honest with you uh Jimmy I don't I don't run nothing in my house so uh you know be honest you can tell Fletcher Cox one of the best defensive players ever [Applause] yeah well the babies they make this little trapping noise isn't that amazing I want some little black man you're not even trying that is great tell a little secret about what's great it was wonderful in that Dwayne's got a tattoo right above his ass that says come on they can go 40 miles an hour they're so fast it's amazing good luck at that at this time I want to say I will not be the fastest thing I'm sorry I missed it because it looked like it was beautiful it was amazing yeah that was a moment where she looked down into my eyes um does it does it do they bite seriously well they they can be okay do they bite well yeah lots of photographers here and you were jumping off a boat which I'm so impressed by this shot look at and it's yeah that's that's perfect form no the next one I like fruit loops no I don't like eggs with whole milk oh that's right because you're you're a high school girl how do you not know that your trunks are gone how do you not feel that I got a lot of junk a lot of junk you know I didn't know what was going on okay I thought I thought something was swimming around my ankle [Applause] okay I just brought we brought this up on the show earlier I mentioned that I in my in a perfect world I don't even want my kids to know that I'm I'm a comedian or are on television you know I just like that they wouldn't even know that what about you do your kids know that you're a comment uh they must no first of all my kids know I'm a big deal this is this is how crazy my lady is she put herself that's your fiance when the kids go to bed you flip the duvet over and I said it's kind of it's kind of creepy because I can't sleep in the nude because my kids face is on the other side says it's bad what level did you get to as far as basketball goes did you play high school basketball uh okay we being honest like because yeah because you can find footage so I don't know how far I can lie okay uh it was once upon a time where a female hurt me before I became the sex symbol that I am today and uh I did cry myself to sleep one time yes it hurt that bad yeah but you got the last laugh yeah well now who's who's Who's laughing now so for this last animal we're all gonna come down here we're gonna join you down here I mean you know your voice is important but you don't know how important it is until you lose it because you can't really communicate and everything comes off rude like you just look rude like when you're talking to people [Laughter] we have played this game before you and I won yeah you did but why did you want a rematch you know I wanted to rematch I wanted the rematch because you gave me a white hand last time now I'm very serious I'm not playing around I know you invited me to play the game and I get here you gave me a giant white hand you know why I got you this tell me well you know every time I come on here you're always saying oh my God Kevin you're so funny you're like oh my God Kevin you always say God in my name so I said sometimes it's natural now when I have to be funny I get it you know this takes where everybody on the on a set would be dying oh oh my God Kevin how'd you do it and I would look at Cube and he would just be staring I'm like hey man uh you need to laugh everybody else is having a good time he's like Norman let's just get the work done get the work done here we go here we go so what are you are you serious right I'm serious you're good I'm not I'm a grown man all right all right let's go let's go give me I need forty dollars okay I'm gonna give you 60 and I'll give you 40 back yeah I need 40 back when you get time all right just save it all right I'll give this a whole thing what uh what what what type of uh what type of person are you in school were you uh you uh what are you a jock huh work hard three exclamation marks yes yes that pretty much sums me up three more exclamation marks everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to do the work I would say what I love I love how you've read it in my voice that's what I love I heard I heard me just now I don't hear you I heard Kevin Hart just now remix exclamation I love it brothers from another mother I like it I would throw my boys and be like hey he did a thing and then he can do it that was me that was me it should be good that's when you know you're funny when the people don't even know what you're saying and they're laughing but it's weird because you can get the eye contact I've literally made eye contact with a man that had no idea what I was talking about I was in Singapore and I'm telling a joke and he was like uh you know uh the the beauty the beauty of there's a thing there's a thing and uh this thing this thing you can't it's it's no it's actually two colorways they're based off of my kids heaven and Hendrix you know if I got to talking about this shoe guys you could be here for a minute because it's uh it's quite the uh quite the moment for me you know it's never been done it's like it's like taking a uh let's take it let's take a let's say we gotta wait right you're gonna pick it up nine times out of ten you can't do a set with it that's [Laughter] where we oh that's where we jail okay hold on come on sway look man are you doing a serious interview going to Sarah's interview because if we are hey hey y'all that's why I'm asking I don't know you know we talked about studio time no we didn't we actually yeah let me get my foreign one of the uh in between us all right I wouldn't know what it was like working with the uh we had some talks back in the day you know cute while we're here what happened with us with mwa I've been talking about the big guy has been great I mean he's doing a lot of things because what we do we just do big things around here what we do yeah it's a good thing as a as a production you you want to grow you've dressed the same since I know there is no Mystique there's no there's no mystery Cube I know what he's gonna wear like this I get it I get it it's who you are brother keep it real but that's how us gangsters are

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Id: 3F7Yvug4WhQ

Length: 13min 7sec (787 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 09 2019